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bwag54

Flagpole Sitta - Harvey Dangerous My Own Worst Enemy - Lit What's My Age Again - Blink 182


well_spiraled

Self Esteem by the Offspring


Hot-Bandicoot-6988

CAME HERE FOR THIS, the original cuck/simp anthem


Several_Boss_6258

"Creep" - Radiohead


BuildingLeast

Teenage Dirtbag- Weatus, Sober- Tool


MtAlbertMassive

Teenage Dirtbag - sure. Sober?!?


BuildingLeast

Idk man “I am just a worthless liar, I am just and imbecile” it was a stretch 😂


WeHaveRightsYaKnow

Hooker w/a penis would fit the subject matter much more so than sober. But I do get your reference.


Seagreenfever

“Fat Lip” - Sum 41


PANDABURRIT0

From a very different genre but also fits OP’s request: [Whats up Fatlip—Fatlip](https://music.apple.com/us/album/whats-up-fatlip/80451844?i=80451838)


dfreshcia

I'll be that by Redman has that vibe too


Electr0Girl

Popular - Nada Surf


Aboves

Butthole Surfers - Pepper Seven Mary Three - Cumbersome Local H - Bound For The Floor


Gomzon

Liz Phair - [Fuck & Run](https://open.spotify.com/track/2qpmugEb0DI8kZLszkBLBT?si=zplv9mwVS6-VGnHPzJtjSw)


acctoftenderness

So good


AlprazoLandmine

I'm surprised no one remembers Jimmies chicken shack - do right


radbutnowadad

This is not hell 🤘


whitenoise2323

[Sorry](https://youtu.be/GMNaY2jJ3_Q?si=YZpkP9TIEcotY3QE) by Nerf Herder


HeVeNeR

Joker - Steve Miller


rarselfaire2023

- Self - So Low - Matthew Sweet - Sick of Myself - Sarah Mclachlan - Fallen - Gang of Four - Damaged Goods - Elliott Smith - I Didn't Understand - Violent Femmes - Add It Up - Bright Eyes - Waste of Paint - The Smiths - I Know It's Over - Soundgarden - The Day I Tried to Live - Replacements - Here Comes a Regular - Juliana Hatfield - Ugly - Smashing Pumpkins - Ugly To name a few


aeroartist

also "Low" by Cracker


Fumpledinkbenderman

This band isn't from the early 00's, but I grew up on those bands, Badflower - [Stalker](https://youtu.be/B0ipHVGxFlM?si=iqp8XR8BC-y7b7mU) and Badflower - [Girlfriend](https://youtu.be/btDIKz6a_WY?si=076msB5qZjAlmPHT) fit the lyricals you're looking for, I think


Craftyprincess13

Johnny wants to fight, the jester, 30, badflower has so many for this


Fumpledinkbenderman

Yeah, basically, Badflower's discography is just embracing/shitting on your own shittiness lol ETA: Badflower is one of my favorite bands as sad as it is lol


Craftyprincess13

Yep i absolutely adore them for it


ComfortableIsland946

New Found Glory - My Friends Over You


sofakingclassic

Man there are a ton of these lol


sylvannest

Bloodhound Gang's 2005 album 'Hefty Fine' is almost entirely self-deprecating and humorous.


itamarka

The entire album “the downward spiral” by nine inch nails


Craftyprincess13

Everyday is exactly the same too


ComfortableIsland946

Alkaline Trio - Blue in the Face


Qcraze

"Asshole" by Dennis Leary


ParsnipSimple8752

Hell yeah I love that song


InsectHospital

Beverly Hills - Weezer


4EVERINDARKNESS

Creed and Nickelback.


