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OP's explanation as to why this post is Instant Karma: >I think this is karma because what the lady did in the video was done instantly back to her and she wasn’t impressed If you're satisfied by this explanation, upvote this comment. If not, downvote this comment.


illoomi

"iT GaWt in ma mOuTh"


SayHey2urMom4me

"... and in ma eyeball"


smitty3z

That not the first time for her.


Armando_yo

But it's the first time she said that for beer


jwhaler17

Probably not.


DoDoDoTheFunkyGibbon

spits like a pro


joemorris16

Average reddit comment


smitty3z

Do you expect any less?


blithertester

"Yes reddit is full of virgin men! What else do you expect:)" 😐😐


SaltyMudpuppy

Spoken like a true Reddit virgin.


Pumpsnhose

FOUR SAMBUKAR!


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BETH! FOUR SAWMBUKAH!


MyThermostat

THIS IS THE DJ BOOTH, LUV!


PilgrimOz

It’s funny how I’ve spent years lip reading (sister is deaf. Mutes tv with subtitles. Becomes habit) I can hear that accent in my head. Don’t even need sound to confirm it now reading this.


Celticcross83

I bet she’s said that to a lot of guys.


blasphem0usx

Probably more like "it got in me mouf, didn't it. Chip chip cherrio."


SuperDuperDylan

She seems to have enjoyed it a little more than I expected her to. Lol!


terminal157

Unexpectedly wet and not just her face.


nyanberrycake

[This one's my favorite](https://imgur.com/gallery/zVztkaZ)


GucciGuano

looks so majestic


Geekygamertag

I laughed why too loud for way too long at this!


Kevjamwal

Sick vape trick


rimjobs_forever

[Not this one?](https://imgur.com/a/2TGZ4Us)


Paladin_Fury

If I ever get a decorational fountain, I'm giving them this picture to use for casting the sculpture.


angustifolio

maybe she realized she deserved it, she was a good sport about it anyway


Bfladkor

Yea my exact thought, at first id expected her to get up in his face about it


DumpsterPanda8

No, she was happy just to get attention.


CrackBabyBelfort

Most action she’s seen in a year.


dynodick

I highly. Highly. *Highly* doubt that.


Umutuku

"You ever get back with that Spithany chick?" "Nah, bro. Even I have standards now."


ThisSpecificAccount

I think you spelled "day" wrong.


420did69

Eye for an eye. Spit for a spit


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norwaykong

Body to body


Lukeson_Gaming

Shit to shit


dthninja

[Ass to ass](https://i.makeagif.com/media/6-30-2016/nT252k.gif)


hkzqgfswavvukwsw

))<>((


Mr_Abe_Froman

Back and forth forever.


Select_Most3660

Penis to penis


iLikeGTAOnline

Some tip touching going on over here ?!


Select_Most3660

The technical team is sword fighting


HighOnBonerPills

"Fencing" sounds classier. It implies practice, training, and quick reflexes. "Sword fighting" sounds like two drunken pirates duking it out.


B0neless_Tiddy

*You havin' a little dick dockin' session over here, boys?*


queshu22

Does that mean they kiss each other??


Goodly

TBF she took the retort like a champ


GoAskAli

Yeah I kinda took it as maybe they are good friends that do this type of shit to each other. It's not like she had a meltdown & be acted like "how dare he do that??" I get the knee jerk reaction for people to get protective of the dude she spit on since she **clearly** instigated this shit, but ultimately I don't think it's that deep


MyDixieWrecked20

Some old lady tapped my bumped with her car in the parking lot, so I t-boned her going 35mph and she died lol. Hit for hit. Equal rights; equal fights.


LolthienToo

Are you okay?


MyDixieWrecked20

Would you be okay if you creampied your own dad?


420did69

Creampie for creampie


wehnaje

To be fair, at least she took it back like a champ


bip_bip_hooray

not her first time getting sprayed


ThisSpecificAccount

...in the face with her mouth opened wide. I'll go ahead and downvote my own comment.


who_me_LG

That was rude as fuck.


