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TuneACan

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’•THE SLUDGE๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’Ÿโ™ฅ๐Ÿ’šโค๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’Œ


_oranjuice

THE SLOP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’Ÿ๐Ÿ’Ÿ๐Ÿ’Ÿ๐Ÿ’Œ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ’Ÿ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’Ÿ๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’–โ™ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹


lobstercarboi

THE FACTORY MADE โ€œFOODโ€๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿฉต๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿฉต๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿฉต๐Ÿงก๐Ÿฉต๐Ÿงก๐Ÿฉท๐Ÿฉต๐Ÿฉต๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿฉต๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿฉน๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿฉต


Unusual-Town4323

โค๏ธ ๐Ÿ’™ ๐Ÿ’œ ๐Ÿ’– ๐Ÿ’— ๐Ÿ’˜ Famine Delux Meal ๐Ÿ’ฐ ๐Ÿค‘ ๐Ÿ’ธ ๐Ÿ’ฒ ๐Ÿช™ ๐Ÿ’ถ ๐Ÿ’ฐ โค๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ’– โฃ๏ธ ๐Ÿ’• ๐Ÿ’˜


baran_0486

My goodness these nutrients will keep me alive for several hours


Wora_returns

no way ​ Rimworld lore


YulianXD

-3 ate awful meal -3 ate without a table -40 billions have died


NERDZWIN

Table has fallen Billions must awful died


Wora_returns

how to troll, lesson #29: 1. make today's batch of nutrient paste out of human flesh


YulianXD

Step 1. Wait for it to raid Step 2. Cover yourself in corpses Step 3. Squeeze all of the flesh into the hoppers Step 4. Eat


Confident_Appeal_782

Lore accurate nutrient paste meal


NoobLegend6009

YOU WILL EAT THE SLOP


SubLazarbeam

Jawohl! Jawohl! You vill eat ze bugs! You vill eat ze bugs! Population control! Population control!


waffleman258

ADRENOCHROME SO GOOD ! ! ! !


NERDZWIN

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SACRIFICE I DESPISE YOU


discarded_swimsuit

I havehacehavve: Mricroplasitcs in my bleod strem


[deleted]

โ€œI am trying to keep this girl nice and healthy โ€œ yeah sure


REGRET34

Eat the lube.


positive_guy_man

your dad already does that when he comes over bro


teflondon09

Ok now this is an epic roast


[deleted]

Savage ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ


Scou1y

Man i got bad bitches at the Crib...... FAWK YOU MEAN ๐Ÿ—ฃโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ


positive_guy_man

relax li*beralโ€ฆ.. itโ€™s is called dark comedyโ€ฆ.


REGRET34

โ“


positive_guy_man

to be honest i just wanted a easy โ€œi fucked your dadโ€ joke but that one was ASS, my condolences


REGRET34

๐Ÿค˜it ok


Hybrisov

Reddit natiom is : dam assembled


Dry-Sign1544

What is this?


ArabskoeSalto

slop


Zagon__

pyrocynical


dTrecii

eat up little piggies ๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿท


Rycnex

some kind of fruit-flavored jelly in a tube but prepared as a meal


REGRET34

is this for hospital patients or something? this is so weird


Badname491

It's jello in a tube, the videos a joke


REGRET34

hey man dont be rude to the video. what did it ever do to you to make you call it a joke?


MyCatWantsToMurderMe

Context: Itโ€™s for her dog and itโ€™s dog food slop shit stuff


idkdudejustkillme

Transported to dog food slop shit stuff world Dog food slop shit stuff woman: come here boy Me: ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ


MyCatWantsToMurderMe

i at eyour dog


squorple

no


RunJumpQuit

r/okbuddyhalflife


dTrecii

where was the hero during the 7 hour war


MLGWolf69

7 hour traffic jam (I don't know anything about Half Life)


EconomistOk3560

The gloop โš ๏ธโš ๏ธโš ๏ธโš ๏ธโš ๏ธโš ๏ธโš ๏ธโš ๏ธโš ๏ธโš ๏ธโš ๏ธโš ๏ธ


PrinceRekko

IloveIloveIlove: slop


TotalyNotTony

Look at mr moneybags here with the bread


RedditDumpAcc

Cruelty squad dinner


TheEngieMain

Mm


IlIllIllIllIIlI

SLOP๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹


cixzejy

I love horrifically over processed sugar


imdagawd

a mockery of natures perfection ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜


