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streichelzeuger

Once the magic smoke has come out, you can't put it back in.


KitKat374

you can replace the smoke reservoirs but usually it's easier to just replace the whole thing


IFearTomatoes

Magic smoke is manufactured by monks who have been out of contact with civilization for 30+ years. The harvesting of it requires a specialized team, typically recruited from the special forces of various countries. Because of this, the magic smoke is about 10% the price of magenta printer ink. So yeah, it's best to just replace it.


Assswordsmantetsuo

https://www.whereisbobl.com/tiger/smoke.html


scoldog

I bet there is a NOSMOKE.EXE line I can add to config.sys


[deleted]

I work as a repair tech and thats usually our diagnosis for when mosfets blow


Bourriks

Just ask your 3 wishes to the genie and it will go back in.


Trevor792221

I once saw a breaker in a back room with a note saying not to turn it on. Will set east side of building on fire or something along those lines.


pelftruearrow

Great, now I want to add a breaker to my house breaker box that's connected to nothing just so I can put a note like that on it.


Ricolabonbon

Fire marshal: that's a paddlin'


Lazlo8675309

I once had an office way up on the east side where the beans don’t burn on the grill.


cat1554

Their fault for leaving it unlocked! Flicky flicky!


[deleted]

With the stress we deal with I'm surprised you don't smoke too XD


KirklandButter

Oh, I smoke, more than I want to admit 😅.


GooseEntrails

Only when I’m turned on


Evening_Psychology_4

Push the red button?


Ranmal3pard

You mean the one that says in big bold letters DO NOT PRESS


augur42

> Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry. -Terry Pratchett


Charnerie

Yes, we call it the disintegrate button


giggitygoo123

What going on with the page beind it?


KirklandButter

SD’s support ticket.


wizzbob05

It's eink, looks just like paper right? Press that close details button and the whole thing will start realising magic smoke /J


tehjeffman

But you have to turn it on to confirm the issue, 3 or 5 times


JasonDJ

Meh, I do the same.


[deleted]

Exposed Wives smokes when turned on


Ender825

“I’ve been exposing these wires for weeks, idk why it started smoking when I turn it on.” /s but wouldn’t be all that surprised lol


KirklandButter

Funny thing is, the user reported wires were exposed and damaged but the technician powered it on.


Ender825

Fair enough. Guess I’m still not all that surprised.


sigmund14

I would guess the user noticed the exposed wire (and smoke as a consequence) only after they turned it on and wrote the note after that ... Not really a situation for a cynical "maybe don't turn it on" ...


KirklandButter

The user reported wires were exposed and damaged, the technician powered it on.


downer3498

Me too, printer. Me too.


BeRad_NZ

That’s what she said


KirklandButter

Lol. My original title was gonna be “me when my girl gets nude” but wasn’t sure if I should use it 😅.


ArcOfADream

Had to scroll too far down to see this.


ITinMN

Exposed smokes? Well, that's one way to generate some extra money.


illsk1lls

This is my new bio.. 🤪


requires_distraction

Smoking in the office? Unacceptable, please use the smoking area!


abunchoftrash

How do you think they found out that it smokes


northrupthebandgeek

Or stop buying it cigarettes.


snozzberrypatch

Doctor, it hurts when I move my arm like this


Flynn3698

"exposed wires and smokes."