Yesterday I saw a sticker with the stick figure humping "FJB". I choose to believe the owner was stating his disapproval of the FJB people, but in reality the owner is probably too confused to catch the redundancy.
I saw a nice combo last week of “I love the constitution” and then “This is a CHRISTIAN nation!” literally side by side. The irony was obviously lost on the owner.
No, no, my Christian Nationalist coworker is all in on this.
It has to do with how the people who signed and wrote the constitution were all Christians. By them being Christian (Protestants were the largest demographic at the time), the constitution is inherently christian and a faith-based document that enable the rights of a person to be of another faith. But again, Christianity is the underlying basis of all of it. So, theoretically, Chrsitians are allowing you or granting you permission to be Buddhist, Muslim, Catholic, etc.
This is fact. The guy with the stickers is not confused. It saddens me that Christians have lived so poorly that anyone would think that. And what is actually written in the Bible is so poorly known.
The Christian God allows for you to believe anything you want. False god, true God, no god. It's all covered. He makes every effort to get everyone to acknowledge Him. No one is out of reach, He's God.
But should you choose to reject the multiple revelations you will have in your life, He allows this too. And will not force Himself upon you. And because He will never force Himself upon a person who wants nothing to do with Him, He won't force His Kingdom upon anyone either. If you hate the King, He will not force you to live in His Kingdom. But you must live somewhere, this you will live outside of His Kingdom, completely separate from God whose ways you have hated
If He did force Himself upon you, force you to choose Him, it would not be love. It would be robotic. So since the Bible says... God IS love, He is required to allow false gods... For a time.
Let's remember though, your free will can never trump God's free will. And He does have ultimate authority over all. Again, He wouldn't be God if He didn't.
I'm not sure if that is what was being alluded to with the comment that Christianity and the Constitution are incompatible. But if it is, please let me try to correct some of the false teachings that exist about Christianity because Christians have been lazy in their faith. Myself included at times.
It's a clever lie that Christianity is intolerant. It's quite tolerant. It's God who does not tolerate rebellion against Him. This does not make Him unjust. It makes Him holy. And if you don't understand what I am saying, I assure you it makes tremendous sense when viewed in it's entirety. It quite profound to come to the realization that I've only touched upon. It's taken me years of study to understand these things.
If Christians were behaving in the way that the Bible describes... Well I wouldn't be writing this. We would in fact be known for our love is what the Bible says. We would also still be hated, despite that. An interesting dichotomy.
I hope that explanation is worth something to someone.
I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this exact vehicle in Shawnee, but it looks like every other lifted Silverado with big ass deep dish rims, so it’s hard telling.
Random but related: My absolute favorite bumper sticker I've ever seen on a big ass truck like this was: "Small dick, big dreams"
First thought I had (after belly laughing for a good 5 minutes) was "I like this guy" which is almost never how I feel when I see these monstrosities.
I've got one for you that a friend recently taught me. Hold up a hand and touch your index finger to your thumb, leave as much space as you see fit between the tips - displaying to the patron 'tiny dick energy.'
I was JUST reading about how images in South Korean ads had to be changed due to hands that were taken to be making that gesture.
[https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-58082355](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-58082355)
That gets the downshift without braking treatment. . . start slowing down without brakelights, more than just letting off the gas.
They lose. Their minds.
I was working in the back area filling the drink coolers (It was my favorite thing to do, got to put my earbuds in and lock in) and our Redbull shipment came in at the time. A typical interaction if you've ever worked with delivery drivers in a corporate setting, the guy was super nice. He started doing his thing and all of a sudden we heard a large WHAM! Turns out, There was a pickup truck that came through the back of the parking lot, and the driver was just eyes fully down on his phone, not paying attention and assumed the back lot was clear. Rear ended the Redbull truck and it took the pickup's front bumper clean off. Surprisingly the Redbull truck was mostly fine, just a nice dent from where the pickup made impact. We both had to stop and see what happened, and the rest of my shift ensued of looking at CCTV and talking to the truck driver and cops.
