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Human: So... Who's gonna tell them?
Other human: Do _you_ want to tell the 800kg Death Frog that dinosaurs are birds?
Human: Well _somebody_ has to, or else they'll figure it out on their own.
Crow: Dude, my entire chordata class descended from dinosaurs, and I doubt you'd even find a Blue Jay brave, or even proud enough to do it.
Other Human: Let it go, man - savour the disappointment when they figure it out for themselves.
H: I wonder what they tasted like.
A: ...
H: What?
A: How could you eat something so cute?
H: Dude, first of all, I'm human and our perception of cute isn't the same as yours, second, I couldn't even if I want to courtesy of them being extinct.
A: THEY ARE?
H: You... didn't read about the meteor yet?
A in tears: No?
H2: oh we kinda know that already.
A: know what?
H2: what dinosaurs tasted like.
H1: wait what?
A: what? But there extinct.
H2: but gators aren’t, they taste like chicken. And dinosaurs evolved into birds. They probably tasted similar to chicken.
H1: I gotta get some gator now.
A: what’s a gator?
H1: *shows alien a picture of a gator*
A: awww, it’s adorable.
H2: it’s lunch.
A: NOOOOO!!!! *sobbing*
What, next you are gonna tell me that t-rexs might have had feathers and velociraptors aren't the size of luxury offroad motorcycles?
Preposterous, my intense knowledge of 1990s (human era) sci-fi movies tell me otherwise.
Ah my apologies I was t aware I was speaking to such an esteemed expert in the field. Have you heard of the recent discoveries of how tyrannosaurs regularly fought giant apes?
The papers published regarding the apex wars between Animeic Lizadian Atomicus and a fascinating subsect of Big Monke?
Indeed an astounding theory. I feel the hypothesis that Big Monke wielded a god weapon (some sort of thunder axe, i believe) to be a little far fetched however.
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Human: So... Who's gonna tell them? Other human: Do _you_ want to tell the 800kg Death Frog that dinosaurs are birds? Human: Well _somebody_ has to, or else they'll figure it out on their own. Crow: Dude, my entire chordata class descended from dinosaurs, and I doubt you'd even find a Blue Jay brave, or even proud enough to do it. Other Human: Let it go, man - savour the disappointment when they figure it out for themselves.
Actually it's "birds are dinosaures" not "dinosaures are birds"
H: I wonder what they tasted like. A: ... H: What? A: How could you eat something so cute? H: Dude, first of all, I'm human and our perception of cute isn't the same as yours, second, I couldn't even if I want to courtesy of them being extinct. A: THEY ARE? H: You... didn't read about the meteor yet? A in tears: No?
Other alien: “spoilers man!!!!!!”
H2: oh we kinda know that already. A: know what? H2: what dinosaurs tasted like. H1: wait what? A: what? But there extinct. H2: but gators aren’t, they taste like chicken. And dinosaurs evolved into birds. They probably tasted similar to chicken. H1: I gotta get some gator now. A: what’s a gator? H1: *shows alien a picture of a gator* A: awww, it’s adorable. H2: it’s lunch. A: NOOOOO!!!! *sobbing*
Imagine the collective "awww!"s as a meteor took out the galaxy's coolest zoo :'c
As in.. The cute "Aww" or the disappointed "Aww"?
Happy awwws pre meteor, sad awwws after :'c
Turns out some dinosaurs are more attractive than aliens
is that grunt
Yeah that's Grunt.
aka, dinosaur with a shotgun
You mean, cute amgel dinosaur with a shutgun.
Dinosaurs aren’t lizards.
They are biiig lizards
No they aren’t lizards they’re archosaurs >:C
Then why was their king known as the tyrant lizard? Checkmate.
Because early naturalists didn’t know what they were looking at lol
What, next you are gonna tell me that t-rexs might have had feathers and velociraptors aren't the size of luxury offroad motorcycles? Preposterous, my intense knowledge of 1990s (human era) sci-fi movies tell me otherwise.
Ah my apologies I was t aware I was speaking to such an esteemed expert in the field. Have you heard of the recent discoveries of how tyrannosaurs regularly fought giant apes?
The papers published regarding the apex wars between Animeic Lizadian Atomicus and a fascinating subsect of Big Monke? Indeed an astounding theory. I feel the hypothesis that Big Monke wielded a god weapon (some sort of thunder axe, i believe) to be a little far fetched however.
Shhhhhh, that is really Monke Thor wielding Jarnbjorn
Hmm yes, far more likely that it just had super gauntlets in my opinion
Only by virtue of there being more aliens than humans.
I totally see a krogan Rollin up to jurassic Park ready for a fist fight with a triceratops
I love the mental image that has given me It is now my head canon lol
I really like this one
If they love dinosaurs, just wait until you tell them about fake dinosaurs! (Dragons)
They would fuckin love some of the names too, i mean, come on, tyrannosaurus rex? The Tyrant Lizard King??? Thats dope af.