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My girlfriend is rolling her eyes at you
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This is pure heresy, but chingoos look at the likes. Is he actually onto something?
I have 2 important questions that everyone in this sub knows the answers to:
What do you call the act of jumping and popping simultaneously?
Which group is Dahyun apart of?
/uj I was a member of the clique back in high school, unfortunately their scaled and icy album was a miss for me and I grew out of them
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I had to, chin🦆. It’s the only way you would recognize my passion 🤩
Being in the Clique is really cool. It's a shame you didn't join earlier when Scott Hall was still alive. Could you tell me how you met them and which one is your favorite? What is Shawn Michaels like in person? Has Kevin Nash torn a quad recently? Does HHH ever ask you for booking ideas?
Lucy, Stella, Bella, Jane, Jennifer Lopez, Tatum, Channing , Olivia, Sohyeon, Seoyeon, Soyeon, Seohyeon, Creamsoup, Cocoloco, Taeyeon, Taeyang, Taehyung, Huening Bahiyyih, Kai, D.O, K-Hope, Chiquita, Pharita and Rizz.
How did I do? Do you think that they'll like their new names?
uj/ Nice a fellow tøp stan in the wild. I wonder how much cliquepoop and kpoop overlap
rj/ Which Kwangya inhabitant do you think stole Tyler's car radio? (it had to be them!)
/uj no... I quoted bangchan's friend, Bam Bam from Got7
Got7 was on ASC (After School Club) and Mark said that Bam Bam is either the Maknae or the big hyung in the group and ol girl said that Bam Bam is not big and he said:
"How do you.. how do you know I'm not big? " Then he looked down. A lot of us think he looked towards his crotch area 😂😂
right.. what's funny is that in the same episode, Bambam looked down at his crotch area twice.
The 1st time the members were talking about which body part their most confident in and Bambam said, "I can not show em" then looked down 😂😂
2nd time was after his; how do you know I'm not big statement 🤣🤣
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will seonghwa breastfeed me?
yes
thank you, im so happy 😭😭😭
Yes is the correct answer
Define "Jopping".
cheating on k-pop with j-pop
blasphemous. jopping is the most nationalistic thing a kwangya national can do
me listening to le sserafim
Listening to Sakura in any capacity cannot be cheating. My girlfriend agrees
The myth of consent... Did you forget to ask MHJ?
https://preview.redd.it/alj8ksxieq0d1.jpeg?width=312&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=955a000d6552c6ce2d0926e50095b41d94cb982b My girlfriend is rolling her eyes at you
Yes
unironically real
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I'm cheating on jpop with kpop. I guess I'm kopping.
what is your opinion on wontbowyoung's strawberry eating techniques?
they exist, but they shouldn't
the only right answer. thank you for finally taking down wontbowyoung, ive been waiting for this day ever since i saw her kill my whole family.
#CEASE AND DESIST
what's after like???
in the time following (an event or another period of time).
why did wontbowyoung jump out of the plane? to find out whats after like!
No. 👀 It's bc she's: Narcissistic.. my gos she loves it 🫣
No she Sonkkeuteuro Accendio
Yuh-huh and I-hih is more than like, the time following an eventoranotherperiod of time yeah yeah yeah, yuh-huh and I-hih
Who’s the main vocal, main dancer, and visual in TØP?
Tyler Joseph.
Dang, all three? Guess the drum guy is a nugu… 😮💨
He's a dozen 😱
wontbowyoung
Jyp
Do you like cream soup?
nah chicken noodle soup is better
is the taste cocoloco though?
the most important question... is the room twinkle twinkle?
with a soda on the side??? 😳
yes
let it rain and clear it out... 😁
Correct answer
Chingoose, we have an aspiring Army here! 😍🎉💣🥁
🎶This is not what I had planned... THIS IS NOT WHAT I HAD PLANNED!🎶
I have 2 important questions that everyone in this sub knows the answers to: What do you call the act of jumping and popping simultaneously? Which group is Dahyun apart of? /uj I was a member of the clique back in high school, unfortunately their scaled and icy album was a miss for me and I grew out of them
A. jumping and popping simultaneously B. the group they're in (You will return. Nobody ever truly escapes Tyler and Josh. ***NOBODY.***)
Sorry but I'm long gone 🤷♀️ (trench still goes hard tho)
(welcome back to Trench)
Y’all need to overcompensate for this next semester.
