Edar reddit pe time waste Mt kar abhi. Abhi woh kitchen shaaf krle or bahar se dudh Lea or uski garam kr le fir se. Kya pta mummy late aaye toh Bach bhi jaaye
bhai jahan kaam na aye bhagwan wahan kaam aayi chai.. mummy ko ate hi AC room m betha diya aur bache hue doodh ki chai pila di ...aur sahi salamat cooler k samne betha hu
Le bhai proof. And stop karma farming !
[https://www.reddit.com/r/nagpur/comments/1begez6/im\_dead\_lol/](https://www.reddit.com/r/nagpur/comments/1begez6/im_dead_lol/)
Wipe out the milk.
Clean the surrounding.
Add some water in it, don't overdo it because our Mothers can identify the quality of milk, she's still gonna found out so you have to blame the company of milk tell her that day by day quality of milk is decreasing.
Then she will ask why milk is less than usual, if she asks you this them you have to tell her that you wanted to drink tea so you drank it.
Be confident in lying.
mummy k ane se pehle AC 16 per kar diya tha mummy k aate hi mummy ko room m bithaya aur bache doodh ki chai pila di bus meri atma bhi wapas agai shareer m...
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don't forget to share your address, so that we all can come to eat on 13th day π
salon papi logon meri atma nhi chodegi tum logon ko
Oreo shake rakhwa Dena bhai
Voh apni tervi pe kaise khana rakhwayega bhai??
Abhi se ghar par bol dega kya rakhwana hai kya nahi
And I would like some cold drinks instead of plane water
Bhai isi doodh ka pilaayega shake fir woh.
For some reason i read it as oreo jaise shakal banaa and got so confused lmao i need to sleep
Soja behen
khane ke baad dekha jayega
This person has their priorities set.
Aaj kal garmi bahut hai bolo ki teejey, dasvi aur tehrvi ki dawat me desserts thanda hi rakhwana
Budhe logo k marne par hota h khana. Jawan ka bas mahtam banta h.
Op bhai u will be remembered for few days(not reallyπ) and then hum sab bhul jaayenge βοΈ
itne harami log hain Jaipur k socha nhi tha π’
Edar reddit pe time waste Mt kar abhi. Abhi woh kitchen shaaf krle or bahar se dudh Lea or uski garam kr le fir se. Kya pta mummy late aaye toh Bach bhi jaaye
Paise nhi hoge iske pass or samay toh waise bhi nhi hai
Bhai milte hai agle Janam meinβοΈπ
mera saccha bhai hai jaldi aana jaipur m hi ana
bach gaya mein π mummy ko ate hi AC room m bitha diya aur bache doodh ki chai bana k de di so gai hai
Chai me kya milaya tha jo so gai direct?? Aur ye toofan ke ane se pehle ki shanti hai...
Bacha nahin bhai, bas aafda ko kuch der ke liye sthagit kardiya. Kal kutai hogi. ππ€§
Duao mein yaad rkhnaβοΈ
salon paap lagega marte hue ko chidane walon
πππ Bhai Tera kaam hi esa hua hai! Khud bhagwan bhi nhi bacha skhte ab
bhai jahan kaam na aye bhagwan wahan kaam aayi chai.. mummy ko ate hi AC room m betha diya aur bache hue doodh ki chai pila di ...aur sahi salamat cooler k samne betha hu
I've seen this before. Kitni karma farming karega.
Us se koi farak padega ? Bhai karma ke peeche hi bhagna ho toh insta or reddit pe kya hi farak h
Wohi to, kya matlab hai same post ko baar baar dalne ka. I remember this post because I saved this pic to scare my family too π
Thik hi Hina bro mereko kuch bhi chalega is sub pe hawa Mahal ke alawa
u mean to say nobody else can buy milk boil milk? what if i say, I have seen you copy pasting the same lines on other's post?
Instead of Karma farming, you can at least try to be funny.
So some one copied your post and posted it before you did.
so nobody has a gas stove, gas counter, steel pot to boil milk? Give me the proof!!!
Le bhai proof. And stop karma farming ! [https://www.reddit.com/r/nagpur/comments/1begez6/im\_dead\_lol/](https://www.reddit.com/r/nagpur/comments/1begez6/im_dead_lol/)
 Iske aage wali gif nahi mili, but samajh jao
op ye photo kahi dekhi lagri
[https://www.reddit.com/r/nagpur/comments/1begez6/im\_dead\_lol/](https://www.reddit.com/r/nagpur/comments/1begez6/im_dead_lol/)
photo ya situation? aisa kya ajtak ek hi ghar m hua hoga ?
lekin photo teri nhi hai. karma farming hori
copy pasta : https://www.reddit.com/r/delhi/s/UEMhD4qsw4 this is the third post in this month π
[https://www.reddit.com/r/nagpur/comments/1begez6/im\_dead\_lol/](https://www.reddit.com/r/nagpur/comments/1begez6/im_dead_lol/) Karma farming hori boht bhayankar
Ab ye boring hora h
At least do some damage control
sher k muh m hath dal hi liya hai ab maut ko takk se chu k ana padega
No chance.
π’
Option A - Nhi Option B - Bilkul nhi Option C - Gonna die Option D - Already dead
ek hote hain harami log unke bhi ooper ate hain Jaipur k log.. meri atma ki hayyyyyeee lagegi tujhe
π, pahle aatma toh bann
π’
Iski saza maut hai
Mom face after seeing this https://preview.redd.it/vxzosdfuzb3d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52162910592763520c56f0936d773729e2684aea
Bachna toh nahi chahiye but nahi bachega.
