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DouglasRather

Shouldn't a headline about this read, "Team trump is bribing key trial witnesses"?


Jwell0517

Paying off witnesses in his trial for paying off a pornstar


Morbidly-Obese-Emu

Actually this is for the Georgia case


joe_broke

Oh so it's much worse


Odafishinsea

Nothing like conspiring to get out of a RICO case. šŸ˜‚


Representative_Dark5

Bug brain move.


No_Pear8383

Donā€™t be mean to the bugs.


PerfectPercentage69

But how else will I do my part and earn citizenship?


Jenovaschild2904

Iā€™m doing my part!


Angry-Dragon-1331

Would you like to know more?


rrogido

Service guarantees citizenship.


ThrillSurgeon

Its worked before.Ā 


henryeaterofpies

We've had first RICO but what about second RICO?


Reden-Orvillebacher

I donā€™t think he knows about 2nd RICO, Pip.


Jerking_From_Home

Double secret RICO


Taograd359

How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man!?


FiRe_McFiReSomeDay

Elevenses?


W_C_Schneider

I believe thatā€™s Uncle Rico.


ActivityImpossible70

Used to be able to throw a pig skin a quarter mile.


BLINDrOBOTFILMS

"They'll never see it coming!"


wottsinaname

"Like the *late, great* Alphonse Capone."


Andromansis

Does the phrase "it isn't the crime, its the cover up that gets you" mean anything to you?


senorglory

Taking notes, during a criminal conspiracy, I hear is worse.


Jwell0517

Paying off witnesses in a separate case after just being convicted of paying off a pornstar is pretty unbecoming for a presidential candidate also


Rooboy66

ā€œUnbecomingā€ is darling ā€¦ want my daughterā€™s #? Sheā€™s a doctor


Jwell0517

Lmao I'm married. Wish it was this simple when I was on the market thošŸ¤£. I've got an above average sized... vocabulary šŸ¤£


Pattison320

I think it's particularly funny because Michelle Obama's book was titled Becoming.


Jwell0517

If we're being totally honest I've started using the word "unbecoming" because of the line in "Gravity's Gone" by Drive-by Truckers "Don't ever let em tell you sayin' what you want is unbecoming"


henryeaterofpies

Would you say you are a cunning linguist?


Pattison320

I wouldn't go that far about myself but I do enjoy one from time to time.


reddit_sucks_clit

So is Zoidberg and no one wants his number.


AreWeCowabunga

I wonder if he's reporting the payments as a campaign expense šŸ¤”


297andcounting

Legal expense ... on top of the campaign write-off!


Nessie

His videos hurt to watch, so it's a genuine cam-pain expense.


Obscuriosly

and still losing the case.


Myragem

Business expensing* trial witnesses


TheToastedTaint

Tbf did anyone expect anything less?


WhereAmIOhYeah

I'd be truly surprised if he *wasn't* trying to pull off some shady dealings to cheat his way through his trial. I do not understand how anyone, anywhere is willing to give the rotting meat sack even the slightest benefit of the doubt.


Bombadier83

A- itā€™s *probably* more nuanced than just a cash for lies setup. B- in his supporters minds, heā€™s fighting basically a holy war, or rather has had a holy way foisted upon him, by forces of evil in this country. He is fighting in a completely rigged system, and if he loses, nothing stands in the way of these forces- so *ANYTHING* he does is justified- this is a matter of survival. C- because the system is ā€œso riggedā€, good faith is no longer required. Would you keep rolling the dice and going to right squares in a game of monopoly if you were watching 2 other players steal from the bank without even attempting to hide it? Of course not, the rules wouldnā€™t matter anymore, all that would count is the outcome. D- of course itā€™s all nonsense, but thatā€™s the ā€œhowā€ they give him support despite all these stories.


LurkyLoo888

It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Twilight Zone.


Gamiac

It all stems from entitlement and privilege. They simply cannot fathom that they could lose fair and square, so it *must* be rigged, and their opponents *must* be cheating. And if that's true, then why play fair at all?


canastrophee

At his core, he's a New York real estate developer. With all that implies.


