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Dr_Bunsen_Burns

Both sides are idiots. Both sides want the revolution, both are gonna move out when the other side wins. What happens? Nothing.


Pattern_Is_Movement

found the token nihilist


android151

Yes: both presidents the support and fund the genocide in Palestine, that’s whack But: one of them wants his cult to enact a full on dictatorship So it’s truly a question of “who let America get this shit?”. The answer is : All of you complacently voting in the lesser of two evils instead of changing shit up Said as someone who sees the consequences, but can’t participate in your elections


Dr_Bunsen_Burns

I remember people saying Trump would never give up his presidency, maybe I missed the news, I do not care about murica, but I think you now have a white dementia patient instead of an orange one right? > Said as someone who sees the consequences, but can’t participate in ** your ** elections So what do you think of the new coalition agreement between PVV, VVD, BBB and NSC?


android151

Yeah but the white one didn’t send the military upon their own people actively and have them shoot rubber bullets at people on their doorsteps during protests I don’t know, I’m not Dutch. My countries current political leaders don’t follow the examples set by the Dutch. They do follow the American playbook.


willfc

Homeboy doesn't know the meaning of the word


devinstated1

Bro needs to hit the gym


teedeeguantru

THUMP FRED


Le-Deek-Supreme

It took me longer than it should’ve to figure that one out, ut good for him.


Lukebehindyou

What does it say? Trump fr fo?


Le-Deek-Supreme

FAFO is what Im guessing


tripping_on_phonics

I assumed it was an acronym


cyricmccallen

God this dude is so annoying. I had to block him


BlumpkinLord

Is it that time already? Glad I don't live with my parents anymore, despite being Canadian, the election is gonna be all over the news


meanWOOOOgene

I’ve heard people say the same thing would happen if Trump gets elected. If they meant it truly, we could make a serious difference. But I don’t think I many Americans have the guts to revolt. The people who have it good in America don’t want to fight for the people who don’t. They’ve gotten theirs, they’re succeeding in a country that works against the successes of lower and middle class folks. “The poor deserve to be poor, they didn’t try hard enough or work hard enough or want it enough, they just wanna exploit the system.” I’m 100% in if people truly want to revolt. We out number the fucks 10000/1 so they divide us by whatever means they can. Race, religion, sexuality, politics, socioeconomic, however many numbers of ways they can cause in-fighting they will because it will prevent us from unifying against the vile bastards that run America.


Le-Deek-Supreme

Time to take a note from France and stop treating politicians and CEOs like royalty.


meanWOOOOgene

People in America all want to be rich so bad that anyone rich is basically a demigod here.


RabbitStewAndStout

>But I don’t think I many Americans have the guts to revolt. We're too comfortable being only somewhat miserable. It's never enough to push most of us over the edge, and it's never about a mutual issue. That's by design.


Don-Gunvalson

One side has showed they are willing to violently storm our capitol building though.


Pak1stanMan

TRUMP 💀 One Love 🧸 What a contrast.


therankin

I can't read anything other than Trump Fraud in that tattoo.


moon307

Is that not what that says?


cyricmccallen

I see “ TRUMP FR FD” whatever that means


Charming_Falcon8458

Is he going to have hamberder and a cup of Kovfefe??


Dildo_Gagginss

I think it's supposed to be FAFO (Fuck Around/Find Out)


DOMMMMMMMMMMM

One love 🧸


Dangerous-Setting-87

I double fucking dare them to start one.


WittleJerk

Fort Sumpter 2.0, please. These people don’t read history books.


PeyroniesCat

Dude put the name of a billionaire politician on his chest. Neither Trump nor any other politician would even give a regular person the time of day, yet we’re out here making shrines to them out of our own bodies.