I (mostly) enjoyed my time at QT, for those with a hard working nature and mindset you'd love it there. But the amount of shenanigans you deal with and the pure disrespect you take from customers sometimes, its HARD. Not the kinda thing for me. I worked as an emergency clerk, too, so I worked at stores all over the metro. Never a dull moment with stuff like that.
They have it the hardest, 100%. We've had to kick out a lot of people (primarily older men) who thinks its okay to loiter and catcall the women employees, even a store manager! I've had to call the cops more times than I can count for a lot of reasons, but that was definitely the most common one. Gas stations are no joke sometimes, even the nicer ones.
You kinda hit a nerve with this comment for me- I believe I have had PTSD after the pandemic. We had so many aggressive customers because of masking that it really screwed me up.
They were not allowed to come in without a mask, and I would be fired if I waited on them. I was called every name in the book, had objects thrown at me, we had to call the police because they’d refuse to leave.
But it wasn’t occasionally- got to be every day, and multiple times a day.
Yep, I’m a librarian years after my QT term and people were just looking for reasons to be horrid. And are still.
We need group therapy- not sarcasm. Collective trauma is something else.
My first job was cashier at CVS off Vivion and Brighton, close to Claycomo. I definitely agree with you when you say it can be hard. It's amazing that some customers treat you as less than human.
I learned to just deal with it and not let it bother me, but it took a while, for sure!
How hard is it to be nice???? My main QT is at 96th St and N. Oak and everyone who works there is excellent; especially the one cashier who is the nicest and most upbeat person you will ever meet.
I’m literally arguing with one right now. He likes that his vehicle makes loud vroom vroom noise and doesn’t care what anyone thinks about it, and I’m in a HOA for disagreeing.
I had to fucking comment, lol. That dude was so cringe about being "one" with his vehicle. The first post on his history is an ask mechanics "Shes not doing good, what's wrong?" at only 89k miles. Yeah, that car is definitely an extension of him, looool.
God it really made me laugh lmao. I don’t disparage people for liking cars, it seems like a cool hobby. But making your car loud as shit on purpose and then getting defensive when people find that annoying? Come oooon.
There are so many of those at my intersection lately! I live near a red light where there are a lot of wrecks and a lot of shenanigans. Anyway off topic but just yesterday a huge tree branch fell down right into the traffic lane--didn't see it happen but hope it didn't hit a car when it fell! I didn't think it was THAT windy yesterday.
pair of dykes will cut a valve stem pretty easily and quickly. have to pull the tire off to replace the valve stem too. No real damage, besides a $2 valve stem. Just time and labor.
Thank you, I was just about to get huffy about the stereotyping and say I'm not even sure I'd know what a stem pipe thingy is or what tools to use, lol. I'm one of the least handy people in the KCMO area.
Edited to correct huffy-induced typos
Just a note, slicing perpendicular to the radius/across the belts isn't repairable at all. Another note, [watch out for high pressure tires](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pL9kOUtyKHY).
The amount of wasted extra spaces it takes to park a truckosaurus is inversely proportional to the competence of the owner, obviously. If you can't park it - don't drive it...
So there's this app called Parking Mobility that you can submit on behalf of assholes who park in accessible parking... since this one is using that as one of his three spots, you might try it out! I think it issues a ticket via mail or something. I haven't used it yet but it came recommended from elsewhere on Reddit
https://preview.redd.it/5y7qjvfhmk7d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20b3eb415542dccd989afaecef07a326b54a7d3d
Yikes. Also, sounds like they will only accept pictures taken thru the app, minimum three, and it takes time. Sounds like you’d be putting yourself at risk to file a report that (supposedly) a lot of departments don’t accept. Good idea, but probably not worth it.
