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Nulled_Outter

A: "Huma- Human calm down!" H: A: H: "*No.*" A: "welp, i tried"


SureWhyNot5182

A2: H, calm down and I'll spare you something you can never get back. H: *Insanity* A2: You lost the game. H: A: A2: H: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Nulled_Outter

*NOT AGAAAIIIIN*


jwilliams1888

Take your upvote and leave


SureWhyNot5182

I'd rather stay... Besides, you lost the game 50 minutes ago.


Defiant-Row-5153

No I lost it just now.


CoolGuyOwl

Better scramble like an egg before you get folded like an omelette.


DomovoiLazaroth

Goddamnit, had a good year long run. I have lost The Game


Worried-Roof-2486

r/angryupvote thank you and good day sir! (Very huffy)


boredcharou

Why are you like this?! There goes a 3 month streak..


AustSakuraKyzor

A: Your species is exempt. H: What do you mean "we're exempt?" We're a predator species, being exempt shouldn't have been considered because we aren't in need of protection in the first place. We're hear to swear our oath to do the protecting. A: And you're exempt from swearing it. H: ...you what? A: Your people are exempt from that. Way too chaotic. H: But- A: Your people sent humans into active volcanos to see what they were made of. Into the frozen poles for the same reason. You built nuclear weapons, _without knowing what they would do,_ to attack a country _that you weren't sure would surrender._ Your. Species. Is. Exempt. H: ...okay, that's fair.


AegorBlake

H2: Then we'll just make our own group. It'll be better. We'll have blackjack, hookers, and flamethrowers! We'll save everything!


SmileyMelons

Herbivore ambassador: I-I think I like the sound of that, is it a game? Can I join? A: NO YOU CANNOT!


AegorBlake

H: Yes. *Pulls out form. Read this and sign on pages 3, 8 and 11.


Nighteyes09

H: Just throwing this out there that you can't actually stop us making said oath. A: Sure but why would you? H: I think you mean why DID we. A: ....you already took it?


AustSakuraKyzor

H: look at it this way - in our history we've been known to hire convicted non-violent offenders on a sort of parole work placement - who better to stop a criminal than a reformed criminal who knows how they work? A: That sounds like a terrible idea. It worked, didn't it? H: Extremely. Anyway, my point is, who better to protect a chaotic people than a stronger chaotic people? A: Your logic is stupid, and you just want to protect the species that resemble your planet's ursine creatures H: Okay, fine, you got us. We want to protect the planet of giant teddy bears


LolaBreon96

Well the show Leverage worked so well, why not that on a larger scale? And Keven 11 from Ben 10 knew the ins and outs of the criminal world, and did his best to be good, though he wasn't non- violent, especially to that one dude with the forehead key to a sun destroying machine, totally killed that dude, willingly too.


RedOneGoFaster

Meh, Japan needed a nuking regardless.


AustSakuraKyzor

That is a moral quagmire that I'm not going to touch with a 39.5 foot pole


_halibut_

Go do a crime


CoolGuyOwl

Be crime do gay


Talos-Valcoran

Now possible in over 60 countries near you


JefferyGeffery

You’re an Empire, Mr. Grinch…


Hellp0931

Humans: ***Jokes on you, we're omnivores. We eat both meat and plant. How does it feels like you big brained nerds at the interplanetary European Union parlament?***


Rogasiu

Humies get to protect the weakest, fuffiest xenos and are protected by the strongest, meaniest of em xD


Hellp0931

Unless the aliens are prude weirdos, and view us nothing but sex addicted degenerates, just like the sub likes it to potray it


Rogasiu

It's a vocal minority. Humans are more blood-crazed apeshit insane than horny... Horny is after the violence tho


Danielwols

#c h a o s r e I g n s


men_of_the_wests

Ave imperia, chaos reigns


ManyNames385

Who unleashed Kenneth?


men_of_the_wests

Do not threaten the sovereignty of rockmania or you will be hit by panzerfaust


ManyNames385

I am honestly hoping someone actually types up a joke SCP file for Kenneth with more details then the one that was written in that vid’s comments


Random-Lich

Whoever had an excavator or an escalator


WrathsEntropy

Oddly enough that what my mom used to call my monkey backpack with the child leash. I didn't understand it until I got older but I was the chaos the leash and backpack reigned over me.


KyoFox312

***M O R T I S***


Speciesunkn0wn

C H A O S R E I G N S!!! FOR ROCKMAINIA!!!!


Defiant-Row-5153

Each human venturing outside human controlled space is to be assigned a “handler” This has had… Unforeseen consequences.


SocDemGenZGaytheist

Were the consequences, ah, interspecies relations? Because that really should've been foreseen


Dawsho

Especially after it happened in almost 12% of the first trips. r/HumansAreSpaceBards


Anxious-Ingenuity183

u/wolven91 puppers protect humans


Sigruldar

Human: Hold my recreational toxin and watch this! Predator: Human no! Stop! Herbivore: Wait for me! Almost entire station: NNNNOOOOOOOOOO!


Lunamkardas

Because humans are omnivores\~


Mr_E_Monkey

I can't give my word that I will keep them out of trouble, because we both know I'm going to be *causing* most of that trouble.


gate_key

Is this saying humans refuse to swear the oath or is it trying to say humans are chaotic herbivores? Because we definitely aren't. Humans are predator omnivores. Just because we don't need to hunt to feed ourselves anymore doesn't change that.


Tem-productions

That is the exception, humans are chaotic predators, and need to be protected themselves


Grayman222

Too chaotic to baby sit?


303Kiwi

Only if you're ready for "Adventures in Babysitting: Andromeda Escapades" The 2016 remake is a hoot. What's the 3016 version going to be like?


Grayman222

sounds rad, is Chris Hemsworth the fake thor in this one too?


MadMunky5B5

Humans refuse to swear the oath? Why?


Tem-productions

Not that they refuse, but that we are chaotic too


Elyced32

Basically we are predators but we are just as chaotic as the herbivores


Samborrod

Why this armless guy has a rope tied around his...


Tem-productions

Idk he seems chill


Nic0lite

u/wolven91


Relevant_Chemical_

u/Wolven91***I SUMMON THEE***