CringeCoyote

Trump wouldn’t even look this man in the eye as he had security drag him away


PeyroniesCat

Exactly! That Living Colour song, Cult of Personality, plays in my head every time I see something like this.


cmapz2

🤡


MaenHoffiCoffi

Trump Fried?


fdes11

i think it says Trump FAFO, “Fuck around and find out.”No idea what it means.


uberjack

Wtf is that tattoo supposed to say??


cyricmccallen

FAFO fuck around and find out. makes sense


PohakuPack

Love trump but that tattoo just broke the cringe scale


Crescent-Argonian

I can’t smell this image


Kablamo189

Jack and coke


jetfan13

What a pud.


imnotlebowskiman

r/shittytattoos


Martin_Leong25

And these types call other "revolutions" terrorism But thiers is totally justified LMAO


silentsights

Remember in 2016 when these types of folks were calling everyone “snowflakes”? Now they melt down at any hint of their orange hero losing an election


PeruseTheNews

Any criticism in general sets them off. It's like they're 10 years old on the playground and someone made fun of their mother.


FrogFizz

You just described all LGBTQ, Hamas terrorist sympathizers, oil Protestors, etc. Mentally ill time-bombs, incapable of coexisting in a world that disagrees with them.


gilestowler

I wonder what his younger self would say if you went back in time 15 years and said "see that guy with the funny hair on The Apprentice? One day you'll worship him as your god and have his name tatooed on you."


Fluck_Me_Up

all of this shit is just so cringey, if they had any self awareness they’d die of shame it’s not even a good tattoo, although any trump tattoo is going to be terrible lol


Rudyscrazy1

Even a shitty tattoo can be done with tasteful artwork. It's a double whammy when the message is cringy, and the actual art piece itself looks like a 6th graders first entry into an art contest.


Radrabbit42

by 20 doods in diesel pick up trucks


MaenHoffiCoffi

I recognise the words you used but not in the order in which you used them.


Spuddups84

For a bunch of homophobes they sure gargle trumps balls a lot.


killabeesplease

Well, not surprising given the major underlying reason for almost all homophobia


FrogFizz

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MarryMeDuffman

Is that an A? It looks like a K or an R.


Junket_Weird

I guess that tattoo is one way to make sure you don't ever risk getting anyone pregnant? The jailhouse teddy bear on the other side is a really nice touch as well.


Batman1384

That’s the most patriotic Zoidberg tattoo I have ever seen.


TheQuestionsAglet

This guy looks softer than a McDonald’s soft serve cone on a summer day.


deltron

Is this who Biden is handing the L to?


jawshewuhh

The one love tat really is the icing on the cake


ibangedurmom69420

So many triggered Trumptards in these comments LMAO. One guy replies to almost every popular comment.


MidorikawaHana

Whats on his boob? tkump fiifo?


theinquisition

Can you imagine how pissed this dude would be when he shows it off and you go thunp? I don't get it.


MidorikawaHana

😂😂😂


Lazy-Past1391

Fuck Around Find Out?


MidorikawaHana

Ooh.that kinda makes more sense - on brand and all .. But I swear it looks like FII cause theres no - , then R on top isnt connected at the top too.. 😂


litreofstarlight

Those two tattoos really don't go together...


lemongrenade

You guys! You guys! Peace love and one mankind ya’ll! Also kill my political enemies!


CubicalWombatPoops

Does that say "Trump Fred"?


Le_PommedeTerre

“Trump Farted”


TestMyConviction

There are rumors he can't stop farting in court, which is shocking, I know, given that he's obese and eats a ton of McDonalds.


litreofstarlight

I think that's meant to be FAFO but it looks like FRFD.


MaenHoffiCoffi

I thought it was Trump Fried.


afanoftrees

One thing is for sure tho, he’s a cool guy 🎸🎸🎸


machineswithout

Ymh hasn’t been funny for years…


afanoftrees

I agree but there’s still gold in the old cool guys clips


carsonwade

Who? Definitely not the dude with politician worship tattooed on his body.


afanoftrees

God worship of a real estate mogul who understands the plight of the everyman (who he has trouble paying when they do work for him)? Yes, very cool 😎


Mistletow04

I know it didnt happen last time.... or the time before that... or the time before that... or the time before that... or the time before that... but THIS time it will totally happen


Fusticator

Ok, why can’t you let other people live their lives?


litreofstarlight

'Let other people live their lives' makes sense when you're talking about the old lady down the street who fills her yard with ugly garden gnomes, ie stuff that isn't hurting anyone. This guy is talking about violently rejecting and reversing the will of the electorate. If you hate the democratic process, you could always ask your allies the Saudis to take you.