Saw one of those trucks up in Liberty a year or two ago except it was a Ford F250. This Ford was in the parking lot of a Target, it was suspended even higher up than this Chevy was, the Ford had this crazy bright red painted lift kit and red rims and of course didn’t have a scratch or a speck of mud or dirt on it. Looked absolutely ridiculous, like a clown car.
Someone left their gender affirming vehicle in the wrong spot again. I would be so embarrassed to drive such an emotional support vehicle. This person must truly be sick and in need of help.
I just spit on the door handles.
I know it's tempting fate with these types (likely armed and short fused).
I also point and laugh when I see pavement princesses on the road. I may die from this.
You can tell the selective breeding program has gone too far. This poor truck is a far cry from the useful working truck of only a few generations ago. Man's hubris and science has bred the truck out of the truck, extenuating features that serve no useful purpose.
Just a question, but what's with people blacking out license plates?? Isn't that just public information? We see license plates every day on the road, I can't imagine it's a security risk, right?
I used to have a bunch of cut vinyl stickers that said 'Small Penis Club'. They were like 1/2 inch tall and 3 inches long and blended well with the dealer decals. Every time I came across one of these trucks, I'd slap one on the back. I ran out years ago and never made more. I hope there are still a few driving a round, but I doubt it.
Guys c'mon! He obviously reeeeaaally needed to poop. That or he was having some sort of medical emergency bc those are literally the only two reasons that's even remotely acceptable.
It takes special kind of asshole to do this. I’ve driven big trucks and will always park them further away so I don’t have to worry about parking poorly. Then there’s this guy
Which QT was this? If it was in a suburb should have called the cops and get that douche a nice expensive ticket for parking in a handicap spot. KcMO wouldn't bother.
Thought it was me but its missing the truck nuts and the naked lady mudflaps. So thankfully, not me this time!
Don't forget the FJB stickers!
Don’t forget the ironic punisher skull
Icing on the cake is the Thin Blue Line themed Punisher skull 💀
And the "wE the PeOpLe" sticker that proves they don't know shit about the constitution.
and stick figure humping "it"
Yesterday I saw a sticker with the stick figure humping "FJB". I choose to believe the owner was stating his disapproval of the FJB people, but in reality the owner is probably too confused to catch the redundancy.
I saw a nice combo last week of “I love the constitution” and then “This is a CHRISTIAN nation!” literally side by side. The irony was obviously lost on the owner.
No, no, my Christian Nationalist coworker is all in on this. It has to do with how the people who signed and wrote the constitution were all Christians. By them being Christian (Protestants were the largest demographic at the time), the constitution is inherently christian and a faith-based document that enable the rights of a person to be of another faith. But again, Christianity is the underlying basis of all of it. So, theoretically, Chrsitians are allowing you or granting you permission to be Buddhist, Muslim, Catholic, etc.
This is fact. The guy with the stickers is not confused. It saddens me that Christians have lived so poorly that anyone would think that. And what is actually written in the Bible is so poorly known. The Christian God allows for you to believe anything you want. False god, true God, no god. It's all covered. He makes every effort to get everyone to acknowledge Him. No one is out of reach, He's God. But should you choose to reject the multiple revelations you will have in your life, He allows this too. And will not force Himself upon you. And because He will never force Himself upon a person who wants nothing to do with Him, He won't force His Kingdom upon anyone either. If you hate the King, He will not force you to live in His Kingdom. But you must live somewhere, this you will live outside of His Kingdom, completely separate from God whose ways you have hated If He did force Himself upon you, force you to choose Him, it would not be love. It would be robotic. So since the Bible says... God IS love, He is required to allow false gods... For a time. Let's remember though, your free will can never trump God's free will. And He does have ultimate authority over all. Again, He wouldn't be God if He didn't. I'm not sure if that is what was being alluded to with the comment that Christianity and the Constitution are incompatible. But if it is, please let me try to correct some of the false teachings that exist about Christianity because Christians have been lazy in their faith. Myself included at times. It's a clever lie that Christianity is intolerant. It's quite tolerant. It's God who does not tolerate rebellion against Him. This does not make Him unjust. It makes Him holy. And if you don't understand what I am saying, I assure you it makes tremendous sense when viewed in it's entirety. It quite profound to come to the realization that I've only touched upon. It's taken me years of study to understand these things. If Christians were behaving in the way that the Bible describes... Well I wouldn't be writing this. We would in fact be known for our love is what the Bible says. We would also still be hated, despite that. An interesting dichotomy. I hope that explanation is worth something to someone.
