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Captain: Helmsman, patch the steering to my console, we'll outmaneuver those bastards. First, please inform the crew to hold on to something, it's gonna get bumpy. Also, put on the Free Bird before that, they'll know. First mate: Let's hope the g forces will kill us before those bastards. -mic open, Free Bird starts slowly- FM: you can hear it, you know the drill. Med bay is full, try to not splatter on the walls you glorious bastards, you have around 5 minutes.


OH YAH SPIN DAT RAT *Free bird solo intensifies*