BetterBagelBabe

This weirdo keeps popping up on mine too. Jump scare each time


Blipnoodle

Does that say thump or trump?


actually_yawgmoth

I think it says Taump.


Kuball84

I came here for this answer too. Also the second word is a mystery to me too.


llandar

FA FO (“Fuck around find out”)


rieh

Oh I literally thought it said FRED and was so confused


Mappy7778

This right wing revolution fantasy is interesting. Are they going to all become lone wolves and shoot their neighbors for having Biden yard signs? Are the conservative Facebook groups they are in going to turn into militias? Are they going to rush to the mountains and join a pre-existing militia? Aside from the obvious lack of any coherent thought or plan, do these people not realize how brutal and horrific a modern civil war would be? It would not be a bunch of guys lining up in a field in Pennsylvania this time. It would look more like Ireland's troubles.


SCP-Dipshit

Not only that, but if shit ever did get as extreme as the troubles, the ATF, FBI, National Guard, etc would immediately be on these guy's asses.


Fusticator

Brutal and horrific might be better than lying down and taking whatever the man wants to shove down your throat. Nut up buttercup.


cycl0ps94

And the obsession with innuendo.


Furry_Ranger

Get your american politics out of my feed


chicu111

Your feed?


itsLOSE-notLOOSE

It belongs to them. We’re all just visiting their feed.


MKSFT123

I really hope that so we can put these idiots to bed


Cernunnos369

Are you talking about murder or tucking people in and kissing them on the forehead goodnight as a means of confusing the enemy?


Moogerboo-2therescue

Maybe if they got more of the latter they'd be less obsessed with the former.


DilbusMcD

Yes


eat_mor_bbq

No there won’t. Republicans love losing as long as they can convince themselves it’s on their agenda.


Fusticator

There is no difference between Republicans and Democrats. Maybe if you understood that you’d be closer to enlightenment.


eat_mor_bbq

I never said there was a difference. I voted for trump before I realized that he would push more of a gun control agenda than Obama among many other things. I’m a conservative but these career politicians aren’t even close to conservative. I’m not saying Biden is any better, he’s a geriatric corrupt lifelong idiot and his vice president is even worse. That said, whataboutisms aren’t valid arguments and never really were. “Yeah but Brandon is bad too” is the most Reddit thing ever.


Spocks_Goatee

Go back to 2014 with these shit takes.


Frankie_T9000

There is a world of difference between Maga Republicans and Democrats, As for normal republicans vs democrats in most countries it would be ultra right vs the right. Theres clear differences though either way. IE They are all corrupt thieves, but theres also a bunch of other loathsome behaviours that the republicans manifest as well


lou_sassoles

It's all part of Trump's secret plan! He'll let us know in just 2 more weeks!


eat_mor_bbq

U JUST DONT THINK SO BECAUSE UR A LIBROL.


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Strict-Bass6789

Dude never voted in his life and would cry at first sign of violence 🙄


lou_sassoles

I keep telling these clowns that the only thing Trump is gonna win will be the federal penitentiary's softest mouth contest


VegasGamer75

"If we don't get our way, we will shoot people!". Now ask yourself if that is the sentiment of religious nutjobs in the Middle East that Americans go on and on about being evil... or the GOP.


5LaLa

We have Christian Talibangelists.


Kablamo189

Religious nutjobs in America


Fusticator

Yeah American religious people are totally the problem. What a great country Muslims and atheists make…


lumathiel2

This isn't about other countries, this is about the US, and in the US it's the Christian right actively trying to force everyone to conform to their religion


pIsban

You do realize that Christians, Jews, and Muslims (who are the followers of Islam) all worship the same God right? They’re all abrahamic religions with different traditions and prophets.


Frosty_Stage_1464

Please. I have a drum magazine for my automatic shotgun that was purchased legally through the federal stamp system. One round per a MAGA, please share


onlynamethatmatters

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Important-Salt2708

You now belong on r/iamverybadass


Frosty_Stage_1464

I love that page. Please feature me


lou_sassoles

I carry a crossbow, wear "wolf howling at the moon" t-shirts, and hang out at the gas station at night.


Schwight_Droot

I had to give my “wolf howling at the moon” shirt to the Goodwill because I got fat. It’s a gat dam shame.


