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She walks in like she's liable to diarrhea at any moment

Hey we have the same reddit avatar thingy

So do we

Ed Ed’n Eddy

Blblblblblblbllbbbbbbbbbb----yeaahhhhh

I guess that's as reasonable a way as any to spell it.

reddt twinz

Using diarrhea as a verb will never cease to crack me up

Does she have to pee or something? Why she walking like she is holding pee in?

Her son's friends are doctors specializing in UTI infections.

Urinary tract infection infection

Automatic Teller Machine Machine

Personal Identification Number Number

Social Security Number Number

Hypertext Transfer Protocol Protocol

TGIF its Friday, right guys?

When your infection has an infection, that's when you know its serious

I can almost relate….

"Hey buddy would you take a look at this- "

Ah yes. The ever so popular urologist sub-genre of porn.

Yeah, it's been smelling terribly for about a week now. Like an abandoned fish market in panties

Looks like walnuts, smells like warm fish

It was a good joke, but sorry to be kinda a buzzkill, UTI has infection in the name so it doesn't need to be stated.

Like when people say ATM machine

Or assless chaps

All chaps are assless.

There's a gap in the market, Assed Chaps! Shark tank here we come!

I like the extra arseless ones!!

As a chap, I can concur. I have no ass.

maybe they meant ass-to-mouth machine. or you probably know her as mom

DC comics (Detective Comics)

ABS System (anti lock braking system system)

PIN number and SIN number (Canadian here).

LCD display Liquid Crystal Display display

(RAT) Rapid antigen test test

Naan bread

to be fair, DC refers to the company and "DC comics" refers to the comics themselves or a subset of what the company does.

Baby calfs

SMH my head is the worst. Drives me nuts when people type that

That would make me lol out loud. Don't they know the h means head?

Good thing she's wearing a trash bag.

Right!? What the hell are those pants??

Reminds me of a sea bird in an oil spill.

Modern fashion designers really need to go back to school and make fashionable clothes ~~fashionable~~ nice looking again.

What they really need to do is to figure out how to make comfortable clothes that look good. Anyone can make clothes that look good but making them comfortable in the process that's the magic

The crabs were acting up.

That's what the boys like these days. Pee.

Hell yeah brother

It’s stored in the balls

The original audio is a bunch of cats meowing. It’s a joke girls use on TikTok to signify that their vaginas are acting up when they see a hot guy.

Got that TV Eye, got it.

Ohhhhhh that makes some sense now. Still weird.

She’s hiding her boner

Just when I thought the scene couldn’t get any hotter

now I'm turned on

Lady boner, good sir. The times they are a changin'.

Must be hiding a camel toe

Who, today, actually hides those?

Her for one.

She’s masking the stench

Oh come on now. I just ate sardines.

Tell your wife I said hi.

(Looks at real doll.) "Hi"

She is wearing a garbage bag. Pretty sure she just lets it go

She’s holding in the semen.

Her son is 28, she is 54 she clearly has bladder control issues.

Does she have a bladder infection?

I think she’s trying to hide her lady boner

I remember I got on a bus in Bangkok and this beautiful woman got on and sat down across from me. I kept thinking “don’t get a boner. Don’t get a boner”. Sure enough, she did.

Nice to have a woman that is a lifetime Profesional with your tools

Goddamnit. Have an upvote. And whatever award I can scrounge up.

I knew she was gonna get a boner. Then I didn't. Then I did again. What a ride.

It’s called Bang Kok for a reason, my friend.

🎶 one night and the worlds your oyster 🎶

The bars are temples, but the pearls ain't free!

You'll find a god in every golden cloister

That song slaps far too hard for being from a fairly dull musical, but it was written by Benny and Björn from Abba.

Confucius says - "Man who walk through airplane door sideways going to Bangkok"

Thought the same thing, never seen a girl touch herself like that while being flirty haha

She’s trying to keep her diaper from crinkling.

She's getting a wide on.

Ray William Johnson's joke

Only 22 people saw this and over a thousand saw and upvoted the plagarist. Smh

"There are no old jokes, just old audiences."

I wish this was the only sign of a bladder infection. Try seething pain and crawling into a fetal position.

And let's not even go kidney stone

I think she's just exploiting people's fetishes to get attention / likes / onlyfans subscribers. Probably not an actual mom to be honest, just profiting off of horny teens.