Ok-Taste1967

And then satisfying as fuck


Goatsanity15

Welcome to r/instantkarma


DankMcMemeGuy

*rolls title sequence


B0neless_Tiddy

*Frantically searches phone screen for title sequence*


_Im_Dad

Now we know why Kermit divorced her, She still behaves like a pig


ccottonball

I love you dad


WeAreStarStuff143

I’ve seen you everywhere today lol


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Umkus

Fuck can indeed be satisfying.


Throwaway021614

Had to waste his beer. At least it was a ho in one


PTEHarambe

Spitting on people who haven't specifically requested it is a fuckin fight on sight. He was being nice.


littlebuck2007

When I was in 8th grade, I was attending a highschool football game. At my school, all of the youths hung out on a hill behind one of the end zones. One of the kids, Brandon was his name, and I got into a bit of an argument, and he spit in my face. I picked him up, body slammed him in the ground, and then life moved on. Later that night, he was running around, tripped on something, and fell to the ground where his arm folded in half. It's been about 20 years, and periodically I still think about that night and how I was lucky that my throw didn't break his twig arms first.


PTEHarambe

I was your dad you'd be getting rewarded for that.


Yoko-Ohno_The_Third

You can almost see the "I definitely deserved that.." in her face


jkj2000

Yea she didn’t even swallow🤪


lapinatanegra

Wasted alcohol


schwetybalz

Looks like an Ultra, barely any alcohol in that sip


UrbanBanger

If a white whale did that to me, I'd feed her my pfist of destruction


Sprankypranx

Idk. I think it’s playful and kinda hot


ATee184

Spit it out of her mouth at the end like a cartoon


Honest_Butterscotch2

Lol I could’ve sworn I saw a Tom and Jerry episode like this


jstbcuz

>#MONEY SHOT https://i.imgur.com/gtTc5ya.jpg


skwudgeball

Absolute sniper


jstbcuz

His impeccable aim is truly uncanny lol


onandonandonandoff

God that was so fucking satisfying.


the13Guat

I usually don't click on links here. Thank you so much for me not regretting it.


Lttlcheeze

I'd give you an award if I had one. This just made my day! 🤣🤣


ThomasSun

Is this the same girl that asked for a “sambuca” at the DJ booth?


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Beth? Beth's lovely.


BeezyBates

WHO?


highestRUSSIAN

World Health Organization?


Kunty-Kangaroo

4 sambuca! .. no .. I’m Beth!


greybruce1980

Given the look on her face, I think she realized she fucked up and realized that the retaliation was warranted, and didn't fight back. I'd say she had a dumb moment but is probably a good person.


_Cocopuffdaddy_

Yeah looks like she either was trying to hit her female friend or laughed with a mouth full of liquid. She played it cool though and honestly same with him. Wouldn’t be surprised if they were friends honestly, cause he still right there afterwards lmao


NickIsVeryBerry

"same with him" tell me how he played it off cool, because to me he was the furthest thing from cool and was clearly heated.


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NickIsVeryBerry

Just because he didn't start beating the shit out of this girl doesn't mean what he did was playing it off cool haha


chickenteochu

So you either want him to not do anything or do something worse than spitting back the drink? Which one is it?


NickIsVeryBerry

I don't care what he does, I'm just saying it wasn't 'playing it off cool'.


Stickx14

Honestly that was the coolest way to play it off. He threw back what she dished out and left it at that. Not making a huge fuss, while not accepting it either.


DerangedMallard

Lol right, I almost have to admire her for being such a good sport about it lmao


SexiMexi209

Tell me her zodiac sign and her favorite color too


RKKP2015

A good person that spits on people at the bar. Hmm, nope.


greybruce1980

Good people fuck up all the time, and learn for their mistakes. The only difference between them and shit people is that shit people blame others and refuse accountability.


RKKP2015

You think this woman didn't know spitting on someone is shitty and that she "learned" it was bad after his reaction? Lol


greybruce1980

Well, you're a better person than me if you've never given into a stupid impulse that you've regretted. This interaction just happened to get recorded.


