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MinatoNamikaze6

Nokia have been quiet ever since this bike was manufactured


Obelix13

[Nokia made those tires](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Nokia?wprov=sfti1#Nokia_corporation).


Antoiniti

it's all connected....


PenguinsArmy2

🤣 the only true response!


grungegoth

He's gonna try and blame it on the bike


RandomShake

If I was the manufacturer of those tires this would be my advert


TonAMGT4

Safety feature of modern car. That’s why the bike is in one piece and the cyclist won’t need to visit a hospital. Not joking, crumple zone lessen the impact force to the driver and whomever they might hit from their shit driving skills…


gr1mm5d0tt1

Gordon Ramsey would like a chat


TonAMGT4

Don’t even know what accident he had? Seems like it just him so likely to be an involuntarily self-departed from the bike kind of accident. If he did get hit by a car with crumble zone and it gave him that massive bruise… I doubt he will be available for chat if the car didn’t have a crumble zone.


ChemicalDirection

He hit a pothole and crashed into a parked vehicle and then the ground. Which isn't very dignified, but I know Mystic well, and you'd figure they'd spend some of their tourist dollars on fixing the damn roads.


gr1mm5d0tt1

I think you will find that it was more of a low speed incident then a crumple zone safety feature. I don’t care how good a crumple zone is, you aren’t walking after getting hit at 60 or 80kph


dochev30

I guess people around here don't know that's a good car engineering, not a disadvantage.


Aether_rite

we don't need 2 know about the crumple zone :p


siddhantbarmate

Bikes in GTA San Andreas be like


freekoout

Shrubs and bushes in most games be like (I know a good sized bush would destroy a car, but the real damage would be from the trunk of it, not the outer leaves)


juanito_f90

Pressure = Force/Area


somebodyelse22

Which is how our maths teacher showed how deadly a woman in stiletto heels could be.


juanito_f90

Oh yeah. They’d easily pop a temple or make an open chest wound.


somebodyelse22

His example was stamping down on a man's foot...


juanito_f90

Depends how crazy the woman is đź‘Ś


HermitDefenestration

Trust me, I don't need a formula to know women in stilettos are deadly


CaptainPunisher

= Mass \* Acceleration / (Length \* Width)


iiivvvaan

=265g \* 18mps / (6.2inches \* 2.5inch)


CaptainPunisher

Why are you mixing systems?


iiivvvaan

It's just my calculations based on your system...just don't think too hard Abt it


CaptainPunisher

"Don't think too hard about it"??? You're making me convert between metric and imperial units! I already had my brain broken, and now I'm too lazy to do that.


somebodyelse22

Not only that, a stiletto heel is about 1/2" x 1/2", ie 1/4 square inch. This deadly weapon doesn't use the sole at all. Think about being hit by a frying pan, compared with a kitchen knife...


miguel2419

Titanium rim vs plastic car🤷


RobertEdwinHouse38

That’s a Hyundai. Air dents it. I’m surprised it didn’t bifurcate the car.


HackMeBackInTime

missed the rebar which is the real bumper under the thin weak flexible plastic cosmetic item we see bent in the photo. not very super, just lucky.


vibetiger

Car went to the dent-ist. I’ll see myself out 🚪


somebodyelse22

Oi - you forgot your coat!


sjuas690

When bike behave like bollards!


bacillaryburden

Loads of comments in here explaining that this is obvious because of crumple zones and modern car design. But what’s interesting is that the bike didn’t fall or get propelled forward. It’s a remarkably clean impact, hard to envision how it happened. It is pretty interesting.


ElectronHick

Happened to me once. It was an SUV. Luckily my bike seat post was up high enough that it hit that instead of my back, because it was bent pretty good!


HarrargnNarg

Crumple zones


prurient

This was one of the rare products that Nokia once put out in the 90s.


Tvmouth

Properly Trued rims are no joke. If the rims are worth it, it's worth the cost.


Firefly17pdr

Pink power


TheLastLaRue

r/fuckcars


Life-LOL

Wtf..


flips712

Cyberbike


bribri4120

Downtown Tom Brown build!


SnooPeppers6719

That bicycle is made of a material that is not found on Earth


RoadPersonal9635

Bikes that look like that are always indestructible i bet it even has gearing on both sides of the rear wheel so you dont even have to worry if you put it on right. I miss bikes like that.


