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JackieDaytona__

I like the fact that a forest fire was not started.


Objective-Insect-839

And they didn't contaminate any water supply.


parkerm1408

Or crash a plane into the ocean


Gnawlydog

Or the moon exploding


parkerm1408

The fucked up thing though is all 3 of the things mentioned in that comment chain, happened.


Lee_337

\[O\]ne of the things wasn't the moon thing was it? We kind of need it ford tides and stuff /S


parkerm1408

Not *yet*


Donkeytonkers

![gif](giphy|l0MYHv9vLRFOl5M2s)


Gnawlydog

Yeah the plain crash was crazy dude. Then found out it was a plane normally used from crop dusting and was like barely held together in the first place. Like dude was playing with the devil every time he took off.


parkerm1408

You know, I don't think plane maintenance is something I'd skimp on.


Gnawlydog

yep! Although he'd have to cut back on moonshine consumption if he didn't skimp on plane maintenance. You know that ain't happening.


parkerm1408

Kinda one of those how did this not happen sooner type jams


ViciousFlowers

There was also no pregnant lady twerking or pregnant lady beating her older kids because they aren’t happy about the whole thing.


SnooChickens6081

...And no one cried or died


Fushigoro-Toji

i think the right word here is poison


Ill_Athlete_7979

This win-win all around. Got to reveal the baby’s gender in a novel way. There was no environmental disaster. Dude’s wrestling got booked/paid.


CitizenLoha

And an airplane didn't crash.


Impossible-Test-7726

no crop duster lost its wings mid flight


AlienNippleRipple

9 months later they had a full grown midge


CertifiedWeebHater

I hate all gender reveals. But this one, I hate the least


Lemmy-user

My gender reveal party for my child will be a game of Russian roulette. If the gun shoot. It's a girl. If the gun don't shot. It's a boy. If the gun shoot but somehow. I'm still alive. It's gender will be genderless.


dethwish69

Point it at your pregnant belly the entire time.


[deleted]

The GF experience


CorneliusEnterprises

Take my upvote while I exit mystified.


New-Understanding930

Congrats. You are having a dwarf.


Catstronaut_CPP

Rock and stone, brother


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and roll and stone!


alittlelessthansold

Technically speaking, rocking is more legal than stoning


wyattgmen16

ROCK AND STONE IN THE HEART!


Apart-Rice-1354

When I say rock, you say stone! (High pitched because scout)


JackTheKing

I hope he knows that's not the actual boy he gets.


Virtual-Okra6996

Fuck!


certainlynotacoyote

#ENCHANTMENTS?


hrimfisk

This is comedy, not idiocracy


Traditional_Fox_4718

Every idiot with a butthole will post dumb shit in this sub now


NUFIGHTER7771

Wait, who told you I have a *butthole!?!*


fibonacci85321

Aw, were you misrectumed?


thebestspeler

Its over the top comedy, the stretcher bit at the end was the chefs kiss


[deleted]

It's a FUCKING GENDER REVEAL.


Odin1806

A hilarious gender reveal that didn't destroy any public property and was highly entertaining. From all the gender reveals I have ever seen this is the only thing I've ever seen that I would happily attend...


turkeycreek-678

It's a FUCKING HILARIOUS GENDER REVEAL


MoonWillow91

Something not being your preference doesn’t inherently mean it’s idiotic.


Flerdermern

I think this is layered satire


[deleted]

Outside a terminally online fringe of people who type shit like "cisheteronormativity" into their echo chambers, most people don't care about gender reveals, as such, unless they're just extra destructive or stupid


ApricotRich4855

A genuinely funny and well crafted gender reveal. The real idiocracy is posting this here with bonus point for this comment.


Virtual-Okra6996

Who fucking cares? We only dislike them when their harmful. This isn't. The only idiocracy is posting this and getting mad when people tell you it's fine.


LightsNoir

And?


hrimfisk

I hate gender reveals, but this was very entertaining and well acted. I kept laughing


dinotrauma

It's pretty stupid yeah but at least it's intentionally ridiculous and funny


ActuaryExtension9867

I really enjoyed this. Best gender reveal I’ve ever seen.


[deleted]

Good for you. Don't forget your electrolytes.


analogy_4_anything

Sounds like you need some Brawndo® It’s got what idiots like you crave!™


[deleted]

Fuck yeah brüder I need them elektrolites.


analogy_4_anything

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fibonacci85321

user name checks out


Honkey-Kong1

Nah not Idiocracy. If you had big dangerous explosives that's a major environmental hazard then you'd be reaching Idiocracy. This...this is the art us humans have strived for


[deleted]

Any sort of gender reveal is moronic.


Honkey-Kong1

You get invited to all the parties huh?


[deleted]

I try not to breathe in the same room with people who attend parties :)


Honkey-Kong1

Whoa you're so unique. That tells me you're a very special person.


[deleted]

Nope, none of us are special.


Euphoric-Dig-2045

![gif](giphy|kXntflkCaCwWPaKutD|downsized)


RockyMacFly

Bro really digging his own grave like ![gif](giphy|M8DHFvLMzGSkM)


fibonacci85321

I dare you to take off your bicycle helmet and say that.


