As a girl I see this as an absolute win.

It’s amusing to me how often this sub seems to just fully overlook the fact women exist with its questions. I mean I know Reddit is in fact mostly dudes, but not only dudes.

I'm a dude He's a dude She's a dude Were all dudes hey

r/unexpectedgoodburger Edit: It’s an actual sub??? Wow, I had no idea lol.

r/subsithoughtifellfor

take me down to the paradise city where the girls have dicks and boys have titties

TAKE! ME! HOME!

That should be recorded and made the new Transanthem.

Tried to explain this to my niece the other day while she was playing ps4. She kept referring to everyone in the lobby as a girl. Cause they had girl avatars, I explained there are no girls online.

Only Zuul.

Wierd way to insult your niece by telling her that she is a man.

She's online, she's officially OP's nephew now. No women on the internet /s

On the internet nobody knows you're a dog.

That jingle doesnt quite hit the same anymore. same with Big Balls by ACDC.

SOME balls are held for charity, some for fancy dress, but when they're held for pleasure they're the balls that I like best

And I'm just itching to tell you about them

r/girlsarentreal

#Moclusforever

I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!

You never go full dude.

Check it out. Rami Malek, ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’, act dudish, look dudish, not dudish, Sang Queen songs, looked cool. Bro-ish, sho'. Not dudish. You know Al Pacino ‘Scent of A Woman.' Debonair, yes. Dudish, maybe. Blind as a bat. But he charmed the pants of Gabrielle Anwar. That ain't dudish. He test drove a Ferrari while blind. You know any dudish blind drivers? You went full dude, man. Never go full dude. You don't buy that? Ask Bradley Cooper, 2014, "American Sniper." Remember? Went full dude, went home empty-handed.

Brilliant!

Thank you

Wrong, women are actually government surveillance devices. Please educate yourself, sweaty.

/r/girlsarentreal

This guy gets it.

I thought we were supposed to keep that secret--oh well

Dudes and dudettes.

Yes, I made a post calling out the fact almost every question on a sub was aimed at men (even when gender was completely irrelevant to the question) and got downvoted to hell. Every post about relationships on every sub is about "your wife" or "your gf" or "girls" or "picking up women". Questions like that are the norm whereas questions aimed at women have to be prefaced with "Straight women of Reddit, ..." and act like women are some rare species and the question is special and different for being aimed that way.

Women are a myth. Like giraffes.

This sub seems to overlook at least one big group of people when questions are posted. Like the billion dollar one that overlooks married people with kids, or at least made it impossible for them.

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Hypothetical situation: there are women.

Came here to say the same thing, glad I wasn’t the only one to make this observation.

what about all the squatters? Thats not sitting. Especially in some countries this might be very hard. Lol.

But that means no more peeing in the shower :(

>the fact women exist Pretty sure that's a myth created by the british to steal all the eggs. Next you'll claim Australia being real is a fact

It’s not because it mostly men. It’s because it’s mostly men who don’t interact with women

to be fair all the "women" on the internet are cia agents anyway

r/Girlsarentreal

Or assumes everyone is American...

Even when you have an obviously female username, they still assume you're a guy.

What if you now had to stand up?

that'll be around 20 minutes of cleaning, right? Pretty well paid, I'd say

Buy a she-wee or whatever they’re called

I believe the word you’re looking for is “funnel”?

She wee is an actual product name, but yeah it's basically a fancy vulva shaped funnel

In the military we called it a "wee-nis" (rhymes with penis.)

Interestingly the skin on your elbow is called weenus.

20 mins each time you pee. If that's 3 times a day, suddenly it's only $20 an hour and not super great pay.

Getting 600 a month for peeing on yourself every time you pee sounds awful to me

Get an onlyfans, too … /s

I would just take a lil shower while at home and a funnel on public

Im a man and I already do it. Cleaner and honestly easier than raising and lowering the seat every time.

Plus what if I decide I want to take a surprise poop?

Until you go into a public bathroom…

I know right? This is such a dumb question considering half the population sits down to pee as the default.

Guy here, who always sits except in the wild - where's my $20?

Same. In the wild I stand, at home I sit.

Me too. It doesn't matter how careful you are, if you stand there's gonna at least be a few drops that escape

Yeah but since you’re a woman you only get 14 dollars

As a guy who sits it's still a win.  It's more comfortable to just sit and literally doesn't take more than an extra 1-2 seconds.

$20 to live normally. Heck, I even get my boys to pee sitting down in the house - why is it so hard?

As a dude, I also see this as a win. Context: I sit when I can and stand when I have to. Aka in public I stand, at home I sit bc I'm a considerate little gentleman Edit: that and it's just comfortable to sit

I sit down to pee all the time because I like to take my time and use my phone. Especially at work.

This is a really low effort post.

Seems pretty on par to me. "You get $XX every day if you do *something weird*"

Yeah, but in this instance “something weird” is something 51% of the world does by default anyway. And a good portion of the other half already do it for comfort and convenience.

