Read the description of how his ex wife said he raped her. She says he did it specifically to cause her pain. And ripped out some of her hair to inflict more pain. Then rubbed it in her face the next day.
Not all of us. A very loud, large minority of America's voters has gone nuts. They control a lot of land, and they're shameless, so their presence seems bigger than it really is.
About the same percentage was "pro Nazi" before WW2. Pro segregation in the 60s. Anti-union in the 1920s.
About 30% of the population sucks. Always have.
Because that is what Repugs want for themselves. That's what they see in tRump. "He's doing what we all want to do, so if he is the King, we will get to do it as well"
They've always been like this, but in secret. Now it is out on the open. The real question everyone should be asking is how can this go any further?
They can't stuff this back into secrecy, it's out, exposed for all to see.
It's beyond horrid.
Then Ivana fell down the stairs to her death and her corpse ( or ashes) were dumped in casket in a hole dug on Trump’s Bedminster Golf Course with her own children’s consent.
The Trump’s ….
They are all pieces of shit!
The stairs she was terrified of. And why she used the elevator every time.
And it was closed casket, for ashes.
And was heavy enough that half a dozen big dudes were having trouble carrying it.
And no one is allowed to go near it, and the grass has overgrown the plot.
Edit: I also forgot this was shortly before she was to testify in court against him, as well.
He did it because she recommended the doctor that gave him the scalp reduction surgery we all see today. Apparently, it was a very painful procedure and also, not a very good job.
So he did what any man would do back in the days when America was great. He came home and beat the living fuck out of her, and raped her to boot. Thank goodness that back in the golden age, and in the upcoming age, if he gets elected by his religious base, beating your wife, or raping her, is ok, because women are property.
I’ll never not believe that he didn’t have her pushed down the stairs and killed get as well. He has no soul. He also had billions of dollars of Americas secrets he needed to get to the Saudis the weekend of her golf course burial. But that’s my issue. I’m working through it.
The allegation is from Ivanna's divorce deposition. According to her, he did that because she had referred Trump to the plastic surgeon who performed his scalp reduction surgery, but the procedure was more painful than he expected so he yanked her hair then proceeded to assault her. The deposition was online for years then, not sure if it's still around because he was trying to get it sealed.
While there would be massive psychological damage from seeing it, I would try to get the court to chant "Whip it out!" just to have the truth be revealed and documented.
Just the other day a big guy, huge guy, walked up to me and said - tears running down his face - sir, Mr president, you are the best at taking a steaming jet of urine in the face. You let took that prostitutes ammonia fountain better than anyone I've seen. Thankyou for your service sir.
I don't see why this is treated as a nothingburger or left out. He claims she is lying and they never had sex. I don't think its unprecedented in cases like this for descriptions of genitalia to be used in court to validate a person's story.
And they made Mike Tyson show his meat in court. But Donny Kid Gloves is to pale, so not fair to evaluate his parts like he's something for sale at the slave auction.
There was a case a few years ago where a male CO at a women’s prison was convicted of sexually assaulting inmates after multiple victims described his uniquely shaped and smelly penis.
https://nypost.com/2018/05/01/feds-id-jail-guard-accused-of-sexual-assault-by-his-huge-hook-shaped-penis/
https://www.justice.gov/usao-edny/pr/former-federal-bureau-prisons-lieutenant-sentenced-25-years-prison-sexual-abuse-and
Wouldn't it be like describe a unique birthmark, scar or tattoo that most people would never see? I mean I'd much rather see any of those than Trumps pecker but it's helps with proving it happened.
Considering trump is saying he never had an affair with her I think they should allow a description of his genitalia and when he says it’s a lie ok drop your pants and we will see who is lying! As the courtroom busts out in hysterical laughter (Judge: order in the court! There’s nothing to see here! As the courtroom laughs harder and louder
There was a case involving Evel Knievel allegedly getting into a fight with a cocaine dealer in Spokane. The police officer described Evel as being shirtless but said he had no visible scars. Evel asked to be allowed to remove his shirt in court to prove the officer was lying but the judge refused.
can even cite deSantis' wish to inspect kids genitalia to verify gender, just to make sure he realizes its above board for the party he is Lord and savior of
Sorry: I’ll put a warning next time but you have to admit it’s better than watching the news and it flashing up on the TV while eating or margarine Taylor geeene show the picture on tv from the floor of congress
If Donald Trump had a genuinely large penis, the world would never hear the end of it. He would insert that personal detail into absolutely every conversation and statement that he possibly could.