There’s a street sign in the Northland that somebody spray painted FJB, but the dumbass drew the J backwards. So it’s fuck fish hook Biden.
I drive past that every day too. It cracks me tf up
And the assault rifle with come and take it letters.
. . . and with the broken out back window . . .
That one's actually a public service: means there's a free gun sitting unsecured inside.
Probably the dude rocking a sleeveless MMA shirt with a bandana both on his head and in his pocket. Don’t forget the badass big belt buckle
Even the handicap spot? Wow. What. A. Dick.
It’s like Scrabble for assholes. You get a triple douche score if you can take up 3 spaces and one of them is handicapped.
Yea handicap spot is worth triple letter
I’m certain they’re disabled!!
*I'm disabled...* 
Love seeing IT crowd references hahahaha
Haha yes! I encourage more IT crowd references!
"Willies, willies....I love Willies...."
He's clearly blind! Leave him alone!
BUT IT WAS ONLY A MINUTE!!!
That's what his wife said
That's my thought too--3 spaces and one is handicap. That's some kind of dickhead bingo
I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this exact vehicle in Shawnee, but it looks like every other lifted Silverado with big ass deep dish rims, so it’s hard telling.
I need a gesture that indicates “Small Dick Energy” for these dull tacks, especially on 670.
Random but related: My absolute favorite bumper sticker I've ever seen on a big ass truck like this was: "Small dick, big dreams" First thought I had (after belly laughing for a good 5 minutes) was "I like this guy" which is almost never how I feel when I see these monstrosities.
I just saw that truck the other day! I had pretty much the same reaction.
My best friend sent me a photo of that sticker a few weeks ago! Love the self-awareness
I've got one for you that a friend recently taught me. Hold up a hand and touch your index finger to your thumb, leave as much space as you see fit between the tips - displaying to the patron 'tiny dick energy.'
I was JUST reading about how images in South Korean ads had to be changed due to hands that were taken to be making that gesture. [https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-58082355](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-58082355)
I usually hold up a pinkie when I pass them. Kinda like flipping them off but with my pinky.
I do that, too!! I knew it should be a thing!
Oh look! A pavement princess!
I've never heard that term before and would love to see the look on that dude's face if someone said that to him.
I learned it from the locals when I visited Seattle.
I can't wait to try it out!
I came here to say the same thing!
He's the main character, bro. He doesn't care about us NPCs
Be bold....show the plates.
Probably one of those “rebels” that doesn’t have any
Sovereign Citizen.
Probably this dude's employee. https://preview.redd.it/70tim2930k7d1.jpeg?width=2566&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75940375a0b97cbc54b5d4f47224c98e68c61c4c
An advertisement for who NOT to hire; if he's a dickhead in parking, he's probably a dickhead in business.
Yeah if he can't stay in the lines any better than that...
One of the last things you'd want would be a painting contractor who can't stay in the lines lmao.
I have a focus, and I absolutely love shimmying my tiny ass in next to trucks parked like this when I can.
BUT IT WAS ONLY A MINUTE!!
💯 Would will neither recommend or hire this douchenozzle
"What do you mean you're out of 6mg cool mint zyn?!? Fuck you and give me my Monster."
Former QT employee here, this checks out. It's so easy to read people's personalities based on the vehicle they drive.
I'd love to see a TikTok series of a QT employee reading various vehicles. Specifically a QT employee too.
