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mrlotato

I only see one videographer rolling


Kenz0wuntaps

Lmfao best comment


TommyToes96

Okay this is the funniest comment I have seen this week šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


ThAtWeIrDgUy1311

Wtf. Absolutely no stabilizer muscle, or any muscle for that matter... "Give the camera to frank so he can feel included"


Dreadedsemi

He accidentally turned off stabilizer switch.


PerfectInfamy

Its crazy


4list4r

Thatā€™s sad actually, the corpulency of it all. Time to jog it all off.


CptBloodshot

Had to Google corpulency, oof what a word to whip out


geeshjeez

corpulence noun The condition of being excessively fat; obesity. Excessive fatness; fleshiness; obesity


SmokeGSU

So... nothing to do with corpses...


kingbetete

Actually, you're right. Corpulent is from Latin corpulentus, from corpus "body." The Latin suffix -ulentus, corresponding to English -ulent, has the meaning "full of, having in quantity." Found it online.


NedSeegoon

r/thisguylatins


Teacup_of_Terror

r/ofcoursethatsasub


NedSeegoon

r/subsifellfor


MostNormalDollEver

r/thisguythisguys


TheStargunner

So ā€˜full bodiedā€™ which is how I like my wineā€¦ And only my wineā€¦


prizzle426

Like ā€œopulenceā€ but in the body.


thenopenoodle15

Nope just soon to be if it keeps up


PoliteCanadian2

Well, not yet


phenyle

corpse, corpulent, corps, corpus, corporal are all from the same root


jdudeos

Not yet, anyway


ecksdeeeXD

What a burn on the use in a sentence too. ā€œHer corpulency is such that she requires two seats on public conveyances.ā€


ninjanerd032

It's so specific but this was really the right scenario for it.


TalaohaMaoMoa69

Bro had to use big words for a big person. So it makes sense


ultrazipsac

Corpulency = american


Just_PM_ME_Pictures0

Ya trifflin and ignorant.


ultrazipsac

Butthurt much?


Just_PM_ME_Pictures0

My butt is fine, thank you for asking.


ultrazipsac

The video showing 3 disgusting americans sack of shit is right there but you want to deny. Typical american kid


Just_PM_ME_Pictures0

Okay, let's make generalizations and completely ignore logic... It's 3 people. Not everyone in America is obese. You know this. Everyone knows this. Is it a problem here? Yes. This is a waste of my time, though. You just want to be annoying. You did great, good job.


ultrazipsac

Obesity currently affects four out of 10 Americans, according to data from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) https://www.forbes.com/health/weight-loss/obesity-statistics/ Go play your videogame, kiddo and STFU


Just_PM_ME_Pictures0

Calling someone a child as a way of belittling them actually makes you seem like a child yourself. Worse, a fragile and immature adult. You're trying to act like you're above me. You know nothing about me. You're making assumptions based stereotypes. Your words mean nothing to me. I don't care. Also, 40 percent is a minority. So, it shouldn't be used as a generalization.


T1nnC4nn

That is brutal šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Reasonable_Town3623

Like obesity is not Latin for German?


Lotzekop

corpulency. as in obesity. the condition of having an excess of body fat her corpulency is such that she requires two seats on public conveyances.


evlhornet

Conveyances: *plural noun* The action or process of transporting someone or something from one place to another.


nexisfan

Check spelling


evlhornet

Thank you


zeeshan2223

Oh id say its also part how can i make this moment about me as well


cesptc

She literally couldnā€™t get up


Solidsnake00901

Imagine being so fat you literally can't stand there. You can't even get up.


Inevitable_Loquat_90

Don't need to kill the cameraman, his cholesterol will do that for us


acockblockedorange

They see me rolling, they hatin'.


vinelandfrenzy

she moves like her center of mass is outside her body.