This is best case scenario my dude

When this video first came out I looked at her Tik tok and her bio said “my imaginary son is in college” so definitely a joke.

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omg ACTUAL boomers could be anybody you guys!

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I dunno. I bet the next post I click will have calm, measured responses…

What are you talking about that woman's son's friends are clearly gang-raping her and forcing her to make sexual tiktoks! \-reddit if the wildly misogynist leaps in logic went the opposite way

Than you're the wrong species*** ftfy

> fucking weird and does nothing to actually protect anyone. That’s pretty much exactly what a boatload of studies say about the sex offender registry. Most offenders aren’t on the registry, and in the overwhelming majority of cases the victim and the offender knew - and likely trusted - one another. The danger isn’t the dude living 10 minutes away who’s on the registry, it’s the uncle, baby sitter, pastor, neighbor, grand parent, and so on. The registry, at least in its current form, is a knee jerk reaction to make people feel better.

If you really want to improve society then you either remove sex offenders and other crimminals completely or give them a good way to rehabilitate. The registry, like the prison system in this country, does neither of these things well.

Our justice system as a whole is mostly just a series of sanctions meant to make the public feel better. Our governments say, “see? Here’s your pond of flesh!” Why we don’t treat the underlying cause is baffling. If your car breaks down because there’s a hole in your gas tank, filling it up isn’t going to solve the problem, you have to fix the hole.

I know it's just an autocorrect, but a pond of flesh is a pretty hard core way of dealing with crimes

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The answer is a national program to help pedophiles and hebephiles understand what is wrong and why it's wrong through therapy and volunteer reversible chemical castration. Research ways to help urge control etc. The way to a child from getting molested is to help the people who have trauma from continuing that trauma and molesting a child. Its our job as a society to help both. At the same time.

I'm a little ashamed to admit it but I follow her on tiktok and this is 100% the case she doesn't even have kids.

also the most obvious and likely scenario, dudette

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Fetishes are odd and there are certainly weirder ones

all the good porn is kinda weird tho

The audio makes it sounds like she has a case of mud butt and the walking farts

I thought my speakers were fucked up cause there's no way thats how that was supposed to sound.

Sounds like the Silent Hill 2 or 3 soundtrack. iirc that's how it's supposed to sound lol

I think those are the sounds of her demons following her.

That’s what I call my farts too.

With that music shes definitely a Silent Hill monster in disguise

Wonder what she symbolizes?

Does it still count if said son and friends are over 20?

That was the vibe I assumed here

Common sense would dictate that but this is reddit so....

If the age gap is more than 4 years, you’re a pedophile according to Reddit

Damn, my 56 year old mom is a pedophile then for marrying my 51 year old stepdad. I guess it's actually worse than that, since they got married when he was 36, and she's 56 now? I need to make some phone calls.

today I learned my 41 year old wife is a pedophile to 36 year old me. I'm a victim #survivor

Also a pedo who deserves life in prison if you find a 17 year 364 day old person attractive according to reddit. But the next day it's perfectly okay and nothing is wrong at all.

Redditors crying and shaking when they find out that the age of consent in most US states is 16 or 17

if an 18 year old found a 17 year old attractive reddit would scream 'pedo' faster than you can blink, it's actually absurd how this site has ruined the meaning

I agree but I think everyone’s brain thought toddlers like she’s a pedo. She’s just a Jada.

that’s what i assumed and got really confused when the op said to call the police, like bruh

i mean, still weird right? "hey, cool if I bang your mom" doesn't really have an age limit.

Easier to apologize than to ask permission.

What about when we're 70 and she's 90? That seems okay I think.

My 90-year old granny recently started dating a 75-year old man. My family’s running joke is to refer to him as her toy boy. For a short while, we also called him her sugar daddy because he’s rich and she likes to be wined and dined, but for some reason the ‘sugar daddy’ monicker just didn’t catch on.

Just asking for Jada.

Yeah it's odd so many people think otherwise.

Lol, I was going to comment to not jump to conclusions as it's getting more common for kids to live with their parents at least to mid 20s.

I agree, everyone assumes they are kids... what if they at collage students? Nothing wrong with banging 20yr olds

Calm down Jada

came looking for this comment.