Virtual-Okra6996

Yeah honestly I believe that. It's showing.


Outside-Refuse6732

r/iamverysmart


Agreeable-Menu

This is hilarious. Love it!


vicki-st-elmo

When he started doing The Undertaker eyes I lost it! This is so much fun, good on them!


Apart-Rice-1354

Every one of your upvotes are because people like the video, not because it belongs here.


[deleted]

Well then we are already in an idiocracy :)


Apart-Rice-1354

Or you’re just miserable and uppity.


Red_it_stupid_af

Couldn't they just have started a forrest fire?  How cringe.


Troyger

The forest fire is the way to go for idiocracy… then spray it with Brawny!


fibonacci85321

A Forrest fire? He did a lot of stuff but I don't remember him setting a fire. ![gif](giphy|cjnuM6TGzVIQ0fa5yy|downsized)


Red_it_stupid_af

The idea here is that, fake wrestling is so pathetic, so cringe, starting a forest fire like another famous gender reveal gone wrong, is preferable. It's ad absurdum, but this fake shit is so terrible and cringe, it ruins everything. 


MoonWillow91

I’ve seen worse wrestling…. That wasn’t great wrestling, but definitely way worse out there. it was cute af. IMO.


illcatracho

Now this, I like


ThrustTrust

Only acceptable gender reveal party.


Comfortable-Yak-6599

This is awesome


vers-ys

nah this is hilarious


Virtual-Okra6996

This is harmless, fun, and not all stupid. Are you just shitting on it because it's a gender reveal? As long as no damage is done to anyone or anything, what's the problem?


civiltotech

The icing on the top was when the stretcher ripped


Techanthrope

Easily the best gender party thing I've ever seen.


GiordanoBruno23

No this is clearly awesome


DreamingInAMaze

Why is this idiotic? Everyone is having fun. The actors look like they will get paid as well. If this is truly idiotic then 99% of comedic performances are idiotic.


garand_guy7

It’s hilarious! Probably somewhat expensive…. But hilarious


drin8680

Damn that's 3 hundo dropping on man child. Hilarious


SorbetEast

Op is the only idiot I see here


GiftedWorker69

You guys upvoted this because you actually enjoyed the video, right? not because it belongs on this sub?


KnuckleExpert

Sweet


Suzuki_Oneida

I really didn’t understand wrestling until just now. It’s funny - like an all day plane wreck. It’s cool - like hanging out with the wrong people is cool.


Repulsive_Camera8143

I generally think gender reveals are stupid but these guys came up with a genius idea to make money doing something they probably love, it was entertaining, and it did not create an environmental disaster. I approve.


SaroFireX

It's a family having fun. Harmless fun. This subreddit is really turning to shit. Instead of parading people doing any dumb thing, it's now just "er her, I wouldn't do it, so it's stupid!" Also, completely unrelated, the thing about electrolytes is just weird to mock. It's a real thing that, yes, is advertised weirdly and people misunderstand the importance of it.


Psychotron_Fox

Gotta admit that this made me laugh


crg1976

Best gender reveal ever!


Moose_Ungulate

This is a pretty good one actually


DarkCreeperKitty

finally. good gender reveal party.


Green_Apprentice

The father at the end with the beers 😂


R_Similacrumb

Sorry, but that's just the best gender reveal in the history of gender reveals. It's an intrinsically stupid thing to do, and generally poorly conceived and executed but these guys took it to another level. The only time I've ever enjoyed a gender reveal is when it goes wrong, so these guys have earned my respect. This gender reveal has what plants AND people crave. It has electrolytes.


Senior_Flatworm_3466

Idiocracy implies a decline in societal happenings. This does not imply anything of the sort. Get this out of this sub.


moishemoishe

They couldn’t even get a female wrestler?


DrNinnuxx

Am I an asshole for thinking that Gender Reveal parties are fucking retarded?


fibonacci85321

No, but they are fucking retarded in a good way. From the retarded growth of these midgets, to the guy fucking his sister so they have a gender to reveal.


[deleted]

No, you are one of the very few sane people left around.


ApricotRich4855

Not in the slightest, but this is a rare exception. It's a parody of both gender reveals and wresting.


Which_Preference_883

That's fun


squishyboots420

What kind of rich people bullshit is this?


Virtual-Okra6996

This probably cost 50s dollars at most.


ShouldersBBoulders

Dude's sisters having a tard!


Virtual-Okra6996

Oof. Might wanna edit this so no one else sees how awful you are.


ShouldersBBoulders

It's a movie reference from Idiocracy. Are you like a pilot or something?


Virtual-Okra6996

SpaceX actually


ShouldersBBoulders

Spacesex... Cool!


ApricotRich4855

Nah the reddit nono word is okay when used in proper context. Like their quote for example.


GoblinCosmic

I hate it here. The concept of orchestrating a midget wrestling match with your friends and family in attendance to announce the gender of your child before it even gets into the BPA and knows what it is is insane.