Hot-Bandicoot-6988

haha


Craftyprincess13

You're not wrong tho


42vines

theory of a deadman - lowlife, she hates me, dinosaur bad religion - 21st centry digital boy jimmy eat world - the middle


Maffewsa

Peaches The Presidents of the United States of America


Translusas

I Hate Everything About You - Three Days Grace


Shaaagbark

Loser by 3 doors down. They may have wound up “buttrock” of the 00s but they had some decent songs outside of the singles. This song in particular crept up and got stuck in my head recently. I hadn’t listened to it in like 20 years.


metalnxrd

Nobody Really Cares If You Don’t Go to the Party — Courtney Barnett Bitchin’ Camaro — The Dead Milkmen Control — Puddle of Mudd Addiction — Megan McCormick Please Do Not Go — The Violent Femmes Heroin Girl — Everclear But Julian, I’m a Little Bit Older Than You — Courtney Love Short Skirt/Long Jacket — Cake Institutionalized — Suicidal Tendencies Luminol — Ryan Adams Pretend We’re Dead — L7 Under the Bridge — Red Hot Chili Peppers So Much to Say — Dave Matthews Band Ironic — Alanis Morissette Creep — Radiohead Had a Dad — Jane’s Addiction


jrc-jrc-jrc

Atmosphere - “The Best Day”


JonnyDepths

Rehab - Bartender


DexLovesGames_DLG

Bitch came back and Hate My Life by Theory of A Deadman perhaps


bplatt1971

You want someone who really sucks? Listen to Little Girls, by Oingo Boingo!


Craftyprincess13

Gentleman theory of a Deadman (a lot of theory honestly and nickelback ) Self esteem why don't you get a job the offspring Basketcase green day Wrong way sublime Teenage dirtbag wheatus Right now sr-71 Same damn life seether


BenefitZestyclose854

“Stupid Girl” by Garbage


imLazarusMusic

Because I Got High - Afroman


ComfortableIsland946

Green Day - The Grouch


PowerPopped

Therapy


_mikedotcom

Whitey - Somebody Grab the Wheel Say Hi - Super


Glittering-Time-2274

Just Like You by Falling In Reverse


NarwhalComplex5759

[“I Suck” - Mark Ronson featuring Rivers Cuomo](https://youtu.be/2hBe7a56qLQ?si=R686SSX5Pg8DuBGf)


just_cuz555

Not 2000s but you would probably love bad idea right? by Olivia Rodrigo. While you're at it, listen to all of her album too GUTS while you're at it. One of the bright young stars in pop music making us fellow zoomers proud.


wrongfulness

The Gerogerigegege


helahuset

The Art of Losing - American Hi-Fi


keithforpresident

I know it doesn’t fit with your timeline but Asshole by Denis Leary is a jam and in keeping with your theme.


MapComprehensive411

Ugly Kid Joe - Everything About You


Carlobo

[What's Up Fat Lip? - Fat Lip](https://youtu.be/0FwyG2b4uHE?si=jMDV0pc1WT4LCR3T) Bit of a stretch but also [Madvillain - Fancy Clown feat. Viktor Vaughn](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZ4kURbpN50)


BayYawnSay

3rd Planet - Modest Mouse "I got this thing that I consider my only art of fucking people over"


ConvictedConvict

Heartless Bastard Motherfucker - Frank Turner


Rushfan_211

Pepper by the butthole surfers


cyanethic

I know they get a lot of hate but Just Like You by Falling In Reverse. It’s not early 2000’s but the hook is literally “I am aware that I am an asshole, I really don’t care about all of that though” … lyrically it’s exactly what you’re looking for 😎


emuulay

No One Loves Me and Neither do I by Them Crooked Vultures


Timstunes

Waste of Paint- Bright Eyes


No-Ranger-3658

Every man has a Molly - Say Anything


aeroartist

Weezer comes to mind edit: and "Low" by Cracker and "Held" by Smog


jamesxmichele

Theory of a Deadman - Lowlife


Amazing-Substance-60

Our Lady Peace - Made to Heal, or anything by them


ilovelasko

Pure morning by Placebo


RainbowRozes123

Today by Smashing Pumpkins Bullet with Butterfly Wings by Smashing Pumpkins Stacy's Mom by Fountains of Wayne


smokeeeee

I don’t want to grow up - Tom waits Tom waits is the best


FunWun_11101101

Cold - Crossfade


jessijuana

The End/Dead! My Chemical Romance