Queefer___Sutherland

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Jammin_neB13

your username is fucking hilarious


Queefer___Sutherland

It's a family name


THEM_44

I told him he has a sex offenders name tattooed on his body multiple times but he never responded. I wonder why?


Frosty_Stage_1464

Probably also a future sex offender himself. Messages 14 year old women: “you’re very mature for your age 😇”


litreofstarlight

14 year old *girls.* I know you didn't mean it like that, and I agree with your overall point, but I've seen actual creeps refer to girls that way. Typically the 'but what if the child consents' crowd. ETA: I'm guessing the people who are mad about this comment never got creeped on or cat-called walking to/from school (primary AND secondary), while in school uniform, by creeps in cars who would slow down to do it. The point wasn't to scold even if you want to take it that way, but language matters. Be mad all you want, I stand by it.


yeetgod__

he has an aggressive tattoo and a cutie pie tattoo, lots of mixed signals from this man


Jess_S13

Morons like this running around and still the enlightened centrists in the comments trying to say "both sides" like there are really guys running around getting Biden tattoos and trying to overthrow democracy to get their "dictator for a day" to stay in power.


DarkhourX

I wouldn't be shocked if Mark Hamill has one to be honest with you


bancroft79

Well that is the dumbest shit I have read today…


DarkhourX

Have you not seen his crazy shilling for Biden he does every single day on Twitter? Literally calling him the best president ever and calling him Jobiwan Kenobi?


bancroft79

Yes, but he wouldn’t get a Biden tattoo. He is educated and intelligent. One is a cult one is political support. How many Biden parades do you see regularly?


DarkhourX

The fact you're taking me joking about something so benign so personal here is actually kind of hilarious


bancroft79

Never know these days, my dude. As crazy as people are these days, who knows what is a joke anymore. Well played. Cheers!


lilmeow_meow

He always is. Dude is a real wiener!


meopelle

Bros got a superhero tattoo but has never read a comic book in his life bc you know for a fact he can't read even with pictures to help.


litreofstarlight

He also doesn't know the Punisher doesn't exactly like cops, [especially cops who try to be like him.](https://www.reddit.com/r/comicbooks/s/W236naMYGx)


devilnods

Trump FRUFD?


heyumami

I think it says TRUMP FAILED?


willflameboy

Wait, Biden won now? Lol.


PTBooks

A revolution started by this guys would start in the parking lot of the nearest Applebees and end when Dad says they need him to come back to work.


RoadtoBankrupt

Idk all those types got their Walmart guns tho


skekze

toss an acorn into their midst to watch the bullets fly.


LexiNovember

Trump FHFO? FRFO? The fuck? Nice touch having “One Love” on the other boob.


thetpill

Ok, but what is that trump tattoo supposed to say? The one love and teddy bear is totally readable lol


zednanrefd

I think it says F.A.F.O which stands for Fuck Around & Find Out


treads4966

So it says "Trump fucked around, found out". Maybe he's more enlightened then we think.


Pap4MnkyB4by

Left and right are exactly the same people.


litreofstarlight

Bro no one is going around getting Biden tattoos. The left doesn't even particularly *like* Biden.


willflameboy

So this guy, with a tattoo saying Trump, could be either left or right-wing, eh. You sound very enlightened.


Pap4MnkyB4by

No, fuck stick. They all say the exact same things. "If (instert politician) wins, we're going to riot."


Burninator6502

Please point me to the many Democrats saying they will riot if Trump wins…


Pap4MnkyB4by

Are you guys really that fucking dense here?


carsonwade

Found em yet?????


carsonwade

Stop avoiding the question. Where are the Biden parades and fanatics getting Biden tattoos and vinyl wrapping their vehicles to have Biden's face poorly photoshopped on to Rambo's body prominently displayed across the side? Where are they???


Burninator6502

What’s wrong? Can’t find any?


I_AM_ALVAKINE

I just don’t think anyone from the other side would go and get a Biden tattoo


Venothyl

tbf we do also sorta hate Biden over here


I_AM_ALVAKINE

Fair enough. Ill say I just don’t see the left making any political figure their whole identity.


