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Historical_Bad_2643

City decided to replace it with a more sturdy ice sculpture


TemporaryAmbassador1

“I'm sure those windmills will keep them cool.”


Klingsam

"THAT'S NOT HOW WINDMILLS WORK!"


Cautious_Artichoke_3

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InformalPenguinz

Tonight at 11...


HowDidFoodGetInHere

MORBO IS PLEASED, but sticky.


Select_Number_7741

Proof the South will Rise again……uggggggg


Dismal-Resolution960

And thus, solving the problem once and for all.


Enjoying_A_Meal

but what abou...


Dismal-Resolution960

ONCE AND FOR ALL !


Historical_Bad_2643

Problem solved.


AdamGenesis

Was this after he got his head blown off?


doesnothingtohirt

Too soon


TemperatureTop246

I feel like this is allegory for something... can't quite get my head around it. shoot.


TBE_Industries

You need to be a little more open minded. Then it'll hit you.


Brewman88

Imma say global warming


OneGiantSpermCell

Woosh


WokkitUp

Abe Sinkin'.


sheezy520

No, I said hey Blinkin!


Earthistopheles

He wore a dress in that. And then he went on Oprah talking about how he'd never put on a dress for Hollywood, except he already had. That's always bugged me about Dave Chappelle.


Fit_Bobcat9514

Oh, the irony…


RedSix2447

Melted or replicated life? 🤔


yermaeatssausage

Sic semper tyrannis.


RedStar9117

A wax statue in DC... In June.... Fucking amazing


TheDixonCider420420

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JackKovack

Everyone involved absolutely knew this was going to happen. What do you think would happen to wax in a hot swamp during summer.


Antique_Plan2816

Ahhh yes another pointless sculpture paid for by the hardworking tax payers of this country 😌


jacashonly

Private artist, commissioned by a non-profit.


Antique_Plan2816

Oh my bad I just read that…. Totally worth it to spend money on a melting piece of wax in that case!


Honest-Ad7566

The money benefits the children. Who work at the wax factory. Owned by the non profit.


casualnarcissist

Yeah the producers of ‘Ow My Balls’ should get to keep all their income to invest in new programming.


Striking-Garbage-810

His head is gone like when he was shot. Haha.


InvestmentSoggy870

How fitting.


Dasherpete

Even honest Abe needs a nap on a hot day.


Extra_Pilot_1992

Or did John Wilkes Booth come back for more? 😱


fauxregard

For those not from the DC area: while it's especially hot this year, it gets uncomfortably hot every single summer. Erecting a wax statue outdoors in DC summer is an astoundingly ill-conceived plan.


NotMorganSlavewoman

And it was meant for it to melt, just as the artist planned.


doesnothingtohirt

Why make one in the first place??


jsin2236

Whose bright idea was it to leave it outside?


Candy_Says1964

It looks like Lincoln after he met Boothe


Cheaplaffs

Four score and serberrrrr……


hamsterfolly

Think of the size of the Mold-A-Rama that made it!


DisciplineHot7374

That’s how I look sitting in my chair after working a 15-hour shift on my feet all day.


RhubarbSubstantial74

There aren’t a lot of outdoor wax museums for a reason


Realistic-Fishing198

Some dark jokes can be made about this.


BarkingDog100

what kind of moron puts a wax sculpture outside in direct sunlight?


NotMorganSlavewoman

One that wants it to melt. That's the idea of this art piece.


mad_dog_94

I'm pretty sure this was actually the point of the installation. Still a waste of taxpayer money though


ProtoReaper23113

Private artist funded by a non profit not taxpayer money


zigithor

Its actually *factually* a big candle. Wicks and all. Your supposed to light it. Art is weird man.


healthywealthyhappy8

Why was it made of wax in the first place?


Carcassfanivxx

I like it.


John-Fefin-Zoidberg

Did anyone, besides me, first think of the wax Lincoln in the Gravity Falls tv show?


NotMorganSlavewoman

The artist said that that was the idea. The artist knew and wanted them to melt.


EndonOfMarkarth

He’s just blown away by the volume coming from his Maxell sound media


IllustriousKoala7924

Less parking lots and roads, more green spaces.


TunaFlapSlap

Are we just supposed to dab it and get high wtf


wagwa2001l

Anyway to be sure that this is not the actual intent of the art? I mean that wax Lincoln now looks a lot like I think Lincoln would look after that “presidential” debate last night.


TROLL_HUNTER42

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NarrowSituation2049

Tyrant, worst record of any president on constitutional rights


Naive-Present2900

I like how it’s Abe’s head that was actually damaged or gone.


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EndOfSouls

What'd I miss on today's episode of American Psychos?


Arizona_Slim

As long as you you don’t say this $25,000 is a bribe for doing X, Bribing officials is okay.


EndOfSouls

Nice! Wonder what I can get for $3.50


Sam_GT3

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