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Totally depends on the human and the predator species. Is the predator fuzzy and deserve cuddles? Then something like 90% of humans will take one. Is it a living fossil from the time when their larger cousins roamed the world? Then sign up a good portion of those left because who doesn't love a gator? Then you have the Chads of the human race that will take pigs into their house. You have balls of steel if you trust a creature that could eat you as a single meal and leave only bones behind.
We don't talk about the peeps that have snakes and spiders or other creepy crawlies as their pets. They're weird. No necessarily harmful to themselves of others...not even weirder than you or me. Just a different kind of weird.
Mhmm, poking a series of holes in the two cavities could work just fine though, as I imagine it’s like cutting vent holes into a pie crust before you bake it.
Although if you want to go with fully opening the abdominal and thoracic cavities, may i suggest using the guts as fish bait? It works fairly well as most large fish are omnivores or carnivores, and you get to keep an eye out for any errant bits of corpse/snooping cops while you fish.
That and fishing seems to be a relaxing activity from what I’ve heard.
You’re always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. … And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it’s no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies’ digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don’t want to go sievin’ through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so **be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm.** They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, “as greedy as a pig”.
Just remember to occasionally dump a bit of cola cola in the mud and pig shit so the teeth have no recognizable imprint or pattern and will most likely be unrecognized as teeth.
It won’t hurt the pigs but it will dissolve a tooth fully in about 48 hours.
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Alien Soup, save can o' corpse for when i am not being offered hot food. One of the few things a guard man can enjoy in this universe is the small things like a hot meal or the sounds of the nids dying to auto bolter fire.
On many planets the game is
Merry fuck kill.
On some it is
Merry fuck eat
And on others still it is
Eat fuck kill
Indeed if you have a human presence on your world and live close by?
You are indeed
Fucked.
The hive mind isn't stupid but it has certain blind spots, its mindset is strictly predatory so the idea of making a genus that looks exactly like attractive humans but breeds true every time (cloning themselves) to breed humanity out of its own gene pool is an idea that has never occurred to it, and never will. Likewise it probably isn't aware, or doesn't care, how edible its troops and monsters are to other species unless those combat forms are being eaten alive on the battlefield. The Tyranid solution to its dead being eaten by the enemy is:
1. Don't die.
2. Eat the enemy first.
3. Advance the front line so its forces can feed on the dead of both sides.
So Tyranids are probably edible (once cooked) and might even taste great (lots of nutritional density) but this is only a meal you're going to get if you're decisively winning a war against them.
Well specific fleets are probably inedible but that's more of a byproduct than intention so your point still stands off the top of my head tiamat's exoskeletons are hard as diamonds so can't really get to the meat, and gorgon specializes in toxic warfare so they're all highly poisonous and/or venomous
H:over here we have the local wildlife trained for guard detail
*points at a kenal with giant wolves*
Alien: *nodding*
Human:and over here is the wildlife we couldn't train *points to a enclosed space with the camp cook chasing a giant spider while waving a cleaver*
Alien: *muttering what the fuck*
As an infantry man who had the displeasure of serving with a human Detachment of mercenaries, I witnessed humans doing both. It was not long before the humans domesticated the local variety of wild cat using the local variety of Leviathan. Both are dangerous predators, both eat each other but by the end the chef had one of the Wildcats quote "blooping"... the Leviathan Stew was among the best I've ever tasted, which is odd because typically the Beast is biohazard to my species I didn't find out until after I was on my third helping and would have died if it actually were toxic. And the Wildcats ended up saving our lives in the operation itself. The humans actually took them home. I pity the life forms that were on the receiving end of this assault.
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Totally depends on the human and the predator species. Is the predator fuzzy and deserve cuddles? Then something like 90% of humans will take one. Is it a living fossil from the time when their larger cousins roamed the world? Then sign up a good portion of those left because who doesn't love a gator? Then you have the Chads of the human race that will take pigs into their house. You have balls of steel if you trust a creature that could eat you as a single meal and leave only bones behind. We don't talk about the peeps that have snakes and spiders or other creepy crawlies as their pets. They're weird. No necessarily harmful to themselves of others...not even weirder than you or me. Just a different kind of weird.
Note: Pigs eat bones too. Putting a corpse in a pig pen would dispose of it entierly within an hour.
I've always heard they don't and teeth are left. Good to know. I prefer the chicken wire with rocks in a lake method...for stories and legal purposes.
They eat teeth, its just they can't digest it. So they end up being pooped out.
Don't forget to disembowel to reduce bloating... theoretically, of course.
Mhmm, poking a series of holes in the two cavities could work just fine though, as I imagine it’s like cutting vent holes into a pie crust before you bake it. Although if you want to go with fully opening the abdominal and thoracic cavities, may i suggest using the guts as fish bait? It works fairly well as most large fish are omnivores or carnivores, and you get to keep an eye out for any errant bits of corpse/snooping cops while you fish. That and fishing seems to be a relaxing activity from what I’ve heard.