Fleischer444

Im sorry but thats the funniest ever


Typical_Estimate5420

Iā€™m over here cackling


IcedFreon

We've lost the rear stabilizer!!


jarne15

THERE IS A HOLE IN YOUR LEFT WING


Puzzleheaded-Chair10

I cant even comprehend that someone can get so out of shape they cant stand up after multiple attempts. I just dont get it.


flannelNcorduroy

They gave up trying to maintain any semblance of a healthy relationship with food somewhere in there teens and never recovered. Most of us put on 20lbs then make a change to fix the trajectory. Someone this big has never had a single successful attempt at fitness or a healthy diet.


cmcdevitt11

I can't even imagine how they do anything that doesn't require a lot of physical exertion hell, not even a little bit of physical exertion. I'm a lucky person. I eat like crazy and rarely get overweight. I'm probably 10 lb overweight. But I do lift weights at least three times a week on top of going for a 1-hour walk every evening with the dog. On top of that, I'm a general contractor. I don't do a lot of physical work anymore. Good God it's only going to get worse too. Because it's sure as hell isn't getting any better


Trumpville-Imbeciles

You sound like you stay busy enough to keep weight off. As long as you're not like consuming loads of sugar


cmcdevitt11

Sugar is my downfall. I don't smoke or drink but one bite of sugar is followed by 30 more


Trumpville-Imbeciles

Story of my life


flannelNcorduroy

Yeah that's pretty much it. I used to eat like crazy and I kept getting fat so I kept doing something about it every time I noticed it got to a uncomfortable place, and did something to turn it around. Had I not Id be as big as the lady in the video.


deepinthemosh

To be fair, that last frame really did come out nice. Too bad the person filming had to get into a fight with an invisible python around their legs for most of the event


MrAmusedDouche

I've seen better balance in a student's bank account


TalaohaMaoMoa69

Even a toddler has better "getting back up" skills than her


AnTTr0n

Jesus everyone needs to go on a diet.


jazzzzzcabbage

Jesus. That's both fucking hilarious and pathetic.


squidensalada

It is saddening. I would be mortified.


Wolfyscruffer

It's like watching a tortoise on its back.


Chmuurkaa_

That last frame would make a dope ass picture though


YOUSSEFmodySALLYface

I feel bad laughing at this


Emotional-Cheetah-16

Odd. I didnā€™t.


MEGAMAN2312

Feel bad or laughing?


TalaohaMaoMoa69

L A U G H


Ok-Pipe859

Gym


tama_tama_chameleom

This has to be fake right?


Code-V

Yes, they're all in a fat suit they stole from the set of The Whale. It's actually Brendan Fraser who's filming


_Dayofid_

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EggonomicalSolutions

Merica


Bostonmick

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son - Dean Wormer


PoliteCanadian2

Yes! Lol


Bignicholas75

Average 60 year old British man


cmcdevitt11

I'm 65. I saw that movie at least seven times. Hell I saw it in the theaters three times in 3 weeks. But of course we snuck it through the back door


LuisAN30

Be fucking bigger. Jesus Christ, how do people go through the day like this


RednocNivert

Being bigger is the problem at hand already


cmcdevitt11

They keep wanting to blame the food manufacturers.. okay I'll maybe put 10% of that for this issue. But the rest is just a fucking horror story. Supposedly Red lobster went out of business because people were not eating for a couple days and then going there and eating as much as they could without exploding. It was all for the all you can eat. I heard one story that a bus got out in front of a Red lobster and they were all excited howling like dogs for the all you can eat. That makes me sick


SirNightmate

Imagine being so unfit at this age that you canā€™t stand up properly after fallingā€¦


cmcdevitt11

Can you see 30 years later.? Bedridden


CLxJames

I had to stop watching the bottom video, I was getting nauseous


coast9k

Jesus chrost, I'm not eating til Sunday


Marcotee75

Absolutely incompetent human being


Healthy_Economist_84

Body positive


TalaohaMaoMoa69

Yeah... if this is what theyre promoting to be the norm? Pass.


cmcdevitt11

I'm a general contractor and have some young guys who work for me about 25. And we talk about thin women. And I told them dudes when I was your age. They were all thin. They couldn't believe it


cmcdevitt11

God I miss all the thin women


shazenger

Great song choice


BumblebeeSouth2853

Unintentional slapstick comedy šŸ˜‚


EzBlitz

At the end she was able to get a good shot of the couple tho.


NotTheAverageAnon

If a disgusting level of incompetence was a person.


SenorNZ

Let me guess, American?


