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what the fuck happened

I swore I wouldn't tell

But some of yall share bars like you got the bottom bunk in a two man cell

a two man cell??

Something’s in the water

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OH YEAH BITCH WHERE WAS U WHEN I WAS WALKIN??

NOW I RUN THE GAME GOT THE WHOLE WORLD TALKIN

KING KUNTA, EVERYBODY WANNA CUT THE LEGS OFF HIM

KING KUNTA, BLACK MAN TAKING NO LOSSES, OH YEAH

At the age of 28 days, I was placed in a microwave by my own mother

Where is this from? I see you bros mention it but I missed it

it's from those ai story videos, for some reason there's a shitton of them saying that exact same thing

Lmfao

Halloween decoration

i wanted the balloon frogs why did you do that

me when federal agents

Your ballon frog man is: damn exploded

ihaveihvae :damn what the actual fuck

ummmmmm.........

Aaawkward

Embarasiiiiiing

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He’s right behind me isn’t he

Jeez Louise

we've gotta go... NOW.

We can do this the easy way, or the hard way...

We can do this the easy way, or the hard way...

drak

I need to know what happened

erm, what the duece???

Those are obviously different dudes + too much "blood" for it to even look real. Also I don't even think that's an actual person in the second pic. Looks more like a mannequin. So chill out y'all (leaving this comment here to calm down sensitive ppl who'll get repulsed by this fake pic and feel all dizzy).

no this actually happened im the guy in the picture

its true im: the chair

Your chair is: damn u/gardevoir8

Youhaveyouhaveyouhave: been balloon guy'd

Ohhhhh, I thought that some guy kersploded the bloon man and posted it online

It’s a Halloween prop

No this guy murdered someone and put it on twitter

nonono its real i was the blon frog guy

this actually happened i was the frog balloon

THE FROGS DEMAND SACRIFICE AND A BUCK FIFTY

Nah I recognise the 2nd pic from a post a while back about Halloween decorations

What

I'd like the see the idiot setting up the photo on the right- imagine you're driving back through your cul-de-sac after a shitty day at work when this dipshit straight from Assworld, OH leaves a mannequin with a Lowes' grade outdoor bench embedded in it and a can of Enchilada sauce that's seen the front end of a 12 gauge all over YOUR FRONT STEP- You wouldn't just clean that shit up. No. this motherfucker is getting the Brimstone of the HOA and you on his ass to kick him out the block, enact a restraining order on him, and never invite him to your 4th of July Evening Barbeque (beverages provided) because you do NOT set up a "Teehee funny prank" on somebody else's lawn, *Brendan.* you bitch.

in ohio

I’m going to kill you, you are going to die. I will find your house address and kill you.

🧲🧲🧲🧲MAGNET ATTACK

I think they bought one of the balloon frogs and either filled it or covered it with fake blood before popping it to make the splatter effect?

no. . Halloween decorations

No it is real dead guy I checked

It's a Halloween decoration

That second pic is completely unrelated lol

Huh

I know it’s fake but NSFW tag

fail

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Cool Halloween decoration ig

I saw this on wordington like two days ago

What the bejesus am I looking at

Umm….What the bajookie??

Life or death for frogboy

Makima?