Shouldn't we make sure they don't backslide first though?
Explain generations and your stance on the "5th gen" debate
Pokèmon Black is better
putting black ahead of black 2 is a bold and incorrect choice
but that's gen 6, they specifically asked about gen 5
Gen 6 is XY isn’t it
It is
B/W 2 are still gen 5. They're just sequels
What really happened that made Jinni leave Nmixx?
Jinni left Nmixx, what else would've happened
JYP outshined ur faves
How do you feel about cow hybrids?
some of them are cowards
/uj I FORGOT ABOUT THAT TWEET OH MY GODDDDD
Miyane chingoo
you don't need to bring Miyeon into this
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MHJ or HYBE? Edit: also, new jeans or baggy jeans?
A. MHJ B. baggy jeans ofc
bro's not going to support hags over twinks 🗣️🔥
Did all my opparrrssss and unnieeessss sell the soul 😇🔫😃🍆🫶🏽🥰🤓😎😤😉😩😚
sir/ma'am/whatever gender you are what the hell are you on
no unnieeee I can’t be on anything my opparsss don’t like that stuffs 😙🙂↕️🤩😟🫦💀🥰😩😭
what about nicotine from copious amounts of cigarettes?
Nah it's ket for sure
What do you think of ring ding dongs worldwide influence and impact on current world affairs?
...yea
How do you justify being a self proclaimed TOP Stan when G-Dragon and Taeyang have much more successful solo careers?
Because i like listening to TØP. If that's a problem for you, cry about it.
Good for you for not letting his marijuana scandal turn you away.
And when did this happen?
Blurryfaced chingoo I think they’re talking about the Koreans, everyone expects TØP to do weed
[2017](https://www.billboard.com/music/music-news/bigbang-top-suspended-prison-sentence-marijuana-7873897/)
Who paved the way?
the people that pave the roads
How did it make you feel to see Twenty One Pilots return for 2015 MAMA?
A. Wrong sub? B. I've only been in the Clique for about 6 months.
Being in the Clique is really cool. It's a shame you didn't join earlier when Scott Hall was still alive. Could you tell me how you met them and which one is your favorite? What is Shawn Michaels like in person? Has Kevin Nash torn a quad recently? Does HHH ever ask you for booking ideas?
NO THE SKELETON CLIQUE THE SKELETON CLIQUE
2nugu4me
is that a new group? kpop names these days are getting out of control
It's going to be the name of the next 24 member group
will morkly be in it?
Who stole Wony's strawbwony?
Ynow
Lee Know?
Do you think Nayeon enjoys holding hands with Dahyun or Momo more?
Momo ig
Explain HYBE x ADOR drama
HYBE ran into ADOR and didn't like that door after that
r/TechnicallyTheTruth
Failed mission successfully😭
name the 24 tripleS members!
I think they're a bg exclusive stan...
Lucy, Stella, Bella, Jane, Jennifer Lopez, Tatum, Channing , Olivia, Sohyeon, Seoyeon, Soyeon, Seohyeon, Creamsoup, Cocoloco, Taeyeon, Taeyang, Taehyung, Huening Bahiyyih, Kai, D.O, K-Hope, Chiquita, Pharita and Rizz. How did I do? Do you think that they'll like their new names?
who will be cursés next victim?
blèssings
has flower unnie ever hidden a jew in her basement before?
two, actually
two?? like the twenty one pilots song????? (the only thing more humiliating than being a t*ø*p fan and a kpop fan separately is being them together 😔)
yep mhm (with another tøp fan)
would you rather: be a jopper or be a queencard?
