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The water pressure is controlled by the sink faucet. Hot cold high pressure low pressure. The same as if you are washing your hands.
The sink is there right next to the toilet.
Since my wife purchased a bidet I do everything I can to only shit at home.
Edited to add: it's a Tushy brand bidet. Attaches under the toilet seat. Has a little knob on the right hand side that you turn and a nozzle below you blasts your crevice. Once you're satisfied that you've blasted all the little hangers off just return the knob to the off position, dry yourself with a little tissue, and continue on without a shitty ass.
I was raised in a house with a hand bidet (more common bame for the thingy she's demonstrating in video). It took me till the age of 23 to figure out how to poop in a toilet that doesn't have one, and I still wouldn't do thar unless I'm traveling in another country, I have no clue how people without one can live with themselves
I used to prefer shitting at work, because I was being paid to shit. Now that I have a bidet at home they can't pay me enough to shit in their building.
1. Youre spraying your asshole, your cheeks keep it from flying everywhere.
2. Youre spraying your asshole, not the toilet water and your hand is not all the way in the bowl.
Personally, I lift my right cheek a bit off the rim and go in from behind. It opens the crack for direct access. 5 seconds of direct asshole and immediate area spray. Getting the balls is less than ideal and not the goal. Dick even less so. I cant imagine a heavy lean unless the person has some kind of mobility issue.
I bought one, built in (so not a hand nozzle) and has self cleaning. Was like 60 bucks but no hot water hook up.
The answer to the rest of your questions... do you not wash your hands? or regularly clean your bathrooms?
People also need to get their toothbrushes out of the poop zone honestly but that's not my business.
Mine doesn't and I use it to decide how I need to dress that day. If my ring piece is comfortable, no jumper or jacket. If it's ice cold, jumper and jacket. If it's toasty warm, T-shirt and shorts. My anus is a finely tuned sartorial computer.
Yeah don't get the handheld one. Get one that attaches to the toilet seat. Toilet paper is disgusting, handheld is ok but like you imagine, awkward, and toilet seat one is life changing.
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, was a funny rhyme for much better times. Now I make a penny, boss makes a buck, that's why I jerk it in the company truck.
You can do that, but I got one with two settings. It has a "front" stream for the feminine parts, but it works for this too. Just a quick ball rinse and TP to dry em'. Great in the summer, very refreshing.
Two approaches for this–you can point it backwards which works surprisingly well and (due to the curvature of your rectum) doesn't create the whale blowhole out the back that you'd expect, or you can take the opportunity to also just wash your balls. You know that ball stink that occasionally happens on a muggy day? Gone.
I actually use a towel and there is literally no residue because of how well the nozzle works . I have reduced my TP usage literally like 80%. Game changer
I respect your penny pinching game and environmental swagger, but that still sounds nasty. I don't even like to use the same washcloth on my face more than a couple days in a row.
lol if there was any trace of brown I’d ditch it. I was using tp initially but I really firehose the area 😂. Sometimes I still use the tp though of course depending.
Went to Finland. Saw they had them everywhere. Thought they were dumb. Tried it once. Now I have two in my home. I like to say “it’s like a shower for your asshole”.
Bidets are great….these can be a nightmare. When done in Brazil for example you can get lit the hell up by the power of these freaking water guns that light up your bung hole and splash poppy shit water everywhere. I swear no two have the same consistency.
We just moved to Finland and all the English versions of announcements tend to have a British accent. My favorite are on the trains, which sound so proper.
India does have these. Started getting popular in the last two decades. A lot of homes now have it along with airport and shopping mall toilets. Common public toilets are still horrible to enter, so don't know what's going on in there. It's marketed as a health faucet. Pussy telephone sounds way more interesting, NGL.
As an American, I usually time my shits around a shower when I’m home so I always wash my asshole with water. . I’m also a construction worker who has to shit a porta john occasionally. What do construction workers do in other countries that have bidets? Is their assholes cleaner than mine? Are they happier?