Good point.

More accurate to say "you get $XX every day if you do something that is mildly inconvenient to only half the world's population at worst, that many on the inconvenienced half also already does anyway"

Sort of like some of those survival "reality" shows. I think there's a Kyle Kinane bit where he talks about how offensive it is that we offer these people sums of money to survive in places where people already live.

One of those survival places is just up the road from my house. It's hilarious, there's this massive high security gate with a 10' concrete fence and a bunch of security cameras and stuff. And the show is just celebrities trying to "survive" in a place that's no different from my backyard. Occasionally you can run into crew at the supermarket 😂

It’s not even weird. It’s larger than the average peeing experience. If you were in Vegas and were betting on every person walking into a bathroom sitting or standing, you’d bet sitting every time because you’d have the edge over any significant amount of time.

This is now a pretty low effort sub. Finding a good post is like a great treasure nowadays.

Pretty standard for this sub

I'm a woman, so that's fine. Thanks for the gas money.

Idk why, but I’m seeing you in every sub today. From finance subs about your real estate investments to hypothetical sitting down to pee subs. Just wanted to say that… have a great day! Take care.

Same feeling as seeing your teacher at the Comic-Con lmao

Totally! Or like seeing your dentist at the strip club. So out of context, but it just makes so much sense…

I do it anyway because then I can scroll Reddit or other social media when I go to the bathroom so free cash

How long do you pee for?

Depends how much I drink. Upto a minute. But I do often sit there for several just vibing on my phone.

Haha, I was just teasing you. I know what you mean. :p

IMO it’s some of the only time of the day where I don’t feel stressed out

There's nothing wrong with that. We all need a little peace and quiet. It's a little sad, though, that the bathroom is your happy place. I hope you can find other places to de-stress.

The best thing about the shower is that I don’t know anymore which droplets are from the shower and which are my tears. (I’m doing fine btw, this conversation just made me think of this which I read somewhere)

I one minute long piss is wild

I dont sit down to be more femenine, i sit down to be more clean

You sit down to be more clean. I sit down to go on Reddit. We are not the same.

I’m standing up, taking a piss, and on Reddit. Get on my level.

I piss in an arc through the air from the bathtub to the toilet bowl as I shower for maximum efficiency. Get on *my* level.

I don't even get out of bed. I blast it straight through the wall.

I don't even pee. I drink the perfect amount of water. No waste

I allow my pee to constantly dribble out at a slow rate, like a rat. Saves on the need to have any muscle wasted on bladder control. In hot weather, it serves as a nice source of sweat to keep my crotch area cool.

I save it all and pee in a huge burst at the end of the week. It doesn't sound particularly exciting, but the amount of bets I win is a huge moneymaker.

Pro tip. If you live in a warm climate you can piss yourself and eventually it evaporates.

Men when you remind them that you only need 1 hand to pee

I just don't pee at all. Get on my level

So you're saying you only need one hand

2 hands is preferred, but I can use Reddit with just the one yeah

im literally doing this rn

I sit down to be more clean It allows me to go on Reddit. We are the same

Did you forget women exist bud?

You can't prove that

Easy $20 so sure. It's not that much of an inconvenience.

Until you try to pee outside

Implying redditors go outside in the first place

Wdym? Still have a direct-able nozzle

Yeah, but you’d have to sit bare butt on the dirt and try and direct it somewhere that it’s not going to puddle around your ass. You’d still have to sit and not have a toilet to sit on is my point

rest against a tree? wall sits are sitting right?

Could prob swing something like that

i'm pretty sure squatting would count as sitting.

Idk, in this scenario that’s not how I took it lol I take it as you have to be seated (as in putting your body weight onto whatever your sitting on) every time you pee

If someone told me to “sit down” I wouldn’t squat ya know , I’d be fully seated

Why would it? They're different.

how many times in your life do you need to pee outside in the dirt?

More often than you’d think, I work outside everyday for a living, and don’t always have access to a toilet or a porta john nearby. If I gotta poop I’ll run to a gas station or something, but if I gotta pee and I can find a discreet spot to do it, it saves me a lot of hassle

fair- just you are in the vast minority of people.

I mean I feel like as a dude that's still easy lol. Take off your pants sit on your butt and point your tallywacker slightly up. 🤷

News flash: women exist. Even on Reddit.p

Nice try buddy. Can't fool me

I already do that, so.. free money

As a man who prefers peeing while sitting, I see this as a free 7.3K per year.

As a woman, can I get back pay on that for all the years of my life I’ve already been doing that?

As a girl, y e s . and if i now have to stand up I would just hover above the toilet seat, so it's not technically sitting

I thought about saying no, specifically because of camping or public toilets (which are disgusting), but it's worth it for over 7k a year.

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As a woman wow do I have news for you...