Crypto-Bullet

Wait till Super Bike meets Super Toilet!


jtrage

Or super car. Bounces back into shape when you pull the bike out.


4rc4ngeI

**Ever got brake check by a bike?**


Square_Milk_4406

I handle those fascias every day. They are flimsy as hell


anh-eng01

Can it really happen?


LaBlount1

Circles are strong. I’m sure that is deformed and slightly oval


Thorusss

Bike wheel are very strong in compression straight from the rip to the hub (what is needed in riding), they quickly buckle from side loads. So it seems the crumple zone of the car hit the bike exactly in the only direction the wheel is made to be strong.


Firefly269

Not at all. I think you’re overestimating the quality of modern vehicles. Ell oh ell!


Comprehensive_Shame8

There is a post that the bike is attached to and which ruined the car. You just don’t see it


MDF87

I need whatever those wheels are made out of!


stu8018

Super rims. They're very strong when perpendicular to the surface. If he was banking, the rim would've crumpled. Rigid in one plane and not in others.


BlackEntity2

Something about this image puts me off, Like it looks kind of ai generated but it's such low quality, then again the number plate has letters blending into the dude's jeans and the handle bars on the two wheeler in the top left are replaced with what look like car rear view mirrors. I'm more likely to be wrong but it still feels off Edit: now that I look at ot more closely the number plate letters blending into the jeans is actually a bike lock. The weird ass bike in the top left bugs me still. Could be just some r/redneckengineering kinda shit


BRIMCave

"I'm not like other bikes"


Fluorescentomnibus

Piece of shit Hyundai


pnw_sunny

hah, just a korean car


YouTheGamers

Driver: the bike broke the car Insurance company: the bike did… what?


mtnviewguy

Super Bike? Nah, Shitty Car!


Selfffff

or shitcar


Routine_Chest_1171

Proof that hyundai are cheap pieces of shit


[deleted]

Titanium


Captain-Jaxxx

Super bike? Or shitty car?


Fred_Wilkins

Plastic car lol, every bit of it bent. Most cars have at least a block of Styrofoam behind the bumpers


TerrariaGaming004

Plastic doesn’t bend. That’s literally the definition of plastic. Edit: I forgot the definition of plastic


Brutal_Peacemaker

plas·tic a synthetic material made from a wide range of organic polymers such as polyethylene, PVC, nylon, etc., that can be molded into shape while soft and then set into a rigid or slightly elastic form. "bottles can be made from a variety of plastics" adjective 1.made of plastic. "plastic bottles" 2. (of a substance or material) **easily shaped or molded.** "rendering the material more plastic"


TerrariaGaming004

Or https://courses.lumenlearning.com/suny-osuniversityphysics/chapter/12-4-elasticity-and-plasticity/


Brutal_Peacemaker

So plastic DOES bend, it just doesnt necessarily bend back: From your source: [...] a material exhibits **plastic behavior**. This means the material deforms irreversibly and does not return to its original shape and size. But you know what, I will stop being the ackshually guy because I get no fun from it. I wish you a good day my friend


TerrariaGaming004

I forgor


Fred_Wilkins

Sure hope that was sarcasm. " Plastics are a wide range of synthetic or semi-synthetic materials that use polymers as a main ingredient. Their plasticity makes it possible for plastics to be molded, extruded or pressed into solid objects of various shapes. This adaptability, plus a wide range of other properties, such as being lightweight, durable, flexible, and inexpensive to produce, has led to their widespread use." There is quite a few different types of plastics, some which are hard and brittle, some that are soft and malable, as it is a group of materials not one thing. Similar to how glasses are actually a huge group of material, not just what we use for windows and bottles. You might be getting the definition of plasticity confused with the material plastic. " In physics and materials science, plasticity (also known as plastic deformation) is the ability of a solid material to undergo permanent deformation, a non-reversible change of shape in response to applied forces." That seems more in line to what you were trying to say?


BadAssBorbarad

That heavily depends on the plastic.


Iron-Phoenix2307

Either the car was made in China or the bike was made in Germany.


croholdr

Looks like double wall hand built rim. Tough as iron always true. Reminds me of velocity deep v. Good times.


magirevols

prob a carbon fiber frame, dual alloy rims with a slim fit tuck


Adventurous-Start874

China sure doesnt make em like they use to


crumble-bee

Maybe that's not a super bike and rather a weak as piss car


Educational_Gas_92

Or just shitty car.


