Nothing says "alpha male" like paying money to be told how to be manly by manlier men than yourself.

Nothing says “Alpha” like using the Greek letter Lambda on your poster. Or forehead

Lambda here =loser

Lmfao

A true alpha would just walk in without paying.

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No, no, this is a good thing. They all think they're alphas, and if you put them in the same place, then obviously they're going to have to fight until only one survives, which will bring up the average quality of men by at least a little bit.

My money's on the Bull cause all the others have are regular names and he's the Bull 🤣

I don't know, Tim Ballard has the cold, dead eyes on a born killer

Jesus Dexter's got nothing on Tim Ballard

I'm 100% confident that man has duct tape and cable ties in his glovebox.

Its just his TOOLS!

He likes to BIND, he likes the BE BOUND!

HE'S A FIVE STAR MAN!

Fetish, fetish shit.

Nick S. looks like his photo was taken in the middle of a bar brawl… looks like he’s got his arm cocked back about to chuck a beer bottle at some beta cuck bitch. I’d watch out for that alpha!

Do any of them not have cold dead eyes? His stand out but on further inspection they all seem like serial killers.

Yeah, I think Brad actually looks kinda friendly, he's an off brand Seth Macfarlane

Brad looks like he spreads STIs on purpose and constantly prowls high schools for his next "date/victim."

"I gotta regular name. My surname's bull. My ma called me The. You gotta problem?"

Idk Keith Yackey looks like he microwaves hamsters in his spare time. Could be crazy to beat them all

What about Nick Santonastassonastassonastassonastasso? With a last name like that he’s surely the most alpha there

I feel like if you have to self-title yourself something like 'the Bull', you have the lowest self esteem in the room. Also, dude looks like Charlie Kirk found out what steroids are

That's a real intimidating pouty face he's got going on there.

Please post to r/thebullwins if that happens.

Remember what happened in the theater in “Inglorious Basterds?” I’m just saying we got them all in the same room. 🤷🏻‍♀️ (no I’m not being serious)

Why does The Bull, the largest alpha, not simply eat the other alphas?

Nah Jimmy's the only one there that looks like he's just happy to be included. Money's on him.

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My money's on Ian Wendt because he's the only one that looks normal. If he looks that normal among these clowns he must be deeply fucked up inside to want to hang out with them.

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I wonder what the neck beard equivalent of ‘The Quickening’ is?

The Quartering

Ha! Nice.

I'd go with "the quivering"

If only they were that cool. I'd happily call the last survivor alpha or sigma or whatever these incel lords would prefer

Girl, it’s either gonna be a stickfight or Adam vs Goliath if Goliath was only big in width

“The Bull”☠️

Dying when I read that

Seriously. A grown ass man. Calling himself that. It's almost worth paying to see these chucklefucks for comedy.

Maybe his name is Theodore Bull but his friends call him “The.”

As opposed to “some bull.”

It's short for 'bullshit'

I think he meant bulldog, which I agree with.

keith yackey looks like he was made using ai art

Dollar store Keifer Southerland

This poster gives me "cover your drink" vibes

Also, this is a repost from 2021, same title and all https://www.reddit.com/r/justneckbeardthings/comments/rs6y2f/new\_female\_repellant\_dropped/

i knew that title was wayy too familiar

Isn’t this the exact same poster as the last loser con? I swear all they did was change the year

Fiddling with pictures is women's work. /s

New karma bot dropped.

It’s just like 10 pictures of the same guy. Hardly going to be a convention with just one dude there.

By their own dumb definition there can only be one alpha anyway

Be still my beating heart. /s

How will the guys learn to be alpha males if women buy up all the tickets to drool over these Chads? 😩😍 /s

What, no Andrew Tate?

He's a sigma male xd

Who the fuck are they again?

I have never heard of any of them, not once. Who would pay money to listen to these ass clown nobodies speak?

I knew a guy who paid $5000 for one of those entrepreneur conferences, and he was describing the opening ceremony in which the host sky dived into the stadium that this thing was happening at. At that point, I asked him if he realized that he paid someone $5000 to watch them do something really cool. He didn’t seem to get it.

No idea who most of them. Only heard of Tim Ballard because of one of his companies, Operation Underground Railroad. Pretty sure it’s dedicated to ending child human trafficking.

These men are not speakers or hosts or anything like that...this poster is just naming all of the attendees.

Imagine paying to go to this.

What if I did and sent you all pics and videos in secret of what they're doing?

I'd love it for the cringe potential but to be completely honest I would appreciate it if someone just showed me the highlights. Watching the entire thing would be torture.