Character-Tomato-654

At his core he's a thirty-four time convicted felonious fascist turd that raped his wife, E. Jean Carrol and underage children among many others. *With all that implies.*


Both_Lychee_1708

> I do not understand how anyone, anywhere is willing to give the rotting meat sack even the slightest benefit of the doubt. well, his supporters are rotting (aka corrupt) meat


tomdarch

Trump tries to do the almost impossible: be a politician who gets a federal RICO charge. RICO only comes into play when there are two or more specific ā€œpredicateā€ crimes and that list of crimes is carefully tailored by the members of Congress to not apply to shady stuff that politicians do. BUT there are a few things on the list, like witness tampering, that Trump seems stupid enough to commit and put himself into the situation of bringing federal RICO charges upon himself.


Far-Plastic-4171

So do the people who knowingly get the bribes become part of the RICO conspiracy? And get charged?


noahcallaway-wa

I think the second paragraph probably explains why a news organization might be hesitant to go there: > Barbara McQuade, a former U.S. attorney for the Eastern District of Michigan, told ProPublica witness tampering is often difficult to prove because the gimmick is often not done explicitly. But the trend could assist prosecutors in their efforts to call into question the credibility of witnesses testifying in Trumpā€™s defense for his innumerable legal battles. It's a lot harder to prove/defend a claim that they are being bribed, than the claim that they are trial witnesses who are being rewarded. I think the inference is totally fair, but I can understand why legal might want to leave it as an inference for the reader to draw rather than an explicit claim.


-SlapBonWalla-

But being honest about such is "anti-Trump". And we can't have any of that.


frogsandstuff

It's yahoo's quasi-reblogging of a propublica piece titled, "Multiple Trump Witnesses Have Received Significant Financial Benefits From His Businesses, Campaign" https://www.propublica.org/article/donald-trump-criminal-cases-witnesses-financial-benefits


unclefisty

> Shouldn't a headline about this read, "Team trump is bribing key trial witnesses"? No because that would be bait for a defamation lawsuit.


PonderousPenchant

Isn't there something going to the Supreme Court to decide if accepting a "gift" *after* performing a service is a quid pro quo?


DiamondHandsToUranus

Yes, it should. Bullshit headline trying to spin for damage control


2020BillyJoel

But then how would we know that it's a bombshell report?


DiceMadeOfCheese

>Steven Cheung, a spokesperson for Trumpā€™s campaign, questionably asserted in a statement to ProPublica that ā€œthe 2024 Trump campaign is the most well-run and professional operation in political history.ā€ The word "questionably" doing a *lot* of work in that sentence!


TJ_McWeaksauce

One of the more obviously annoying characteristics of "Trump talk" is exaggeration. Everything about Donald has to be the best there ever was, and everything about his enemies has to be the worst there ever was. [At least the United Nations had the sense to laugh right at his face](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nIhBZqZBmQ) when he pulled that nonsense in front of them.


DominicArmato247

> One of the more obviously annoying characteristics of "Trump talk" is... he plays an invisible accordion while talking.


woozerschoob

And loves to jerk off the air ghosts when dancing.


discussatron

he pulls flags out of his nose while talking.


TheAmicableSnowman

Someone needs to do a mashup of one of his more egregious speeches with an accordion overlay


Astro_gamer_caver

[Enjoy!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S65jqrHQi_c)


J1625732

Thank you! This is a masterpiece šŸ˜‚ If whoever made this is listening, can you PLEASE make some follow ups? Pretty please šŸ™ Big editā€¦just discovered there is a series! TY and there goes the next few hours of my day


GBJI

I almost died laughing the first time I saw that ! This is a masterpiece.


Norminal-ish

How have I never seen this before?!


TheAmicableSnowman

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Radioactiveglowup

So, who'd win in a golf-off: Propaganda Kim Jong Un, or Propaganda Trump? Reminder: Kim claimed to have shot 11 holes in one, with a score of -38 on his first attempt to golf ever.