Except for the teeth
Except for teeth yes. I forgot about that.
Nope, they eat them too. They just pass fairly undigested.
inb4 \*insert Brick Top’s monologue on body disposal\*
You’re always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. … And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it’s no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies’ digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don’t want to go sievin’ through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so **be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm.** They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, “as greedy as a pig”.
You'll want to remove the teeth, as if they do leave any it can be traced using dental data.
*interesting*. . .
Thank you for this information. I will remember it. For educational purposes of course….
Just remember to occasionally dump a bit of cola cola in the mud and pig shit so the teeth have no recognizable imprint or pattern and will most likely be unrecognized as teeth. It won’t hurt the pigs but it will dissolve a tooth fully in about 48 hours.
Snakes are adorable! Have you never seen a ball python or a hognose?
Hognose are such fucking drama queens...
But they be cute.
Oh, absolutely adorable. Calling them drama queens wasn't a negative. But the way they play dead is just Sooooo over the top it's comical.
Yeah. I honestly wish I had the ability to get one cuz they are so cute. But I can't currently get a hognose. Love watching videos bout em.
This guy's never been to r/snek
Nor at r/spiderbros
Or r/awwnverts
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Whether or not cooking Tyranids would actually make them safe is quite a risk. The human cooks anyway, for it does not care
If anyone can cook a 'nid safe, Sly Marbo's sister can.
As Sly always says: #"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
That almost sounds like their cousin, Fonz Marbo.
Ahh, yes, I hear the resemblance. Interesting.
“AAAAAAay.” _Cue finger guns_
If you have the chice between suspicious Alien soup and litteral corpse mash, what would you pick?
Alien Soup, save can o' corpse for when i am not being offered hot food. One of the few things a guard man can enjoy in this universe is the small things like a hot meal or the sounds of the nids dying to auto bolter fire.
Don’t guardsmen it’s a cultists
the cook is from catachan, probably not a cultist
just your average Catachan
A catachan, I'm out. Fuck this planet, if they are here I don't want to be.
On many planets the game is Merry fuck kill. On some it is Merry fuck eat And on others still it is Eat fuck kill Indeed if you have a human presence on your world and live close by? You are indeed Fucked.
A1.....I hear a Humie will always fuck what it kllls A2.....Really? Weill I heard they kill whatever they fuck
Worf? Like... A dock? Or a large dog barking?
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Oooooooh Shit i forgot this movie!
It's either 'be domesticated' or 'be eaten'. Choose your fate xeno.
Some sort of aquatic, cephalopod sentience seeing recordings of homo sapiens dining on seafood. "Nope."
Fight, fuck, domesticate, and/or eat. These apply more broadly than they probably should...
Yes everyone, BLESS THE COOK!
Buff women appreciation
Here here
The hive mind isn't stupid but it has certain blind spots, its mindset is strictly predatory so the idea of making a genus that looks exactly like attractive humans but breeds true every time (cloning themselves) to breed humanity out of its own gene pool is an idea that has never occurred to it, and never will. Likewise it probably isn't aware, or doesn't care, how edible its troops and monsters are to other species unless those combat forms are being eaten alive on the battlefield. The Tyranid solution to its dead being eaten by the enemy is: 1. Don't die. 2. Eat the enemy first. 3. Advance the front line so its forces can feed on the dead of both sides. So Tyranids are probably edible (once cooked) and might even taste great (lots of nutritional density) but this is only a meal you're going to get if you're decisively winning a war against them.
Well specific fleets are probably inedible but that's more of a byproduct than intention so your point still stands off the top of my head tiamat's exoskeletons are hard as diamonds so can't really get to the meat, and gorgon specializes in toxic warfare so they're all highly poisonous and/or venomous
Predatory silicate based lifeform: "we have no natural predators." Michel Lotito: "Bonjour."
H:over here we have the local wildlife trained for guard detail *points at a kenal with giant wolves* Alien: *nodding* Human:and over here is the wildlife we couldn't train *points to a enclosed space with the camp cook chasing a giant spider while waving a cleaver* Alien: *muttering what the fuck*
This perfectly describes every monster hunter player ever
As an infantry man who had the displeasure of serving with a human Detachment of mercenaries, I witnessed humans doing both. It was not long before the humans domesticated the local variety of wild cat using the local variety of Leviathan. Both are dangerous predators, both eat each other but by the end the chef had one of the Wildcats quote "blooping"... the Leviathan Stew was among the best I've ever tasted, which is odd because typically the Beast is biohazard to my species I didn't find out until after I was on my third helping and would have died if it actually were toxic. And the Wildcats ended up saving our lives in the operation itself. The humans actually took them home. I pity the life forms that were on the receiving end of this assault.
Good luck eating tyranids though.... 🤮 💀
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The nid biomass wasn't supposed to feed the enemy *screeching*
I prefer my corpsstarch like my woman... Hot.