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US_Hiker

My head threatens to asplode with the temerity and idiocy of this request. "I can't be trusted as a lawyer. Let me keep being a lawyer since I need money to pay for all the shit I did as an untrustworthy lawyer."


BioticVessel

It's OK if his Business Card reads "John Eastman, Disbarred Untrustworthy Attorney At Law".


Rune_Council

Disbarred? Untrustworthy? Attorney at Law!


BoomZhakaLaka

John Eastman, criminal criminal lawyer


BioticVessel

Yes, that's a nice business card, almost a get out of jail free one. /s


exqueezemenow

Yet with the way our justice system works, I would not be surprised if they allow it.


rabidstoat

I don't understand why he doesn't just appeal. His disbarment up to the Supreme Court.


Dr_CleanBones

Essentially, that’s what now happens. The judge’s recommendation of disbarment goes to the CA Supreme Court. Only that court can actually disbar him. This is about as cut and dry as it gets, so I expect they will concur with the judge’s recommendation. In the meantime, absent either the judge or the Supreme Court’s actions, he’s suspended.


Explorers_bub

FAFO


JazzyJockJeffcoat

Exactly. "~~I'm sorry~~ I violated the rules of my profession to the enormous detriment of the public... but I really need a job." I hear Wal Mart is hiring.


Kirkuchiyo

Would you like fries and a drink with that?


hoa-mccausland

The MAGA way, brah!


Dacoww

Not only that, he’s even shitty as an unethical attorney if he’s already broke, unless I missed where he lost a civil suit or paid huge penalties or restitution somewhere,


Flakynews2525

Well, see if you think what you think is right. Then what you think precludes you from the law.


topcomment1

Nice


score_

They're just trying to silence him for having a different opinion! ^^^/s


idreamofgreenie

>“[I]f the Order placing Dr. Eastman on inactive enrollment were not stayed, **Dr. Eastman would lose his ability to make a living as an attorney,**” the Wednesday stay motion argues. Right, that's what it means when you are disbarred. >“Dr. Eastman has built his professional reputation upon his representation of clients in constitutional law matters and many clients and counsel seek him out for his expertise in these matters,” the stay motion reads. “If the Order placing Dr. Eastman on inactive enrollment were not stayed, those clients would be harmed by depriving them of the breadth and depth of Dr. Eastman’s knowledge and prowess as a zealous advocate.” The more important part they forget is his destroying his own professional reputation back to nothing.


AskYourDoctor

>Right, that's what it means when you are disbarred Lmao it's almost as if he is a Really Bad Lawyer


photobummer

No no, remember, he's a ScHoLAr. 


Far-Whereas-1999

I thought this inactive enrollment he got slapped with was different than being disbarred.


Lifebringer7

He was recommended for disbarment, but the CA Supreme Court needs to sign off on whatever professional discipline he receives.


NMNorsse

So you are saying there's a chance...


idreamofgreenie

He got the full boot, laces and straps included. Granted the CA Supreme Court needs to weigh in still, but yeah, disbarred.


BJntheRV

Seems like he can make plenty as a non-attorney legal consultant.


meltingorcfat

I sure hope so. Cali AG would love to lay some UPL charges.


LucyRiversinker

If a physician said it… “Let me keep killing patients while I raise money to pay legal fees for killing patients.” Get a new job.


AdvertisingLow98

See Dr. Husel, Mount Carmel Ohio who had his license suspended in record time. If only he had Eastman for a lawyer, he could have continued to practice while awaiting his trial!


OrangeInnards

Also Dr. Duntsch, a neurosurgeon who killed and permanently injured his patients. He got suspended in Texas after way too long a time and then wanted to get re-licensed in Colorado. He was sentenced to jail in Dallas before that could ever happen though. It's a whole, unbelievable story about hospitals and so on not wanting to admit that a guy working for them was at best highly incompetent (doctors that worked with him at one point even questioned if he was a surgeon at all) and said hospitals then not making sure he doesn't go work somewhere else because of all the egg they'd have on their face etc.


AdvertisingLow98

[https://abc6onyourside.com/news/local/william-husel-still-faces-dr-death-stigma-acquitted-of-murder-doctor-hospital-mount-carmel-west-trinity-health-patients-medicine](https://abc6onyourside.com/news/local/william-husel-still-faces-dr-death-stigma-acquitted-of-murder-doctor-hospital-mount-carmel-west-trinity-health-patients-medicine) I was upset that the jury acquitted him on all counts. Dude repeatedly and deliberately worked around systems designed to prevent excessive dosing. He instructed nurses to do the same. Those systems are designed to prevent medication errors and drug diversion. Those same systems track everything. His defense wasn't "I didn't do it." because he clearly did do it. His defense was "I had good reasons for what I did.". Being a medical provider is not about being loved or being popular.


