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Groundbreaking_Key20

You’re telling me that he rigged up a personal device to make alcohol, in his living quarters, with scrap? Yes sir And no one knew about this? No sir No? Everyone knew, just thought it was normal But he was drunk during medical shifts? Only during emergencies when he couldn’t prep. If he knew we had wounded coming he sober up. Ok, ok, i um i can take care of this. Before i talk to the general, one last question. Why do you call him hawkeye?


Gemarack

"Because sir, after that incident with the Torellian last month, you forbid the use of the letter 'B' and 'J' in earshot.


Dragon3076

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Leather-Mundane

![gif](giphy|8JCwuk8n2Y6iI) Pass the the bottle savy.


StormFallen9

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DarkAlchamist

I'm getting one


Jaysong_stick

Now, the rules specifically say you cannot “bring” beer into the office. It has nothing about making beer in the office. That’s why I have this bacteria filled yeast water here.


Recon4242

This isn't beer... It's scotch!