[deleted]

i love ARTIFICIAL FLAVOUR


Ramenoodlez1

ypure daughter is: damn mirco plastick


T-Series-Destroyer

City 17 gets the best food rationing #jointhecombine


Masterbaitingissport

Man I love eating micro plastics


General-WanObi

eeeeeew, you ruined your goop with bread


imjustaviewer

I'm not lying, if I could consume a tube of food and be good for the day, I would do it in a heartbeat.


[deleted]

what song is this pls


Hairy-Access8294

The song is $(#!! $+(#+โ‚ฌ{ by @$!&(:


imma_gamin

Thatโ€™s not foodโ€ฆ Thatโ€™s just slime.


Mammoth-Jury-569

gruel AGAIN?


anothershadowbann

youure food is: the damn goo


Scou1y

The Sludge.


dongletrongle

Eat ze gloop


idiotic_no_life

I love my daily ration of Nutrient Gelatinโ„ข ๐Ÿ˜‹


EEGaming369

I don't know why, but this gives me a feeling of what an anti-vax parent calls a healthy packed school lunch.


papa_swizz

You WILL eat the goop


Forgotten-Caliburn

Babe what's wrong? You've barely touched your nutrient paste


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Mop_Duck

dumbass cant close the lid with that massive straw sticking out


MrProtogen

What in the orwellian Fuck?


[deleted]

That child must have a hell of a shit time on the toilet (no pun intended) purely due to lack of fibre in their diet. I'd be surprised if they make it to 5 without their entire gut system falling to pieces


Cosmo901

What the actual fuck is this nightmare she calls lunch


Im_so_cool1

Astronaut food


Im_so_cool1

Can she chew or is she a fucking astronaut this is the most processed shit ever more processed than ham


Evanawesome123

Gelatinated calorie paste water flavored ๐Ÿคค


DinoTzarr

Welcome to City 17. You have chosen, or been chosen, to eat the schlopy schlop


HorobecS30

holy unexpected city17 reference


Spogtire

Liquid shit generator


Sea_Buyer_6450

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


el_Chuchmay

Hahaha her child is going to be bullied so hard


BlobbyBlobfish

yor micro plastic is damn: YUMMY ๐Ÿคค


SpudMuncher9000

when mom bringz home the slop: :)


MasterWhite1150

I am I am I am going to: damn kill somebody


datonememe2

I love it wehn when mom packs me my goop ๐Ÿ˜


GazeTheProtogen

Delicious Vฬทฬšฬ‚ฬฟฬ•ฬŽฬ…ฬฬ‘อ†ฬ‰ฬฝฬŠฬ…ฬฟฬ‹ฬชuฬถฬ‰ฬ‚อ‹ฬšฬŽอ‚อšฬปฬฬฉอ“อฬฉอ‰ฬœฬคsฬทฬฟฬ’ฬคอ“ฬฬฅฬŸฬณฬฆฬณfฬถฬ‡อ ฬ„อ’ฬฬ„อ‘ฬ’ฬ‘ฬฏอ–ฬจฬฒอ“ฬคอ…ฬฎฬชฬกฬœอ‡kฬดอŒอ—อฬŠฬ†ฬฝฬ‚อฬฆฬฬคฬผฬขฬผฬอ…อ‡อ…อ‡อ™wฬดฬ•ฬšฬฬคฬนฬ–ฬžอ‰อšอˆฬฌฬ—อšอ‡ฬฆฬผอ™ian cuisine!


CyborgSheep411

ah yes yummy nutrients, I sure am getting my calories


RealYellowDino

Lorax food


Laxsocat

:(


muke64

Slop


S7SUS2

Average Russian MRE:


SMUGMINLOL

your life is: damn half


MrBigUwOOF

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SMUGMINLOL

I LOVE THE COMBINEโ€ผ๏ธ


Willing_Candy7447

Chum bucket looks better then that