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JmoJuggalo

I laughed at this but feel deeply offended and attacked 🤣


Trololoo

Somebody [REPORTED](https://imgur.com/Dh7sR0c) it for attacking them!! Bwuahahahaaa!!


Spiritual_Bit_2692

You found the stank ass juffaho!


pocketmuck

Lol that's how you know it's true. Hey Everytime I eat acid my time dilates and I forget to shower for a couple days. I wear deodorant but yeah gotta remember to shower the bugz off my nutz.


JmoJuggalo

🤣💀 that’s wild


ThePepsiMane

Really? It’s just a meme lol


Pickle_Rick_SD605

😂😂 same


FlavordTrash90

As a MTG player and Juggalo, you'd be surprised how a FNM at a local card shop smells worse than people on 3rd night GOTJ. Neck beards as far as the eye can see.


Sk8erTater

I know it all too well lmaooo, I was at DCG con, playing magic, the rank was inevitable


Silent_Forgotten_Jay

My kryptonite is sunlight. Because I'm slowly going blind and the sun hurts my eyes. As for scents, I can't handle strong scents and certain ingredients. The human condition sucks.


PaypaTone

If you get offended by this comment it's cuz you stink, stop offending others and go buy a stick of deodorant.


Wubblz

And remember that “body spray” isn’t deodorant.  AXE doesn’t stop you from sweating, you just smell like AXE *and* BO.


Stanton-Vitales

Well none of them actually stop you from sweating. They will make your sweat cavities smell delightful, however. Seriously though the whole idea of rubbing aluminum into your pores to stop sweating is ridiculous on the face of it. If it worked, which it doesn't, you'd just sweat more out of some other area, and the pits are already one of the *nicer* smelling external cavities/concave sweat boxes on your body, so you're still gonna smell. It's crazy to me how nobody realizes this. I know so many chicks who go to the doctor to get prescription anti-persperant because they genuinely think they're just such disgusting sweaty monsters that normal OTC shit doesn't work *for them specifically* so they shove aluminum flakes into their skin and therefore bloodstream, putting foreign metals into their body *and* potentially raising their risk for Alzheimers. Sorry for the rant, this topic makes me feel like I'm taking crazy pills. Edit: you're right about smelling like perfumed BO though, and the solution is of course to actually *bathe* regularly (although not daily, as it is bad for your external microbiome and will make any smells that do occur worse).


RattyJackOLantern

>buy a stick of deodorant Specifically antiperspirant. It's not expensive. Nobody will look down on you for getting speed stick instead of the fancy stuff. Unless you've got a medical condition there's no reason to make people around you uncomfortable by stinking. Antiperspirant is the reason we're able to wear comfortable clothes in polite society instead of layers to hide the stink. And besides, you'll feel better about yourself when you spend a bit of time for self-care like this.


Due-Awareness-8205

C17 fans smell like meth and citronella


Plenty_Dress_408

Throw comic book convention attendees in there, also, I was in a busy retro game store the other day and ouch to the nose.


ThePepsiMane

smells like ASStronomicon in here


dicksandcrystal

We like em stinky 😉


Agent_Forty-One

That’s the predators in our basements fam, not us.


Random-demon-guy

Exactly


buckethead_wendy2021

Im three days in the woods. Ftfo.


throwawaytheist

They have showers. Or you can quick wash in the water spigot if you're not a bitch.


buckethead_wendy2021

“They have showers.” - someone who had never been in the Gathering showers


throwawaytheist

Hence the spigot shower near the vendors which is what I use. Not really a SHOWER, but it gets you clean.


buckethead_wendy2021

Yeah I ain’t whore bathing by the vomit pit lol


throwawaytheist

It's better than not showering for 5 days.


buckethead_wendy2021

*3 days and no lol My hack is simply a camp shower they aren’t expensive


throwawaytheist

Why are we arguing, then? We both agree that going several days without bathing during a Midwestern summer is gross. We just have different methods of solving the problem. My original point was that there ARE solutions.


buckethead_wendy2021

Idk bro, I didn’t really view it as an argument lol but if it was, you started it. You replied to my comment. I mean if you wanna continue I was saying “fuck it I’m camping in the woods” and you started grilling me about the nasty showers and spigots! Chill


buckethead_wendy2021

Also directing anyone to those showers is either trolling or a crime so we don’t agree on everything


just-looking_91

Baby wipes are clutch


buckethead_wendy2021

Pro tip


just-looking_91

Facts! Between concerts,festivals and army life I've definitely taken more than a few baby wipe showers


buckethead_wendy2021

Sometimes, it do be like that.


just-looking_91

It definitely do. I'm gonna be at juggalo weekend in San Antonio and fuck I hope the folks there use deo


KutzOfficial

I don’t need deodorant…. No juggalo does… 🤣🤣🤣


DEADxBYxDAWN

Should be girls over 18.


YellingDolphin

Weird way of spelling *under*.


DEADxBYxDAWN

I’ve known too many pedos who claimed juggalo. Too many SA’s as well. Unfortunately it’s a plague.


YellingDolphin

Thought you were generalizing all Juggalos until the plague part. But I could say the same about most YouTubers being afflicted with a pedo plague


DEADxBYxDAWN

This is why we don’t assume.


carameowl

i think its just people who listen to music of people who wear face paint, the garden, icp etc (as a fan of the garden)