I went on “THE BULL’S” YouTube channel to see how popular he is, he gets like 80 views a video. Event seemed like one of those time share pitches but they’re selling you toxic masculinity. Also Tomi Lahren spoke.

This should give you a bit of a taste. We've got women and a disabled guy doing talks in this clip, which isn't _quite_ as hilarious as the poster. https://youtu.be/iHqKQ3eBUjc

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present, the finest men of modern day Western Culture

Parking validated! Incel status justified! Best Neckbeard contests each evening! (It's not like you got a hot date waiting...)

Everyone walking out of this conference. *am I gay boi now*

i dunno, maybe if you want to meet women and eventually get a gf maybe just start with seeing a woman as a regular human being like you? a separate being with their own wants, desires, personality, fears and insecurities? why go all through the trouble of listening to a bunch of "macho" men tell you what to do and copy THEM?

Meet women by going to a large gathering of single men!

See women as people or pay to see men tell you what to do? Clearly the alpha thing is to pay to see men! /s but also people pay to see this shit because they don’t want to admit they are wrong. They don’t want to see women as people.

Is it a homely white man on roids convention?

this is the gayest shit ive seen all day

4 of them looks like their name is Brad.

A whole room stinking of body odour, dry 4month old seman and shit strained underwear, cheap body spray and regret

I can smell the Axe from here

Lynx was my school smell

Nick Santonastasso looks like every late 20s male from Ohio who lives in a 1 bedroom apartment and sells Cutco knives, while hitting on highschool girls at the Cinnabon in the mall on Friday nights.

Do you notice how they’re all unattractive 💀

Unironically, I’ve never heard of any of these walking condom ads.

Who tf are these guys?

Video of the event will be released on Betamax. Reserve your copy now!

I thought this was an Ad for penis enlargement.

The bulls pose for the picture is the same one I used to use to hide my man boobs

The ones on the left have practically the same hairstyle & facial hair

Who goes first?

Not D The Bull!

I'm disappointed that it's happening in my city. The bars are going to be a nightmare that weekend

If you sell roofies or ghb it's gonna be one hell of a weekend though

There's no way 'The Bull' is not a self-assigned nickname.

The Bull looks like he's going to MYTHOS LARP ADVENTURES to play his Dwarf Warrior THANGOR BLASTROCK after the dork convention.

You can tell at a minimum, half of those guys have to pay for sex.

Looks like giant gayparty

It's the same dude?

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Missed opportunity to name yourself Aaron swagner.

Alpha men don’t have to say they’re Alpha.

If you are calling yourself a alpha. You are no longer a alpha.

okay i mean this genuinely but like why is the alt right so bad at art and graphic design. like not a single artist or computer person has ever been alt right? bc this shit always looks like a toddler made it on MS paint

Isn’t Tim Ballard the one who goes overseas and rescues kids from sex trafficking? I thought I saw something about him on Facebook awhile ago.

Yeah it’s one of his companies, O.U.R. Pretty sure he’s adopted a couple of the kids they have rescued as well.

I bet all these guys have meaningful, mutually fulfilling relationships with a diverse range of people

Each one of their names looks misspelled.

You guys should google “Aaron Wagner Missoula”, he’s a huuuuge piece of shit. The social media response surrounding that guy is a comedy goldmine.

Holy shit. I didn’t think he could be possibly be as douchey as he looks, but that didn’t disappoint. He’s disgusting.

Right?! Full on trash human.

Hey fellow Alphas, I'll be there around 5am (rise and grind!) If anyone wants to meet up to drink our protein shakes. I'll be between the Monster Energy and Axe body spray displays.

Only The bull Tim and Aaron and real men because those other chumps are smiling and only gay men, women and small boys ever smile. Who else thinks the bull is the organiser of this event?

There is a 100% chance of every one of these guys knowing where to score some GHB

This made me want to text my girlfriend and tell her I love her and that I’m glad I didn’t end up like them

Nightmare blunt rotation

THE BULL

The audience will be a sea of fedoras, trilbys and trench coats smelling of BO and desperation of guys looking to impress their waifus by being ALPHA!!

This is the strangest idol group yet

These guys are exactly who you’d imagine would describe themselves as “alphas”

I remember seeing this poster forever ago, and only now did I realize it was in Salt Lake XD

The marketing team missed a trick with Keith. "Welcome to yac with Yackey". Anyone got an idea of the attendance figures. I'd really like to know how many actually showed up.

But what is happening to the right of the poster that caught the attention of those two???

Lmfao fr? What's alpha about gossiping with the buff boyfriends at a convention? That's like the most non-straight thing I can think of.

