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bondkiller

I understand and agree that this is almost peak idiocracy here, but, have you ever seen a Bandlands Chugs video? This man seems like he actually enjoys what he is doing and is always happy and smiling, his energy is great. *Brought to you by Carl’s Jr.*


xXxBongMayor420xXx

I like his Big Smoke cosplay video


Deliciouserest

Omg I haven't seen this. Looking up now thank you.


Krauszt

*Brought to you by Carl's Jr. AND Diabetes*


Funny_or_not_bot

*Fuck you, I have insulin!*


Krauszt

*That's what they all say. You know 'script prices...you want your insulin, or that Carl's Jr.? Mista Diabetes said, and I quote, "Say my name say my NAME"*


crono220

I love his upbeat attitude. I also enjoy seeing new drinks that I've never heard of and eventually trying them out.


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*Don’t touch that mouse*


MikeTheNight94

Hey, if he enjoys it and isn’t hurting anyone. I too enjoy chugging drinks. I like the slosh lol


Initial_Selection262

He is hurting someone. Himself. Guy is going to die any day now. This shouldn’t be celebrated


Purple-Haze-11

![gif](giphy|WLW26B6h0LlgCsCx8B|downsized)


trippingmonkeyballs

Why do you keep saying, “Brought to you by Carl’s Jr”?


bondkiller

**Cause they pay me every time I say it!** *Brought to you by Carl’s Jr.*


trippingmonkeyballs

Yeah, it’s a real great way to make money!


DaddyTuesday

Badlands is cool shit.


engelnorfart

If nothing else, his [promotions for Manscaped](https://youtu.be/Iv73CSAU6fE?si=gqeRLbgo5A9Ndo6x) were top-tier!


Lasd18622

And diabetes


urielteranas

Badlands chug is an absolute legend I've never seen anyone down the Das boot from beer fest so fast


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Karl_Hungus_69

I wonder how much sugar he just ingested. That cannot be good for the liver.


bondkiller

[Badlands Chugs youtube channel](https://youtube.com/@badlandschugs?si=D0GS6_soCRNlpk3-) Nothing new to him.


Karl_Hungus_69

Holy moly! The dude chugged a Wendy's Frosty in 33 seconds! I'd have to call an ambulance, due to brain freeze. I fear these folks are going to suffer health issues, if they don't already have them.


Prism43_

….did you see the size of him?


Karl_Hungus_69

Indeed.


NWCJ

>I'd have to call an ambulance, due to brain freeze Something tells me this guy is immune.


AlvinArtDream

Bro has more followers than Limp Bizkit! Unreal.


Savvylist

The bulge is 90% his liver.


Karl_Hungus_69

I bet! His NAFLD is on steroids!


Big-Leadership1001

Extra big ass liver. Now with more MOLECULES


Karl_Hungus_69

Haha, good one! That made me laugh!


neelankatan

Or the kidneys. Or the pancreas.


Yourprolapsedanus

Liver and sugar? ![gif](giphy|ncCDABcIte2LjqiN0W)


Karl_Hungus_69

Did I say something wrong?


Ecstatic_Doughnut216

Lemonade is mostly water, citric acid, and sugar. None of those are processed by the liver. In fact, citric acid is good for the liver. The concern would be a sudden spike in blood sugar that would stress the _pancreas_. In this guy's case, he probably already has type II diabetes so he's looking at losing a foot.


Big-Leadership1001

Not true at all - immediately after eating glucose is stored as glycogen in the liver. If its the fake extra sweet shit made with HCFS, even more of corn syrup is metabolized in the liver than real sugar. The "NAFLD" comment below is referring to Non Alcoholic Fatty Liver Disease which is a risk of diets heavy in sugars.


Karl_Hungus_69

Great comment and well said! I've been reading and hearing about this for years, but I guess it's not as mainstream as I thought. [https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC10629746](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC10629746) There are so many things competing for people's attention today, it's easy to see how things can get buried quickly by the constant churn in news cycles.


monkeywelder

No Ziggy sake Ziggy sake oy oy


ghost3972

AYE it's the big fella


Dacoolface

E NUFF TALK


ISelf_Devine

Christ... is that AirSoft Fatty next to him? This is the LAST thing that dude needs.


madhaxx0r

Don’t worry, it didn’t stay in him long


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TurningToPage394

I thought that was a burp. 💀


UnfunnyTroll

Huell?


lovetoseeyourpssy

Badlands chugs is back


SnapsOnPetro24

Badlands is a national treasure and no slander will be tolerated


bucketjunky

Finally fat people are winning eating drinking contests.


deepvinter

RIP brother.


Deathpill911

Cherry pie ICP song, amrite?


lifeintraining

I got heartburn just watching this.


CeleryIndividual

You're the idiot. Badlands chugs is a saint. You probably couldn't chug a can of coke without calling your mommy. Go back to the basement scrub.


Thatoneguy567576

Don't you fucking slander Badlands Chugs in my presence again


ThunderSkunky

YouTube legend right there


The_Mr_Wilson

Why do people repeat the title? # Eric "Badlands" Booker setting a record for the fastest lemonade chug


Purple-Haze-11

***Eric "Badlands" Booker setting a record for fasted lemonade chug*** ![gif](giphy|XIqCQx02E1U9W|downsized)


Phylacteryofcum

Merica is weird. Look how many people showed up to watch some fat people drink lemonade.


Yourprolapsedanus

![gif](giphy|2tR6cOaZeXzR6x5z6S)


bluedancepants

You got a problem with people chugging?


Direct_Outside_2434

Heartburn


Master-Culture-6232

I feel like this much liquid in a very short time would give you water poisoning


imback1578catman

![gif](giphy|3oD3YEqJJzy6tCIoA8)


Purple-Haze-11

***Can anyone tell me what kind of fucking creature that is to his right??? Not only THAT, but he's got a gah damn Ginger on his left! Dude earned this....*** ![gif](giphy|WOa5RdsNpevrpSTGXN|downsized)


Entropy1010102

Badlands seems like a fun dude.


awt2007

Healthy? No... Impressive af? Sure af is!


Late_Magazine2573

Not for the first time I find myself wanting to give Fatty a reassuring hug.


weightedbook

Also just saw a video of person to his right puking said lemonade, assumedly shortly after this lol. Thanks reddit


Thendofreason

Yeah but the throwup video is better


cheeky_butturds

First one who gets to diabetes loses a foot! Teehee


JohnnyTakachi

Our world ladies and gentlemen


Crotch-Monster

He's getting diabetes for America.


Sea-Presentation4229

I would've put money on him anyways


911JFKHastings

Definitely losing a foot.


CreamOfDuelJabR

Fast pass for diabetes


YouWereBrained

NeXt FuCkiNg LeVeL


Prestigious-Sell1298

Gluttony and Type 2 diabetes are not sports. This is nothing more than a vulgarity used to market a product (Nathan's).


Ieatpaintchipsz

Isn't that napoleon dynamite on the right? Probably replaced his lemonade with eggs lol


Abraxes43

Look at that man go!


Cautious_Artichoke_3

Badlands must refer to the ulcers in his G.I. tract. Chugging acidic drinks is not smart


Zerbertboi666

ICE COOOOOLD


guido_fatface

How you like them eggs-tyrone


Fluorescentomnibus

Brawndo comes in Lemon flavor?


Limpopopoop

Pathetic. Not the morbidly obese slobs that will die of a heart attack at age 40 or that will live with smell diabetic foot úlceras by age 30.... Pathetic society that encourages this kind of degeneracy