John Barron probably would have leaked his nudes like 40 years ago.
You can find an interview with Stormy Daniel's on the Jimmy Kimmel show on youtube from when after her book came out. He's got a little mushroom shaped nubbin of a dick. It's probably why he's always pissed off.
"It felt like he had put a McDonald's french fry in me. No, not one of the regular ones, but one of those little tiny ones that get caught in the fryer. You know, the ones that usually get thrown away."
Probably not a real quote.
From article:
Multiple news outlets posted a stunning update regarding the upcoming bombshell Stormy Daniels testimony involving former President Donald Trump’s “genitalia.”
Tuesday morning saw a bombshell go off ahead of the Stormy Daniels hush money-election interference trial, as news broke that Daniels herself would be taking the witness stand.
When court began, Judge Juan Merchan laid out which lines of questioning would be permitted regarding Daniels and former President Donald Trump — and which would not.
Along the way, prosecuting attorney Susan Hoffinger made a jaw-dropping assurance to the court. From The New York Times:
Maggie Haberman
May 7, 2024, 9:31 a.m. ET
Susan Necheles, one of Trump’s lawyer, begins by objecting to Stormy Daniels testifying, including “any details” of any “sexual act.”
Jonah Bromwich
May 7, 2024, 9:33 a.m. ET
Even though Stormy Daniels’s name hasn’t yet been called, we are already right into it. The implication of this argument is that Daniels will testify about having had sex with Trump. Susan Hoffinger, a prosecutor, is arguing that these details are key to the case — and that this issue has already been settled. She says that details that are too salacious will not be admitted, but that the story is “significant” and important to prosecutors in terms of Daniels’s credibility.
Maggie Haberman
May 7, 2024, 9:34 a.m. ET
Trump keeps trying to talk to Susan Necheles, his lawyer, as prosecutors argue why they should be able to question Daniels on “some details” and Necheles objects. Instead, he talks to another lawyer, Todd Blanche.
Susan Hoffinger, a prosecutor, clarifies that Stormy Daniels will not describe “genitalia.” This was — amazingly, given the defendant is a former president — an open question.
Hoffinger told the judge, “In terms of the sexual act, it will be very basic. It’s not going to involve any description of genitalia.”
The exchange so nonplussed CNN’s Jake Tapper that he refused to read it on the air.
"Susan Hoffinger, a prosecutor, clarifies that Stormy Daniels will not describe “genitalia.” This was — amazingly, given the defendant is a former president — an open question."
someone's memory doesn't include the entire 1998 Clinton Lewinsky debacle.
You didn’t quote the whole article - the best part is the tagline at the end, which made me laugh given the lead-up:
> Have a tip we should know? [email protected]
\*pfffft\* kids \*these days\* don't know a hard life. When I wasn't even born I'd strangle myself for fun while my parents tried to abort me. \*You won't know a hard life\* until you've been murdered by the 7 closest people to you 5x each.
\*babies\*
Thanks to Jimmy Kimmel we already know it’s the smallest toadstool in the mushroom kingdom.
Like all other MAGA morons he’s compensating for the fact that his manhood skews the average significantly lower. That means a tiny cock for those of you with a tiny brain.
Didn't really need to be said as most Trump supporters think reading will turn you gay and the ones that do read rarely leave their safe spaces as they are delicate little snowflakes and the rest of us regular people knew what you meant.
Ok seeing as Reddit is piling up on Trump, I'll help him out with a bit of legal advice: Lean into the "Look at me, I'm overweight, orange, have the world's worse combover, and i shit my diapers, do you think someone like her would have sex with me? C'mon. Get real!"
