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DramaticSwordfis7

Ah yes instead of small child bringing home a fluffy companion, the tables have turned. A small child orc rushing home. Child. MAMA, LOOK WHAT I FOUND! CAN I KEEP HIM? I'LL BRUSH HIM, AN FEED HIM AND GIVE HIM ALL THE SCRITCHES! Mama. Well let's take a look and see. He might have a family of his own. Now then let's take a look at this....good....boy? Human. Sup. I was promised snacks?


Anxious-Ingenuity183

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Leather-Mundane

![gif](giphy|8noSCCaJMf2HC) Alien mom.


DarkKnightJin

I like it. And considering mankind is already a pretty social species and tends towards pack behaviour, the comparison to wolves is quite nice. And I agree: If you could roflstomp your way across the galaxy, there's some humans that'd wanna do that. But there's also plenty of us that'd be like "Nah, too easy. Let's try to make friends instead."


twinsaber123

And there are plenty of humans that would point to a member of the alien species and go, "Look at that face! How could you be mean to something that looks that dopey and adorable?"


SomethingTouchesBack

“How strong must you be, that conquest is boring, and peaceful negotiations are a better challenge?” — I would like to borrow that most excellent line!


lesbianwriterlover69

its not copyrighted, ABUSE IT, SPREAD IT


Ikxale

Woof


DRogue6

Hawooooooooooooooo!


Anxious-Ingenuity183

WAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGH!


DRogue6

This just reminded me of my husky. She used to yell at me if I didn't understand what she was trying to tell me. In my head, it sounded just like that. Lol. I miss that wonderful dog.


Suspicious-Self2067

Don't forget the grumble. Not a growl, bark, or howl. But an annoyed sound that always made me think of Marge Simpson.


DRogue6

Oh, she said actual words too. Opened gates and doors. Even took the cap off her favorite sparkling water herself if we left it out. She pull the cork out of the wild turkey 101 as a puppy after unlatching and open the door on the liquor cabinet. She had a massive hangover and would never touch hard liquor again, but loved to have her own tiny serving of moscato. Also loved banana laffy taffy as a rare treat. The grumbles, yawls, huffs and sighs. Yes was a wag and no was the actual word. Brings you her leash and says "wakch" as best she could. Pulled the blanket off you in the night if she couldn't wait until morning to go outside. Kicked her bowl and yelled foooo with a loud huff at the end. Good times.


MLL_Phoenix7

Awoo


303Kiwi

And this is just the Irish Space Travellers... Nomading their way across the void in their city caravans. Brawling, smashing faces and kicking arse of those who dislike them, but friends to the end with those who welcome them.