Think about it though, cutting the ring finger logically speaking is a pretty stupid way to identify as a member of a secret assassin society
https://preview.redd.it/k9u9b5mxl3qc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7d1bb7d0684b0975ef63c4d7d2ecbcca90f3afe
You know, I opened this post to chuckle at how silly this is, but then I really looked at it and I'm honestly quite impressed! Well done, very cool gadget 👏
I would be careful carrying this anywhere in public (doesn't sound like you will though) because I think legally it could get you in trouble.
Not in Arizona , our governor decided all weapons are legal to carry and recently got rid of the last weapons law on the books preventing nunchucks from being carried lol love this state .
I wanted to hate this, but the amount of thinking you needed to do to make this "work" prevents me from doing so.
But I'm still gonna clown around and crack a few jokes.
You are not a mall ninja. You’re a marketplace samurai.
Bazaar Hashashin
Nobody knows what you’re saying. Leave
Mercantile marauder
Redneck Tony Stark
Hill People DARPA has entered the chat.....
It’s all fun and games until there is a hole poked in your hand.
thats why you have to cut off the ring finger
Think about it though, cutting the ring finger logically speaking is a pretty stupid way to identify as a member of a secret assassin society https://preview.redd.it/k9u9b5mxl3qc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7d1bb7d0684b0975ef63c4d7d2ecbcca90f3afe
How do you think he's gonna "loose" that virginity? 🤔
Very assassins creed
You know, I opened this post to chuckle at how silly this is, but then I really looked at it and I'm honestly quite impressed! Well done, very cool gadget 👏 I would be careful carrying this anywhere in public (doesn't sound like you will though) because I think legally it could get you in trouble.
no way in hell id walk around with this, very illegal, but it can stab boxes pretty well
Them boxes will never seer it coming!
I figured we were all on the same page there, just wanted to be sure 😉 Again, very impressed 💯
Not in Arizona , our governor decided all weapons are legal to carry and recently got rid of the last weapons law on the books preventing nunchucks from being carried lol love this state .
Do not stab yourself...
There's No Way that could possibly go wrong!
Don’t wear it when you take a piss!!😱
It's legal where I live and it's crude but super cool
How do you provide the downward force to close it? Or is it not like a microtech where you push up to deploy and down to retract?
That big spring on the side.
oh so you need to constantly be pulling on the chain attached to your thumb to have it deployed. That seems very painful!
But also helps insure you don't accidentally cut yourself.
I would flip it over and make it above the fist. This is freaking awesome my dude!
Now you just need to chop your ring finger off and you've got a great cosplay going
r/mallninjashit is down the hall and to the left
That’s fucking cool
Lmfao I thought this was a shit post but I’m thoroughly impressed. Nice work !
Nice
Very fun never take it outside never get arrested with it. This is not something cops like to see...
This is awesome, just hope there’s no follow up post about losing your ring finger
Omg I get this
Seems like an awkward way to open Amazon packages.
that sketchy level is OVER NINE THOUSANDS!
Are you Ezio?
https://youtu.be/20QBe43tyVM?si=xYoTPv9Dc6MMFDjV
Be sure to post pictures when you stab your hand!
Damn! I'm impressed.
I wanted to hate this, but the amount of thinking you needed to do to make this "work" prevents me from doing so. But I'm still gonna clown around and crack a few jokes.
This rules
You been watchin’ Taxi Driver?
Just remember why Ezio and Altair had their ring fingers removed.... looks sick tho
ASSASINS CREED ANYONE???
Yup that’s how you stab yourself.
Calm down there Mall ninja, leave some ladies for the rest of us
Data from the Goonies?
Why not wear it such that the blade comes out the top of the wrist like Star Wars Republic Commando so you don’t accidentally stab your hand.
I bet you like Assassons' Creed
At first, I thought dude has some weird ass fingers but then I noticed what you did, and I'll say OK it's cool.
Settle down there mr Bickle
Genius
OMG i’m a fan of ac i d love to make this did u follow a tutorial? :D
Needs a bracket that allows it to slide up and lock in place before opening . Have you considered hiding it in a Cain or inside a shoe ?
You got too much time bro. But a nice idea.
What you got? Not enough time? Are you stuck in a paradox? Do you require assistance? 🤔
The sunset is nice.
love it
Stupid.
i just shat my pants
I, too, just shat my pantaloons.
Everyone that downvoted this stupid thing. Please see the above post.
How well does it stab though?
at least you can dress up as a biblically accurate Jesus this Easter if you stab yourself.