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Tredicidodici

You are not a mall ninja. You’re a marketplace samurai.


FiddlesFromMyFingers

Bazaar Hashashin


Future_Radio_5687

Nobody knows what you’re saying. Leave


Bisqcateer

Mercantile marauder


-Mafakka-

Redneck Tony Stark


Consequence_Slow

Hill People DARPA has entered the chat.....


rouge-agent007

It’s all fun and games until there is a hole poked in your hand.


Financial_Flower_93

thats why you have to cut off the ring finger


JaytheTriumphator

Think about it though, cutting the ring finger logically speaking is a pretty stupid way to identify as a member of a secret assassin society https://preview.redd.it/k9u9b5mxl3qc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7d1bb7d0684b0975ef63c4d7d2ecbcca90f3afe


Consequence_Slow

How do you think he's gonna "loose" that virginity? 🤔


YoloLikeaMofo

Very assassins creed


Sargent_Dan_

You know, I opened this post to chuckle at how silly this is, but then I really looked at it and I'm honestly quite impressed! Well done, very cool gadget 👏 I would be careful carrying this anywhere in public (doesn't sound like you will though) because I think legally it could get you in trouble.


6strings2thisworld

no way in hell id walk around with this, very illegal, but it can stab boxes pretty well


IsaiasRi

Them boxes will never seer it coming!


Sargent_Dan_

I figured we were all on the same page there, just wanted to be sure 😉 Again, very impressed 💯


AdVisible2250

Not in Arizona , our governor decided all weapons are legal to carry and recently got rid of the last weapons law on the books preventing nunchucks from being carried lol love this state .


DB-Tops

Do not stab yourself...


HobsHere

There's No Way that could possibly go wrong!


Plantiacaholic

Don’t wear it when you take a piss!!😱


GianCarlo0024

It's legal where I live and it's crude but super cool


Mdoraz

How do you provide the downward force to close it? Or is it not like a microtech where you push up to deploy and down to retract?


Young_Bu11

That big spring on the side.


Mdoraz

oh so you need to constantly be pulling on the chain attached to your thumb to have it deployed. That seems very painful!


Young_Bu11

But also helps insure you don't accidentally cut yourself.


nuke_eyepopper

I would flip it over and make it above the fist. This is freaking awesome my dude!


tiniestvioilin

Now you just need to chop your ring finger off and you've got a great cosplay going


bumbumgotanygrapes

r/mallninjashit is down the hall and to the left


B34STlyBOY

That’s fucking cool


idcalex94

Lmfao I thought this was a shit post but I’m thoroughly impressed. Nice work !


vantageAVID

Nice


[deleted]

Very fun never take it outside never get arrested with it. This is not something cops like to see...


Flyawaytuna_

This is awesome, just hope there’s no follow up post about losing your ring finger


TSMStar

Omg I get this


Jack3489

Seems like an awkward way to open Amazon packages.


killerbern666

that sketchy level is OVER NINE THOUSANDS!


BCAsher82

Are you Ezio?


RaptorJesusDesu

https://youtu.be/20QBe43tyVM?si=xYoTPv9Dc6MMFDjV


Aptivus42

Be sure to post pictures when you stab your hand!


Averagecrabenjoyer69

Damn! I'm impressed.


Consequence_Slow

I wanted to hate this, but the amount of thinking you needed to do to make this "work" prevents me from doing so. But I'm still gonna clown around and crack a few jokes.


KennedyX8

This rules


Sagebrush_Sky

You been watchin’ Taxi Driver?


tman-the-superhero

Just remember why Ezio and Altair had their ring fingers removed.... looks sick tho


OneOfTheFewRemaining

ASSASINS CREED ANYONE???


flipyflop9

Yup that’s how you stab yourself.


Lastofthehaters

Calm down there Mall ninja, leave some ladies for the rest of us


IzzyMandelbaumJr

Data from the Goonies?


Phil_Da_Thrill

Why not wear it such that the blade comes out the top of the wrist like Star Wars Republic Commando so you don’t accidentally stab your hand.


___courier___

I bet you like Assassons' Creed


csxmd602

At first, I thought dude has some weird ass fingers but then I noticed what you did, and I'll say OK it's cool.


brickbaterang

Settle down there mr Bickle


wiseau7

Genius


sweetnpc

OMG i’m a fan of ac i d love to make this did u follow a tutorial? :D


AdVisible2250

Needs a bracket that allows it to slide up and lock in place before opening . Have you considered hiding it in a Cain or inside a shoe ?


DNL81

You got too much time bro. But a nice idea.


Consequence_Slow

What you got? Not enough time? Are you stuck in a paradox? Do you require assistance? 🤔


DNL81

The sunset is nice.


gayneger

love it


International784Red

Stupid.


6strings2thisworld

i just shat my pants


Consequence_Slow

I, too, just shat my pantaloons.


International784Red

Everyone that downvoted this stupid thing. Please see the above post.


PissinginTheW1nd

How well does it stab though?


maximumderp

at least you can dress up as a biblically accurate Jesus this Easter if you stab yourself.