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PhilipHamo

Your uncle looks like a psycho


drakos07

Jokes aside this pic checks all the stereotypes of an 80s serial killer. Looks like a nerd but could be a Chad if changed a few things. A "what do I do with my mouth" smile. A baseball cap with hair just long enough to peek out from the sides. A death stare. And finally, glasses AND sunglasses on at once. Seriously what a fuckin psycho


TheReal-Donut

Is this the guy who murdered 5 people with a long sword ON STREAM!?


AKittyCat

The only things we can't tell from this pic are the standard serial killer attributes. Did he wet the bed for an unsual amount of time? Did he have a history of head injuries? Did he have an usual attraction to his mother? Were his parents religiously zealous to the point of abuse? Was he deeply in the closet while being pre-programed by his upbringing to despite that aspect of himself? The world may never know what OP's uncle was like but I'm sure of one thing. This dude was FUCKED.


shiftfive

He spent too long in the ballpit


AKittyCat

Gross, people vomit in the ball pit.


JesustheSpaceCowboy

Came for Jerma and found Vinny


AKittyCat

Granddad. Fleentstones


ithebinman

What the shit


XenonSigmaSeven

he was offered an extra hour in there, how could he refuse?


happybday47385

I bet he's the type of guy to eat a shoe


TroubledPCNoob

His uncle looks like he ZERKS live on stream


PhilipHamo

While hes ZONKED


TroubledPCNoob

Ok no joke what does zonk mean tho


PhilipHamo

Consumed too many cannabis products. (He always denies it though the weirdo)


TroubledPCNoob

Lol he's in nevada xd ofc he doing the wizzle sizzle fo shizZle fizzle 😎


NorskieBoi

He looks kinda sus.


Xenonnnnnnnnn

😳


XeernOfTheLight

This guy's uncle is FUCKED!


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Sharrac

I remember that every day and when I go back to watch the VOD I just try to picture the face of those children. This guy is just fucked. Period.


GreaterDogYT

I have a bad feeling about this


asdf0987123456

Is that the PSYCHO that got banned from Dashcon for ZERKING in the ballpit? That dude is FUCKED


dooberslorp

yes sir, that man there. he was zerking his zenis


Dapper_Capper

Do you design these cursed creations or do you just go into a strange trance after waking up at 3 AM in a cold sweat?


Kinnikuboneman

Attending the 1985 Twitchcon back when twitch was a UHF channel


Terezzian

IS THAT THE FUCKING DASHCON BALLPIT


TheProudBrit

jerma peed in the dashcon ballpit


Terezzian

Fool. He was the one who gave birth in it.


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I THINK SO


Wizard-In-Disguise

he looks like a dr pepper addict


chickenquesadildo

What a nice looking ballpit behind him! Hopefully he didn’t decide to pee on it!


Faith_SC

Jokes aside, Jerma’s such a handsome chad 😳


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I know he takes the edits all in good fun but I truly hope he knows how handsome he is. Funny, charming, and handsome as hell. This guy’s fucked? Yeah right. We all fell for him. We’re right where he wants us. JERMAPOCALYPSE SOON


FullerKibbles3

In reality, we’re the Fucked


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Dump Trucked


Bexexexe

One Guy, Dumb-Lucked


GeneralSoviet

is that THE infamous ballpit? I can recognise that fucking thing anywhere


Rirorohero

#JUMP IN THE PIT


theonewhoknack

Jerma Carmack


mjfreddyboy15

you know this guys an uncle when he is wearing 2 pairs of glasses


Deecomposer

uncle jerma was the ballpit pisser


wassabimastah

Is your uncle high?


HydrominousRex

I saw the face and realized that this was not r/oldschoolcool


eire_dan00

Peep the horror? 😳


biscuitracing

wtf predicted


printers_of_colors

never really noticed until now that Jerma has this weird habit of showing his upper teeth all the time


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Goddamnit I didn't see what subreddit this was and scrolled down like another 10 posts before I realized


L8dawn

NOT THE BALLPIT


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I love this sub


diccpiccs101

he looks like my brother in this picture and i hate it


CritzD

How does Jerma look so different in different parts of his life


bilbo-swwaggins

Is that the streamer who peed in the ballpit?


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The fucking dash con ballpit oh my god


thoushaltnotpiss

Real person


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the fucking ball pit oh my god


apocalypsecowboy

why did u have to include the dashcon ballpit


Waryso

Guys it's the Jerma smurf account again.


Sheoooo

Normal glasses AND sunglasses on top? What a psycho, absolutely zonked, he's FUCKED


theBoernie

He kinda looks like [Otto Waalkes](https://image.stern.de/9471220/t/Ov/v2/w960/r1.7778/-/28--sie-sieht-er-als--catweazle--aus---16-9---spoton-article-754915.jpg) (german comedian)


AkitaNo1

Is this the uncle who touched you in the bad places?


Corican

At Twitchcon? Yeah, that was a bad place.


SixthInch

Look's like Idubbz.


isuckatpeople

The discount Myles Kennedy.


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is that the dashcon ball pit?


Exertuz

the ballpit is a fucking immaculate touch


Yellow__Roses

That looks like a great convention :) Especially the ballpit