Small dick energy... It all makes sense now. He's sensative about everything. Boasts about everything. Over compensates. Lies. Exhagerates constantly. Never has enough. Worried about people's perception and judgements. Picking fights with everything from Gretta Thrunberg to Gold Star Families. Constantly claiming to be a victim and paying for sex is a guy who knows he has nothing to give. And never will... THAT IS SMALL DICK ENERGY!
The people who claim that picking fights is power, are all small dick people.
Republicans, the small dick party.
The jaw dropping update is that she’s not allowed to talk about his dink. That’s it, she can describe sex but not the penis.
Talk about a clickbait headline…
It's OK, she already described it elsewhere. Not under oath, but for the curious... [https://youtu.be/5Ji8i7Wy4mo?si=y9m9EeXK9GBXp18S&t=532](https://youtu.be/5Ji8i7Wy4mo?si=y9m9EeXK9GBXp18S&t=532)
It doesn’t matter if he had sex with her or not. The case is about whether he paid her money to silence her to affect the election and falsify the accounting.
Stormy already went on Kimmel ages ago. He had her pick out what kind of penis he had from a board of different sized mushrooms. In the end he had a small fat nub of a mushroom
“When he was inside me, I felt nothing.” - S. Daniels
“That’s a lie, I have the biggest dingdong ever, it’s so big, so huge. My daughter will tell you”
Ouch.
……said no partner of trump’s. Edit: regarding his mushroom.
Read the description of how his ex wife said he raped her. She says he did it specifically to cause her pain. And ripped out some of her hair to inflict more pain. Then rubbed it in her face the next day.
How can any sane person believe this sorry excuse for a human being is presidential material? The USA has gone nuts.
Not all of us. A very loud, large minority of America's voters has gone nuts. They control a lot of land, and they're shameless, so their presence seems bigger than it really is.
The loud voices are also being Amplified by Russian agents/bot farms.
And Faux News
Faux News, russian agents/bots….same same no?
And why did they go nuts? Because we elected a black man president.
About the same percentage was "pro Nazi" before WW2. Pro segregation in the 60s. Anti-union in the 1920s. About 30% of the population sucks. Always have.
That's the thing. Every country got a certain percentage that just ain't right.
Correction: A Black man? Yes! But don’t forget the all-important tan suit!
I'd be willing to wager that if his opponent had been a male, he'd have lost.
Who wore a tan suit.
Twice!
Because that is what Repugs want for themselves. That's what they see in tRump. "He's doing what we all want to do, so if he is the King, we will get to do it as well" They've always been like this, but in secret. Now it is out on the open. The real question everyone should be asking is how can this go any further? They can't stuff this back into secrecy, it's out, exposed for all to see. It's beyond horrid.
Then Ivana fell down the stairs to her death and her corpse ( or ashes) were dumped in casket in a hole dug on Trump’s Bedminster Golf Course with her own children’s consent. The Trump’s …. They are all pieces of shit!
The stairs she was terrified of. And why she used the elevator every time. And it was closed casket, for ashes. And was heavy enough that half a dozen big dudes were having trouble carrying it. And no one is allowed to go near it, and the grass has overgrown the plot. Edit: I also forgot this was shortly before she was to testify in court against him, as well.
She was murdered.
What the fucking fuck. Goddamn monster.
He did it because she recommended the doctor that gave him the scalp reduction surgery we all see today. Apparently, it was a very painful procedure and also, not a very good job. So he did what any man would do back in the days when America was great. He came home and beat the living fuck out of her, and raped her to boot. Thank goodness that back in the golden age, and in the upcoming age, if he gets elected by his religious base, beating your wife, or raping her, is ok, because women are property. I’ll never not believe that he didn’t have her pushed down the stairs and killed get as well. He has no soul. He also had billions of dollars of Americas secrets he needed to get to the Saudis the weekend of her golf course burial. But that’s my issue. I’m working through it.
Great US presidential material. Ticks all the boxes. Everything you could want in a president. ^/S
Great US Christian. Ticks all the boxes. Everything you expect from a US Christian. no/s
All because he didn’t like the doctor who did his hair transplant
The allegation is from Ivanna's divorce deposition. According to her, he did that because she had referred Trump to the plastic surgeon who performed his scalp reduction surgery, but the procedure was more painful than he expected so he yanked her hair then proceeded to assault her. The deposition was online for years then, not sure if it's still around because he was trying to get it sealed.
wtf 😳
"you remind me of my daughter" now take your clothes off.
