A lot of people use condoms instead of sunglasses. You just take them out of the wrapper and put them over your eyes and the latex blocks the uv rays. And you get the added bonus of lube on your face.
Not to body shame but i would like to point out that those are a sampler of “snug/slim fit” condoms… I recognize the wrappers from getting a bunch of different sizes at one point to help BF find his fit
So the fellow asks her on the third date, on the way back from a nice Sunday cafe breakfast, to “Please pass my sunglasses from in there” …. “Oops!” - well it would be a test … it may be a showstopper but it might also elicit a good response. The lady might say “what no lube?” if she has a healthy attitude towards sex - yes, yes, don’t tell me - I know, I know only too well that a large proportion of females have cock allergy especially here in Australia, but you have to find out the facts of that matter at some point. 😔
Make sure the vibration rings are tucked away in the back of the tray; that might be just a bit much of a sight for any female to cope with.
> I know only too well that a large proportion of females have cock allergy especially here in Australia
::chuckles:: I don't even remember being this naïve.
Then they sit in oven like temperatures for days on end, deteriorate, and then the idiot ends up reproducing.
Don’t worry, the idiot won’t reproduce, because he never gets the chance to use them.
you never saw the movie Idiocracy then
Yes he will. Who do you think keeps making idiots? They don’t just fall out of the sky.
A lot of people use condoms instead of sunglasses. You just take them out of the wrapper and put them over your eyes and the latex blocks the uv rays. And you get the added bonus of lube on your face.
Did you forgot there are people who uses actual glasses? What I would use sunglasses for, I'm already blind
Just get prescription condoms
Cheap ones from Slovenia is they way
This screams of midlife crisis.
You know, I’ve never been in a situation where I’ve needed a condom within arms reach at all times in my vehicle. Don’t you have a bedside table?
This is true lol, but do you go around showing people on Facebook?
I’m not 65 years old, so perhaps that’s the problem.
It is for people to put on their hands before they drive my car
You want lube all over your steering wheel?
Yes.
I mean who am I to kink-shame, you do you!
How do you know that?
I'd put a granola bar in there.
Since you can’t use them hide them? I guess you have got to get creative with the placement when your a mustang owner.
Ahhhh yes. Hot car storage. Excellent.
I wanna know what Eric said
…normal people?
I love tea but why would you put tea bags in your car?
Not to body shame but i would like to point out that those are a sampler of “snug/slim fit” condoms… I recognize the wrappers from getting a bunch of different sizes at one point to help BF find his fit
So the fellow asks her on the third date, on the way back from a nice Sunday cafe breakfast, to “Please pass my sunglasses from in there” …. “Oops!” - well it would be a test … it may be a showstopper but it might also elicit a good response. The lady might say “what no lube?” if she has a healthy attitude towards sex - yes, yes, don’t tell me - I know, I know only too well that a large proportion of females have cock allergy especially here in Australia, but you have to find out the facts of that matter at some point. 😔 Make sure the vibration rings are tucked away in the back of the tray; that might be just a bit much of a sight for any female to cope with.
> I know only too well that a large proportion of females have cock allergy especially here in Australia ::chuckles:: I don't even remember being this naïve.
Lmao not even hot sauce flavor