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My dad got pretty sick some few years ago, went to the GP, got sent for blood tests. The diagnosis was...
...Vitamin C poisoning.
He'd been overdosing himself on satsumas. xD (I genuinely shit you not)
Was told to lay off them for a while and continue to curb his intake a bit once he was feeling better.
I know a guy who overdosed himself on mint tea. He'd make a gallon in the morning, put it in the fridge, and finish it by dinner. After about a month he found out it was damaging his liver.
Alarms Blare and Hull Metal screams as it deforms. A Blast Door to the Bridge starts to deform and is it slowly being pushed out of its frame and into the Bridge.
Captain Eggleston "Engineering! Kill all power to the Ship! Eject the Warp Core if you have to! Do It NOW! NOW! NOW!"
\*vidscreen clicks off\*
JAG: So, Ensign Jones. Can you explain the circumstances that led up to the desstruction of the GNS *Buster Douglas?*
Jones: Well Sir, as the Logs stated, earlier, we were well overdue for rest and refit. We had left Starbase 382 before we were able to complete full repairs on our Electrical systems on deck 3, 4 and 5. But we had to assist the the relief efforts on Sanguinus-5. While we were Transiting out of Warp upon reaching their system, we were hit with an unexpectedly large Solar Flare . The radiation dropped our Shields and fried half the ships systems. So we had to jury-rig almost everything to keep the ship together. We were waiting on a Tug to come assist us when we finally got Life Support on Deck 3 running again.
With Deck three tied in, we were able to fire up the Galley so we could prep hot meals for the crew. We tied it into the new power relays, and the kitchen booted up without a single error.
What we didn't know was that the Food Replicator had an internal fault. It would make anything you wanted just fine... But once it got running the automatic Shutoff was disabled. And we had decided to do a Spaghetti Night for our first meal out of Environmental support suits.
JAG: So you're saying a your ship was taken out by a Endless Breadsticks?
The Volsteads say that fermentation is against their religion, and I really hate that bastard Ndru for stealing my parking spot.
6 weeks later and he still doesn't know why his EVA suit smells like beer π
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I have done nothing but telaport bread for three days
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT TOO
*angry bread monster noises*
πͺ£π?
Yes soldier you can have the bucket
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If you give us the possibility for lasagna, pizza, kebab and fresh oranges we will use it
Donβt forget chocolate!
We don't speak about chocolate in front of the Lycans.
Puddingorgy
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My dad got pretty sick some few years ago, went to the GP, got sent for blood tests. The diagnosis was... ...Vitamin C poisoning. He'd been overdosing himself on satsumas. xD (I genuinely shit you not) Was told to lay off them for a while and continue to curb his intake a bit once he was feeling better.
I know a guy who overdosed himself on mint tea. He'd make a gallon in the morning, put it in the fridge, and finish it by dinner. After about a month he found out it was damaging his liver.
Alarms Blare and Hull Metal screams as it deforms. A Blast Door to the Bridge starts to deform and is it slowly being pushed out of its frame and into the Bridge. Captain Eggleston "Engineering! Kill all power to the Ship! Eject the Warp Core if you have to! Do It NOW! NOW! NOW!" \*vidscreen clicks off\* JAG: So, Ensign Jones. Can you explain the circumstances that led up to the desstruction of the GNS *Buster Douglas?* Jones: Well Sir, as the Logs stated, earlier, we were well overdue for rest and refit. We had left Starbase 382 before we were able to complete full repairs on our Electrical systems on deck 3, 4 and 5. But we had to assist the the relief efforts on Sanguinus-5. While we were Transiting out of Warp upon reaching their system, we were hit with an unexpectedly large Solar Flare . The radiation dropped our Shields and fried half the ships systems. So we had to jury-rig almost everything to keep the ship together. We were waiting on a Tug to come assist us when we finally got Life Support on Deck 3 running again. With Deck three tied in, we were able to fire up the Galley so we could prep hot meals for the crew. We tied it into the new power relays, and the kitchen booted up without a single error. What we didn't know was that the Food Replicator had an internal fault. It would make anything you wanted just fine... But once it got running the automatic Shutoff was disabled. And we had decided to do a Spaghetti Night for our first meal out of Environmental support suits. JAG: So you're saying a your ship was taken out by a Endless Breadsticks?
Sounds like an FAFO situation involving the FSM and a less pleasant interaction with the noodly appendage.
Of course. Wasted pasta is sacrilege.
You rat bastard, Take my upvote
With pleasure!
We're they olive garden bread sticks?
Strega Nona
Huh! Never heard of that one. Pretty cool!
The Volsteads say that fermentation is against their religion, and I really hate that bastard Ndru for stealing my parking spot. 6 weeks later and he still doesn't know why his EVA suit smells like beer π
[The captain trying to stop humans from printing more food:](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlJPnElXKM0)