She would be dragging Will in to watch

G.I Jada

I think i know her from tiktok. She creates messed up scenarios like this to promote her OF.

That's disgusting. Can you link it so that people may avoid it in the future

Hey Mac

Yes but WHICH website?

Gross! Where?!

That's disgusting.... can u post her link so I know not to subscribe

Lola cheeks. Her accounts always get banned so she’s constantly making new ones

“When my sons hot friends are over” *and you’re a big ol nonce

Her son (and hopefully most of his friends) are in their late 20s

stop it, Jada Smith.

This is the tea I was looking for

Imagine if the genders were switched here? Some women are so toxic.

It’s really sad how true that is. It’s definitely considered a lot more predatory when the roles are reversed 😒

There's a movie about that "American Beauty"

JLo starred in one called the boy next door. His age is never explained, but he goes to HS and jlo is a teacher and she has sex with kid.

Beat me to it, people really think life is giant one way street.

Porn hub has barely 18 videos with girls. This is porn

Words

There's literally thousands of porns of that.

Idk what you mean because there are literally porn genres like this where it's older dude and a college girl. I'm not saying this crap is okay though, it is fucking weird but most dont give a crap because they find it hot

This is a fetish video

Does she have to pee?

She's old enough she should know what to do with her fuckin hands

Could have Ricky Bobby syndrome

She needs a moustache to stroke

Her sone is 22, You got the good ending!

When my daughters hot friends are….See? You’re already triggered. Keep that same energy.

It should just be an average looking dad-bod dude sucking it in while he walks past the door then letting it out once he’s out of view.

Someone please make this

You just described like half of porn lmao. Let’s not get too dramatic now. Teen porn is like one of the most popular categories.

Porn has really messed us up

If that were a man the cops would have already been called. This is gross.

It’s porn. I just can’t believe people are acting like this isn’t a common theme in porn where the roles are reversed

Her son is probably somewhere between 18 and 25, let's not assume that she's a pedophile just like that.

I actually assumed a 25 year old son with friends who were like 30 to 35 and a mom closer to 45. And if the genders were reversed, I'd think skeevy dude having a midlife crisis, but my mind didn't go to pedophile at all. I just thought creepy but still legal.

Hell yeah

OMG those pants are fucking ugly and what is even her hair? Not vibing at all.

The pants make it look like she’s wearing a diaper. It looks like she put dollar store clip-in extensions on her head.

That and she a pedophile

She wearing a trash bag as pants because she is garbage.

I mean, yeah it’s bad but you gotta remember just because you’re someone’s son that doesn’t mean you’re underaged. She could be a really good looking 35, and her son could be 21, with friends ranging from 20-25. When you look at it like that, imo, it’s no big deal. The fact everyone immediately assumes she’s a pedo is kinda harsh, don’t you think?

So in your hypothetical, you’re saying it’s very likely that she had a kid when she was 14???

Let me get some

I wish i was her son friend

The music is perfect

She keeps her hand by her money Maker!! Gotta protect the cake!! Sexy though!! I'd like some cake please!

Even if this is real and not some step mom only fans fetish content that someone pointed out unless they're underage idgaff. Jumping to calling her a sexual predator just shows me you need to reformat whats left of your brain.

People who hits on people their kid's age are nothing different than pesos. Disgusting sick fucks.

I mean if they’re 18+ what can you really do?

Even if you could do something, you shouldn’t prevent consenting adults from doing what they want

as long as everyone consents and is above 19. who cares.

So buddy…how about that sleepover?

*Has completely normal sleepover*

Call 911? Chill tf out. We don't even know her son's age. I also know a mother who looks like this, but is actually like around 50 y/o and her daughter is 24. Source: girlfriend and her mom.

She looks to be in her 40s trying her best to look like she's in her thirties so a reasonable assumption is that her son and his friends are in their early twenties. So there's really no issue here. Y'all need to take a walk outside every once in awhile.

Who said her son was underage ?

Reddit, apparently. Despite the fact that she's 54, her son is 28, most of his friends are his age.

911 is for emergencies

The cop is her son’s friend

What did I just watch????

Why is everyone assuming her son is 14? He could be 23 for all we know. Or maybe her son is 12 and his friends are 18 lol

The twist. Her son is 7.