Think you’ve been watching too many crime dramas

You are right, reading all the comments, my wife and I definitely have. Genuinely though, loved reading all these comments, gave me a laugh. I won’t worry about litter anymore.

Yes the heat is very concerning. People are melting and all that remains are their shoes.

Or they got punched comically hard

Report what exactly?

The rapture

I thought Cell was in the loose.

No, those are shoes.

I mean littering is a crime but you'll never find who did it.

Aren't you required to tie the laces together and throw them over the power lines?

Yes! The police take shoe pollution very seriously! They will immediately send a team out to close the road, setup a crime scene, swab the shoes for dna, and send the owner of said shoes straight to jail! Thank you for doing your part!

We got a whole team on it. We got em working in shifts!

At least both are there. I’m more concerned about the single shoe on the side of the on ramp, on most highways. Like dude, one foot is going to be mangled from walking on the road and the other will be comfy. Not to mention the unbearable back pain from walking lop sided like that all the time…

One of my fave parts of downtown are when there's just one shoe in the middle of a street, I always try to imagine how

If the shoe fits...

Something is definitely afoot...

Yeah, stuff like this really keeps you on your toes

*Why? Because the shoes are black?* *You people make me sick!*

https://youtu.be/W__XhvYU0Sc?si=ZwdvMZQ6rh0l9nrt

Better on the side of the road than tangled in power lines overhead.

All litter concerns me