Where it's illegal to have sex toys, yes, this is definitely just a massage gun for your muscles and back! It is not illegal to import in and use as a massager.
I know that mace, it has a built in massage feature, really handy for long battles.
Also just casually held in the right hand the Flame of the West, forged from the shards of Narsil.
To be honest, I thought the off hand "weapon." Was an anti tank grenade for a second. Also, bold of me to put quotations around weapon that thing might hurt if you get boinked with it.
That mace looks weird. I don't think it's for boinking cumans.
imagine Sir Robard changing his mace for this
Maybe that would keep Lady Stephanie in check.
thats because its made to do bonus damage to your mom
You lout.
i have been constantly coming back to this comment because that was honestly hilarious and i laugh my ass off everytime at being called a lout
You hear Theresa's voice calling you lout don't you?
Oh it’s definitely for boinking.
Are we talking about the same thing?
It's definitely for bapping in and around the hood.
Cumans harder
You lack imagination!
Return of the King and the Coming of the Queen
I recognize Anduril, but not the other one, is it Sheba’s Mace?
Bilbos walking stick?
Is it not Narsil? The picture quality isn’t very high so I can’t 100% confirm but I don’t see the writing on the blade.
Gonna Kingdom Cum all over the place
Are you Cumin or are you Cummin?
Lesbians playing KCD be like
Squirtle use water gun! Fuck wrong game
Threatening way to interview trees
I'm feeling quite rumbly
I suppose they had to top A Woman's Lot somehow.
Henry has come!
Henry is coming!
People instantly think this is some kind of vibrating dildo... but isnt this just a massage gun?
Originally it was. But apparently people found it more convenient as a sex toy
This is definitely the kind of content I was expecting when I joined this sub about a medieval RPG videogame
Where it's illegal to have sex toys, yes, this is definitely just a massage gun for your muscles and back! It is not illegal to import in and use as a massager.
That's from another game. There is clearly no magic in KCD. So the magic wand is either a mod or it's from another game.
Cum - ans now it makes sense
One weapon makes cumans run, other makes them cum
I know that mace, it has a built in massage feature, really handy for long battles. Also just casually held in the right hand the Flame of the West, forged from the shards of Narsil.
I saw that weapon before. It's a some kind of mace that can be found in lady Stephanie room. But it's some how useless.
On the way from the herb woman near Uzhitz
The Cumans aren’t that barbaric, they’d appreciate those back massagers
I legit read the title as Cummins as I scrolled past.
I really should have cross-posted this instead of just tagging the sub in the op.
Who is she😍
To be honest, I thought the off hand "weapon." Was an anti tank grenade for a second. Also, bold of me to put quotations around weapon that thing might hurt if you get boinked with it.
https://preview.redd.it/ehvu4zh33w6d1.png?width=1188&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc0b9f2f4ecf19d1f6047756e32c8cb253788377
You would use those weapons against cummings
r/okbuddykobyla
Kingdomcum: Deliver it
Cringe
Could be Sázava 😉, looks like it.
I will show this to my girlfriend.
Is that a medieval vibrator?🤣