Steelquill

Should it matter?


ScepticalFella

"Infuriatingly Fat"


Steelquill

Should be a sub.


InternationalHoney85

Holy shit, that was a life or death situation for that lady. Wow.


shankartz

Just stay on the ground lady.


bumpmoon

If this isnt the biggest motivation for these people to get their shit straight and lose all that weight I dont know what would be. That person has essentially eaten their way to a disability.


Katerwurst

Thatā€™s the best proposal video of all time in the whole universe.


Gonathen

Looks like one of those scenes that almost every call of duty game included because some obstacles had to get in front of the main character to make the story longer.


A-Largo

Being fat is not ok people !


T1nnC4nn

Imagine youre so fat you cant even stand up on uneven ground that is just tragic haha


Grunkofrodgar

Unfortunately the tsunami after killed thousands. I hate falling on sand by the ocean and causing a natural disaster


Standard_Rip465

I felt the tremor that day.


mixomatoso

Shai-Hulud incoming


MaddestDudeEver

These are some very sturdy people. Except one.


The1SCHNITZEL

How do you even get to this point?


yourtree

Bro lost all of their stability after the first trip


Far_Sentence3700

They all look like a bunch of menates


the-foxx-king

Dude shes got the pov of a Call of duty cutscenešŸ’€


j9mmy__

Falling head-first into the ground while trying to stand up from your kneesā€¦ we wont have to kill him his heart will do that in about 6 months


Bignicholas75

Bro just got off the ship from Wall-E


kOdderikke

Imagine being so fat you cant even fcking stand up after falling.... We have absolutely ZERO need for people that useless in a working society


TommyToes96

Happy cake day? Quite the comment to reply to šŸ˜‚


kOdderikke

Am i wrong tho? šŸ˜


TalaohaMaoMoa69

This is the first time im seeing a person fall down because he tried get back up.


PerfectInfamy

This is just embarrassing


Moonetale

Can anyone please tell me what is the name of the song?


Pure_Marketing4319

Walk of Life by Dire Straits


Georgieman420

Heā€™s in a battle rn canā€™t record


livelife3574

Damn, the new season of 700 lb Family and Friends is lit af.


Hot_Lobster222

The bigger they are the harder they fall!!!


anikoiau

So much fat in one video


ninjanerd032

Running in a dream but in real life.


Lordofderp33

Wow, i just vomited in my mouth looking at this. It's like a turtle got flipped over, but gross.


Megat_Terlajak

give her a chance ... there must be a reason for her to do this ... lets wait for post production ..


Dumbluigi989

r/therewasanattempt


TalaohaMaoMoa69

Yeah... body positivity.... But this aint it.


PotatoDonki

Hopefully that was a wake up call. Though, more than likely, it wasnā€™t.


cmcdevitt11

Can you imagine the reception? Oh my Lord, the food


SomedayShine

I bet if you tell her to start going to the gym she would call you fatphobic


Aeit_

Boneless cameraman


jakagon

Imagine getting that fat that you find it difficult standing up. Disgusting, genuinely


Steelquill

I almost feel uncomfortable watching this. Like; how do you let this happen to yourself?


cmcdevitt11

It makes me ill


Which_Ad5080

"Google photo" app is damn good at stabilizing videos but for that one I'm not sure it'll do... šŸ˜‚


Revolution_Evolves_1

u/savevideobot


Actual_Theory_8687

So thereā€™s 2 people filming


pcweber111

Well ya gotta capture the moment in a candid way right?


Electronic-Touch2347

r/NameThatSong


drowsypants

I r send this video so many times but never seen the actual camera footage


FinanciallySecure9

These comments are pure gold.


SnooBunnies9889

10/10 capture


Calm_Language7462

Even when she gets the camera pointed in the right direction, and it comes into focus, it's lop sided. Even if she were standing, I'm very confident that she would've fucked that up...


Franz_Solo

say what you will but she got the shot in the end!


YahYahY

I meanā€¦.weā€™re all literally watching another camera angle that caught the whole thing. Wasnā€™t a disaster


bumpmoon

If my only footage of my proposal had a blubbering mass of cheese, milkshake and fries tumbling about like Godzilla trying to level Tokyo I probably wouldnt use it. This video is fucking embarrasing.