TraditionalMood277

Kim actually has power. trump only thinks he does.


saijanai

> Kim actually has power. trump only thinks he does. We will revisit this question again after 5 Nov 2024.... and to be safe, after 21 January 2025


TraditionalMood277

Even when trump was in office, he didn't hold the power that Kim still has. I don't believe Kim was impeached, let alone twice.


harrellj

Or the whole felony convictions. But, has the World Court gone after Kim Jong Un?


saijanai

RemindMe! January 21st, 2025


saijanai

RemindMe! November 6th, 2024


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TraditionalMood277

So much power that he was impeached, twice. So much power he lost a civil trial AND a criminal trial. So much power that he has yet to do anything against any political rival. He couldn't even stop the election certification. trump is a chump.


theholyraptor

Trump has power but there's enough people around that keep the worst in check (but not things that align with project 2025 etc.) The people that have power are the people Trump owes tremendously for keeping his house of cards slightly standing.


FocusPerspective

Both are only useful idiots who think they have power, but really they are playing with plastic car keys while the adults run the show.Ā 


Mendoza2909

https://golf.com/news/behind-kim-jong-ils-famous-round-of-golf/?amp=1


BeltfedOne

He can out-cheat donny?


GBJI

It's not cheating if you are the one writing the rules.


Cullly

It's easy to get a score of -38 in golf when you don't understand the scoring.


thetrilobster2045

He's got that pre-crash Ricky Bobby mindset. Hasn't had the heart to heart with daddy about the "if you ain't first, you're last" lifestyle. It will come surely.


BeltfedOne

Why the everloving fuck was he giving a speech like that at the UN?


polytique

It was a speech at the UN General Assembly. He was the president of the US and the US is one of the 5 permanent members at the Assembly.


BeltfedOne

Yeah, none of what you posted is untrue. It is the CONTENT that is the WTF.


polytique

He just recycled his protectionist US-centered rally speech.


Lemonwizard

Clarification: USA is one of the 5 permanent members of the UN security council, while the other 10 seats rotate between other countries. The General Assembly does not have rotating membership. It has a permanent spot for every country that cannot be revoked unless that country willingly chooses not to participate in the UN. They won't kick you out even if you threaten to nuke your neighbors, because creating a forum for other countries to negotiate the dictators out of nuking their neighbors is basically the whole point of the UN. There is really only one independently governed country without a UN seat: Taiwan. China exerts a lot of political pressure on other countries to prevent its recognition, and this is also not helped by the fact that some Taiwanese politicians also don't want to be recognized as an independent country either, because they wish to be recognized as the legitimate government of China again. Essentially both China and Taiwan claim that the other country is an occupied territory which should be rightfully restored to them. China wins this debate in the UN because they have vastly more economic and diplomatic influence than Taiwan does. Trade with China is a huge deal for economies across the world.


AreWeCowabunga

It's the telltale sign he's a conman, even if you knew nothing else about him.


frotc914

It's crazy how everyone in Trump's orbit starts talking like him, lol. Any other normal person on planet earth would have said something like "We run a professional and clean operation here." Not "We're the professionaliest times infinity!"


ptWolv022

Honestly, the fact that even "questionably" is used shows just how wild the claim is- I feel like most (respectable) news places don't tend to add a descriptor like "questionably" to a claim. Of course, ProPublica probably gave less of a shit given that they were sent a cease and desist letter, which they promptly ignored. > Trumpā€™s attorney, David Warrington, sent ProPublica a cease-and-desist letter demanding this article not be published. The letter warned that if the outlet and its reporters ā€œcontinue their reckless campaign of defamation, President Trump will evaluate all legal remedies.ā€


DiceMadeOfCheese

Remember that time Trump sued a media outlet for defamation and won? Yeah me neither.


brickyardjimmy

Questionably is a very polite word.


Friendly_Fisherman37

ā€œThe agreement included a clause preventing Weisselberg from cooperating with investigators unless forced to do so.ā€ Sounds like a bribe to me.


mrtrevor3

Yeah and the crappy, cheap pizza place has the Worldā€™s Best Pizza.


TheAmicableSnowman

I love how other news outlets and aggregators cite ProPublica as if they've uncovered a great story. Everyone here should subscribe to ProPublica right now. Send them a few ducats and enjoy the feeling of supporting actual journalism.


UX-Edu

I went ahead and clicked on the link to the actual article that Yahoo was kind enough to provide and I'm glad I did. They even quoted the stupid little cease and desist Convicted Felon Donald Trump sent them. That was quite nice. I like this organization.


