Cherokee is a racist song and needs to be canceled. Whenever I hear it called at a jam session I physically cringe. I prefer to play woke songs by Black artists, like Herbie Hancock's "No Means Yes"
I feel like in this sub there aren't too many white folks but the main jazz sub is filled with suburban upper middle class whiteys that discovered jazz in their sophomore year in the 90% white 5A high school after taking a semester in the big band and think they're more hip than absolutely anyone.
You have this and the actual jazz subreddit mixed up. We don't take anything seriously, except we will defend the John Coltrane, Miles Davis, and Love Supreme bits to our final breaths.
We're all mixed. Not alone, but as a sub, we're mixed. As in, we all share the same DNA. Well, one signs it out, then usually doesn't even put it back. Idek why we have a signout sheet
Actually I was born with Perfect/absolute melanin. My dad and grandpa are making me a ghost costume to wear on horse rides at night. They don’t know I listen to Jazz, I can’t tell them cause they say it’s not made “by the right type of people”.
Well I’m half White and half latino and I’ve grown up in Europe and can’t speak the language of my other half, nor do i know much about the culture. If i were to travel there i Would be a White tourist. So yeah I’m 0% white
Not me I’m Italian
So is DeSantis. I wonder if he Jazzes too
I think he inappropriately jazzes.
Meatball Ron!
As a black person, can confirm that Italians are the black people of white people
I have had this feeling all my life hahaha
I dunno, that's borderline...where's the swatch colour gradation chart?
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congrats for the 1:1 against croatia! :)
I'm 1/7 Cherokee (one of my great grandparents reproduced asexually), and that is why I am such a jazzy cat, dig.
Cherokee…great song
Is 1/7 a time signature ?
Not yet
It is now. Jacob Coolguy is reading the sub
Cherokee is a racist song and needs to be canceled. Whenever I hear it called at a jam session I physically cringe. I prefer to play woke songs by Black artists, like Herbie Hancock's "No Means Yes"
1/7? 😂🤣 I’m northern arapahoe
Hello fellow whites
👋🏻
Actually, I'm white
I’m like the bill Evans of white peoples
im white and i play guitar. should i give up on jazz and just join an emo band like god intended? i am addicted to heroin if that helps
Just play free jazz
You mean like where the musicians don’t get paid?
The kind where relationships like "musicians" and "getting paid" are abstract
That’s AllJazz
play blues like jazz god steven segal
Just do both and start a Cap’n Jazz tribute band called Corp’ral Jizz!!
How white are we talking? Clap on the one and three or J Roc?
People say I clap on the wrong beats. It’s called a polyrhythm.
I’m 5/4 white, that’s how hip I am
Do dot do dot doo-wop Do dot do dot doo-wop
I am John Coltrane
John Coltrane
Sometimes. I can trade fours on banjo.
Based
Do you have more fingers than teeth?
White white or white white white?
There are people outside the lounge so white they have their own internet address?
Yeah man
Yeah man
I’m Irish, so borderline
Nah man, Say It Once, say It Loud, I’m Black and I’m Proud https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCrKVaQXsmo
I’m 3/17th Polish. Is that white enough to be able to mouth off to cops and not get beaten?
I feel like in this sub there aren't too many white folks but the main jazz sub is filled with suburban upper middle class whiteys that discovered jazz in their sophomore year in the 90% white 5A high school after taking a semester in the big band and think they're more hip than absolutely anyone.
You have this and the actual jazz subreddit mixed up. We don't take anything seriously, except we will defend the John Coltrane, Miles Davis, and Love Supreme bits to our final breaths.
John Coltrane
My gotts is as if demo grahicis is a real thing ah and ppl do it to themselves!
You are on the money
We're all mixed. Not alone, but as a sub, we're mixed. As in, we all share the same DNA. Well, one signs it out, then usually doesn't even put it back. Idek why we have a signout sheet
Im 35% beaner
Depends on the amount of Heroin you want me to take
I'm white, but I've gotten a few nods from black people.
blame it on the orientals they're the ones pushing opium
Crème Fraiche
all of me
Hello fellow jazz whites. How do you organize your fedoras? By color or material?
Material first: don't want to be caught out in the rain in anything less than felted fur.
Oh my God, you can't just go up and ask somebody why they're white
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*Greece and Armenia are watching this thread closely*
I love Greeks
*Armenia stares intensely* *Cyprus has entered the chat* *Macedonia begins eating popcorn*
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I’m 1/16th Greek so no not me /uj naw I’m white
yo soy Greyboy All-Star
how many of you are white, op?
I grew up in Oregon, so I’m…um…I think we’re done here.
I'm whiter than magnesium on fire
I'm a bassist
I am a gray.
What do you mean, “yall”…
Big ass head
Whiter than anyone else here
Romanian white immigrant here but I was told I have a black card in my neighborhood in Philly though I was warned it was non transferable.
/uj Ancestry says I am 0.3% Middle Eastern Jew. /rj Ancestry says I’m 0.3% Middle Eastern Jew.
i’m not https://preview.redd.it/ffvba9k1ym8d1.jpeg?width=1098&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fda5995b22663c118a10dd1ee4346fab18a2a52b
Actually I was born with Perfect/absolute melanin. My dad and grandpa are making me a ghost costume to wear on horse rides at night. They don’t know I listen to Jazz, I can’t tell them cause they say it’s not made “by the right type of people”.
I’m pink
I have a picture of myself in a music museum next to a display called “whites discover jazz”
Me
Well I’m half White and half latino and I’ve grown up in Europe and can’t speak the language of my other half, nor do i know much about the culture. If i were to travel there i Would be a White tourist. So yeah I’m 0% white
Petition to ban all whiteys from the sub?
Me
yeah man
Yeah man
All of us basically
A… ahem… I Love Supreme
He said the thing!!
I'm half-Iraqi and god I love Jîwan Kosret's album "Evînek Bilind"
I’m half Italian, half Slovak. Pretty sure that means I’m white AF.
I'm whiter than white: I'm pasty Canadian vampire white. I don't even tan.
I‘m German. Guess I‘m as white as history would want. But I love jazz more than anything, so I‘m not white enough actually…
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yeah man
421.
Sort of.
Does it count if I sound white?
1/67 Italian, 4/35 polish, 8/5 Malaysian, 3.14% Brazilian..
I'm white AF. Nobody believes me.... They all think I'm mixed.