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Great job OP, great job!
Also, it’s hilarious how you covered her face just enough that it now looks like she’s wearing a mask of her own face! Also getting this vibe 🌚 but grumpier.
Nice! I can see she is holding what looks like her phone in the hand closest to the curb, and all I want to do is shout at her to put her phone away before it gets nicked! It's an epidemic in London.
Tfw you forgot to do laundry and don't have time for it so you put on the only thing you have
In all seriousness though, what if he's wearing this ironically? It's just too funny to be real lol
Reminds me of an old Cradle of Filth t-shirt I used to have as an edgy teen, that said "Hell was full so I came back" or something like that on the back.
Doesn’t it apply the opposite? The devil is the one with the restraining order right? Meaning the devil the something bad and this person went to the police. So doesn’t that make it the opposite of I am a badass?
Considering during covid, my car would take 45 quid to fill and now takes 65 quid to fill, no... every penny makes a difference. Say my car takes 50 litres to fill...
The difference of 6p
50 x 6 = £3
I do that twice a month. that's an extra £12 a month just cause. So thats another £144 a year to fill the exact same car with the exact same fuel for the exact same amount of time, for no other reason than they fancy charging more.
It used to be roughly £1080 a year to fill my car up. It's now £1560 (all based on average monthly consumption).
So no, every penny really makes a big difference in the long scheme of things.
At 6p per liter that's £3 per 50L fill up. Two fills per month would be £6, for a total of £72 per year difference. Not 12/£144, you doubled twice.
The reason though is purchasing power, and greed, and there could be some other factors.
Bigger chains sell more fuel, and get it at better prices, so that's purchasing power. Some locations are "off the beaten path" and they pay a little more in logistics and have to make that up at the pump. Some places have more inside foot traffic and sell more goods, so need less profit on fuel sales. Some places don't and need the increased profits from fuel sales to stay open.
And then some places just want to make more money.
Unfortunately, there's not usually a good way to know which thing(s) contribute(s) to any single station's prices.
So i did, i didnt even realise id done that. Good spot. The point still stands though, just a few pennies makes a massive difference over the year.
By no good reason, i meant the fact the prices fluxuate so much down to greed and the want for money just because we need it. They dont have to charge any where near as much as they do , hence the fact it went down to just over £1 in covid, all be it because less was used. But still, the main reason prices of it go up so badly is purely greed
Well, like any market, it reacts to supply and demand. Demand during COVID dropped to unprecedented low levels. Once people could go out again, and did, it quickly started to rise again.
And I get the greed thing, but be honest, if you were a Middle-Eastern land owner and there was oil under your land.. knowing it's a finite resource, wouldn't you try to make as much profit as you reasonably could for it?
And everyone down the line needs to make money, too. Logistics, refining, logistics again, fuel company, fuel station.. it adds up.
I know the price of fuel sucks, but they're not charging more than the market can bear. Unlike housing, which is ridiculous based *purely* and *solely* on greed. My parents bought a house in 1986 for $48,500. In 2013 when they lost it due to some bad refinancing decisions, it was worth $250k, when it finally sold in 2017, it went for 435k. It's 1100 sqft on half an acre, it's not a big house. 4 bed, 2 bath. Today it's probably worth $500k or more.
And that right there is the point, it can only 'bear it' because they so decide through that chain. It is unreasonably priced, other countries have pretty much the same fuel at half the price and have to jump just as many hoops to get it.
How ever; i do agree with absolutely everything youve said
Just to clarify one thing, when I say they're not charging more for fuel than the market can bear, I mean it's not so expensive the average working citizen can't afford it. Most of us can afford gas, it hurts the wallet, but it's not usually the make it break expense.
The reason I chose housing as the other half of the rant is because it has become more expensive than the market will bear. The average middle-class American family (the only frame of reference I have) can no longer afford to purchase a home. At least not without living an hour away from their job. And then sometimes not even then. They used to say rent should be no more than ⅓ of your income, but in some places you'd need 3 full time jobs to make that. The housing market, at least in the US, is a stone's throw from pricing everyone out. The market cannot continue to bear these prices.
Fuel got up to $8 a gallon (roughly £2.12 per liter) in some of the pricier parts of the US in the early 2000's, and people figured it out. So we know the fuel market will bear these prices. They're not so high people are increasingly taking public transit, or being forced to work from home, or causing a large uptick in the sale of EVs.
Fuel prices are high, and it sucks, but technically they could be even higher and still be "bearable." At least from a market standpoint.
> for no other reason than they fancy charging more.
Well not for no reason. They own a pump that is conveniently located near you. If you had to drive out to where ever the OP is you'd spend far more money.