RedDonkulouso

Online hive opinion trying to hate on gender reveals is cringe. People happy, minding their own business and no one is hurt. Why are they hated on again? Some sjw bs probably


Honkey-Kong1

All the comments like this video. The gender reveals that are frowned upon are the ones causing environmental/property damage. It's not sjw bs, it's just basic morals. The people who call everything pertaining to having a sense of sympathy/preservation sjw/woke and mocking it embody the Idiocracy ideals made fun of in this sub.


RedDonkulouso

I wasn’t talking about the commenters. OPs tone in his comment and posting a positive example here shows they feel some type of way about these celebrations as a whole. Weird you’re offended by the sjw comment. There’s radical annoying people on both sides and the people mad at normal gender reveals fall into that category . Also weird you went for the hive mind tactic straight out with ‘in this sub’. I’m sure you don’t speak for everyone here


Honkey-Kong1

Oh that makes sense I got ya. And no I'm not "offended" lmao, it's just normal for people to use the term sjw as a blanketed term for those who are empathetic, your original comment did not translate to this explanation you have. But for the hive mind aspect it's not really the case. I understand people have different perspectives but normally subs have a singular goal/philosophy such as this one, whose main goal is to make fun of the different instances in modern culture that embody the life/morals of the Idiocracy movie and people NORMALLY come to this sub for that.


Active_Rain_1134

That’s a hard one to top for the next child


Relsb

Okay that was actually awesome.


lovetoseeyourpssy

This is amazing.


Millerpainkiller

Why did I watch so long


Odd-Tune5049

Post it again! Idiot, indeed


Troyger

That was actually awesome


ademerca

I love the dead man bit


john-bkk

You could tell it was going to be a boy from the appearance of the wrestlers, that height issue.


energizernutter

I'm ok with that one, it doesn't leave trash or pollution behind and it's fun contained for the audience


In-Ohio

So it was twins, and the boy made it!


Majestic-Set-6744

This is by far the best gender reveal I've ever seen


heinousanus85

Best gender reveal ever!


SV-1989

I want this arranged for my funeral! Midget is Hell, Big dude is heaven. Where is he destined to spend eternity? Printed on the obituary announcement


Odd-Purpose-3148

No, this is hilarious and in good fun. No fires, no feel bads.


signsofastruggle

That was a well-constructed match with good spots. Dave Meltzer would probably give it 4 stars for the Taker sit-up reference alone.


larowin

Did pink bro make the sign of the Aquila at the start?


FoundationFar3053

I don’t like gender reveals, but maybe I cared about what sex this baby was that I don’t know.


Impressive_Estate_87

I mean, still better than explosives, but this is so dumb...


Beardly_Smith

How is this not fun and wholesome? Doesn't really belong here imho


Budget_Foundation747

That looks like a good time and I was never even into wrestling.


BoonSchlapp

LMFAO the dad just immediately smashes two beer cans into his face after learning it’s a boy 😂😂


onphyre

As long as they pick up after themselves, have fun.


Xx_Not_An_Alt_xX

Am I a bad person for thinkin it woulda been funny to see the shorter dude get picked up by the ankles and absolutely flatted against the ring?


ooOmegAaa

is this a deleted scene?


Consistent_Ad3181

I don't think this is a real fight!


Commercial_Pitch_786

so in the end the reveal determined she is going to have a short son


Numinae

NEVER bet against the midget.... they have good luck in spades. You know, other than being a midget.


soyuz-1

People are fucking stupid


Hefty-Station1704

Looking forward to when this whole idiotic trend dies and is nothing more than a distant shameful memory.


ringummy

I stand with OP.


tarinotmarchon

Is this why they say wrestling is campy/theatre?


testingforscience122

Of course they were drinking busch


GoodAlicia

Little odd. But atleast they have fun and they are not destroying the environment.


SnoochieBooches60

Way cooler than the ones that cause forest fires or other property damage


Witty_Might5

I mean. This is kinda cool for a gender reveal anyway


goodshout77

This is not meant for this sub. That was fantastic


dudeandco

I always wanted to do a destruction derby gender reveal.


Secomav420

Your baby is a…redneck!!


kinkiernun

Is it just me or is this so much fake enjoyment from the guests


Fooforthought

Plot twist : that was the baby


Keybricks666

Yo where can I rent a Hobbit


Keybricks666

10/10 from the production , great writing , plot twists, suspense , bravo bravo


patroncrow

as far as gender reveal parties go, this was a pretty mild one


Affectionate_Cat3621

Peter Dinklage’s career is going down the tubes


Gho5tt

Anybody know what kind of wrestling ring this is and possibly where to get one?


Free-Affect5650

When I'm president, everyone involved in gender revails will face a minimum of 9 months in prison


lukin5

Outrageous


NoGlzy

Nah. Ur just a hater, this fucking slaps


CompletelyBedWasted

I swear all this shit is just attention seeking behavior at it's worst. The more ridiculous the better. Shock for awe used as narcissistic currency. It's weird. And a little sad.


thecoolestpickle

Gender reveals are Idiocracy, however, this was entertaining


AbysmalReign

This was hilarious. Some of you guys must be shut ins and dont interact with people.


Brian_Spilner101

This is just turning into a sub that hates when other people have fun


DatRatDo

This is total commitment…gotta give kudos to that.