Extreme_Turn_4531

*Being a medical provider is not about being loved or being popular.* Slight correction. Yeah, it actually does. Are you familiar with [Press Gainey scores?](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/33565840/)


AdvertisingLow98

Those are useful - up to a point. It doesn't measure if a patient gets the proper care, only if a patient likes the care they received. There are ways to help patients understand the process, which is always useful. Some patients aren't going to be satisfied because what they want isn't available. In pregnancy groups, you can find commenters saying "Your provider should do what you tell them. You pay them.". That's rarely true. Insurance companies do most of the paying. You are paying a provider to share their expert opinion and offer appropriate options, not to do whatever a patient wants. These patients get upset when they find that if they refuse a routine screening - that ends up in their chart. If they refuse interventions that are meant to prevent bad outcomes, they get even more upset when they are given informed consent and are asked to sign a document. Some people want more than freedom. They want freedom from consequences. Dr Husel and his "Everyone loved me. Nurses liked him. Patient families liked him. " as if that made what he did okay. It didn't. It was partly the reason why a jury didn't find him guilty. It won't get his license back. The Husel saga is really interesting because it is about conflicting narratives. What makes a good doctor? What makes a doctor trustworthy? What makes a doctor ethical? Exactly how much damage can a provider do before they are stopped?


Extreme_Turn_4531

Good Lord, preaching to the choir sister. It's like asking a 4th grader if they liked their teacher rather than if they learned something. But payers have linked that measure to "quality" (and reimbursement ) and so doctors and nurses are held to some unrealistic likability standard. On a scale of one to ten, how did you enjoy your heart attack? You, there, in chronic pain and chronically depressed, did your nurse adequately answer all of your questions? There are actually studies that show patient satisfaction is inversely correlated with positive clinical outcomes. Or... the more you like your doctor, probably the shittier the care you're getting.


AdvertisingLow98

I didn't mean to preach! You know what I mean. It's like expecting teachers and schools to meet every student's needs. Unrealistic. Side note - private investors tried to set up a couple of birth centers because they thought that out of hospital birth was a market waiting to exploited. They closed the centers after a few years. In their report, they noted that their patients needed social services as well as mental health counseling. That was the first time I'd ever seen anyone state it, but I long suspected it.


News-Flunky

"Everything Trump touches dies"


Summerisgone2020

I wonder if that means his dick has fallen off yet


LordAesolus

By public accounts, that happened years ago, but he's so toxic only the most pathetic of mushrooms could grow in its place.


Extreme_Turn_4531

No. No. His dick is fine. Toadstools 🍄 live on decaying matter.


PukingDiogenes

Painfully.


Peac3fulWorld

He can still teach. I’m sure Liberty U will hire him.


Ok_Explanation_5955

Or some K street conservative group


PukingDiogenes

PragerU might be hiring.


The_Mike_Golf

Or Trump University? Wait…


Disco425

Federalist Society, here he comes !


WillBottomForBanana

This is interesting. Could a disbarred lawyer work at a think tank on legal topics? At what point does that stuff become "legal advice"?


Disco425

"public policy" analyst ha


Dr_CleanBones

I’ve seen that question raised in cases where a disbarred attorney actually wrote briefs for another attorney, and the other attorney actually signed them. The question is writing a brief that another attorney is going to take responsibility for practicing law? Unfortunately, I don’t know the answer.


BJntheRV

Bob Jones University


LokiArchetype

Rich white conservatives: sure, sure there should be "consequences" for my actions, but this could pose an actual impact on my life and even make me adjust my behavior!  It's outrageous.  I should be mildly inconvenienced at worst. You're going to make me live in debt and work an 'unskilled' job like some kinda common rabble.


FuguSandwich

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John\_Eastman](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Eastman) Yet another guy with a long and storied academic background and professional career who threw it all away for............Donald John Trump. I. Just. Don't. Get. It.


IShouldntBeHere258

If you listen to his interview, it seems like he went off in a narcissistic bender, thinking he was The One, called by God to “fix” everything.


Philip_J_Friday

His career doesn't seem especially storied to me. U Chicago Law Review is impressive. Clarence Thomas clerkship? That seems more a mark of shame. He seems a standard, mild-mannered, racist law professor at the nation's 125th best university. (Remember when he claimed that Kamala Harris wasn't *really* a natural-born citizen even though she was born in the US?)


John_Fx

But, your honor, consequences would have a negative impact on me. I object!


GabuEx

"We find that you are incapable of competently practicing law." "ok but i rly need the money tho"


Riccosmonster

Fucked around and found out.


Whorrox

"We don't want you practicing law." "OK, but can I practice law anyway?"


Whorrox

He could take a job as a counterpoint in a university legal ethics class.


LeahaP1013

No


abcdefghig1

Consequences and all that stuff


Boomer_boy59

Another stupid whiner


brickyardjimmy

Jimmy John's is hiring delivery drivers right now. FYI.


ericwphoto

Who exactly, is hiring this guy? Besides Mike Lindell.


onesmallpixel

NBC News will hire him


mr_sakitumi

Ask Trump for some..


Codipotent

Do all cases argue such crazy positions or is this just occurring because judges continue to refuse to uphold their oath and sanction these bad faith lawyers?


hamsterfolly

I heard McDonalds is hiring


boxer_dogs_dance

Bankruptcy works for disbarred lawyers.