While there would be massive psychological damage from seeing it, I would try to get the court to chant "Whip it out!" just to have the truth be revealed and documented.
Deminimus non curat lex. The law doesn’t deal with small things.
But Blink 182 does.
Maybe he will… take off his pants and jacket?
🤣🤮
"Sir, she's an adult now. I doubt she'd still think it looks big."
🤮
/PUKE
Big, strong men look at it with tears in their eyes....
They say, Sir is it a Chanterelle, or a Morrel?
Basically a veeeery r/angryupvote
“Looks bigger in my daughters hand” said the rapist
I hit my head laughing at this
Just the other day a big guy, huge guy, walked up to me and said - tears running down his face - sir, Mr president, you are the best at taking a steaming jet of urine in the face. You let took that prostitutes ammonia fountain better than anyone I've seen. Thankyou for your service sir.
Anything would look big in those tiny hands.
E Jean couldn't even tell. I see a pattern
Could have been a finger, could have been AAA battery, maybe a Chapstick, but no, it was definitely a trumps excuse for a penis
He and most MAGA has, what they call "doorbell penis"
I’m afraid to web search the definition and ashamed to ask
It's definitely not a battery. She would have at least felt a charge.
Meh, [Jane Doe](https://www.scribd.com/document/326057168/Jane-Doe-Declaration-as-Filed) could tell when she was 13 and Trump took her virginity.
Teeny weenie tyrant.
With his teeny weenie hydrant
And his “pity poor me” rant
Even his tiny hands aren’t big enough to make it look presentable.
Trump just smashing a flacid mushroom against her thigh for 12 seconds...
12 seconds, does that include foreplay *and* a cigarette afterwards? 😳
"Lies, I'm so yuge, bigly, that I could have been a porn star, instead of sucessful businessman!"
Readers wanted to clarify: He was neither.
And you thought his hands were small…. Well bless his heart
I don't see why this is treated as a nothingburger or left out. He claims she is lying and they never had sex. I don't think its unprecedented in cases like this for descriptions of genitalia to be used in court to validate a person's story.
It's not unprecedented at all. They tried it with Bill Clinton, and succeeded with Michael Jackson.
And they made Mike Tyson show his meat in court. But Donny Kid Gloves is to pale, so not fair to evaluate his parts like he's something for sale at the slave auction.
He would have to wear his special Pull-ups diaper for that.
We are all still scarred by the description of Weinstein's rotten guppie
That’s shit was epically fucked up
GAH! I hadn't read that in detail, now I have & I'm horrified!🤮
"He says we didn't have sexual relations?" "Maybe he's right? To be honest I didn't feel anything and it didn't last long." -Stormy, probably.
The Mike Tyson Rape trial included evidence of his genitals. SNL had a field day with it…
He would have to have a diaper change first.
Just looking at Trump, nobody would doubt he has a small weird shaped dong
There was a case a few years ago where a male CO at a women’s prison was convicted of sexually assaulting inmates after multiple victims described his uniquely shaped and smelly penis. https://nypost.com/2018/05/01/feds-id-jail-guard-accused-of-sexual-assault-by-his-huge-hook-shaped-penis/ https://www.justice.gov/usao-edny/pr/former-federal-bureau-prisons-lieutenant-sentenced-25-years-prison-sexual-abuse-and
Wouldn't it be like describe a unique birthmark, scar or tattoo that most people would never see? I mean I'd much rather see any of those than Trumps pecker but it's helps with proving it happened.
well as long as they don't have to see a picture of it 🤢
Considering trump is saying he never had an affair with her I think they should allow a description of his genitalia and when he says it’s a lie ok drop your pants and we will see who is lying! As the courtroom busts out in hysterical laughter (Judge: order in the court! There’s nothing to see here! As the courtroom laughs harder and louder
They made Michael Jackson get dick pics.