Pastafrola_Barata

to the walk of life, que temazo por dios!


AtrumsalusOG

Where is the other video taker?


Venus_Dust

Hey, the last shot was actually nice (and arguably the more important moment)


Economy-Review-789

Thank God the paparazzi was there šŸ˜


Late_Flow_2797

Dammit cadence you had only one job!


TommyToes96

Is she dying of laughter or just so fucking enormous that she can't get up again?


cmcdevitt11

Christ Almighty what happened to this country? One day it's just going to explode from obesity.


Steelquill

Fat people have always been a thing. Everywhere.


cmcdevitt11

No they have not. How old are you? I'm 65


kenshin_wowski

That's a TON to handle šŸ˜”


420toker

Imagine being that fucking useless. I would kill myself


cookiemitea

Honestly Iā€™m not here to make fun of her or body shame them. Iā€™m more frustrated that she was clearly being obnoxious about the fall and it distracted from her friends moment. It was fine until I saw her making enough noise (I assume laughing) to make the couple look at her. I totally understand the couple being fine with it but from an outsider perspective itā€™s just really rude. Take your fall, be quiet about it, let your friend have her moment. Why ruin this (hopefully) one time pivotal moment of her life??


JimmyThunderPenis

Is I ever reach a point in my life where I literally can't stand up or balance simply because of my own shape and size, just fucking kill me.


Auntie_Vodka

At that point I'd just continue filming from the ground oh my goodness


Thurn64

Ngl the end composition was fire, worth the roll


Black3rdMoon

I see this as a daily reminder to eat healthy food


TheMcWhopper

Faker than some sweet n low


Armando_Bardo

obesidad morbida pobre persona


Partysaurulophus

I was having a good day until just now.


SnammySnosa

Imagine letting yourself get so fat that you canā€™t even take a proper video. Thats some chubbb.


Lumpy-Ad4141

Women ā˜•ļø


Bombsk

Beached whale sightings seem common on this beach.


Spare-Spot-1546

Man the struggle is real


toshiaj12679

When I say he had me ROLLING šŸ”„


Kidaryuu

Modern times are forgiving.


Exact-Lengthiness-67

I just want to be like that couple in my life how they just ignored videographer rolling and focus on proposing


416PRO

What planet are these Lumps from? That guy is like one of those 30 day old chickens that can not stand.


Disastrous-Refuse141

Imagine being so heavy that you can't take a video.


Neodeastra777

Why are there 2 people filming this? Staged?


SonnyULTRA

Itā€™s a marriage proposal you dingus.


Neodeastra777

Ohhhhh I didn't realize that! Makes sense why there are 2 people filming instead of one!


Few_Farm_2723

Americans should be banned from eating, they take over all the food in the world, lol these people eat for four people and that represents a lot of people in the USA


Steelquill

Soooooo one nation must starve to feed the rest of the planet? Let alone what kind of tyrannical global power would be needed to forcefully starve over 30 million people.


cmcdevitt11

I went on one Cruise. We got to do a meet and greet with the captain, engineer, all the guys in their crisp white outfits. Seven of them. I asked about the propulsion system. Yada yada yada the next guy asked a question and he says to the captain of a $650 million fucking ship. Why don't you have trays in the eating areas Captain? The captain looks a little perplexed and says to the guy. Well we do that so the dishes don't get stacked up on the trays and as soon as someone is done with their meal we take the dish away. So the captain says to the guy. I'm sorry I have to ask why do you ask about trays in the eating area. And the guy says I kid you not. I have to get up more than once to eat. I felt like yelling out well. Maybe you shouldn't eat so much.


Voeker

Obviously faked


mrlotato

Idk bro, one time this fat lady at my job broke a chair and rolled on the ground and struggled to get up almost exactly like this lady. It was a sight.


TommyToes96

Too bad it wasn't filmed too, right?


cmcdevitt11

Did she come back to work the next day?


mrlotato

Yeah lol my socially oblivious coworker immediately brought up the incident and started laughing too. It was awkward af lol


SnowFox76

Agreed, the plant she tripped on was a paid actor.