TheAmicableSnowman

They're good. You can read their stuff for free, but a few $$ is good for the world.


deekfu

Thanks, I donated to them based on your recommendation


TheAmicableSnowman

If you sign up for their newsletter, you get...actual news. It's pretty great.


SoManyEmail

Actual news is *so* last decade!


cleanest

Thx. Donated due to your recommendation also.


boo99boo

They're the ones that wrote the article that really nailed Clarence Thomas. How, you ask? By tracking photos of Clarence Thomas in the special polo shirts that Harlan Crowe always buys everyone he takes on billionaire group vacations. (Seriously.)


thenewspoonybard

ProPublica also has the best non-profit explorer out there. Very helpful if you want to check on the financials of a non-profit you're involved in.


SuperFightingRobit

They also partner with local papers to do great work, like the Texas Tribune.


frotc914

> Send them a few ducats and enjoy the feeling of supporting actual journalism. This is what I think of every time my wife yells at me to throw out 5 unread New Yorkers


UnicornOnTheJayneCob

I feel you. I didnā€™t realize this was such a thing until there was a visual gag on The Good Place about it. Bonus points: getting the New Yorker subscription as your gift for being a sustaining contributor to NPR


Count_Backwards

Link to the actual article: https://www.propublica.org/article/donald-trump-criminal-cases-witnesses-financial-benefits (fuck Yahoo)


ryosen

r/propublica


rollem

They have consistently conducted high quality, investigative journalism in the past few years.


discussatron

Subscribed, thanks!


Loreki

I only have shekels, will that be a problem?


CritterNYC

What is ProPublica gonna do with ~~Romulans~~ Cardassians?


mrptb2

Romulans? Donā€™t you mean Cardassian?


CritterNYC

Eeek, you're right. That's what I get for trying to be funny while lying in bed with a cold!


Cellopost

They're a 501(c). If you disable JavaScript, their site doesn't suck (unless you use dark mode, then it'll fuck your eyes till you get headaches). They even offer full stories in their RSS feed.


Oystermeat

seems like Donald's get ripped off to me. but whatevs


DefNotJasonKaplan

He ain't paying - Never does


EggfooDC

True, but these arenā€™t direct payouts. They all got massive job ā€œpromotions.ā€


Ok_Zookeepergame4794

Bribery isn't just greenbacks.


Nabrok_Necropants

Brilliant strategy.


EVH_kit_guy

Actually it seems like he might have made a mistake by allowing this to become public... /s


Nabrok_Necropants

AYYYYYYYY YOU GOT ME


EVH_kit_guy

šŸ˜˜


Nabrok_Necropants

<3


nuclearswan

So itā€™s like the opposite of a hush money payment?


brickyardjimmy

It's a Gush Money payment.


Devil25_Apollo25

>Gush Money I love this. Thank you.


Nabrok_Necropants

History repeats itself as farce!


BitterFuture

Sort of a shrieking money payment, if you will.


3vi1

If they were brilliant, it wouldn't be in the news.


Nabrok_Necropants

Do I really have to explain that my comment was sarcasm? After everything he has put this country through? I still have to put an "/s" in my post? Seriously? Is that where we are now?


zerovanillacodered

No. r/fuckthes. If people donā€™t get it then so be it


eugene20

Who is Thes and why do you want to fuck him?


BMFDub

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thes_One Heā€™s a good looking dude. Who wouldnā€™t?


zlaw32

The problem is that without tone or knowing these commenters itā€™s difficult to know if someone is being serious or sarcastic.


49orth

"This is all very forgiveable" Is what all the Pastors, Preachers, and Priests will sermonize next Sunday to their Holy-Roller Christian Republicans needing evermore rationalization to convince themselves that God wants them to vote for liars, traitors, cons, and morally bankrupt Conservative politicians.


Both_Lychee_1708

right wing "christians" aren't christian


Character-Tomato-654

***For sure!!!*** [*This is fine!*](https://www.dictionary.com/e/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/this-is-fine.png)


jfanderson05

You're giving them too much credit. It's not a moral issue for them because they don't even believe any of it happened. They believe the whole thing is a made up politically hit job. It's hard to compete with the version of events that happened vs. Their mental image of Donald Trump. The image wins every time for them.


