We’re living in an actual Parks and Rec parody

Parks and Rec is way more fun though

Where is our gaping pit?

https://www.kcur.org/housing-development-section/2023-04-25/after-decades-of-false-starts-the-mission-gateway-project-is-now-facing-foreclosure I nominate the Mission Gateway project

Mission Gateway?

Combine all the potholes on 435

I feel like this would be funny if we could watch it from the outside

Trump reminds me of the whole Councilman Dexhart scandals combined with Bobby Newport running for city council.

You got Jammed!

Looks like they all eat at Paunchburger.

It's roughly the size of a two year old child if that child were liquified.

I always thought Parks and Rec was a funny take on the government. I’d say it took me about six years to realize it was a documentary.

Chiropractors gonna be busy with old people throwing out their back trying to roundhouse Biden

😂😂🤣🤣🤣☝️

Look at Biden getting even the Maga crowd to exercise. Looks like they really needed it too.

Don't you know? They're only weak because of the vaccines and masks. If they hadn't been required to get vaccines and wear masks, they'd annihilate that doll.

I doubt they got the vaccine or even wore a mask at all. You see the reason they sit around and watch Newsmax all day is because of the depression causing chemtrails Biden and Soros drop to prevent us from finding out about JFK

Pathetic. The vaccines only made me stronger. The masks only got me used to functioning with less air, so I'm stronger with normal amounts. I could beat anyone anyday now. /j

Totally. One time, I beat someone with my mask.

I thought that old guy was going to tear his sack.

I have a feeling that if another Civil War starts, we're going to be OK.

No we’re MO, OK is our neighbor to the southwest

Dad joke mode activated.

We’re mo than ok.


😂😂😂

If a civil war kicks off, it will probably be horribly, just absolutely devastating

Imagine opening up Reddit for the day and seeing your meemaw trying to fight a Biden doll. I’d delete my account immediately.

That doll was fighting back it looked like!

Yeah I think if most of them had kept going the dummy definitely would have won the fight.


A bunch of old bitties who probably contribute nothing to society anymore except collecting social security checks.

Unfortunately they control the Kansas legislature.

I read the headline and was pissed. Saw the video and laughed out loud at how pathetic they all look. To borrow a phrase: sad!

It's always funny when someone who does not know how to kick decides to kick

They look pathetic but their vote counts just the same

Imagine being middle class and being told the democrats are your enemy. The culture wars are a useful distraction republicans use to siphon off wealth to the owner class.

The fundamentalist “Christian” crowd has an overdeveloped persecution and martyr complex. They’re taught that you have to suffer for your faith, and since a life of white privilege doesn’t generally come with sufficient adversity, they have to invent persecution and struggle out of thin air to feel strong in their faith. And thus we end up with nonsense like “the war on Christmas” and how “DEI” and other attempts at empathy are persecution, or how they “aren’t allowed to have prayer in schools”… and so they have to “fight” for that, and some people have taken the “fight” part a bit too literally, which is a really bad combo when your religion involves firearms.

"MAGA attacks Biden with their strongest fury, he remains standing with a smile"

They can’t breath without embarrassing themselves

They can barely breathe also

neither can i, but i don't declare myself anything but an elite antifa supersoldier. just means im gonna talk shit on the Internet after a quiet disagreement in public

Saw the national headline, this morning. Didn't realize this was here. Would have loved to stand there and ask, when each person finished, if they felt that this was an appropriate way to demonstrate the intelligence level of their party.

Americans worship at the altar of violence

Especially MAGA type folk.

There is a kind of unconscious drive toward martyrdom and apocalyptic catharsis, I guess.

They look like losers. So sad. Bigly losers. Trump loving losers. So much homoeroticism for Trump.

It's like in 30 Rock when Jack tried to help Pete have higher self esteem by using one of these boxing dummies but the dummies still takes him down ...

Bahahaha YES

FYI Biden won Overland Park by 12 points in 2020.

I’m actually not surprised. JoCo has become noticeably more blue in the last decade or so. The days of JoCo being reliably red are over.

I'd trust the 'dummy' of Biden over any one of the shit-for-brains MAGA fuckers in this video.

Fall risks everywhere

weird, dumb, completely on brand for republicans.

I wanna see one of these dummies split their pants or throw their back out while attempting this

I have a bad back, to the point that I walk with a cane sometimes, and I throw far better kicks than these chumps.

They had real fresh speakers Ted Nugent and Phill Kline there too.

Can you imagine feeling inspired by the violent simpleton Nugent has devolved into? Sad.

Ted is in on the grift too. I think he's a true believer but he knows he can make money off the rubes. I imagine the average age there was 70.

The man who shit his pants to avoid the draft? Truly an inspiring patriot. 

Don't leave out convincing an underage girl's parents to give their parental rights up to Ted so he could bang her.

Surprised he didn't take the money and then shit his pants to get out of it.

People got *way too much money* if they're paying $300 per VIP seat to see Nugent and Kline... WTF?

The Nuge? Wow. Was it a 1977 meeting?

Anything to keep people from thinking about the actual issues.

