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A: OH YOUR GOD! She just smiled at us, why are you aroused?! Why are there not more of you?!
H: Microplastics.
A: I'm sorry, what?
H: Microplastics in my blood. Polymers are stored in the balls.
There are multiple reasons why a human male might get turned on.
A female, a male, a full explanation of how the enigma machine functions...
General rule of thumb, if you can name it, there is a human horny for it.
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Who says it’s just human woman? Have you seen furries? Or other aliens gals……hell some humans will bed anything with a pulse
Then there is some who will without a pulse
Either lacking or never having one isn't a problem
Pulse is optional
:O
I’ll bed most forms of intelligent life with a pulse… I have some standards, come on
A: OH YOUR GOD! She just smiled at us, why are you aroused?! Why are there not more of you?! H: Microplastics. A: I'm sorry, what? H: Microplastics in my blood. Polymers are stored in the balls.
Who says it is just human women have you seen elves, asari or hell even some orc women.
There are multiple reasons why a human male might get turned on. A female, a male, a full explanation of how the enigma machine functions... General rule of thumb, if you can name it, there is a human horny for it.
There are exceptions to this rule however Ex. u/Sigruldar
You don’t know that. For all we know this IS how he gets off. Lol
Not just women, *any* potential mate
Or sometimes just completely randomly for no reason at all. Two words for you, morning wood.
Mourning wood is worse.
Who says it's just women?