They had Hunters and he wasn’t on trial
Evidently that loud chick has them on file and is ready to show them all the time. I’m intentionally not naming her. She’s not worth it.
MTG enters the chat
Other judges have done it
Reminded me of [this](https://nypost.com/2017/05/23/murder-suspect-who-used-big-penis-defense-found-not-guilty/)
huh.... both tragic and hilarious!
So, basically, "If the glove don't fit, you must aquit."
"If his cock is too small, vote 'NOT GUILTY' y'all"
If the mushroom is too withered, he must be acquitted.
If the dong is too long the prosecution is wrong!
If covfefe doesn't make sense, then innocence to dispense.
Of this spectacle we're tired Tell the mfer he's fired
If the mushroom is wilty, he’s gotta be guilty.
If he has the dick of a little, automatic acquittal.
If the dick don't fit, you must acquit
There was a case involving Evel Knievel allegedly getting into a fight with a cocaine dealer in Spokane. The police officer described Evel as being shirtless but said he had no visible scars. Evel asked to be allowed to remove his shirt in court to prove the officer was lying but the judge refused.
can even cite deSantis' wish to inspect kids genitalia to verify gender, just to make sure he realizes its above board for the party he is Lord and savior of
JUSTICE FOR HUNTER BIDEN’S MONSTER SCHLONG!!
Knickers Shitter would kill the crowd with an offensive odor not fit for man or beast.
Made me spit out my dinner! Lol
If Stormy had that quitter attitude we wouldn't be where we are today.
Sorry: I’ll put a warning next time but you have to admit it’s better than watching the news and it flashing up on the TV while eating or margarine Taylor geeene show the picture on tv from the floor of congress
My brain read "or eating out margarine Taylor greene on TV in congress" and I gagged a little. I don't like that I thought of that.
Petition to call her Margarin Taylor Green from now on.
Totally fine, your punchline made me laugh while I was having dinner, it’s all!
You meant “I can’t believe it’s not butter Taylor Greene.”
If they make him do this and he wins the election, there's no doubt he ends life on earth via nukes
Gotta get Mrs. Balbricker on the case
A police line up so she can identify his tallywacker?
Basically shrunken and blowing powder(coke) because he is a former rich cunt.
If it’s not a mushroom-dick, you must acquit!
The way they were showing pics of Hunter Biden’s wiener around Congress, this really is just the next logical step at this point.
I was on a jury once where this was literally the only thing that could prove the truth of the he said/she said case
Stormy should tell the defense the size and shape of Donny’s penis and dare them to disapprove it.
From a personal contact who will remain unidentified and with personal experience, his hands and elsewhere match.
His own father said as much. Such class.
Wait what, Trumplethinskin’s own dad said he had a small pp? That’s hilarious!
Actually it's pathetic that a father would mock his own son, but those Trumps are a weird bunch
You should watch the Kimmel episode with stormy. he had her pick from various mushroom shapes and sizes.
I doubt they approve of it to start with.
You know if he was hung he would not object.
If Donald Trump had a genuinely large penis, the world would never hear the end of it. He would insert that personal detail into absolutely every conversation and statement that he possibly could. John Barron probably would have leaked his nudes like 40 years ago.
If he was packing what Hunter is, he would make sure it was part of the official record.
If he was packing he wouldn’t have run for president to compensate.
That was my first thought, too... he definitely gives off small dick energy. A quarter tall and a penny thick, a pink q-tip, Trumps tiny erect dick.
If he a had a big dick he would have been happy . The fact is his tic tac dick made him very Insecure .
Wouldn’t even be unprecedented too. Lyndon b. Johnson called his jumbo.
There's a recording of a phone call with his tailor about the room he needs in the crotch to accommodate his massive dong. He wasn't shy.
oh beat me to it
Johnson’s jumbo johnson was named jumbo? Huh. I did not know that.
"People saw it and with tears in their eyes said it was the largest and most magnificent penis they every had seen. It can not be forgotten" donnie
If Trump was hung, we wouldn’t have had President Trump. He’s full of vindictive baby dictator energy and that’s how he energized his base.
New MAGA shirt incoming "Real men wear diapers and have little dicks"
My headcannon is that someone made the diaper shirts as a joke and then trumpers just wouldn’t stop buying them so now irony is dead and buried.