Ol girl built like Oswald Cobblepot, with a penguin kick to match.

Any athletic prestige gained by the chiefs for the city was just instantly lost

Geriatric Biden would win against the gravy seals any day lol.

It’s only March. This is going to be the most hilarious election cycle ever.

And everyone of them probably not missing an opportunity to tell anyone and everyone what a great Christian they are.

Gotta let them tucker themselves out, so they sleep through the night.

… Benadryl in their cherry Coke

I don't usually kinkshame but this is really freaking weird.

Stay classy, Kansas Republicans.

Big *boohoo* energy

This is not how well adjusted adults behave.

Not even how well adjusted children behave


Juvenile

Cringe

Fucking goobers

Biden would KO all these people.

While eating an ice cream...

Hell, Biden's *dog* would KO all those people.

Just disgusting

That behavior in the video could be construed as a threat to the president and should be reported to the Secret Service. EDIT: Adding a tag just because people might think I was being serious. The Secret Service is never going to take anything like that seriously.

That's incredibly sad and pathetic.

Gotta give them respect. They're already training for their next insurrection. Cant wait for these guys to come in and try to take over the capitol again next January. I fully expect Trump running in leading the charge, American flag in hand shouting, "IT'S BEEN RIGGED!!" /s 

They'd flip their shit if we did that to Trump. But then again we do love the Trump baby balloon. Lmao.

[More details from the Kansas Reflector: Kansas GOP fundraiser beats effigy of Biden, while other Republicans condemn conduct | Kansas Reflector | By Sherman Smith](https://www.kcur.org/politics-elections-and-government/2024-03-11/kansas-gop-fundraiser-joe-biden-effigy)

Fuckin dork ass losers

*Throws hip out* “THANKS JOE BIDEN”

Watch my ninja skills! /s


This is what is generated all the headlines and coverage? lol this is hilarious.

They don't look so scary lol

MAGA want to be ninja

Phill Kline takes so many L’s, he had to add one to the end of his name.

This is so weird.

Women should do that in their kitchens. They should not be at a men’s assembly. Wtf GOP????? /s

I got a feeling that's the most exercise some of them have seen in quite some time

“I love the poorly educated”

But it's not a cult.

Goddamn a civil war against these freaks is going to be a lot easier than I suspected

As someone who leans more toward conservative side this is just downright embarrassing 🤦‍♂️

They’re as weak and ineffective as their policies

https://preview.redd.it/p9e89bty8rnc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=193c519885f6c706c2c0397df1bcb1905d9fb5f1 Seems about right. Political nut jobs love shit like this.

It's all boomers and incels.

I think this is childish and stupid. That said, I guess we all forgot how many effigies of Trump were burnt, hung, beheaded, or beaten. The outrage here is well placed but it has all been missing for the last 6-8 years.

What do you think - they from Johnson County or Lee's Summit???

This looks like the Overland Park convention center, so definitely JoCo.

Good question, I'd like to mess this all up and say Blue Springs though.

This was in Johnson County.

This is the same dumbass shit they did with trump pinatas

What a diverse group of people :)

Republicans only way to problem solve is through violence. Ugly.

He's got my vote!

It's like the Trump piñata but they are never going to bring down the training dummy. Hell I don't even think they will be able to break a piñata if they hit it with their full force

If the party had any morals, they would reject this money.

Dorks.

Omg we live in such weird times

Totally sane and normal.

Didn't dude get expelled for making a pinata of Summer? Why/how is this different?

Best part for me is knowing this results in multiple torn quads, hammy's etc. At least we know they have health insurance.

These people are ridiculous.

They want to kill people.

Folks out there boom'n today

They are so made johnson county is turning more blue by the minute.

Everytime I think they can't possibly go any lower.

Very similar to the public lynchings that they wanted everyone to attend and bound in violence. Hate is their platform.

💀

look at those magats :)

What the fack, KC. Stahp.

TF is wrong with this place.

This isn't a threat to democracy or anything worth being outraged about, it's just embarrassing for them and we should 100% allow them to do this if they are willing to out themselves as fucking dorks. It is also an impressive act of weaponized outrage that people managed to muster up any concern about this bunch of clowns. I can't imagine paying money to roleplay that a masked mannequin is someone I don't like. It's like pretending your pillow is a bully and hitting it, except in this case you're paying someone to use their pillow and there are other people around to see you LARP as a tough guy.

Let em waste their money. Who cares

All 12 of them

This makes me so sad of my hometown.

Yes, hello, is this the number for the U.S. Secret Service?

all the pulled muscles excite me

The Biden doll had a higher iq than most of these people.

This is so fucking embarassing

I am surprised the lazy fat fucks can get their feet that high off the ground.

Back when I worked at Urban Outfitters when everyone did this to a George Bush piñata. We sold them and sold Bush toilet paper. The people in this country need to calm the hell down.

What a bunch of whackadoos

Just making themselves look more and more pathetic. Perfect.

These magtards can go fuck themselves

You all acting like you wouldn't do the exact same thing if it were a Trump effigy.

My dad met Ted Nugent the other day… I’m betting this is exactly where 🤦🏻‍♀️