If I wasn't camera shy I would've done this months ago HAHA, that job was always a rollercoaster
Seems to me the people who drive giant pickups are always assholes, whether parking or driving.
You got that right. Same dudes who are on my ass on 35 honking at me when I'm already going 20 over. 🙄
That gets the downshift without braking treatment. . . start slowing down without brakelights, more than just letting off the gas. They lose. Their minds.
I employed this more than a few times. It is absolutely TRUE!
Please tell me a QT story, i know you have a crazy one ready to go, it'a impossible NOT to have a crazy story after working there.
I was working in the back area filling the drink coolers (It was my favorite thing to do, got to put my earbuds in and lock in) and our Redbull shipment came in at the time. A typical interaction if you've ever worked with delivery drivers in a corporate setting, the guy was super nice. He started doing his thing and all of a sudden we heard a large WHAM! Turns out, There was a pickup truck that came through the back of the parking lot, and the driver was just eyes fully down on his phone, not paying attention and assumed the back lot was clear. Rear ended the Redbull truck and it took the pickup's front bumper clean off. Surprisingly the Redbull truck was mostly fine, just a nice dent from where the pickup made impact. We both had to stop and see what happened, and the rest of my shift ensued of looking at CCTV and talking to the truck driver and cops. I (mostly) enjoyed my time at QT, for those with a hard working nature and mindset you'd love it there. But the amount of shenanigans you deal with and the pure disrespect you take from customers sometimes, its HARD. Not the kinda thing for me. I worked as an emergency clerk, too, so I worked at stores all over the metro. Never a dull moment with stuff like that.
All of the women that work there seem to have full on PTSD. I can’t imagine the amount of crap they put up with.
They have it the hardest, 100%. We've had to kick out a lot of people (primarily older men) who thinks its okay to loiter and catcall the women employees, even a store manager! I've had to call the cops more times than I can count for a lot of reasons, but that was definitely the most common one. Gas stations are no joke sometimes, even the nicer ones.
You kinda hit a nerve with this comment for me- I believe I have had PTSD after the pandemic. We had so many aggressive customers because of masking that it really screwed me up. They were not allowed to come in without a mask, and I would be fired if I waited on them. I was called every name in the book, had objects thrown at me, we had to call the police because they’d refuse to leave. But it wasn’t occasionally- got to be every day, and multiple times a day.
Yep, I’m a librarian years after my QT term and people were just looking for reasons to be horrid. And are still. We need group therapy- not sarcasm. Collective trauma is something else.
My first job was cashier at CVS off Vivion and Brighton, close to Claycomo. I definitely agree with you when you say it can be hard. It's amazing that some customers treat you as less than human. I learned to just deal with it and not let it bother me, but it took a while, for sure!
How hard is it to be nice???? My main QT is at 96th St and N. Oak and everyone who works there is excellent; especially the one cashier who is the nicest and most upbeat person you will ever meet.
If you had said wintergreen 6mg I would feel so attacked lol
That’s no one on Reddit. They are probably on Facebook and Truth social.
There are definitely people like this on Reddit
I’m literally arguing with one right now. He likes that his vehicle makes loud vroom vroom noise and doesn’t care what anyone thinks about it, and I’m in a HOA for disagreeing.
I had to fucking comment, lol. That dude was so cringe about being "one" with his vehicle. The first post on his history is an ask mechanics "Shes not doing good, what's wrong?" at only 89k miles. Yeah, that car is definitely an extension of him, looool.
God it really made me laugh lmao. I don’t disparage people for liking cars, it seems like a cool hobby. But making your car loud as shit on purpose and then getting defensive when people find that annoying? Come oooon.
There are so many of those at my intersection lately! I live near a red light where there are a lot of wrecks and a lot of shenanigans. Anyway off topic but just yesterday a huge tree branch fell down right into the traffic lane--didn't see it happen but hope it didn't hit a car when it fell! I didn't think it was THAT windy yesterday.
