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Corey307

Nope. you’d smash the ground as you walk, go right through the floor and murder anyone you have sex with. Have fun building a bed that can support the weight. 


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100%. I will live in the woods and live off all the bears that are dumb enough to fight me.


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Also I feel like there might be a delta between the density gain and the strength gain so I could probably throw rocks at high subsonic speeds, add game to my diet.


brassplushie

No, wtf? There's no upside to this. You're immortal and see the end of the universe and have to live in eternity having never lived because you immediately got buried underground upon accepting this deal?


SmartInADumbWay

Just did some quick math and that would mean my feet are placing around 3600 psi standing still, even more when moving. I couldn't wear shoes or socks without them disintegrating under my feet. Hell, most sidewalks can't even handle that kind of weight. I'd basically just be stuck sitting on the ground on a reinforced concrete slab for my immortal lifetime. Pass


djamairo010

I will take it. I will wait until Humans become advanced enough so I can actually sleep on Beds etc


General_Ginger531

Ok, who gave a Wario hat and a power flower? I consider myself pretty lithe for a 6'2" guy, akin to a Shaggy from Scooby-Doo bod. Even then, that is a 6 digit number of pounds over a space maybe 20 inches by 20 inches? . I pace in place too long and topsoil might as well be quicksand.


Axrxt76

Yeah, I think the Canadian shield is one of the best places to not sink


TempusCarpe

Fist of The North Star