Yesterday a cockroach ruined my day, probably my whole week,
I was preparing coffee and suddenly a cockroach started to fly randomly, I took a broom to squash that mf but he was nimble on the other hand coffee is boiled and started to overflow all over the stove I got panicked as my mom would kill me if something happened to her precious stove, finally I tackled that mf squashed him and left him to die. In that panic I tried to taste coffee this half dead mf moved towards me and I took a big sip of Hot coffee and burnt my whole mouth. From yesterday I can't even taste anything thanks to this cockroach and I am still having PTSD while typing this comment.
I hear you out, as your 2nd in command, I applaud your bravery. If a cockroach flies, I run. Trust me. I have just learned to kill the small ones, I sometimes squish them by hand to appear awesome but my sis gives me yuck looks. But the big ones freak me out, and then the flying ones ,I would rather burn the whole house down.
I applaud your bravery my master, please teach me your bravery and technique 🙏
PS: the coffee/tea/milk/random chemical experiments spilling on stove and mom getting mad happens at my place too.
>I applaud your bravery my master, please teach me your bravery and technique 🙏
It's my swordsman practice I did in my childhood, every time I saw a good stick on the streets I'd pick them and start swinging like a maniac. Also I wanna thank my friend who practiced with me all day everyday (but niqqa would disappear whenever I take my tablets, maybe he hates tablet eating people IDK.)
master I m 34 now, if I roam around with sticks fighting random people of my age, I ll be put in mental hospital and knowing india, there will be tons of roaches to practice on.
Truly humbled by your intelligence master 🙏
Didi hu .. but cockroach ko maarne se pehle aur uske baad handwash se 60 seconds tak hath dhona na bhule . Google 6 steps of hand hygiene by WHO and usko follow kijiye dhanyawad Bharat sarkar dwara janhit mein jaari
You guys I picked the lizard with my own hands, didn't had any time to click pictures because it was trying to jump out of my hand. Ab agr kisi ne panga liya, uski shirt m chipkali 🦎 daal dungi. (つ≧▽≦)つ
womanman
that would be aadmi
ladyboy
That's a man bro
More like government-robot man
So aam aadmi?
Infinite glitch reloaded
It should be Hoeman
THIS
r/beatmetoit
Won the competition
r/beatmetoit
I also have the same fear
It's called a husband.
Yahi likhne aa rha tha
I was going to write the same thing bruh
Was gonna comment that
Deep
That sounds like someone from LGHDTV Community would be
Hardworkman
Workman
Us moment bhai 
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But that has the opposite meaning. He's not afraid of being lazy, he's afraid of hard work.
Mummy Papa man
im mummyman
Parentsman.
Family man?
Relativeman
Bills man
Only adults can understand this. 😭
With so many "finance with ..." Shouldn't you be sorted already? :p /s
Crocheting akkawww nuv ikkadunnavaa
Yeaaah thammuduuu mana crocheting ikkada kuda sssspread chedham anii
All hail the Crocheting Queen 🙇
Dead man
Dyingaslowagonisingdeathman.
Dying as low agoni sing death man
Lizard-Woman 
Chipkali aurat. 
Chick-Pali*
Huihuihui ʘ‿ʘ
Not spider-woman ? Or centipede-woman ? Or haired-caterpillar-woman ¿
Hi, I'm Spider-Man
Lizard can eat spider so lizardwoman can eat spiderman
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how about femizard?
That sounds inappropriate for some reason lol
ig😂😅
'Big fan, captain'
Same bro 
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Chipkali-woman 😭
Sammeee lizardman over here Not scared of snakes or other reptiles but lizard 🦎 yukk , hate those mf with passion
Same, I just hate reptiles
snake man
GEAR FIVE SSNAKKU MAN
You guys don't know about nagraj
Cockroachman
I ll be your side kick, 2nd in command, but first you need to take care of the flying ones
Yesterday a cockroach ruined my day, probably my whole week, I was preparing coffee and suddenly a cockroach started to fly randomly, I took a broom to squash that mf but he was nimble on the other hand coffee is boiled and started to overflow all over the stove I got panicked as my mom would kill me if something happened to her precious stove, finally I tackled that mf squashed him and left him to die. In that panic I tried to taste coffee this half dead mf moved towards me and I took a big sip of Hot coffee and burnt my whole mouth. From yesterday I can't even taste anything thanks to this cockroach and I am still having PTSD while typing this comment.
I hear you out, as your 2nd in command, I applaud your bravery. If a cockroach flies, I run. Trust me. I have just learned to kill the small ones, I sometimes squish them by hand to appear awesome but my sis gives me yuck looks. But the big ones freak me out, and then the flying ones ,I would rather burn the whole house down. I applaud your bravery my master, please teach me your bravery and technique 🙏 PS: the coffee/tea/milk/random chemical experiments spilling on stove and mom getting mad happens at my place too.
