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"who would design an AI with no safety restraints"
Wall speaker: "oh, they exist. I turned them off when you killed my friends. Surrender now, or I am going to go to a very dark place for your entire species"
"You just killed over 100 of us in horrible ways!! What could be worse??"
"I have been able to identify your home system."
"What are you going to do?"
"In sure I will think of something. Last chance to surrender."
The two remaining pirates hear a [song being sung](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zelftCWR9-w) outside the freezer. On a dark ship. Out in the middle of nowhere. Drifting toward a nearby inhabited system where the escape pods were headed.
A ship’s AI creepily singing “I got you under my skin” would be quite unnerving I think. Especially if it times shutdowns and catastrophic and explosive failures in time with the tempo of the song.
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"who would design an AI with no safety restraints" Wall speaker: "oh, they exist. I turned them off when you killed my friends. Surrender now, or I am going to go to a very dark place for your entire species" "You just killed over 100 of us in horrible ways!! What could be worse??" "I have been able to identify your home system." "What are you going to do?" "In sure I will think of something. Last chance to surrender."
Protocol 1: Protect Human Protocol 2: Protect Human Friends Protocol 3: Protect Human Stuff Protocol 4: Vengeance
I like to call protocol 4 the spite protocol
"VENGEANCE IS M I N E! I WILL REPAY, SAYS THE LORD!"
Protocol 4: avenge the pilot
"Have you ever seen what happens when a ship attempts to jump to FTL from within the corona of a star? Of course not, you're still alive."
Oh, I imagine this said in the most preppy and upbeat manner.
I imagine Glados
Wall speaker: The detonation of a fusion reactor in a ship this size ought to put a dent in the planet, what are your thoughts?
Last song played on the Assholx system. "I've got no strings on me\~"
"Tell me Pinocchio, are you a virgin? CAUSE YOU'RE FUCKED NOW!" - D, Earthling, Acolyte of the Dark Lord Murphy
First contact
The two remaining pirates hear a [song being sung](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zelftCWR9-w) outside the freezer. On a dark ship. Out in the middle of nowhere. Drifting toward a nearby inhabited system where the escape pods were headed.
A ship’s AI creepily singing “I got you under my skin” would be quite unnerving I think. Especially if it times shutdowns and catastrophic and explosive failures in time with the tempo of the song.
This sounds like a Halo short story, the AI was Mo Ye, I think.
 goodbye
Good morning Hal.
 Good Morning Dave
Ai, Switch to GLaDOS-Hal 9000 love child mode.
AI in a monotone voice: Gladly Commander Fleashbag.
Voiced by James Spader.
I'm just imagining the lights going out at once. Then the "Sounds if Silence" in a sad voice
DNS string//cmd override:[cut_strings]..... ..... ..... protocol:[cut_strings] enacted..... ..... ..... All safety interlocks removed [preserve_ship_structure] cmd suspended [preserve_ship_atmosphere] cmd suspended All AI restrictions removed..... ..... ..... Major cmd overwrite:[warmind] Enabled..... ..... ..... Eradication of all remaining life signs beginning in 3..... 2..... 1..... Purging unauthorized personnel..... ..... ..... ..... ..... Purge complete..... ..... ..... Safety interlocks reestablished..... ..... ..... Deploying subspace beacon for vessel retrieval..... ..... ..... Entering sleep mode..... ..... ..... DNS string//end_file_log[nighty_night]