At least there's someone! A lot of Finnish people, me included are a bit insecure about their accent. I don't have that strong accent anymore, but it's still there
Bro Turkish toilets have bidet from the factory like why other countries don’t have them it’s like disgusting man now I move in USA and can’t eat ass anymore 😭
After a trip to Finland, I installed one of these in my en-suite bathroom. The Finnish version is better than the Arabic shatafa (bum gun) as it takes its supply from the basin mixer so I can let it run until it’s lukewarm and then use it, the rusty sheriff’s badge has never been happier…well, except for that one time…
Ideally, we would all share the good things of each other's cultures, but as Americans we give to you sound cloud rap, and Japan gives to our kids, cartoon pornography.
I'm from a country where the handheld bidet is standard and i really didn't prefer japanese toilets when i visited japan. The handheld has more control so you can really get yourself clean. I definitely would prefer a japanese bidet toilet over nothing but I'd prefer a hand bidet over anything else
Same. I live in Japan and intend to install both styles on my future bathroom. Handheld for me and seat bidet for guests/partner.
The heated seat and water is nice in the winter, can't argue with that.
Added two bidets to our home last year. I’ll never not have one after my experience.
Rather than wiping 🧻 shit 💩 20x and still end up with skid marks, I simply dry once. Much cleaner & better for environment.
As she said, if you got dog shit on your hands or face, are you just gonna use a paper towel, or you gonna rinse 🚿 with water?💦
The entire world uses bidets. The toilet paper industry sold us a lie. Smearing poop and leaving it that way makes you grumpy. I’ve used bidets forever.
I fully agree. It's used in a lot of Asian countries as well. To me it's so weird that in such an advanced society we still use such a primitive method as smearing out shit with some fancy looking leafs.
Not to mention the shitload (pun intended) of problems and associated costs it would prevent with maintaining and running sewege and water treatment plants.
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It really sounds like she's saying pussy telephone and then follows that up with, "that's why we are so happy."
She is! In Finland the nickname is pillupuhelin which means pussy phone
Well it made me think they are so happy because they use that to please themselves.
Are they not?
Not really. The water comes out with quite a force, so I at least wouldn't consider it pleasurable in that sense.
The force is the whole point
Not to that extent, the ones I've used are way more forceful than a showerhead. But if you've tried it and enjoyed it, I'm not one to judge.
Just turn it down, who has them at a set pressure?
The water pressure is controlled by the sink faucet. Hot cold high pressure low pressure. The same as if you are washing your hands. The sink is there right next to the toilet.
Water comes out full force if you push the level down all the way. Push only a little and water comes out gently.
A clean asshole would please me.
Toto washlet toilet hits all the spots and has a fan
I also believe this
And?
That’s crazy funny
I heard the same and thought it was that kind of video.
During the Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 2020 I invested $40 in a bidet attachment. Changed my life.
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>I just like to refresh my butthole you WHAT?
If you use the feminine setting as a man it will wash the gooch and back of your sack. Next level.
https://i.redd.it/8w1y13rzapzc1.gif
My boy did not stutter lol
just throw some ice cubes in there... drop your core temperature a couple of degrees
Oh man this is where it’s at. Hot muggy summers day nothing cools you down quicker than a chilly spritz on the ring piece.
How do you delete someone else’s comment?
Damn, and I'm still using 3 shells like a dope.
Stop that’s all it cost you???
My Butt Buddy cost me $40 in 2020. I see they've increased in price since then.
https://preview.redd.it/zxky2uft9pzc1.png?width=622&format=png&auto=webp&s=e1282b2323f54159c4c058f73a9fdcb129a1b7e7
Never forget.
Husband did the same.
Since my wife purchased a bidet I do everything I can to only shit at home. Edited to add: it's a Tushy brand bidet. Attaches under the toilet seat. Has a little knob on the right hand side that you turn and a nozzle below you blasts your crevice. Once you're satisfied that you've blasted all the little hangers off just return the knob to the off position, dry yourself with a little tissue, and continue on without a shitty ass.
Home field advantage.
Got a bidet attachment for a regular toilet. No one tells you it’ll ruin pooping anywhere else
I was raised in a house with a hand bidet (more common bame for the thingy she's demonstrating in video). It took me till the age of 23 to figure out how to poop in a toilet that doesn't have one, and I still wouldn't do thar unless I'm traveling in another country, I have no clue how people without one can live with themselves
Just shower afterward
Shitbreak
I used to prefer shitting at work, because I was being paid to shit. Now that I have a bidet at home they can't pay me enough to shit in their building.
