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Just went to watch a few of his videos. I still can't work out if it's a joke persona or not and it's supposed to be funny. I sometimes miss the simpler times when it was easier to tell who was being intentionally funny and who was just unwittingly tragic.
World’s most audacious comb over. I’m guessing he has the Bozo the Clown hair ring around the sides and back of his head grown out to the max and then just combs it all over the top.
If this is true, he is a shinning example of how the justice system has failed the UK. He should be away for life for all the chaos he has likely caused. Or it's all clout, I'm going for the latter
Mother fucker is either a liar or the baddest man alive, he's got one scar on his face, people who fight that much have several. My eyebrows and cheek are scared to hell just from being an active kid.
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*Is it a Cockney? Has it*
*Said geezer or mug?*
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I have some of Metropolitan's best former DI and DS working for me in London. Also some former NCA, ROCU, and MI5. No one has ever heard of this clown. So unless he was back in the Kray days this lardass with the comb over is FoS.
Not that you'd think otherwise anyway, it's a massive city, but I've been in London for a decade and never heard or seen this guy before in my life until that other posting recently on reddit.
I'm betting Olivia was patiently explaining his paperwork to him using glove puppets and potato printing.
Skilled at flying off the handle but not the esoteric art of reading and basic comprehension.
That’s not where I was going with that at all lol. I understand that is English terminology especially in the UK, but it just sounds funny to me in the context of trying to sound “badass”.
Is that a toupee?
Nobody’s been in and out of prison that much or fought that much with that dudes teeth
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Just get a hair transplant atp
That cost money and this dude definitely doesn’t have any lol
lol I'm starting to warm to this bloke
I think his barber has a reputation as well.
Zika virus survivor?
Looks like a fat Tom Hardy.
Looks like he ate Tom Hardy and is wearing his skin suit...
Discount Tom Hardy.
Tom Hardly
Haha that's so much better!
Hair? Gone.
Neck? Gone.
Hotel? Trivago
From the shape of his head I’m guessing his kids are also cousins.
Just went to watch a few of his videos. I still can't work out if it's a joke persona or not and it's supposed to be funny. I sometimes miss the simpler times when it was easier to tell who was being intentionally funny and who was just unwittingly tragic.
That's some Friar Tuck comb over happening there
The hair on the sides of his head is doing some heroic work.
That hair is hanging on for dear life.
We got a regular Bronson here. They oughta add bad combover to his rap sheet.
Wheres he found an nhs dentist?
Cool haircut Looks like Frankenstein
>most of London knows me i'm from London and i can confirm that's bullshit
Why do these people always think others want to hear their cretinous thoughts?
The curse of social media
I thought this was one of those Ricky Gervais bath videos
Funny how I knew he was British before unmuting
Was it the teeth or the hair? 😂
My guess is the caption above his weird head.
He has been arrested 250 times and considers that an achievement to be lauded? 
r/fuckmyshitup
Came here to say this wtf is that on his head
World’s most audacious comb over. I’m guessing he has the Bozo the Clown hair ring around the sides and back of his head grown out to the max and then just combs it all over the top.
If this is true, he is a shinning example of how the justice system has failed the UK. He should be away for life for all the chaos he has likely caused. Or it's all clout, I'm going for the latter
Bro thinks he's a peaky blinder....
No sound needed. Some people just look British.
The ole triple vector comb over.
It's a fucking mess
I want his haircut for my Dark Souls character
Mother fucker is either a liar or the baddest man alive, he's got one scar on his face, people who fight that much have several. My eyebrows and cheek are scared to hell just from being an active kid.
That’s a cute combover he has
A combaround
Bro looks like a PS1 character.
He's way too round for that
Where is neck at
The thing about real career criminals… they usually want to do things to conceal their criminal activities… this ain’t it bruv innit?
His front teeth look like the bottom of a Breast Cancer Awareness ribbon🎗️
 Nice combover my guy
Homie has no neck
He’s got really weird hair
Would you like some waater? Innit.
His tattoos make it look like he’s moldy.
On his daughter's life, on his son's grave. How.
Daughter is alive, son died? What do you mean?
tf goin on w dudes hair
He has 3 combovers at once
His weird ass front teeth match his weird ass hair style.
British Bobby Hill can’t even do crime right. He just kept getting caught.
If he had that reputation irl, why would he need to post this on tiktok?
So people outside of London can get to know him too lol
I knew this was from the UK the moment I saw his face.
I'd be more scared of his hairline.
Don't be. It's neatly tucked on the back of his head.
Who dis?
133kg of pure BS
His hair looks like a bicycle helmet
Fooking Comb over, yeah.
Is that the “Julius Caesar ?”
That’s a laurel wreath of hair, yes 😭
He looks like Sabertooth.
Snaggletooth tiger
What's a stone weigh?
14 pounds so 21 stone would be 294 pounds
Brits use it due to tradition of old merchant weights for body weight each stone is 14 lbs.
About 1/21 of what this guy weighs.
His two front teeth match his hair
His teeth are like tombstones in an old graveyard. Pointing all over the place.
I knew this was British before I turned on the sound
bUt ScHoOl ShOoTiNgS
Oi yous got a loicence fo that Reddit comment mayte?
He's no match for that receding hairline
He’s got as much reputation as his barber
Proper Naughty!