SisterActTori

Not at my church-


Wishpicker

Criminals behave like criminals.


Character-Tomato-654

[Always and forever.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tXVK7fh-kI&ab_channel=HeatwaveVEVO) *sigh...* Unfortunately...


Upper-Trip-8857

What is the legal argument for or against these ā€œbenefitsā€?


FriarNurgle

In NY: https://www.nycourts.gov/judges/cji/2-PenalLaw/215/215-00%28a%29.pdf


FluffyProphet

So, time to drag his ass back to court in his orange prison jumpsuit?


Upper-Trip-8857

Seems impossible to prove? Am I wrong?


MoonBatsRule

Not impossible, but anyone who isn't a total idiot could get away with this. Just don't put it down on paper or text. Everything is verbal. Typical mob boss shit.


siccoblue

The actual writers of the article make this pretty clear. Convenient timing mixed with "you're a fantastic employee and this is being recognized by us" mixed with not coming from Trump himself makes this stupidly hard to actually go after legally


Parshendian

Absolutely fascinating.


TRAUMAjunkie

The article says usually these are hard to prove but there's a pattern here of 9 different witnesses.


__mud__

It should be easy to defend against if there is a paper trail of putting candidates forward for promotion, annual reviews, contract (re)negotiation, etc. You don't get five or six figures dropped on you out of the blue.Ā  If that info isn't there, then...yeah.


Frnklfrwsr

Depends. If some of it is recorded via texts or email or audio recording then that could be solid proof. Or if you have testimony from say 6 people in a row who all say that before they testified an agent for Trump talked to them and offered them a bribe, that could be enough.


space2k

ā€œany benefitā€


ptWolv022

"upon an agreement or understanding that the testimony of such witness will thereby be influenced." > AGREEMENT means a mutual agreement between a witness and a person who confers, or offers or agrees to confer, any benefit upon such witness, that such witness's testimony in an action or proceeding will thereby be influenced.2 > UNDERSTANDING means at least a unilateral perception or belief by a person that a witnessā€™s testimony in an action or proceeding will be influenced by that personā€™s conferring, offering to confer, or agreeing to confer a benefit upon that witness.3 Agreement likely does not exist, though given that there are 9 witness, "understanding" may be plausible on account of the pattern.


throwawayainteasy

>Another employee got a $2 million severance package barring him from voluntarily cooperating with law enforcement. If I remember correctly, Allen Weisselberg (former Trump Org CFO), had a similar stipulation in his severance package. I really have zero idea how something like that can possibly be legal. The others there's at least some plausible deniability for, but I don't have any idea how on earth barring someone from cooperating with law enforcement investigation is possibly legal. Any organization putting that sort of stipulation in their contracts at all seems like it would immediately make a jury wary of trusting them if they were ever at trial if the topic came up, I'd think.


AbsolutelyUnlikely

I guess "voluntarily" would be the operative word there? The way it's framed makes it seem similar to an NDA. Don't talk unless legally compelled to do so.


throwawayainteasy

Even that should be very legally questionable, imo. Similar to how under most contract law, you can't contract for illegal actions. "If you know we did something illegal, you can't talk to prosecutors about it unless you're subpoenaed" seems like it should be an immediately invalid contract term on it's face.


gimpwiz

I am no lawyer but a contract paying someone to not voluntarily cooperate with law enforcement seems legally suspect. Also if the person wanted to, all they would need to do is, through their own lawyer, make it clear that they would be eager to talk given anything that reads like a legal order to do so. I imagine it's not the first time that someone told investigators, essentially, "seriously I am happy to talk but I need cover from you, help me help you."


pwmg

The argument is whether the purpose was to influence the witness. They all had pre existing relationships with Trump and his organizations, which is why they are witnesses in the first place. The question is whether these benefits were to influence their testimony (traceable to Trump), or for some other legitimate business reason (e.g. good job performance, etc.).


RockDoveEnthusiast

I look forward to the 2029 trial for this.


LuminousRaptor

That's assuming the hamberders don't get him before then.