I work from home and have a bidet toilet seat. Do I win?
Real question: How do you avoid water splashing everywhere or poop water going on the handle or spout?
1. Youre spraying your asshole, your cheeks keep it from flying everywhere. 2. Youre spraying your asshole, not the toilet water and your hand is not all the way in the bowl.
And flush before, it makes the pressure more easily control.
Do the men do a heavy lean or sit up a little? Dick/balls in the way when sitting.
Easy - you just flip your cock over your shoulder or tuck it under your armpit and it should stay there no problem.
Personally, I lift my right cheek a bit off the rim and go in from behind. It opens the crack for direct access. 5 seconds of direct asshole and immediate area spray. Getting the balls is less than ideal and not the goal. Dick even less so. I cant imagine a heavy lean unless the person has some kind of mobility issue.
I bought one, built in (so not a hand nozzle) and has self cleaning. Was like 60 bucks but no hot water hook up. The answer to the rest of your questions... do you not wash your hands? or regularly clean your bathrooms? People also need to get their toothbrushes out of the poop zone honestly but that's not my business.
My bidet heats the water itself. It's magical.
Mine doesn't and I use it to decide how I need to dress that day. If my ring piece is comfortable, no jumper or jacket. If it's ice cold, jumper and jacket. If it's toasty warm, T-shirt and shorts. My anus is a finely tuned sartorial computer.
The new ring thermometer completely wireless and totally integrated
And it vibrates when someone's at the door.
What update you on?
Yeah don't get the handheld one. Get one that attaches to the toilet seat. Toilet paper is disgusting, handheld is ok but like you imagine, awkward, and toilet seat one is life changing.
Don’t hold it under your butt. Angle it from front to back and let it rip. Then use tp and then the bidet again and tp again.
Practice, it's aim and angle.
pooping without one feels barbaric now
Boss makes a dollar I make a dime that's why I shit on company time.
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, was a funny rhyme for much better times. Now I make a penny, boss makes a buck, that's why I jerk it in the company truck.
A friend stopped by once because she was in the neighborhood to shit at my house because I have a bidet
I have them in my RV too. They are awesome
What do you do with your balls? I always have to tuck them up out of the way or else they get spattered in shit water
You can do that, but I got one with two settings. It has a "front" stream for the feminine parts, but it works for this too. Just a quick ball rinse and TP to dry em'. Great in the summer, very refreshing.
Two approaches for this–you can point it backwards which works surprisingly well and (due to the curvature of your rectum) doesn't create the whale blowhole out the back that you'd expect, or you can take the opportunity to also just wash your balls. You know that ball stink that occasionally happens on a muggy day? Gone.
Aren’t people from Finland called Finnish?
They are Finnlandish
Finlandians
Findians
Yes, and their women buy these so that they can \*ahem\* finnish themselves off.
Don’t have to, they are already everywhere
Pretty much building standard practice
Finnishers
Finnites
Wash it with water and dry it with paper.
How do you not end up with a soggy toilet paper mess at the end?
Pat dry, dont wipe.
Pro tips here. Fluff the shag carpet
Drag your butt along it like a dog on the grass.
I’m more of a drag my ass on carpet like a cat in heat kinda guy
Meeeeoooowwwwwwuh 😻😻
Instructions unclear. Shagged the fluff carpet.
Gravity: it mostly drips off. It can still get a bit soggy if you only use one square but at least it's clean soggy.
Pat it dry and use something better than Scott
Use a poop knife first.
Wash it with water and dry it with compressed air!
You joke but my bidet has a heated blow dryer
Eh, blow it up your ass
Wash it with acetone and dry it with a blowtorch.
I actually use a towel and there is literally no residue because of how well the nozzle works . I have reduced my TP usage literally like 80%. Game changer
I respect your penny pinching game and environmental swagger, but that still sounds nasty. I don't even like to use the same washcloth on my face more than a couple days in a row.
lol if there was any trace of brown I’d ditch it. I was using tp initially but I really firehose the area 😂. Sometimes I still use the tp though of course depending.