Being a real badass is knowing when to ditch the hair.
What the fuck is that spastic haircut.
A really bad comb over
6”5, I didn’t know we started telling people our widths😂. Also, wth is that haircut? A comb forward?
The laureate combover
It’s a comb at me, bro
This answer wins 😂😂😂
It's a comb-about
Those teeth said ↙️↘️
And his comb-over said ↘️⬇️↙️
Dude is so badass, his teeth are afraid of each other.
just lost it in my lunch room at work lmao
but is he 4ft wide?
I have the sound off. Is it a Cockney? Has it said geezer or mug?
Geezer for the win!
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Why does he look like SquareEyesJack’s “cousin that the family doesn’t invite to holidays anymore”?
Is he the one who has the reputation, or just his epic comb-over?
He’s truly innovating with his three-pronged approach.
Brush the hair back
So hardcore he scares his hairline
In the other video I thought he was serious but this hairstyle makes me think he's having a laugh. He's definitely having a laugh 😂.
This comment section has me cracking up! 😂😂😂
Looks like he tried to get the Roman emperor haircut but they just gave him the twigs and leaves part
Is it just me but...does he have normal sized brain?? The proportion not right. ...
Cunts fighting his own hairline
I think he is a bit ”special” in the head lol
Aggravated burgery
Where is the rest of his head?
“I don’t take you serious, I really don’t” Same bro, same 🤡
The audio was muted and I could immediately tell this guy was British
Well it’s not that hard when it says “Britain’s Hardest Toktoker” right above his head.
The Reddit app crops the video so I didn’t see the caption until pointed it out to me lmaooo
"I've been randomly attacking innocent strangers since I was a little kid". Translated that for you.
Even his front teeth cant be arsed with him.
They look like they’re going their separate ways 😂
They've had a falling out haha
That’s a mean comb over or whatever you want to call it
It's the right hook AND left hook of combovers.
I know he’s lying because he still has all his crooked, filter-white teeth.
That's one hell of a combover
He's got that combaround.
Combabout
😂
He’s fighting that hairline yo! Better call Detective Rogaine for backup!!!
Bruv so scary even his hairline ran away.
I have some of Metropolitan's best former DI and DS working for me in London. Also some former NCA, ROCU, and MI5. No one has ever heard of this clown. So unless he was back in the Kray days this lardass with the comb over is FoS.
He was 6 foot 4 and twenty stone recently, has he grown another inch?
Yeah, but only in width.
Couldn't fight his way out a paper bag.
Couldn't beat an egg with a beater
Last fight he had or won was with the missus loool
But his real fight is with hair loss (total KO) and his BMI....
That comb over is killing me. 🤣
its more of a comb together, i call it "The scorpion"
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I mean, it does say ‘British’ at the top of the video…
Bri-ish
Where the fuck is his neck?
Gone, he’s 6 foot 3 now.
Who knew Frosty was British?
Daughters life and sons grave? Damn someone had sex with this comb over of a human being? Twice??
I’m not convinced they chose to
bro got hair like ➡️⬇️⬅️ and teeth like ↙️↘️
BO start
And they call him Konami.
r/justfuckmyshitup
Dudes got a head like MODOCK.
I see right through him like his scalp sees through his hair 😂
If he got a decent haircut he might not have to fight so much.
I think they call that the “Julius Geezer”
He’s doing a combover from every angle towards the front middle
Vinnie Jones was this man's idol.
Oooo, he’s hard
I've never seen a triple forward combover.
To be fair, how do you choke out a man with no neck?
Not that you'd think otherwise anyway, it's a massive city, but I've been in London for a decade and never heard or seen this guy before in my life until that other posting recently on reddit.
I'll tell you what's "very badass": that fucking come-from-behind reverse combover. Respect.
He's got that hair combed forward like a ducks arse
This the bloke that got half a hair cut
One hell of a comb over
John Fury circa 1981
The fuck is bro yapping about
Losing the fight against delusion and male pattern baldness.
That comb over is really trying its best
Man thinks he Butcher
Which is hilarious considering Butcher doesn’t go around telling everyone his exploits. Lions don’t need to tell you they are a lion
Satire right?
I presume so? But consensus seems to be no. Or all the consensus is also satire and I'm not getting it...
He looks like a bugbear
It worries me mildly that someone is going to cunt him in the murray soon as look at him if he carries on with this shit.
This…. This right here is a funny fucking sentence.
FFS I have no idea what that means, from the Midwest U.S., but I know I don’t want to get cunted in the murray ever.
I’m from Fl, and I will try my damndest to never get cunted in my murray.
Same here! 😂
I'm betting Olivia was patiently explaining his paperwork to him using glove puppets and potato printing. Skilled at flying off the handle but not the esoteric art of reading and basic comprehension.
250 arrests? By the British police? That’s like getting arrested by the Paw Patrol.
Hey now, run along and don’t let me catch yah down this way again!
Stone? Geezer? I cannot take anyone serious with this terminology
Seriously. If they want to live in this country, they need to speak English.
That’s not where I was going with that at all lol. I understand that is English terminology especially in the UK, but it just sounds funny to me in the context of trying to sound “badass”.
My bad. I thought we were making fun of Br*tish people for not talking English good.
well* Irony.
more gooder** Get it right
That's the joke, genius.
Doubtful.