What's this about? (He says with his giant hemi burblin in the background...)
The truth has been spoken.
If their rear window was up we could see their Insta tag.
X and Truth Social, maybe FB
[удалено]
Do you think that’s a social media platform?
Nice Emotional Support Vehicle
Guaranteed nothing heavier than the weekly groceries ever gets hauled in that thing.
This guy doesn’t do the grocery shopping, trust me.
Yeah that's a "woman's job", he'd likely say
Why would they? It’s a lot harder to use a lifted truck for actual truck things.
If I saw someone slashing their tires, I wouldn't say anything.
might give some friendly advice "costs more to repair if it's in the sidewall..."
"gonna be here awhile if you snip the valves off"
What tool should I make sure I never leave sitting near someone’s valve stems unattended?
pair of dykes will cut a valve stem pretty easily and quickly. have to pull the tire off to replace the valve stem too. No real damage, besides a $2 valve stem. Just time and labor.
Diagonal Cutter for those not in the know.
I'm sure a some handy ladies who love ladies could get the job done lickety-split.
Thank you, I was just about to get huffy about the stereotyping and say I'm not even sure I'd know what a stem pipe thingy is or what tools to use, lol. I'm one of the least handy people in the KCMO area. Edited to correct huffy-induced typos
"pair of dykes" - never piss off lesbians
MUCH faster and safer for the do-gooder in this case.
Just a note, slicing perpendicular to the radius/across the belts isn't repairable at all. Another note, [watch out for high pressure tires](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pL9kOUtyKHY).
Knocked him clean out his shirt
If I saw someone slashing their tires, no I didn't.
The amount of wasted extra spaces it takes to park a truckosaurus is inversely proportional to the competence of the owner, obviously. If you can't park it - don't drive it...
So there's this app called Parking Mobility that you can submit on behalf of assholes who park in accessible parking... since this one is using that as one of his three spots, you might try it out! I think it issues a ticket via mail or something. I haven't used it yet but it came recommended from elsewhere on Reddit
https://preview.redd.it/5y7qjvfhmk7d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20b3eb415542dccd989afaecef07a326b54a7d3d Yikes. Also, sounds like they will only accept pictures taken thru the app, minimum three, and it takes time. Sounds like you’d be putting yourself at risk to file a report that (supposedly) a lot of departments don’t accept. Good idea, but probably not worth it.
Yeah that language is gonna be in just about every end user license agreement out there.
Saw one of those trucks up in Liberty a year or two ago except it was a Ford F250. This Ford was in the parking lot of a Target, it was suspended even higher up than this Chevy was, the Ford had this crazy bright red painted lift kit and red rims and of course didn’t have a scratch or a speck of mud or dirt on it. Looked absolutely ridiculous, like a clown car.
Why do people hide the plate? Put this trash on blast!
Pavement princess
Yeah, low profile tires and a level kit. Doesn't haul anything or tow, and would crack a rim if it hit a branch/rock/decent sized pothole.
Main character syndrome.
Why are we covering up the license plate?
The lil dicked guy
Hey! I don’t even drive a truck! Oh wait…
The guy whose only co dependency is making sure you know his truck has a bigger erection than you ever will
Final Boss of Douchebags
Wow what an extreme douche
fuckin brodozers
And this piece of shit went for the hat trick by blocking a handicap space.
Let me guess, he needs that for “work” or to get mulch from Home Depot once a year
/u/Unidan
"that's a name I haven't heard in a long long time"
Someone left their gender affirming vehicle in the wrong spot again. I would be so embarrassed to drive such an emotional support vehicle. This person must truly be sick and in need of help.
I just spit on the door handles. I know it's tempting fate with these types (likely armed and short fused). I also point and laugh when I see pavement princesses on the road. I may die from this.
Big Belton energy
I was going to say Gardner lol
I agree with Gardner
Wonder if he'll find the GPS tracker on it now...