Inferior to a bidet.
Not sure I agree. Fire sanitizes
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Bashi-Bazouks!! Blistering Barnacles!!
Body-Snatchers! Iconoclasts! Duck-billed Platypus!
Ten thousand thundering typhoons! Terrapins! Terrorists! Thieves!
Did she say Pussy Telephone?
Yeah it's sometimes called that here, pillupuhelin in finnish which translates to pussy telephone
Title is false. Integrated bidets are standard in turkey but we are all depressed
you need to start calling them pussy phones
Pretty much most of Asia.
OP hasn't traveled much. Please forgive her. We have used it far longer than the Fins
TBH when the great toilet paper shortage hit the USA I got a bidet and will never turn back.
Thanks for being honest with us.
It was very brave of them
Sometimes it's usefull to turn back, you can wash your d\*ck facing the other way...
I’m an American and we have a bidet in each of our bathrooms. Best thing ever!
Wait till you hear about wet rooms. Goes even better with a bidet.
Went to Finland. Saw they had them everywhere. Thought they were dumb. Tried it once. Now I have two in my home. I like to say “it’s like a shower for your asshole”.
Bidets are great….these can be a nightmare. When done in Brazil for example you can get lit the hell up by the power of these freaking water guns that light up your bung hole and splash poppy shit water everywhere. I swear no two have the same consistency.
We just moved to Finland - the wands are attached to the sinks directly, where you can control the force and temp.
I enjoy the almost northern English accent when she says "pussy telephone“
We just moved to Finland and all the English versions of announcements tend to have a British accent. My favorite are on the trains, which sound so proper.
India does have these. Started getting popular in the last two decades. A lot of homes now have it along with airport and shopping mall toilets. Common public toilets are still horrible to enter, so don't know what's going on in there. It's marketed as a health faucet. Pussy telephone sounds way more interesting, NGL.
I, an American woman, can confirm that hand held bidets will make your daily life better. Clean and happy. And less cost on toilet paper.
Her face is perfectly smooth wtf? What yall eating over there
It's called "being under 20 years old"
It’s called a filter. Skin has texture IRL.
Actual food.
Finn gerfoods
Maybe not getting melted in the sun being so far north?
Never heard of camera filters?
It's called no sun
My husband and I just moved to Finland. Everything seems to have less preservatives and less sugar as a general rule.
https://preview.redd.it/tno58na4qozc1.jpeg?width=1099&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f664bc7169f66989458f702bc781d9e0a6e7e372
As an American, I usually time my shits around a shower when I’m home so I always wash my asshole with water. . I’m also a construction worker who has to shit a porta john occasionally. What do construction workers do in other countries that have bidets? Is their assholes cleaner than mine? Are they happier?
There are bidet bottles. Basically a squeeze bottle that shoots the water out.
my shower head reaches the toilet 😁
Love that accent!
At least there's someone! A lot of Finnish people, me included are a bit insecure about their accent. I don't have that strong accent anymore, but it's still there
I can see what you mean, I feel the same with my accent. But I do like accents in others. :)
Is it wrong I'm in love (with her)?
I mean, if you’re obsessed, kinda yeah But yeah, she is very adorable
It’s going to be hard to compete with her pussy telephone.
[Laughs in Indian](https://www.google.com/search?q=hand+faucet&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-in&client=safari)
Did she say pussy telephone? Lol
Yes, pillupuhelin in Finnish, translates to pussy telephone. Not in offical context though, then we would use the term "hand shower" or "bidet"
“A K Ayy poosaytelayfer”
Bro Turkish toilets have bidet from the factory like why other countries don’t have them it’s like disgusting man now I move in USA and can’t eat ass anymore 😭
IKR, this is ancient tech in the middle east.
Certainly better than nothing but the built-in ones are hands free.
Finnish women; beautiful faces with the foreheads of great warriors. Sign me up anytime
Play ja ja ding dong!
We have the same damn thing in Egypt, but we are fuckin miserable. Sill, we have clean ass though!