Holy shit. Yeah no that makes sense. I guess I'm used to here in the US gas prices fluctuate by 1-5¢ from station to station, which is much less consequential. But that little difference here would only be like $.50 where it's closer to $5 (£3.40). Also gas is 2x more expensive for you. It would cost £180 for me to fill up my sedan.
That's kind of wild
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I kinda like this one… he’s not even technically claiming badassery; just that he and Lucifer have had disagreements that arose to legal separation. Wonder what happened between those two.
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Damn... easy there, Billy Jack.
Imagine putting on this shirt; and then tucking it in.
Thats actually pretty badass lol
Honestly, I like it.
https://preview.redd.it/87zpkxw8xb6d1.jpeg?width=625&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bc112044ac398b956d100adb460a3011f578c29 Great job OP, great job! Also, it’s hilarious how you covered her face just enough that it now looks like she’s wearing a mask of her own face! Also getting this vibe 🌚 but grumpier.
Nice! I can see she is holding what looks like her phone in the hand closest to the curb, and all I want to do is shout at her to put her phone away before it gets nicked! It's an epidemic in London.
Tfw you forgot to do laundry and don't have time for it so you put on the only thing you have In all seriousness though, what if he's wearing this ironically? It's just too funny to be real lol
I’m sorry for your loss, UK :/
Why would you assume the UK is safe from people being edgy dumbasses? Do you think that’s only an American thing?
Pfffff hahahhahaha
That's a cool ass shirt
Commenting here just in case someone finds it
Unironically goes hard
Plot twist. He’s calling his home hell and his ex wife satan. It’s about a toxic relationship
This one is funny. I’ll allow it
Pretty sure that's Cromer, Norfolk (the inbred weird bit of Britain).
The LOC is Hastings.
Can't be Cromer, T shirt clearly states he can't be in hell!
Not Cromer. street opposite morrisons petrol station are residential properties and our petrol prices aren’t that good
1.43 a litre!!! Damn, i need to know where this Morrisons is.
For the other US readers, this is about $7/gallon
it’s ironic
I doubt it. IME people their age rarely understand irony at that level.
Babe where the Tshirt, I'm heading out.
bro this sub is just people not understanding satire
Reminds me of an old Cradle of Filth t-shirt I used to have as an edgy teen, that said "Hell was full so I came back" or something like that on the back.
It's not political, so I don't see the relevance to the cringe shirts we've seen recently
Not for violence, but for homoerotic behavior.
I continue my crusade to downvote every t-shirt post.
Its not a serious statement. Chill out.
Who does Satan call when he wants to get a restraining order against someone?
There's plenty of jokes about all the lawyers being in hell, so should be easy enough
This is fucking great! I want one of these. If I had one of these I would start going to church.
This shirt is fuckin sick. I’d like an oversized one please.
I thought the uk was the birthplace of this kind of mentality
Yeah Satan has a restraining order out on me. The bastard took the kids and the dog too.
Hahaha!!! My wifes ex tried telling me she was the devil. And she had a restraining order against him.
The devil/his daughter, potayto/potahto
Momma says girls are the devil
Amazing!
You guys need to learn to distinguish satire from seriousness
And you know this guy is wearing it ironically how?
The shirt is funny
/r/ThePack
/r/THE_PACK *
OH RIGHT THAT'S THE CORRECT SUB THANKS BROTHER 🏍️💀🔥
AS LONG AS YOU CRANK THAT MFIN HOG ALL IS FORGIVEN!!!!!!?!😈
BROTHER!!!
GOOD TO SEE OUR BROTHERS ACROSS THE POND ARE STILL CRANKIN THEIR HOGS!!! AROOO!!!
That shirt rulz
'Call an ambulance! But not fur meeee!'
Average Hastings nutter
That implies this dude did something to the Devil to give him a restraining order. Didn’t the South Park movie follow this subplot?
Doesn’t it apply the opposite? The devil is the one with the restraining order right? Meaning the devil the something bad and this person went to the police. So doesn’t that make it the opposite of I am a badass?
Sadam came back to earth
I CAN'T GO TO HELL ^t^h^e ^d^e^v^i^l ^i^s ^m^y ^e^x ^b^o^y^f^r^i^e^n^d
It was a bad breakup, very messy
Badarse, innit
Buh buh buh buh bad, I’m bad to the bone 🦴
BAMF
 So fucking metal brother
How the fuck is petrol 1.43 by you, its nearly 1.48 again by me
Pretty minor difference, no?