Redneck !!! Yes whoo …gimme a dip!! You have a purdy mouth…
Rednecks either have a hold ass rust bucket truck or a new truck thats completely stock. This dude probably lived his whole life in the burbs.
They say the bigger of a vehicle you drive the more likely you’re an asshole…
Teslas are fairly small
If he doesn’t park like that there won’t be room for his ladder if someone parks next to him.
You can tell the selective breeding program has gone too far. This poor truck is a far cry from the useful working truck of only a few generations ago. Man's hubris and science has bred the truck out of the truck, extenuating features that serve no useful purpose.
Only type of person to own that type of truck would also let Trump cum in their mouth.
Oh definitely a classic Trumpkin.
Apparently I don't park like an asshole
I believe Thaddius Von Douche Knuckle III operates this particular motor carriage
We all know the owner of that truck can't read.
Just a question, but what's with people blacking out license plates?? Isn't that just public information? We see license plates every day on the road, I can't imagine it's a security risk, right?
Likely forum doxxing rules.
You see things every day in public you shouldnt blast on the internet
https://preview.redd.it/uv60qjcxik7d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=654113260ad7dec1d9c6a31b4ec48a202fe582f1 Probably related to this person
Doubt they're on reddit. Try Facebook
Let me guess, Texas plates?
You mean Texas temp tags?
You should know by now that everyone here drives tiny Kia sedans.
Sometimes you *really* have to pee!
What a jerk! Not only taking up two parking spaces, but one in handicapped! What a demon!
Three spots, actually.
which QT?
That's impressive. Like he definitely thought about how to cause maximum inconvenience to other.
I spit on these trucks when they do this
Pavement princess
For a second I thought it was my neighbor but it’s missing the “show me your tits” but in Spanish in huge bold letters
Nice tires you've got there. It'd be a shame if something happened to them.
Dbag move for sure but I'm frankly surprised it has a license plate. What's with so many bro dozer trucks not running license plates in the KC area?
Maga
I’m not that kind of person but if I saw this, I think I’d actually key that truck
What a loser.
My bad.Casey's was closed iykyk
I used to have a bunch of cut vinyl stickers that said 'Small Penis Club'. They were like 1/2 inch tall and 3 inches long and blended well with the dealer decals. Every time I came across one of these trucks, I'd slap one on the back. I ran out years ago and never made more. I hope there are still a few driving a round, but I doubt it.
Someone trying to compensate for his small dick and brain!
Thought they were at Casey's
Gulag. Straight to the gulag.
Douchebag is in there trying to figure out why his card is declining.
Gonna need an electron microscope to find that dude’s twig and berries
This person would find reddit way too liberal. Post to FB
This is why i keep small roofing nails in the glove compartment, easy to drop under the tires as you walk by.
Lol what a prick.
wow what a prick
78th street?
Douche canoe starter pack right there
Must have left his Truck Nuts at home
What a tool
I don't know, but I bet his name is Dick.
Benefit of the doubt, someone had deep-down diarrhea that couldn't wait for home
Guys c'mon! He obviously reeeeaaally needed to poop. That or he was having some sort of medical emergency bc those are literally the only two reasons that's even remotely acceptable.
This is a George Carlin but come to life: "Yeah, yeah, yeah. You wanna give me my fucking change, please?! I'm triple parked!"
Only correct answer is "douchebag".
It takes special kind of asshole to do this. I’ve driven big trucks and will always park them further away so I don’t have to worry about parking poorly. Then there’s this guy
Wow. Entitled much. And blocking handicap? Wow
It's like those 4 door (sedan style) truck guys are having a competition of who can keep their truck sedans the cleanest.
😂 I'm pretty sure I saw that truck this am on the way to NKC
Which QT was this? If it was in a suburb should have called the cops and get that douche a nice expensive ticket for parking in a handicap spot. KcMO wouldn't bother.
When you really gotta shit
Not me
Whoops I tripped with my keys in my hand and accidentally ran it all the way up the side