Reluctant_Gardener

Just needs to pull himself up by the bootstraps.


treypage1981

I started out as a public defender in a really sketchy city on the East Coast. PLENTY of suspended (and maybe even disbarred) lawyers kept right on making court appearances and pleading out cases. No one gave a shit. Eastman can do that. He can lurk in the halls outside the bail courtroom, looking for $150 clients with the alcoholics and scumbags wearing mismatched suits. It’s what he deserves.


MrGeno

Should have thought about that before. 


Lord_Mormont

It's curious how the same people who have no trouble throwing someone's life away because they have a few joints demand mercy when the justice system is pointed at them. You may also notice that it's these very same people who are complaining about prison conditions for the jailed insurrectionists as though they are the only ones receiving shitty food and non-existent medical care. I have no problem improving prison conditions to be more humane as long as we improve conditions for everyone, not just some white people who never thought they'd be the ones in prison.


AusCan531

What's the going rate for a disbarred lawyer?


GardenSquid1

Hopefully McDonald's is hiring


BobbiFleckmann

Man who wanted to foist an unelected dictator on the country begs for special indulgences. Hard no.


Ok-Review8720

Wal-Mart's hiring greeters.


Cynical-Wanderer

This is just offensive. Yes, I did bad things as a lawyer that merit me being disbarred and no longer permitted to be a lawyer. Please let me ignore your ruling and continue to be a lawyer, making large amounts of money, so I can pay the legal fees my own stupidity bought down on me. This is the consequence of doing something this wrong. He’s damned lucky he’s not in jail. Sorry that’s there are repercussions to your actions! Now go flip burgers at McDonalds or sell some of your assets or something. You’re done as a lawyer because of things you personally chose to do.


Dr_CleanBones

He’s not in jail YET.


Cynical-Wanderer

Fingers, toes, eyes… all crossed!


Trygolds

McDonald's is hiring. My point is there are other ways to make money. I am sure someone with his education can get a good job somewhere.


Dr_CleanBones

His education and sterling record for honesty


jizzmcskeet

>Dr. Eastman would lose his ability to make a living as an attorney. That's the point. You shouldn't be an attorney anymore. He could always go teach.


browntoe98

…others how to be a seditious sycophant.


baskaat

He can still practice in another state.


Dr_CleanBones

No, he cannot. A lawyer who wants to take a case in another state has to first be admitted to practice in that state for that specific case. That’s called a **Pro Hoc Vice*” admission. In order to be admitted *Pro Hoc Vice* in another state, the other state’s bar has to approve your application. One of the requirements is that you furnish a Certificate in Good Standing from your home state bar. Once you’re disbarred, you can’t get that certificate; rather, your home state bar will notify the new state that you’re not in good standing, but you’re disbarred. Effectively, once you’re disbarred in you own state, you’re disbarred in all states.


PANDAmonium629

"Oh no, there are life altering consequences to my democracy threatening actions."


Any-Ad-446

Who the heck would hire him as a lawyer except Trump.


SnooPeripherals6557

How about FUCK NO fascist asshole.


CuthbertJTwillie

Walmarts hiring, John. Perhaps you can participate in the real economy now that you've been kicked out of the special one designed just for people like you used to be


Cautious-Thought362

Tough s%\^&. Shoulda thought about that before you tried to overthrow the government, traitor.


Relevant-Ad-3140

Well I hope this means he has to sell his house in Santa Fe because I don’t like traitors for neighbors 🤞


Retired_Jarhead55

Hahaha, no.


pericalypse

So nobody's going to mention the tufts of hair coming out of Eastman's nose in that picture?


OkRevolution3349

FAFO. He's in the FO stage.


discussatron

lol no.


the_G8

“We think you’re such a terrible, criminal lawyer, you shouldn’t be a lawyer.” “Please let me lawyer more to make up for being a terrible lawyer!”


CharlieHologram

Maybe he could learn to drive a truck or something lol.


cubenz

Do the Sopranos still need a legal advisor?


footinmymouth

Public defendera are provided at no charge.


jbertrand_sr

Ha, ha, good luck with that traitor...


LiveAd3962

I’m sure there are fast food places looking for help. There are places that pay at least $7.25/hour and he can budget and “work” his fees off. Check the job service offices, just like others who lose their jobs due to their own misconduct at work.


browntoe98

Minimum wage is $20/hr in California (no fucking thanks to this traitor and his pals).


xjoburg

“Just because I did it doesn’t mean I’m guilty.”


Feisty-Barracuda5452

https://preview.redd.it/oomb1c1cjosc1.jpeg?width=1378&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd3c511c70ee5f35c3377f7339c7c182a5e10a4c


Dr_CleanBones

Eastman “would lose his ability to make a living as an attorney,” the Wednesday stay motion argues. Well, duh. Disbarment will do that to a lawyer. But - he wouldn’t have those legal bills if he hadn’t done the crap he got disbarred for. Plus, disbarment protects clients from being represented by a dishonest lawyer.


EmbarrassedAd4144

You have to wonder who these high paying clients are?


bhfinini

Akin to a bank robber saying don't put me in prison so I can rob banks to pay my bills.