BRAD LEA HAHAHAHAHAHA Holy shit i bet he started down the "alpha male" spiral because a girl barista spelled it "Bradley"

Alpha Con? Where TF is Andrew Tate? Yeah that's it, I'm selling off my ticket. Anyone want it? 5 bucks

Aaron Wagner had to take his picture sideways so you can see his shitty haircut

I have no idea who these guys are

Brad Lea?

Why are they all white men who look middle aged and divorced at least once?

These guys all look like nice, upstanding citizens who are probably easy going and pleasant to talk to…

Who are these people?

The Bull, I be he called himself that as well. Bunch of weapons. Not one single one of these people scream "alpha".

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The middle guy’s face is smaller than Charlie Kirk’s.

They all look like the same person put under different meme filters.

No Andrew Tate?

The Bull looks like my aunt with a goatee.

Im physically repulsed

I have no clue who any of these people are, and I feel like my life is better not knowing.

I’m guessing it’s good (for me) that I have absolutely no idea who these guys are. Alpha Con? The irony.

Is it a good sign that I don't know or never heard of any of these people?

Look at these fucking dorks.

I was going to be on the poster but all the other guys would look like beta males compared to me.

Who are all these guys? I’ve never heard of any of them.

Jason's hat reminds me of the song "You're so Gay" by Katy Perry, and specifically the lyric "I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf."

But where is Nick Adams (alpha male)?

Sooo much closeted homosexual rage in one place…

This looks like an ad for a new gay orgy film

Not “The Bull”. I bet he’s a blast to converse with

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Maybe they don't want females there 😏 maybe they want other alphas hence the convention 😏

Wait this was last February did it go ahead?

So it's a business conference with a controversial title designed to drive engagement. https://officialalphainfluence.com/alpha-con-registration-us

No fucking way the Bull is showing up! He must be giving the keynote address

I watched CinnamonToastKen react to this. It was absolutely hilarious.

There's only supposed to be one alpha. If they're all the alpha, then there's no fucking alpha.

There’s just so many fucking grifters out there. I guess the kind of people who give seminars and conferences about “self help” or whatever have always been scam artists but social media has really given those same types a license to run away with their grifting schemes

I bet you'll think you're at the circus with all the sword swallowing that will be going on!

Since no women are attending, who will they be drugging?

This is like a year old, can't believe some of y'all missed this shit storm, it was hilarious.

So on a darker note what are the odds that the areas sees an uptick in sexual assault reports that week?

So if you are a gay escort- be in SLC feb 18 and 19th because you will make bank that weekend!

somebody tell Penguinz0 that alphacon 2022 has begun

They’ve confused people thinking they’re odd an not wanting to mix with being intimidatingly alpha+

I've never heard of a single one of them

Imagine how easy it would be to start shit at an event like this. You just have to suggest to everyone that someone else said they weren't "alpha," and then watch them all start fighting. Perfection.

If your first name is “The” you better be able to solve a rubix cube or something

Can confirm, am repelled

I have never wanted to not be somewhere more... Except maybe a russian prison.

Who in the fuck are ANY of these people???

Bet that conference room smells like the AXE body spray factory exploded in there.

This probably makes furry con smell like a rose garden

Hahahahahahahahaha

Don’t know any of the other guys, but Tim Ballard has done a lot of great things. He seems like a genuinely good dude from what I ah e seen of his work.

I checked the Bulls Instagram out of curiosity and it's exactly what you think it is what's surprising is he has I think about a million or quarter to a million followers but barely any likes

Who are these people? Who would attend this? I feel like this picture would smell like bud light and cool waters cologne.

that poster smells like axe body spray and date rape.

I can smell this picture

Andrew Tate was too good for this I assume?

Never heard of any of them...

Are they all cousins? Why do they look like different stages of life of each other?

Nothing says alpha quite like a capitalized lambda.

If you have to call yourself alpha or some bullshit terminology similar you’re not that.

Is it just me, or are these dudes definitely going to fuck? I mean, one's literally named "The Bull." There's gonna be togas, someone's gonna start talking about Spartan soldiers, and then it's just gonna be one big suck n' fuck until Sunday.

I’m so glad I’ve never heard any of these names

Just ask them who’s the most alpha and watch them right each other

lol i notice there is no rollo tommasi rich cooper or aaron clarey i guess these douchebags seems to rotate every year with new faces ive never heard of

Gotta work on those MS paint cropping skills

Is it normal that I've no idea who any of these guys are? That's not a 'I'm so cool to be out of the loop' thing, I genuinely have no clue whatsoever.

Lotta names for only three distinct men.

What is this shit? Seriously.