Jagermonsta

Hopefully thereā€™s some good evidence and someoneā€™s giving details to the DOJ. Iā€™m seeing comments that this is hard to pin on trump with the way he does things mobster like. For example, give someoneā€™s daughter a job but donā€™t explicitly say ā€œhey keep your mouth shut and Iā€™ll do thisā€ or doubling several peopleā€™s salaries ā€œfor doing a good jobā€ but leaving out the ā€œby not talking to prosecutorsā€ part. Itā€™s been obvious what trumps been up to. Itā€™s why everyone gets their own different lawyer right before they flip. His CFO got a nice payout to lie and sit in prison. I really hope someone tacks this crime on somewhere.


Wyldling_42

CFOā€™s son and ex daughter-in-law got some hefty perks as well, iirc. https://www.yahoo.com/news/trumps-cfos-ex-daughter-law-211626645.html


DocJawbone

This seems like a big deal. Is this a big deal? IANAL


Pobbes

Bribing witnesses is illegal. This looks ALOT like bribing witnesses, it gives the appearance of bribing witnesses and I just watched a video of how I could be fired from my job for doing such a thing. Whether it could be proven to be bribery in a court of law requires a higher degree of proof, but if there is any recording or if any of these people are willing to testify that they were receiving benefits because of their beneficial testimony, then Trump will be back in court in NY for more felony charges.


WillBottomForBanana

"President Trump is a businessman,ā€ Sondland said later. ā€œWhen a businessman is about to sign a check to someone who owes him something, the businessman asks that person to pay up before signing the check." That was a defense of the Ukraine shakedown.


Quick_Team

Crazy how already agreed upon military equipment by Congress and court room proceedings *arent* businesses or business deals. I really dont give a fuck how they try to claim "everything is just business" with this guy and if anything, actions like these are just strengthening my stance of being anti-unbridled capitalism. I'm not anti capitalism but it's getting out of hand and needs to be reined back in


ExternalPay6560

The difference between regulated capitalism and unregulated capitalism is like the difference between liberty and anarchy. The former leads to a healthy economy and the latter to corruption and financial crisis.


Quick_Team

>and financial crisis. And environmental. A town melted to the ground in Ohio because of deregulation with trains. Another in Michigan had and has its water supply *still* screwed up to this day. All over Appalachia, people have been driven from their land because of slag runoffs. It seems the only time I hear about regulation being "necessary" from one Party is when it's only about renewable energy sources or preventing certain people from voting


ExternalPay6560

I work in insurance. I used to work for someone just like Trump. He would spend every waking hour looking for ways to subterfuge the restrictions set by the regulators (DOI). Eventually they caught up to him and shut his insurance company down. Nearly 100 million dollars of insurance money that was needed to pay claims is gone. Individuals injured and properties destroyed with no insurance payments, and insured's businesses declaring bankruptcy because they can't pay the damages all for one man's ego. Removing regulation is like defunding the police, and we all know how the Republicans feel about that.


PossessedToSkate

Capitalism is a horse. Left to its own devices, a horse will have a great time running around and frolicking, but it will break your fence and destroy your grass while doing so. If you want to get any meaningful work out of a horse, you need to exercise control. You need to put reins on it.


KentuckyCatMan

Love your comment. A lot is 2 words.


Ursomonie

Charge him with witness tampering. Itā€™s incredible!


IdahoMTman222

MOBSTER.


DocJawbone

wow


Both_Lychee_1708

corruption incarnate


Rooboy66

NALā€”I canā€™t find anything online explaining why these findings arenā€™t actionable. Give a fella a hand, here?


Firesoldier987

No one is saying they aren't actionable. Bribing witnesses is extremely difficult to prove though, and prosecutors have a duty to the people and to the state to not bring charges against someone if they feel there is a high likelihood that they will not prevail in court. All that to say, there could be an investigation ongoing, or about to begin.


Phedericus

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throwawayshirt

> Barbara McQuade, a former U.S. attorney for the Eastern District of Michigan, told ProPublica witness tampering is often difficult to prove because the gimmick is often not done explicitly. It doesn't seem that hard. Just call out the facts on each witness. Juries aren't dumb, they can connect the dots.


pardybill

Unless you get witnesses, evidence or people flipping, itā€™s pretty difficult.