M34t_P0ps1cl3

"Shit car"


dovas-husband

Lol hyundai and kia are so cheaply made. I would know I delivered the parts for crashed vehicles. All plastic supports and thin metal. Don't believe me look at the damage on the bike versus the hyundai. I've also delivered gm parts big difference in quality.


CheesecakeVisual4919

Apparently, this is what happens when your car is assembled from crepe paper and balsa wood.


Count_Rugens_Finger

no this is what happens when the front is made out of plastic. Modern cars have bumper covers to make them look good and for aerodynamics. They can't be structural because the bumpers still have to work (absorb impacts) This is for your safety. This is also (one reason) why the cybertruck sucks


NotGalenNorAnsel

Crumple zones. Think of it like, remember the egg drop back in school? You put an egg in a milk carton or something, and drop it off the roof and your job as the student is to pad/construct something to keep your egg from cracking. You're the egg. Just chuck the egg in a metal box and the box might survive the fall fine, leaving scrambled eggs inside.


Fred_Wilkins

Depends, if the metal box is strong enough to bend whatever it hits, the energy is disputed that way lol


NotGalenNorAnsel

The egg still smashes from its own kinetic forces within the box.


Fred_Wilkins

That's not how force transfer works. That is the whole idea of crumple zones actually. It doesn't matter if the crumple zone is on the car, or on what the car hits. Force is absorbed. That's why tire walls at racetracks exist, they absorb the force of the car and deform, instead if the car having to deal with it all. Have you ever seen a big caddy or dodge from the 70's hit a new car? It plows through like a knife through warm butter with hardly a scratch, because the newer car absorbs the force by deforming itself. It's not like we can completely ignore seatbelts, airbags, and other safety devices as well. Also the inside of the truck isn't made of steel, so that's kind of dumb. Physics is physics, things don't change just because people don't like a product lol.


TonAMGT4

Have you ever see the crash test dummies inside of old 70’s vehicle hitting a new car? At best, will required extensive facial reconstruction. Worst… no more head. Btw, newer car do have hard steel box protecting the occupants… they just move the hard steel box to be behind the crumple zone. Also note, current regulations do not allow new cars to have hard bumper anymore for pedestrian safety. Cushion the impact when you hit someone.


Fred_Wilkins

I'm not going to argue physics with you. I'm not going to argue that older cars were safer, because that's just dumb. I will argue that when a hard solid thing that hits a less hard solid thing, the less solid thing will will absorb some of the force by deforming. Go take a bat and hit a block of Styrofoam, then tell me which one took more damage in the encounter.


TonAMGT4

It’s not “a bat VS a block of Styrofoam” It’s a “a bat VS a bat covered in Styrofoam” Btw… you know which one will hurt your hands more right?


Fred_Wilkins

Man you are dense. So you are saying that newer card have the same structure underneath the 'Styrofoam" that older cars did? Look I've worked in auto repair and bodywork. New cars take enough damage to be totaled at a much higher rater than older ones. Most new. Are are unibody designs where the strength comes from pressed metal wielded to together, while older cars gained it from having solid steel frames. That's also why you can strip an old car down to it"s frame and still be drivable, while a new car doesn't even really have a frame in the same sense. You have no clue what you are talking about, and stubborn with it. Go talk to anyone that deals with cars on a daily basis, then respond. Good day.


LostDogBoulderUtah

Yup! I was in a parked car hit from behind by a SUV going about 45 mph. The trunk of my car and front of hers *crumpled.* And... We both walked away from it. Her hands were bright red and aching from where the panel covering the airbags in her car hit her during deployment, and I was sore from my neck to my knees, but... Immediately after the accident I was able to move my car out of the road, help her move hers, and get us both warm and dry (treat for shock) while we waited for the traffic cops. I was capable of performing first aid for both her and myself. 50 years ago, when cars were made of solid metal? That accident easily could have killed us both.


7-13-5

So you're saying some maniac may use it to mow-over people someday?


Fred_Wilkins

Maybe the supercharger station will be down that day lol


CheesecakeVisual4919

Yeah I know. I was making a joke.