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A: "Huma- Human calm down!"
A: "welp, i tried"
A2: H, calm down and I'll spare you something you can never get back.
A2: You lost the game.
Take your upvote and leave
I'd rather stay... Besides, you lost the game 50 minutes ago.
No I lost it just now.
Better scramble like an egg before you get folded like an omelette.
Goddamnit, had a good year long run.
I have lost The Game
r/angryupvote thank you and good day sir! (Very huffy)
Why are you like this?! There goes a 3 month streak..
A: Your species is exempt.
H: What do you mean "we're exempt?" We're a predator species, being exempt shouldn't have been considered because we aren't in need of protection in the first place. We're hear to swear our oath to do the protecting.
A: And you're exempt from swearing it.
H: ...you what?
A: Your people are exempt from that. Way too chaotic.
A: Your people sent humans into active volcanos to see what they were made of. Into the frozen poles for the same reason. You built nuclear weapons, _without knowing what they would do,_ to attack a country _that you weren't sure would surrender._ Your. Species. Is. Exempt.
H: ...okay, that's fair.
H2: Then we'll just make our own group. It'll be better. We'll have blackjack, hookers, and flamethrowers! We'll save everything!
Herbivore ambassador: I-I think I like the sound of that, is it a game? Can I join?
A: NO YOU CANNOT!
H: Yes. *Pulls out form. Read this and sign on pages 3, 8 and 11.
H: Just throwing this out there that you can't actually stop us making said oath.
A: Sure but why would you?
H: I think you mean why DID we.
A: ....you already took it?
H: look at it this way - in our history we've been known to hire convicted non-violent offenders on a sort of parole work placement - who better to stop a criminal than a reformed criminal who knows how they work?
A: That sounds like a terrible idea. It worked, didn't it?
H: Extremely. Anyway, my point is, who better to protect a chaotic people than a stronger chaotic people?
A: Your logic is stupid, and you just want to protect the species that resemble your planet's ursine creatures
H: Okay, fine, you got us. We want to protect the planet of giant teddy bears
Well the show Leverage worked so well, why not that on a larger scale?
And Keven 11 from Ben 10 knew the ins and outs of the criminal world, and did his best to be good, though he wasn't non- violent, especially to that one dude with the forehead key to a sun destroying machine, totally killed that dude, willingly too.
Meh, Japan needed a nuking regardless.
That is a moral quagmire that I'm not going to touch with a 39.5 foot pole
Go do a crime
Be crime do gay
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You’re an Empire, Mr. Grinch…
Humans: ***Jokes on you, we're omnivores. We eat both meat and plant. How does it feels like you big brained nerds at the interplanetary European Union parlament?***
Humies get to protect the weakest, fuffiest xenos and are protected by the strongest, meaniest of em xD
Unless the aliens are prude weirdos, and view us nothing but sex addicted degenerates, just like the sub likes it to potray it
It's a vocal minority. Humans are more blood-crazed apeshit insane than horny... Horny is after the violence tho
#c h a o s r e I g n s
Ave imperia, chaos reigns
Who unleashed Kenneth?
Do not threaten the sovereignty of rockmania or you will be hit by panzerfaust
I am honestly hoping someone actually types up a joke SCP file for Kenneth with more details then the one that was written in that vid’s comments
Whoever had an excavator or an escalator
Oddly enough that what my mom used to call my monkey backpack with the child leash. I didn't understand it until I got older but I was the chaos the leash and backpack reigned over me.
***M O R T I S***
C H A O S R E I G N S!!! FOR ROCKMAINIA!!!!
Each human venturing outside human controlled space is to be assigned a “handler”
This has had…
Were the consequences, ah, interspecies relations? Because that really should've been foreseen
Especially after it happened in almost 12% of the first trips.
u/wolven91 puppers protect humans
Human: Hold my recreational toxin and watch this!
Predator: Human no! Stop!
Herbivore: Wait for me!
Almost entire station: NNNNOOOOOOOOOO!
Because humans are omnivores\~
I can't give my word that I will keep them out of trouble, because we both know I'm going to be *causing* most of that trouble.
Is this saying humans refuse to swear the oath or is it trying to say humans are chaotic herbivores? Because we definitely aren't. Humans are predator omnivores. Just because we don't need to hunt to feed ourselves anymore doesn't change that.
That is the exception, humans are chaotic predators, and need to be protected themselves
Too chaotic to baby sit?
Only if you're ready for "Adventures in Babysitting: Andromeda Escapades"
The 2016 remake is a hoot. What's the 3016 version going to be like?
sounds rad, is Chris Hemsworth the fake thor in this one too?
Humans refuse to swear the oath? Why?
Not that they refuse, but that we are chaotic too
Basically we are predators but we are just as chaotic as the herbivores
Why this armless guy has a rope tied around his...
Idk he seems chill
u/Wolven91***I SUMMON THEE***