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Depending on how you kick, you will be humiliated with one of the following phrases:
I'm taking your shins, one way, or another!
Everyone pays the kneecap tax!
No steelcap boots at work? OSHA VIOLATION!
Left hand not visible in first panel, and right hand not visible in second panel.
Duel wielding shields but they both fall off after the codpiece kick.
A: Surrender or I burn this "body pillow" of the deformed human name Miku!
H: go ahead, she's a shit waifu anyway.
H2: you take that back and surrender. I swear to the goddess Miku I will beat you death with your own rifle!
H3: he's right you know. Everyone knows Luna from season 67 of Sword Art Online is best waifu.
H1: I will gut you with a Luna statue if you don't recant that shit right now.
Humans General: I swear to God if you fuckers start WW6 on this battle field I'll will murder the lot of you.
H2: begun the 6th Waifu Wars has.
A: I, I think I'm gonna leave now.
H7: Stop trying to start ww7 before we even finished ww6!
H5: would a femboy be a waifu or husbando?
Everyone stops to discuss the key points in this?
A: did. Did that one question just stop the war?
A2: ha no. It's gonna get even more brutal now. When they stop to think they hit harder when they wind back up
H: Phahah jokes on u I got rid of my balls!
A: But I have a knife in my shoe!
H: fuck...
H: **AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA**
a: \* does this\*
h: \*doesn't react \*
A: wha-
H: im a woman dipshit
A: bu-
H: that is not my weakspot
A: oh no\*in thoughts\**i have made a grave mistake*
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Depending on how you kick, you will be humiliated with one of the following phrases: I'm taking your shins, one way, or another! Everyone pays the kneecap tax! No steelcap boots at work? OSHA VIOLATION!
My acts of violence are an hobby, not work
Do what you love and you never work a day in your life.
Wait... First picture, shield on right arm. Second picture, shield on left arm. Third picture, no shield at all...
The viking is a master at sleight of hand
Of course how do you think we keep winning the season campaigns? Via drunken sleight of hand ofc
It's in her sleeve
It's an execution from the game For Honor, originally it was supposed to be hand directly on her breasts but was changed into viking shield magic.
Liked the old way better, made it feel more personal.
Did the old one even make it to live? I swear they changed it before the actual release, or like within a week if it did go live.
Never owned the game myself, but friend of mine does a lot of game testing. Played with him when it first came out, distinctly remember the boob-grab.
Left hand not visible in first panel, and right hand not visible in second panel. Duel wielding shields but they both fall off after the codpiece kick.
A: Surrender or I burn this "body pillow" of the deformed human name Miku! H: go ahead, she's a shit waifu anyway. H2: you take that back and surrender. I swear to the goddess Miku I will beat you death with your own rifle! H3: he's right you know. Everyone knows Luna from season 67 of Sword Art Online is best waifu. H1: I will gut you with a Luna statue if you don't recant that shit right now. Humans General: I swear to God if you fuckers start WW6 on this battle field I'll will murder the lot of you. H2: begun the 6th Waifu Wars has. A: I, I think I'm gonna leave now.
H4: *eats popcorn, looks at alien* no, you sould stay. This will get interesting.
Alien race 2: oh it's gonna be epic. Last Waifu war had a casualty count in the hundreds of millions.
H5:where's the pop-bot, I need a bucket
Pop-Bot: *R2-D2 beeps*
H6: Do you have Coke or Pepsi?
Pop-Bot: Fanta.
H5: red, blue, orange, or yellow?
H7: Purple. The best kind.
Yes
H2: reject waifu embrace husbano
H7: Stop trying to start ww7 before we even finished ww6! H5: would a femboy be a waifu or husbando? Everyone stops to discuss the key points in this? A: did. Did that one question just stop the war? A2: ha no. It's gonna get even more brutal now. When they stop to think they hit harder when they wind back up
H2: for me any one that Say they are a boy Can be a husbano and a boywife is the best no one can change my mind
Icelandic my beloved
Seriously, do they think \*we\* don't \*also\* know it's our weak point?
H: Phahah jokes on u I got rid of my balls! A: But I have a knife in my shoe! H: fuck... H: **AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA**
Babe, wake up, new bottom surgery just dropped!
Balls of steel
I used to be an adventurer like you Then I took a codpiece to the knee.
Woah a For Honor meme on this sub 😳 Context: https://youtube.com/watch?v=bS0kDxj3gac&si=EnSIkaIECMiOmarE
a: \* does this\* h: \*doesn't react \* A: wha- H: im a woman dipshit A: bu- H: that is not my weakspot A: oh no\*in thoughts\**i have made a grave mistake*
I mean I feel like it would still hurt to be kicked there even if you don’t have the outside squishy bits
ever heard the term "Cunt Punt"? it exists and from what women have told me - it fucking hurts just as badly.
I have not heard that term
give it some google - it's real
I will challenge that statement.
Ohhh, Ãslenska 🇮🇸
This is making me want to pick up For Honor again
Then put it back down again 1 hour later
"Near triple digit pounds of armor, and you didn't think the codpiece was a part of that?.."