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Proof-Definition-702

*shits pants* “what?”


Jonny2881

The debate was the coughing baby vs atom bomb meme but it was just two coughing babies


mariusiv_2022

Coughing bomb vs hydrogen baby


HostileBread

Correction: coughing old man vs coughing old man


ProfessionalRotter

biden is so wholesome i feel bad for him


Independent-Fly6068

He shouldn't have to run for prez.


ProfessionalRotter

thats what im saying yeah


Xelathon1

Someone get him a chocolate chocolate chip ice cream


killermanwadvo

Mah! Grandpa is arguing with the neighbor again!


ChocoGoodness

Me too, he's just an old guy he doesn't need to be forced into presidency


exuxious

I mean he's still better than the other guy


American_Crusader_15

Morally? Probably Policy wise? No


Nomai_

Literally the other way around lol. They're both mass murderers and war criminals but at least biden most likely isn't gonna strip away minority rights and at least do some inadequate measures to adress climate change.


waynethedockrawson

when in trumps 4 years did he ever strip away any minority "rights"????


Nomai_

Not just minorities even lol, just look at Roe v Wade. Love it when i take away a woman's rights to a medical procedure


Ireallyhatethisname

I think I’d rather have the coherent one, but you do you buddy


jmgonzo04

Coherent lmao. Did you listen to a word the man was saying the whole time? Or do you just care that he didn’t stumble over his words while lying the entire fucking time. Good lord the man literally fucking shit himself during this shit show of a debate.


Dependent__Dapper

there are 10 billion guatemalans attacking the lincoln memorial right now


jmgonzo04

Sir three morbillion Guatemalans have hit the north tower


ThatGuyStalin

ya mean the ‘coherent’ one that was constantly lying? Who’s policies come straight out of the 1800s?


CowsGiveElixirOfLife

Plus a little bit of 1933 sprinkled in


S1a3h

And a side of The Great Depression 2: Electric Boogaloo


GalacticGull

Is he more coherent? Probably (but not by much). But what does it matter if he’s more coherent when he’s significantly more evil.


FemboyHugger99

I rlly don’t think your country can afford another orange presidency, but I know the world can’t afford it…


ghost3972

We really can't.


Ancient_Computer9137

Why skin color an insult now? 💀but yeah, we need young president, these dudes so old


unknowndog123

I’d rather not have the facist one but you do you buddy


Woolchipmunk98

He takes 20 minutes to say something because he keeps repeating himself, what are you talking about lol?


hello_imded

Thats dementia man


Bendr6565

vote third party


Accomplished_Bee_590

Who’s the third candidate?


TavishM13

Me


HallowedTrout

u/savevideo


ProcedureTop8784

I laughed too hard at this


Rileypixelz

Is my humour broken? I was trying so hard to not laugh


Successful-Yak4905

LOL!!!!! Wow that’s shit hilarious