Bhai kuch paise vaise ho toh le kr aa ja mere ghr sath me gum batenge π«
bahar jaunga to garmi se jism aur atma dono swarg nikal lenge
Bhaiiiiπ± Tune to patela hi jla dala be...ab pure ghar mein dudh jalne ki smell aa ri hongi na ???
π’
Bol de bahar ki garmi ki wajah se hua
usi garmi m nange pair khada kr degi
Bro are you alive?π
Ded
Bhai 13 vi me kuch achha banwanaπ€€π
Sab chala jayega pr mehek reh jaygi
Kuch to log kahenge !!! Logon ka kaam hai kehna !!!! Thodi chai humko bhi pila dete πππ
Bhai Kam se 2 ghante ke liye toh gas pe chod rakha hoga jala diya doodh itni der tak kaise bhul skta haiππππ
Bhai deserve toh nahi karta π
Bhai isme darne wali kya baat hai
Nahi
Bhai mai to bolta hu tu Ghar sa bhag ja
Khtam ππ
Bhai helmet dhoond le aur padded clothes pehen le
Lick the milk
https://preview.redd.it/gfv77814hc3d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09c8c457f4b874169ee335042683c4d3728a7889
O nomina patre spiritu shantiiiiiiiiiπ
We will miss you bro
May your soul Rest in Peace
Tu to gya bettteeeee...!!! πππ
Nhi bhai
Milk ko humesha low pe rkhna chahiye.. And don't cover it....Kabhi bhi aisa nai hoga..
ok sir π«‘
π
Chances (-) mein hai
ππ» rip om shanti
Nepal and Bhutan donβt require visa.
Han tel lga le or tava baandh le chaddi ke neeche
Bhaiyyon aur aur is OP ki behno! Aao aaj ham sab mil kar iski yaad me pursa ya misra pade...
sab jaldi saaf krke.. 1 liter le aa
u/Kasoori_Methi
Update dena bach jao toh π
https://i.redd.it/p49a5l2nxc3d1.gif RIP OP, may we meet in the afterlife
Om Shanti
No chance
Saf karde bartan ragad ke dhole aur bahar se dud le a
Mushkil hai magar namumkin nehin
Aaj Ghar pe kalesh oakka
Options?
Wipe out the milk. Clean the surrounding. Add some water in it, don't overdo it because our Mothers can identify the quality of milk, she's still gonna found out so you have to blame the company of milk tell her that day by day quality of milk is decreasing. Then she will ask why milk is less than usual, if she asks you this them you have to tell her that you wanted to drink tea so you drank it. Be confident in lying.
Chance toh bahut kam lag raha hai.
Unfortunately bro https://preview.redd.it/esrag7n8fd3d1.jpeg?width=678&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c25a120966172a4d94fd14704d654cef8e887a36
Bhagwan Teri aatma ko Shanti de
Bhai tune dudh ka katl krdiya hπ ab Teri ma tera
Maragaya madar ch@d la la le le la
Mushkil hai
Bhutan fake visa ke 40,000rs or Canada ke 7000$ lagenge
Quickly get an online term insurance for 2-3 crore and leave a good will note for your family π
you gave the best advice yet so far!!
Mushkil he
Ram naam satya hai, om shanti bhaiπ
We will miss u dude. RIP
Taervi par zarur bulana.
To batao finally kya hua scene when mummy returned?
mummy k ane se pehle AC 16 per kar diya tha mummy k aate hi mummy ko room m bithaya aur bache doodh ki chai pila di bus meri atma bhi wapas agai shareer m...
π€£
Bhai keh de gas toh off thi bahar garmi se ubal gaya doodh ππ
leave the country asap
kya mujhe nepali log kabool karenge aisa ghinonaa paap kiya hai? aur pakistan bangladesh mujhe jana nhi..
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
maybe i also have the same gas stove, steel pot and milk...
nhi, aaj to tu gaya
Just checking out my homie .. Are you still alive? π«¨
bhai i'm alive.. bach gaya idea hi aisa aya tha π
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This makes me feel better
RIP
Mein toh iska expert hun, kabhi ye hone hi nahi deta
Biwi ki maa?
bhai tere planet per mummy ko biwi bolte hain?
Ok my bad. I Just read title. Then no need to worry. Biwi hoti toh tu ye likh bhi nai pata π
hard pass, but all the best !
Maut ka khel
bro leave the country and start a new life
Let us all have a moment of silence for the death of a beloved community member.
Doodh ubalneka tareeka thoda kezual hai
Khatam hai tu
Mummy ki maar khane ke liye taiyar hoja beta.. aaj tuje papa bhi nahi bacha sakte
Muskil hai
I have seen so many of these doodh jal gaya posts recently that I believe there should be a separate sub for it. Aaj OP kutega.
Tiger zinda h kya abhi bhi?
pit kar galiyan sun kar sokar utha hai tiger π
Rest in milk
Na bhai hum tujhe nahi jaante
Yaad teri aayegi mujhko bada satayegi
Rip bro
Bro bol dena " my eyes were on RAFAH"
agle janm me reddit par spam mat karna \~ baaki toh milte apan par koii nii