RKKP2015

I never said that, but to jump to "she's probably a good person" based on nothing but your imagination is strange.


greybruce1980

Dude I just said that I think she's a good person who did something dumb. It's not like I'm building a shrine to her. Why are you working so hard to not assume the best in people from a limited interaction? I mean, I shit on people here a lot, my comment history will show that, but never from something that brief.


markymarks3rdnipple

Because she spit on a person. Sometimes the obvious answer is just that fucking obvious.


cilestiogrey

I'm sorry nuance isn't your thing. Don't get pissy with other people for considering possibilities that went over your head. Both options are fucking possible. Stop acting like you fucking *know for sure* after watching a six second video.


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beandosprouto

To jump to "she's probably a bad person" based on one video of her is strange... Life has nuance you know...


GoAskAli

OMG you don't know this person. There are LOTS of people who have the kind of friendships where they fuck with each other. Have you ever considered that's what is happening here? You know what I've never seen? I've never seen a post of two guys who appear to be hanging out as *friends* fucking around like this & people losing their fucking *minds* calling them everything from a pig to a bad person. A *bad* person? You're making a whole lot of assumptions about what appears to be pretty obviously a group of friends but ok.


yegir

And too jump to shes a terrible person because of this one clip is also fucking strange. How about we just stop assuming shit about total strangers based on a short clip?


funeralofman

My exact thoughts while reading this


RKKP2015

I never said she was terrible.


Creme_de_la_Coochie

You don’t have to say it explicitly. You’ve been implying it this entire thread.


TheeFlipper

You didn't have to. You're insistence that her actions means she's not a good person is enough. Even good people fuck up, especially when they've been drinking.


RKKP2015

Show me where I insisted that. Quote it. I just think making assumptions about her good or bad is ridiculous based on this clip. Funny how the person saying "she's probably good" gets none of same flak.


JuniorSeniorTrainee

> A good person that spits on people at the bar. Hmm, nope. That's you ruling out that she could be a good person. > to jump to "she's probably a good person" based on nothing but your imagination There's you changing the conversation to her possibly not being a good person, because you realized how dumb your first point was.


ElectricSheep451

Yeah man, how could people who are drunk at a bar have a moment where they do something bad without fully thinking it through, that kind of thing is unthinkable and I think the rational response to this situation involving people none of us know is to instantly make judgement on their character.


ryeshoes

Classic Redditor moment where they never do anything wrong. *Wait you've never not made a mistake lol pleb*


snackpack333

They look like friends that have fun


GoAskAli

Thank you! That's all I'm seeing here. I've had friends who fucked with me & some of their other friends mercilessly. My partner & I do it. That's just how some people show they like you, as stupid as it sounds. I also had friends who I knew were not into that type of shit, & so therefore I didn't fuck with *them* & my other friends who enjoyed fucking with each other didn't either bc ya know.... We're friends.


stardust54321

That dribble at the end was perfect


clusterbomberSally

Who is she


NIPURU

WHER is the lamb SAUCE??


SilverRathalosMHFU

r/trashy


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r/splashy


helderdude

I opend and went from oowhh (surprised excited) to owh (disappointed)


su2dv

I guess we’ll never see that iOS release


Bgwin85

We could "Reddit" it and all follow it and get them step up the progress. They have 4 followers right now but i'm about to be number 5. Let see how we'll we do 🤣


su2dv

Fuck it I’m in. #6


Bgwin85

Baby steps! 👨‍🦼💨


Bgwin85

#7 & #8 Never reported.....what jerks.


PrometheusTwin

That seemed like an equal and appropriate response.


rvedotrc

Classic shocked Pikachu face.


milan_69

With audio would be better


riddus

*pfft* *pfffffffttt* *iN mY MooOoUTh!!* Subtitled


dopebro13

“Yo, my name is not Theodore! It’s Armpit! there’s a water spigot over there.”


CosmicCrapCollector

I drink your milkshake


Trimere

Dude didn’t hesitate for a second.