I’ve got to get ahead of the next one of these and start making my fortune.
Right? Can't wait to see how the bootlickers twist themselves into THIS pretzel...
You can find an interview with Stormy Daniel's on the Jimmy Kimmel show on youtube from when after her book came out. He's got a little mushroom shaped nubbin of a dick. It's probably why he's always pissed off.
Half cocked, if you will.
And thats where we get the term! *sips pipe*
Toadstool, she called it a toadstool.
Eww
He's hoping for a hung jury
100%.
"It felt like he had put a McDonald's french fry in me. No, not one of the regular ones, but one of those little tiny ones that get caught in the fryer. You know, the ones that usually get thrown away." Probably not a real quote.
I think he's packing more of a DcNugget than a fry?
Rough day ahead for the sketch artist.
Why? Not like it would take long to illustrate. Hell, it’d probably look like Peter from Family Guy when naked.
After what they did to Fani Willis, the gloves should be off. Describe that elbow macaroni size dick in open court and in detail. Lol
If we can see Hunters we can see Trumps.
Can we tho? 🔬
From article: Multiple news outlets posted a stunning update regarding the upcoming bombshell Stormy Daniels testimony involving former President Donald Trump’s “genitalia.” Tuesday morning saw a bombshell go off ahead of the Stormy Daniels hush money-election interference trial, as news broke that Daniels herself would be taking the witness stand. When court began, Judge Juan Merchan laid out which lines of questioning would be permitted regarding Daniels and former President Donald Trump — and which would not. Along the way, prosecuting attorney Susan Hoffinger made a jaw-dropping assurance to the court. From The New York Times: Maggie Haberman May 7, 2024, 9:31 a.m. ET Susan Necheles, one of Trump’s lawyer, begins by objecting to Stormy Daniels testifying, including “any details” of any “sexual act.” Jonah Bromwich May 7, 2024, 9:33 a.m. ET Even though Stormy Daniels’s name hasn’t yet been called, we are already right into it. The implication of this argument is that Daniels will testify about having had sex with Trump. Susan Hoffinger, a prosecutor, is arguing that these details are key to the case — and that this issue has already been settled. She says that details that are too salacious will not be admitted, but that the story is “significant” and important to prosecutors in terms of Daniels’s credibility. Maggie Haberman May 7, 2024, 9:34 a.m. ET Trump keeps trying to talk to Susan Necheles, his lawyer, as prosecutors argue why they should be able to question Daniels on “some details” and Necheles objects. Instead, he talks to another lawyer, Todd Blanche. Susan Hoffinger, a prosecutor, clarifies that Stormy Daniels will not describe “genitalia.” This was — amazingly, given the defendant is a former president — an open question. Hoffinger told the judge, “In terms of the sexual act, it will be very basic. It’s not going to involve any description of genitalia.” The exchange so nonplussed CNN’s Jake Tapper that he refused to read it on the air.
"Susan Hoffinger, a prosecutor, clarifies that Stormy Daniels will not describe “genitalia.” This was — amazingly, given the defendant is a former president — an open question." someone's memory doesn't include the entire 1998 Clinton Lewinsky debacle.
Were they even born then? /s
You didn’t quote the whole article - the best part is the tagline at the end, which made me laugh given the lead-up: > Have a tip we should know? [email protected]
Just the tip.
The tip is it - nuthin’ else.
Is that what they call “burying the lede?”
This is why The Greatest Generation invaded Normandy and fought through the living hell of Okinawa.
If the greatest generation had raised their kids better we wouldn't be in this mess
You mean excessive drinking, neglect and a general absence wasn’t good enough?
\*pfffft\* kids \*these days\* don't know a hard life. When I wasn't even born I'd strangle myself for fun while my parents tried to abort me. \*You won't know a hard life\* until you've been murdered by the 7 closest people to you 5x each. \*babies\*
How did you get the beans above the frank?
We got a bleeder!
Huh, it seems like the pissy old white man doesn't like when other people are messing around with the affairs that go on in his pants. Imagine that.