Venothyl

yeah we can't agree on *anything*, a figure to rally behind is no exception


litreofstarlight

Bit off topic but I love when Trumper types say stuff like 'the left is eating itself,' lmao brah, you haven't got the first *idea* of what leftist infighting looks like. I'd kinda love to show them, but you know they wouldn't have the first idea what was being discussed, and there's too much reading required to even bring them up to speed on the basics. And if they were inclined to do the reading in the first place, they probably wouldn't be Trumpers. There's a reason leftist memes are entire paragraphs, lol.


That_Trapper_guy

LMAO no... No hardly, I've never seen anyone with a Biden tattoo... Let alone a Democrat clamoring for a civil war. You're out of your gourd if you think they're even remotely similar. The left wants people to be free to be themselves and dress, live and love how they want. The right wants everyone to be a white Christian.


Typical-Tomorrow5069

They're different people, actually.


Typical-Tomorrow5069

Wearing sunglasses everywhere because you're too pussy to look anyone in the eye.


Indoor_Carrot

Why do these types ALWAYS record a video in a truck with sunglasses on? Also typically with a cap too.


litreofstarlight

It's the uniform. Shirt optional. Goatee recommended for the over 40s.


sincerely-sarcastic

This idiot is in his boat.


GloriousSteinem

On a break from filming gay for pay van porn


JesseJamesBegin

Check again libtart! He's not wearing a cap, he's got that FULL hairline, the right wins again!😆😆😆 P.s. s/


mtmcpher

So if more people vote for Biden the outnumbered people will revolt and expect to win?


byteminer

They think they are the only people with guns and that the military and police will help them murder their neighbors.


mtmcpher

As a former marine I don’t understand anyone in the service no matter party affiliation that would want Trump. He hates people who served.


litreofstarlight

Not a military person but I don't get it either, he's *always* been openly contemptuous towards them. Regular GOP reps would at least pay lip service to supporting the troops in public (while quietly voting down anything that would help returned service members), but Trump is just flat out 'lol they're a bunch of suckers.'


byteminer

Oh, totally. But you gotta remember the one who think this way are the “I almost served” crowd who thinks “military grade” means amazing.


mtmcpher

I love the, shin splints/bone spurs militia guys


racoongirl0

The military follows the commander in chief, not Tanner from North Carolina with a confederate flag tramp stamp and a crush on his cousin…


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Typical-Tomorrow5069

Wrong.


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Typical-Tomorrow5069

Still wrong, though.


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Typical-Tomorrow5069

Nope, wrong. Edit: you'll still be wrong. Thanks for blocking me and making my night, have fun being pissed off ya snowflake. We both know you'll see this :)


wetwater

*yawn* I've been told there would be a revolution or civil war if Bill Clinton was elected. And 4 years later if he was reelected. And again when Obama was elected and once again when he was reelected. And of course the same about Hillary, and then Biden. So it tracks it's time to hear this old chestnut again. What I would not be surprised to see is some political violence from Trumpettes if he loses, and frankly I'm surprised there is not more.


Paula_Polestark

Revolution, huh? So what will we have if Trump wins? Utopia? A golden age for humanity? Somehow I’m still not incentivized to support him.


byteminer

Well, probably similar violence but they will call it a purge instead.


williwolf8

The dichotomy of his tattoos is hilarious to me. Surely different chapters of his life right on his chest lol.


AccidentalPilates

How it’s going | How it started


JohnPaulCones

That was my thoughts exactly! Old af bear on one side and the new huge trump fetish logo on the other, utterly bizarre.


Alone-Strain

Some idiot got Lebron tatted on his back and a week later he left the Miami Heat.


BallzNyaMouf

That's like that idiot that got the "Detroit Lions 2023 Super Bowl Champs" tattoo, and then then Lions got stomped by the Chiefs in the SB.


LFC9_41

just assuming trump won, not impeached, didn't die, etc.. just served his 4 year term. let's say he doesn't successfully get his way and somehow get the term limit removed and he's gone in 4 years. what the fuck do these people do with their identity?


litreofstarlight

Redirect it to the next politician using the Trump playbook who tells them what they want to hear. They don't really love him for him, look how fast they booed him when he tried to tell them to get vaccinated (and how fast he backpedalled). They love him when he validates their feelings. That's it. Rinse and repeat.