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I guess a queencard
should twenty one pilots albums start including photocards to boost sales to get out of nugu status?
*nervous nod*
deep fucking cut
so true bestie (this sentence calls me tf out 😭
theres no part of my music taste i can talk about without being bullied
who's the pick me in top
Neither are actual pick me people but ig if I have to pick then Tyler is
who is the hardest jopper in 4th gen
Pokemon Emerald (unless that's 3rd gen and I'm stupid)
What’re your lineup predictions for KCON LA this year?
i know there is a lineup
Is becoming a Mork saesang worth it financially?
I can answer that for you, chingoo. YES 💚
uj/ Nice a fellow tøp stan in the wild. I wonder how much cliquepoop and kpoop overlap rj/ Which Kwangya inhabitant do you think stole Tyler's car radio? (it had to be them!)
Not sure, but it was definitely them. At least they returned it in time for Trench.
omg 😭 to find a fellow tøp stan in this corner of the internet is… i am flabbergasted
haha yep rly i'm only here because I kept getting recommended this sub even though i know nothing about k-pop
how many baddies were in the porsche🤔
Cream soup or clean car?
Why is bang chan the hottest ugly k pop man ever?
he is called *bang*chan for a reason
His name was a prophecy all along
you know what else is big?
my FEET
How do you know I'm not big... 😏
/uj he said that? 🤡
/uj no... I quoted bangchan's friend, Bam Bam from Got7 Got7 was on ASC (After School Club) and Mark said that Bam Bam is either the Maknae or the big hyung in the group and ol girl said that Bam Bam is not big and he said: "How do you.. how do you know I'm not big? " Then he looked down. A lot of us think he looked towards his crotch area 😂😂
/uj bang chan is so unhinged I would not be surprised if he said that
right.. what's funny is that in the same episode, Bambam looked down at his crotch area twice. The 1st time the members were talking about which body part their most confident in and Bambam said, "I can not show em" then looked down 😂😂 2nd time was after his; how do you know I'm not big statement 🤣🤣
Man was clearly ovulating ❤️🔥
His heart
Is your room twinkle twinkle?
Why did Bangchan cancel his Channie room? 🥺
he got scared of you guys, that's why
That's... true
What is Lily hiding in her basement?
I’ve been dying to ask this question. What’s the beef between Jimin and Jeongyeon??
Do you feel like Cinderella naega byeonhae?
Finish the sentence: “My nose IS big. You know what else is big? My ___.”
Looks down... My feet 😂😂
What do you think about gay chicken rights?
only people are allowed to be gay
name every member of nct GO
hint there are 26
Is Le Sserafim's vocals the friends we made along the way?
Why do you think JYP is the greatest person in the world?
When is the next Pavement Construction 🐝🍵🍑 oppas tour?
왜 그런지 몰라 ??
mhm yep i totally know Korean
Are Sakura and Chaewon too haggy to debut?
No but you are ☺️
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thoughts on the seraphim?
Quick, name all the members of TripleS in order
Please explain how they target and differentiate the dates - the beginning and ending - for the K-Pop generations.
Name 5 groups with 5 members
i will name them all bob
What does K-pop represent in the South Korean government?
music and stuff i would assume
Besides Epik High’s, who has the best light stick?
objectively speaking, what is the best kpop group in existence?
What is the fifth season?
Can you please explain the horrors of a black ocean. Poor Girls Generation 😢
What is the message behind "wife" by g-idle
Who is your construction oppa bias?
*points to random murderer next to me* dunno him, but that guy ig
Left and Right or left to the right or Up & Down?
left to the right?
What generation is the best
Gen 1, the earliest Pokèmon games are the easiest to glitch out and I love them for that
Who’s hotter: Jimin, V, Kai. You gotta provide an explanation tho.
Jimim because a random name picker said so
Ah the name picker knows what’s up
Can I someday finna find my time?
Explain what the flair you used means 🔫
Would you rather have a clean car or cream soup (taste is cocoloco)