Letvios

I didn't have sound on but I'll still guess Boston.


ultratunaman

I was thinking England. Then again the beer is in a bottle and not a pint glass. In any case total meet cute. They're married now.


sircheesy

Road karma?


MrCheapCheap

At least she had a "yeah I deserved that" look lol


mollyboo69

OK... NOW WHERE CAN I FIND A GUY TO SHOOT in my mouth like that 🤷🤷


Don_Helsing

Okay I know the whole thing is pretty amusing, but I cracked up at the girl's face being pushed out of the way right at the start


bunnywithahammer

Covid likes this


So-Palm_THRONG

The Covid-19 special drink! 😂 😂


WoodpeckerAlarmed239

Bettereveryloop sub is waiting for this


BernieTheDachshund

She's part llama or something.


colombo1326

Squirrel used water gun very effective


DiarrheaShitLord

Ngl her spitting the beer out was kinda hot


speedy_19

I just love the 0 hesitation he had doing that


Tank-Pilot74

The one time I actually *want* audio


snozberryface

Squirtle use water jet! It’s super effective!


Normaa9243

Man fed her like a bird


ferah11

Her spiting at the end is hilarious


Kindly_Bell_5687

They fucked afterwards?


hangdman1978

Trying to act like she never got it in her mouth before Lol.


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And thus COVID Began!!! Lol


Spiritual_Speech600

Weirdest boner right now


Phone-guys-brother

Face like a slapped arse


sinisterdesign

Turnabout is fair spray. 🤷🏻‍♂️


antoniv1

Is this how COVID started?


muzlee01

That was from a bat not a pig


genieinaginbottle

Damn, the guy ain't that fat


CrackBabyBelfort

Why does every group of hot girls have to have that one Amy Schumer studefish.


Bumbum2k1

Why do you care? Do you do this when you see attractive men and one not so attractive man?


CrackBabyBelfort

Yes.


Rubcionnnnn

How are these girls hot? They look plastic.


bigbluefan49

Someone wanted the attention and wasn’t getting it


DonCavalio

The was she spits it outta her mouth though 😫🤢


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genieinaginbottle

That she had good enough aim to hit her friend and not some random fucker on accident


gothamknight06

This happened to my buddy once. A girl thought she was being cute and repeatedly was throwing ice at him. He asked her to stop and she just kept laughing. So he threw the rest of his drink at her. She then proceeded to “surprise pikachu” that she got instant karma. One of my favorite memories.


Positive_Reserve_250

No mercy⚘️


maxmax211

So glad I don’t drink


bisexualfingerguns

Dude. Covid. 🤮


GumpyPlumpy

flu


whatyoumeanmyface

I want to see more of the girl at the start of the clip. She purty.


runitthru4u

I would've done the same Spitting at someone is just disrespectful


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Dude has more restraint than me, I would’ve poured the whole bottle over her head


bracotaco2

"I got it in my mouth...my eyeball".......something tells me she says that a lot.


I_am_jet

Wasent the last time she said that that night.


Corndawgptang

When you’re into her but that’s got that annoying loud obnoxious friend who nobody wants to hook up with.


JvrassicWizvrd

She was like “I’ll have what he’s having”


XoX0mi

Why this is Hot..lol


Nahuel_cba

Was she pranking or flirting?


HyperSi9

That dude looked 15 ..... I assume he had a beer?


BumbleMuggin

CeeLo Green don’t fuck around.


RevereBeachLover

She squirted, then got blasted in the face, points off for not swallowing. Will fap again.


LewyAether47

Definition of: Fuck around and find out lol


horse_car_radio

Fucking waste of alcohol! Blasphemy!!


soggyballsack

She gets it free and I have to pay extra for that? Fucken matriarchy at it again.


shottiecc

this bitch dumb as hell.


equalszer0

She spit it back out like she’s been around the block a few times.


TappedIn2111

Took it like tramp.


ladyKfaery

That is uncalled for , it was a mistake. Gross


all_of_the_lightss

I hate club sluts. Fucking nasty