I think she is actually the happiest Finn I've ever seen.
She looks Swedish 🤔
After a trip to Finland, I installed one of these in my en-suite bathroom. The Finnish version is better than the Arabic shatafa (bum gun) as it takes its supply from the basin mixer so I can let it run until it’s lukewarm and then use it, the rusty sheriff’s badge has never been happier…well, except for that one time…
Ideally, we would all share the good things of each other's cultures, but as Americans we give to you sound cloud rap, and Japan gives to our kids, cartoon pornography.
Did I just time travel back to 2005 where this would have been interesting af...
toto my friends. toto.
#Finlanders ?
[ESL speakers when trying to figure it out](https://www.tumblr.com/gsirvitor/747473765925060608?source=share)
I have a but blaster hand held bidet and I can saying with just toilet paper is barbaric
If she’s a happy finlander, I don’t want to see an angry one.
We have it everywhere in the Middle East! That’s my one of my favourite things I look forward to, and the tasty food
wait until she finds out about japanese toilets
I'm from a country where the handheld bidet is standard and i really didn't prefer japanese toilets when i visited japan. The handheld has more control so you can really get yourself clean. I definitely would prefer a japanese bidet toilet over nothing but I'd prefer a hand bidet over anything else
Same. I live in Japan and intend to install both styles on my future bathroom. Handheld for me and seat bidet for guests/partner. The heated seat and water is nice in the winter, can't argue with that.
Big Toiletpaper calls the shots, where I live.
Fun fact, Somalia does the same thing as well along with many other Middle Eastern countries. We call it Ka meyde
Added two bidets to our home last year. I’ll never not have one after my experience. Rather than wiping 🧻 shit 💩 20x and still end up with skid marks, I simply dry once. Much cleaner & better for environment. As she said, if you got dog shit on your hands or face, are you just gonna use a paper towel, or you gonna rinse 🚿 with water?💦
Aka pussy teliphon
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Bidets cannot compete with showers. Unless they invent a bidet that sprays soap like a car wash. 🤔
Bro, I've been to Japan and shitting there was a wonderful experience.
I watched first ten seconds about 47 times!!! 😂😂😂
The entire world uses bidets. The toilet paper industry sold us a lie. Smearing poop and leaving it that way makes you grumpy. I’ve used bidets forever.
Used a bidet once. Got an enema. Am I doin it right?
I got a normal bidet and think the hands free approach is probably better. I’d rather not trust my own aim blind firing at my asshole.
So clean assholes
what. no demo?
I'd like to think that she's dropping a deuce while recoding this.
im using wet papers to clean
Why does she sound like Nadja from What we do in the Shadows
I was looking for this comment
India since its existence 😂
We have the same in India.
About 10 years ago I was in Cambodia and the hotel I was in had one or these... And I remember thinking They're Years Ahead of us!
I agree with her
I just unscrew the showerhead and bring the hose over, i don ise toiletpaper anymore.
I fully agree. It's used in a lot of Asian countries as well. To me it's so weird that in such an advanced society we still use such a primitive method as smearing out shit with some fancy looking leafs. Not to mention the shitload (pun intended) of problems and associated costs it would prevent with maintaining and running sewege and water treatment plants.
agree. bum gun is a life changer.
Get a bidet they said... You'll feel the difference and save on toilet paper they said... They were right. Now I hate using any toilet but my own.
Pussy telephone… just for pussies… for the rest: mastercard :rofl:
For the people that live in Europe and don't have a bidet, a powerade bottle works. Just don't forget that geometry and physics keep working as well.
I love her
Hello Fins, greetings from 🇵🇭
I won’t take your word on it. I need pictures! Just kidding, I’m married. Send them to someone else.
ayo i made a meme on this too! *
Toilets without bidet are disgusting
Fk yeah nice n shiny starfish less paper waste time saved and that darn itch ? Its gone .. 😁
Laughs in Italian.
We have the same all over the middle east and we are not happy.. I do not think happiness is linked to a clean ass..
I’ve put on so many friends and family to using a bidet. Only downside is shitting anywhere that doesn’t have a bidet feels terrible
🤘 from india
I woukd eat her ass