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Police officer: Confess! We know you had a tentacle in the bank robbery!
Alien criminal: You ain't getting me to confess to nuthin, copper!
PO: Then you leave us with no choice. Bring in...the human!
AC: W-what?
*30 mins later*
Valley hill girl: ...and then Jenny was like, 'no way!' and I was like, 'Yes, way!'. And she was like, 'There's no way Daniel would ever date Sabrina!'. But of course, I knew Sabrina told Emily, who told Becca, who told Denise, who told me that, like, they totally saw them at the mall last week, and they were hold hands. Holding HANDS! Can you believe that? So, then I said-...
AC: I CONFESS! I DID IT!! JUST MAKE IT STOP!!!!
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FRIDAY, FRIDAY, GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAAYYYYYY
We have a weapon known only as Bieber.
No no no... Fred. The YouTube channel. Begin playing *THAT*
This is the song that never ends
Yes it goes on and on my friends
Police officer: Confess! We know you had a tentacle in the bank robbery! Alien criminal: You ain't getting me to confess to nuthin, copper! PO: Then you leave us with no choice. Bring in...the human! AC: W-what? *30 mins later* Valley hill girl: ...and then Jenny was like, 'no way!' and I was like, 'Yes, way!'. And she was like, 'There's no way Daniel would ever date Sabrina!'. But of course, I knew Sabrina told Emily, who told Becca, who told Denise, who told me that, like, they totally saw them at the mall last week, and they were hold hands. Holding HANDS! Can you believe that? So, then I said-... AC: I CONFESS! I DID IT!! JUST MAKE IT STOP!!!!
Smile, nod along, and go blank.
Baby shark, do doo do do dooo