The only jaw-dropping update that's possible is Trump actually being found guilty and getting a jail sentence, effective immediately up on sentencing.
Yet, MTG can wave pictures of Hunter Biden around in congressional hearings.
Order in the court! Small mushroom in the court!
Hey! We prefer to be called Button Mushrooms thank you very much! 🍄
I thought the problem was the odor in the court.
He's about to get locked up for Truthing something stupid in response.
🤞🏼
I wonder if the "real men wear diapers" crowd will now start sporting "real men have small genitals" t-shirts?
MAGA all being small dicks is not news.
The best 30 seconds of almost penetration I've ever experienced in my life, personally and professionally - Stormy
Thanks to Jimmy Kimmel we already know it’s the smallest toadstool in the mushroom kingdom. Like all other MAGA morons he’s compensating for the fact that his manhood skews the average significantly lower. That means a tiny cock for those of you with a tiny brain.
Didn't really need to be said as most Trump supporters think reading will turn you gay and the ones that do read rarely leave their safe spaces as they are delicate little snowflakes and the rest of us regular people knew what you meant.
I'm out. Gonna set my phone on fire and try not to think about this any more.
In Bill Clinton's prosecution, Paula Jones described his genitalia in detail. What's good for democrats is just as good for republicans.
Looking forward to diaper wearing Trumptards to start offering their wives pu$$ies to Jesus Christ’s (anti-christ) second in command. #Cucks_for_Trump
Ok seeing as Reddit is piling up on Trump, I'll help him out with a bit of legal advice: Lean into the "Look at me, I'm overweight, orange, have the world's worse combover, and i shit my diapers, do you think someone like her would have sex with me? C'mon. Get real!"
That’s what the money’s for…
She wanted to be on his TV show, so yes.
He offered to pay her after sex too.
We all know Trump is a sexual deviant, the dude is pure hell.
Small dick energy... It all makes sense now. He's sensative about everything. Boasts about everything. Over compensates. Lies. Exhagerates constantly. Never has enough. Worried about people's perception and judgements. Picking fights with everything from Gretta Thrunberg to Gold Star Families. Constantly claiming to be a victim and paying for sex is a guy who knows he has nothing to give. And never will... THAT IS SMALL DICK ENERGY! The people who claim that picking fights is power, are all small dick people. Republicans, the small dick party.
The jaw dropping update is that she’s not allowed to talk about his dink. That’s it, she can describe sex but not the penis. Talk about a clickbait headline…
It's OK, she already described it elsewhere. Not under oath, but for the curious... [https://youtu.be/5Ji8i7Wy4mo?si=y9m9EeXK9GBXp18S&t=532](https://youtu.be/5Ji8i7Wy4mo?si=y9m9EeXK9GBXp18S&t=532)
Is Marjorie Trailer Park Queen gonna show the dik pics of Orange Shitler to a joint session of Congress?
It doesn’t matter if he had sex with her or not. The case is about whether he paid her money to silence her to affect the election and falsify the accounting.
“It’s like a dick, only smaller…” - S. Daniels
We all know it’s an acorn glued to the bottom of his gut.
“My penis is EWUGE, tremendous…maybe the best ever”.
Article includes misuse of the word “nonplussed.”
Like a toad stool
To paraphrase: "We don't want questions that involve descriptions of Trumps junk." Unless I missed something, this feels like a non-article.
Thank god, the world has suffered enough from the description of Trump's physique.
Why is a word for sex organs that is any legitimate dictionary in quotes?
We’ll need Melania’s testimony to see if it corroborates with Stormy’s.
Stormy already went on Kimmel ages ago. He had her pick out what kind of penis he had from a board of different sized mushrooms. In the end he had a small fat nub of a mushroom
There will be people wearing tee shirts saying "real men have tiny penises" can't wait to see that on the news lol
As a rule, can we not use "jaw dropping" and "Trump's 'genitalia" together?
Spoiler Alert: “It’s tiny”.
Real men have tiny dicks tshirts are already being printed up
So i expect the MAGATs will be wearing “real men have small deformed dicks” t shirts next week.
He’s a national embarrassment. The epitome of a loser who apparently smells