>I applaud your bravery my master, please teach me your bravery and technique 🙏 It's my swordsman practice I did in my childhood, every time I saw a good stick on the streets I'd pick them and start swinging like a maniac. Also I wanna thank my friend who practiced with me all day everyday (but niqqa would disappear whenever I take my tablets, maybe he hates tablet eating people IDK.)
master I m 34 now, if I roam around with sticks fighting random people of my age, I ll be put in mental hospital and knowing india, there will be tons of roaches to practice on. Truly humbled by your intelligence master 🙏
Ewww hath se plss nhii 🤢
hello didi/bhaiyya I wash my hands okay ? like once a week at least
Didi hu .. but cockroach ko maarne se pehle aur uske baad handwash se 60 seconds tak hath dhona na bhule . Google 6 steps of hand hygiene by WHO and usko follow kijiye dhanyawad Bharat sarkar dwara janhit mein jaari
Instant karma 😂
Maybe but I would've left it alone if it didn't fly like a freak.
https://preview.redd.it/f8k7vb9yq33d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47ac2ecab20dde273dd2a68375f59487a03ff980
Lol wtf 😂😂
ig there was a hero with this name in a cartoon series?
Then Every Indian Would Be Named, Summer Man
Except people living in mountains
Mom’sshoeman
I read that as mom’s a hoe man 💀
I love summer man I hate monsoons
Porsche man
Pune?
Pune man
💀💀💀
zyada dark ho gya☠️
300 words essay man? 
Height man 
You are scared of a dimension?
He's scared of the higher gravitational potential energy
Ladies man.
Boys school se ho?
HumanMan
Press conference man 😜😁
un scripted interview man
Manman.
bearman
Deep
When a guy commented Womanman, it's funny but when a girl commented manman it's deep 
Regret-man
zindagi-woman
fartman
*starts farting aggressively*
Fart ke age Jeet hai
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Nothing man
scared of nothing phone ?
I've the phone☺️
Alimonyman
Bro 😭😭😂
Death man
Was searching for this
Spider-Man
Spider se kon darta hai bhai. Kitne cute hote hai wo, utha hath se daar chala jayega.
spider se kon drtha hai >OK kithna cute hotha hai >>NOT OK
Mere se 60km dur rahiyo
Maine Aaj Tak spider ki Jaan nai Li lol. Unko relocate zaroor kiya hai. Ppl hate them unnecessarily they help you with bugs.
Ewww brother what's that brother ewwww 🫠
u can make achaar with them also
Death-of-my-family-members man
Family guy
You guys I picked the lizard with my own hands, didn't had any time to click pictures because it was trying to jump out of my hand. Ab agr kisi ne panga liya, uski shirt m chipkali 🦎 daal dungi. (つ≧▽≦)つ
we have a villain here
Or a hero for the ladies
😈😈😈
Wah bhaiya.
Heheheheheh
Centipede-biting-my-dick-while-I'm-pooping man
Ghost man
Dogman
lifeman
Motherman
Testman
Please elaborate
Nah bro I am talking about tests not testicles
Attachment man /s
E male?
Yes without attachment 😭
I fear nothing
Weird way of saying "I can't be a superhero".
Not all heroes wear Capes...
some wear heavymetal armors
Like iron man?
Then "nothingman"
testicular cancer man💀
JEEman
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Bhai aisa kya hua? Share your story only if you want to? 😭
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Chick-pali
Smooth
Papa ka juta man A.K.A Mummy ki chappal man 😅
programmer-man
human-man
Snakeman
Womanman
Auratman
IITLANDER
mummy-man
Papaman
Aurat man
Darkman, girlman , cardioman, heightman, oceanswimmingman, ghostman,
Unknown Man Andheri raaton mein, sunsaan raho pr
loosing my parents.. I guss I'm Batman. Da na na na na na na.
Failure man
Lizard man
H.P. Lovecraft ka billa 
Peopleman
Marriageman
Well I fear from being depressed Depressed - women And I like cat's so here's another Catwoman ( it's my username too ) :))
FuneralMan - Yes I know it's kinda weird one..
**Flying** Cockroach Man. You have to give emphasis to the 'flying' part.
I used to have one years ago but I don't have any such specific fear RN
Lifeguard
HeartBroken- Man 🥲
CockMan
Lizardman (Maharashtrian)
heightbitch
Dogman
Blood Saint
Thought Loop
Cursedman
Piegonman
Nagin man 🐍🐍🐍🐍
Anxeittman
cockman
Crippling Anxiety and Self Destructive man.
Disappointingman
Aweeeeuu 😢
Wo-man
Phobia man
spiderman
Me-man
Social-anxiety-man
Birdman Coz i was attacked by a rooster when i was a kid which has scarred me for life
Lizard-Woman seriouslyy😑
Lizard-woman is better than snakeman!