Already do. Cleaner and generally more comfortable

I'm a girl so deal my boyfriend says hell yeah

I mean sure, I'm a dude but I can sit to pee. 20 bucks is twenty bucks

So i get paid for being a woman?

If you’re a guy that goes to sporting events or concerts, this deal does not work.

I mean, I'm pretty sure they have toilets in addition to urinals at stadiums.

Yup, that’s the only real inconvenience

Just sit on the top of the trough and let er loose.

I'll take it 🙋‍♀️

I always sit. No splash all over the bathroom. I'll send you my venmo.

What if I’m in the shower?

wall sit. im sure we could all use the exercise

No change for me. Sit down wees are a real treat

I do that already, gimme

That'll be the easiest $7300/year I've ever earned.

Easy. I already do it. I'm not a depraved dude. 20 bucks to not be messy, easiest deal ever.

Unless I'm in a public bathroom, I already sit to pee. It's just way more comfortable, and it prevents spilling. As a male, being able to pee standing up is convenient, but I don't get why some dudes see sitting down as a problem to their masculinity. So yeah, give me the twenty dollars.

Bro thinks only bros exist

So I get free money to sit down...

You're paying me for something I already do

I mostly do so hook me up

Too easy, reverse the option, increase the reward. $200 a day, but you pee every time you sit down.

\*blinks in girl\* Sooo.... where's my money?

I usually sit down to pee anyways. I just like to rest

An extra $600 a month for doing what I do anyway? Sign me up.

$7300 a year to sit when I pee? Where do I sign up?

Easily.

Terrible hypothetical, thanks for the dollars

Can this be retroactive because I've been sitting down to pee as a man for ~75% of my pees for the last 15 years

sure. an extra 7300 a year is nothing to shake a stick at

so absolutely nothing would be different from my normal life.. easy money..

So I get over 7k a year to sit when I pee? Sign me up!

what’s $20 a day gonna do for me

Yes I'd sit down. This would also get me to drink more water. A LOT more water.

Lunch money every day? Easy choice.

As a man who stands when he pees, I could learn to pee sitting down easily for $600 a month or $7,200/year.

I’m assuming this question was meant for those with a weewee… but I’ll answer anyways. $20 for something I already do? I won’t be rich, but I’ll take the free money lol

Women aren't real so this is an actual question

Done, no problem at all. I don’t care how emasculating it is (I’m a girl)

I camp and hike too much. $7300 a year for the loss of my ability to piss outdoors would be annoying as hell

"Squat- to sit in a low or crouching position with the legs drawn up closely beneath or in front of the body; sit on one's haunches or heels." Technically, squatting is a form of sitting, which is entirely doable outdoors.

Ya but they didn't invent the she-wee because squatting is effective or comfortable. Also, having to take my pants full off if I'm working or hiking out in like -10° is not an appealing concept. That said the more I think about it, the money is untaxed so It's pretty valuable.

I camp and hike a lot too, and idk what it is with my anatomy but the she-wee is significantly worse than poppin a squat for me. I've had to sit my butt directly on snow to go pee before lol i think I'm just bad at peeing Its certainly unpleasant, so i feel you haha

Yall don't sit down to pee and scroll reddit for at least half an hour???

As a dude i sit to pee every morning, zero interest in focusing that much to not make a mess.

I rarely stand when I pee tbh so this is just free money

Every woman: y'all are getting paid? 😂

As someone who has a destroyed back and has leg problems, I already sit down

Male and I normally do anyway. Free money.

I usually sit anyways.

Deal. Been doing it all my life. 

OPs name is Catholic Cowboy....is anyone surprised he doesn't know how girls work?

Already do this bc it keeps the bathroom floor clean

Are these questions created by a bot or something ?

this is free money for any reasonable person. like, come on, what guy is gonna turn down hundreds each month just so they can use urinals?

I already do.

Easy. Sign me up. I do this anyway.

did you like, forget women exist

It's a deal. Plus it's way more comfortable.

Without question. Even as a guy I sit down to pee more often than not. It's more comfortable. The only place this stinks is sporting events/big venues.

Sure, I'll take it

I’d even save it in jars like The Sniper. $20 per day would pay for my groceries and subscriptions. For life.

I like to sit down sometimes. You know, as a treat.

Let's go!

That's $72,000 extra in my pocket over ten years. I'd take the deal without hesitation.

I will stand if in a public washroom (using urinal). I sit at home, don’t really like needing to clean the splash. The bathrooms at my office are clean, so sitting there instead of using the urinal would be a mild inconvenience well worth $20. I seldomly need to use public washrooms outside of the office. I will admit that that odd stop at McDonalds while on a long drive would kinda suck… but whatever. Give me the cash.

Yes easy money. Sot at home a couple days a week just drinking water and pissing as much as I can

I already do. Now hand me my money.

I do that everyday anyways. I'm male

Extra 20 quid and no changes were made.

So no peeing outside?