Considering during covid, my car would take 45 quid to fill and now takes 65 quid to fill, no... every penny makes a difference. Say my car takes 50 litres to fill... The difference of 6p 50 x 6 = £3 I do that twice a month. that's an extra £12 a month just cause. So thats another £144 a year to fill the exact same car with the exact same fuel for the exact same amount of time, for no other reason than they fancy charging more. It used to be roughly £1080 a year to fill my car up. It's now £1560 (all based on average monthly consumption). So no, every penny really makes a big difference in the long scheme of things.
At 6p per liter that's £3 per 50L fill up. Two fills per month would be £6, for a total of £72 per year difference. Not 12/£144, you doubled twice. The reason though is purchasing power, and greed, and there could be some other factors. Bigger chains sell more fuel, and get it at better prices, so that's purchasing power. Some locations are "off the beaten path" and they pay a little more in logistics and have to make that up at the pump. Some places have more inside foot traffic and sell more goods, so need less profit on fuel sales. Some places don't and need the increased profits from fuel sales to stay open. And then some places just want to make more money. Unfortunately, there's not usually a good way to know which thing(s) contribute(s) to any single station's prices.
So i did, i didnt even realise id done that. Good spot. The point still stands though, just a few pennies makes a massive difference over the year. By no good reason, i meant the fact the prices fluxuate so much down to greed and the want for money just because we need it. They dont have to charge any where near as much as they do , hence the fact it went down to just over £1 in covid, all be it because less was used. But still, the main reason prices of it go up so badly is purely greed
Well, like any market, it reacts to supply and demand. Demand during COVID dropped to unprecedented low levels. Once people could go out again, and did, it quickly started to rise again. And I get the greed thing, but be honest, if you were a Middle-Eastern land owner and there was oil under your land.. knowing it's a finite resource, wouldn't you try to make as much profit as you reasonably could for it? And everyone down the line needs to make money, too. Logistics, refining, logistics again, fuel company, fuel station.. it adds up. I know the price of fuel sucks, but they're not charging more than the market can bear. Unlike housing, which is ridiculous based *purely* and *solely* on greed. My parents bought a house in 1986 for $48,500. In 2013 when they lost it due to some bad refinancing decisions, it was worth $250k, when it finally sold in 2017, it went for 435k. It's 1100 sqft on half an acre, it's not a big house. 4 bed, 2 bath. Today it's probably worth $500k or more.
And that right there is the point, it can only 'bear it' because they so decide through that chain. It is unreasonably priced, other countries have pretty much the same fuel at half the price and have to jump just as many hoops to get it. How ever; i do agree with absolutely everything youve said
Just to clarify one thing, when I say they're not charging more for fuel than the market can bear, I mean it's not so expensive the average working citizen can't afford it. Most of us can afford gas, it hurts the wallet, but it's not usually the make it break expense. The reason I chose housing as the other half of the rant is because it has become more expensive than the market will bear. The average middle-class American family (the only frame of reference I have) can no longer afford to purchase a home. At least not without living an hour away from their job. And then sometimes not even then. They used to say rent should be no more than ⅓ of your income, but in some places you'd need 3 full time jobs to make that. The housing market, at least in the US, is a stone's throw from pricing everyone out. The market cannot continue to bear these prices. Fuel got up to $8 a gallon (roughly £2.12 per liter) in some of the pricier parts of the US in the early 2000's, and people figured it out. So we know the fuel market will bear these prices. They're not so high people are increasingly taking public transit, or being forced to work from home, or causing a large uptick in the sale of EVs. Fuel prices are high, and it sucks, but technically they could be even higher and still be "bearable." At least from a market standpoint.
> for no other reason than they fancy charging more. Well not for no reason. They own a pump that is conveniently located near you. If you had to drive out to where ever the OP is you'd spend far more money.
Holy shit. Yeah no that makes sense. I guess I'm used to here in the US gas prices fluctuate by 1-5¢ from station to station, which is much less consequential. But that little difference here would only be like $.50 where it's closer to $5 (£3.40). Also gas is 2x more expensive for you. It would cost £180 for me to fill up my sedan. That's kind of wild
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I kinda like this one… he’s not even technically claiming badassery; just that he and Lucifer have had disagreements that arose to legal separation. Wonder what happened between those two.
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I'm not allowed within 200 yards from HELL junior high school of death. 😡👹😈
This guy gets his dick out on the bus.
Always the most vanilla looking dudes.
So British. Lots of words on that shirt.
Safe from what? Minding your own biz & having weirdos take creep shots of your sick ass T-shirts?
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Cringe
r/cringe
Difference being, in the UK every crowd of kids that he walked past would call him a nonce and ridicule him
What was it? Stalking? Harassment? Rape? What did you do you Satan, bro?!
That actually IS very badass. Would you mess with him? Not me!
I’d wear this shirt lmao