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LilBallins

What’re you? A fuckin park ranger now?


MikeW226

Also.....water bottles.....thrown.... within ....DC. Aaa, not legal either.


thinclientsrock

Obviously you’re not a golfer


implantable

Lets not forget Dude that keeping wildlife, um... an amphibious rodent, for... um, ya know domestic... within the city... that ain't legal either.


Camerondgaf

He is definitely calmer than I am.


neversummmer

Cartman- I’ll Rochambeau you for it.


Key-Contest-2879

I will kick you squaah in the nuts.


crapheadHarris

First thing I thought of.


WoogiemanSam

Also lets not forget, lets not forget dude that throwing bottles um… a park ranger for… near the statue um.. that ain’t legal either.


outfoxingthefoxes

Yeah? Looking who threw the bottle around?!


Calmer_Than-You_Are

True


SasquatchSoda

Man in the brown pajamas....worthy fucking adversary.


Sad_Drink9706

Eyeball to eyeball. Now that’s fucking combat, dude.


MikeW226

Where what you have here is a bunch of wussy bottle throwers, tryin to find reverse on a Soviet tank.


dandle

The Seattle Seven could tell the difference between a Park Ranger and a cop.


Key-Contest-2879

Me and, uh, six other guys.


diacachimba

That, and a pair of testicles.


ZayreBlairdere

I mean, equating Rochambeau with Israel is farther apart semiotically than getting Lenin and Lennon confused. I mean, at least there is a connection to Vietnam with both Lennon/ins... Edit: Misspelled Israel...If I will it, Dude, it is no dream.


FalseDmitriy

Well there isn't a literal connection, Dude


cjboffoli

The right of peaceful assembly does not include the right to assault a public servant or deface monuments. Political activism does not have to include this kind of ugly mob behavior.


OkMortgage862

What are you a fuckin park ranger now? (Also, agree)


dunnkw

Man, this isn’t a first amendment thing.


Shoes__Buttback

I’m stayin’. Enjoying my protest. *thumps counter*


Cheapy_Peepy

I'm finishing my coffee...


Dad-Baud

Finishing my graffiti. The late French revolutionary war general needs to know about the new intifada. If I don’t spray it here, the message will be missed and people may never learn there is… uh… This affects us all!


MaLa1964

I agree, but it now seems to depend on who's in charge. Who considers it a crime, and who's doing the prosecuting. So creeps walk freely among us.


FlipReset4Fun

“Facists”… the rallying cry of people who’s brains aren’t fully formed.


Dan_Dailey

Unless you're talking about the American right, I mean Reich.


Speedhabit

Carpet pissers did not do this man


ShredGuru

Was occupying buildings part of "peaceful assembly"? , asking for a dude. Y'all are dreaming if ya think he wouldnt have been at the Palestine stuff.


cjboffoli

Asking for THE Dude? As in one of the authors of the Port Huron statement (the original, not the compromised second draft).


Constant_Concert_936

Walter would have counter protested, possibly entering them into a world of pain. It’s part of his sick Cynthia thing.


kenatogo

Walter would have definitely simped for the IDF


Jake-Old-Trail-88

3,000 years of beautiful tradition from Moses to Sandy Koufax, you’re goddamn right I’m living in the past!


heynowwiththehein

You don’t STOP being Jewish.


NukeTheBurbz

Except Americans were getting drafted for Vietnam. Nobody is getting drafted for Palestine. Have fun ruining any goodwill you have left with the American public.


translucentcop

This is all apart of your sick Cynthia thing


NukeTheBurbz

3000 years of beautiful tradition from Moses to Sandy Koufax, you're GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST!!!


AdultishRaktajino

And smoking a lot of Thai stick.


Dad-Baud

Let me tell you something about the dude. The dude is no longer an activist. He looks up at Bush Sr. drawing a line in the sand and just keeps writing a check for half n half to extend his Caucasian stupor. He thinks globally and bowls locally. He’s only pulled back into action when a Chinaman pees on his rug. Did Hamas micturate upon his rug?


_ca_492

I think the folks that are protesting in support of terrorists don’t give AF, they’re animals, and besides the Chinaman is not the issue.


xyzzy_j

I think these people just want Israel to stop butchering civilians.


Haunting_Ant_5061

OH PLEASE, DEAR….. you’re not wrong.


funnyfaceking

If there's no legal process to remove defective monuments, they're going to be removed another way.


RedfootTheTortoise

The supreme court has roundly rejected prior restraint..... (but I also agree with you, but that's my favorite line from WS)


Biff2112

For these pieces of $hit, it’s the ONLY way to behave. Right up until they get a nightstick across the teeth


Dad-Baud

What are you, the sheriff of Malibu now?


outfoxingthefoxes

They are protesting thousand of kids getting killed, hospital being bombed, shooting people that just want to grab something to eat. YES, a peaceful assembly does not include what you said. But when nothing else works, you have to do what you said. They are not protesting having to pay 2 more dollars to travel on bus. They are protesting the murdering of an unimaginable amount of innocent citizens.


Then-Fish-9647

Do you know what statue was vandalized?


GenerationNihilist

Did we urinate on your country? Hello! We’ll ask you again. Did we urinate on your country? Let me get this straight. Every time a country is micturated upon in the fair world, we have to compensate the persons? Are you employed Mr. Protestors? Are you employed, sir protestors?


Holiday-Tie-574

Parlez used Ingles?


thinclientsrock

Mind if I do a J?


MikeW226

Pie stick, please.


johnsvoice

>~~Pie stick~~, please. Thai stick


REVSWANS

Yeah but *pie* stick does sound pretty awesome


eastcoastwaistcoat

Especially after some thai stick


cbtbone

No man, like I said, uh…Wu…peed on my rug.


MikeW226

Ahaiiiiii! Is this a, .....weekday?!


Level_Improvement532

No Donnie. These men are pussies.


REVSWANS

Donny, who loved rioting....and as a rioter, he explored the protests of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo.


Adventurous-Orange36

# Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules?


ShibaInuDoggo

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badlyferret

I just did a cursory Google search on Jean Baptiste Rochambeau. Why are people defacing the monument? He Rochambeau led a French expeditionary force that helped the Americans win in battles against the Brits. Did I miss something crucial in his biography that would cause this mob to deface a monument? It's not like he was a Civil War soldier; we're talking about the Revolutionary War.


Ready_Grab_563

No. None of these nihilists have any clue. It’s a federal monument and that alone is good enough for them to deface it.


badlyferret

Figures.


NoLibrarian5117

I was going to reply, but I don't give a shit.


Ready_Grab_563

Oh, that must be exhausting.


MikeyW1969

These children don't actually KNOW what they're protesting. The thing that clued you in should have been the point where the kids who occupied that University building started demanding food and water be brought to them because some of the protesters had a 'Meal Plan', and apparently that meant that the University was required to cater meals. Oh, and that included water because apparently the drinking fountains were too gauche, or something. And the worst part? I agree that Israel has waaaay too strong of a pull in our country. I agree on principle, but these idiots have blown any direct support they would have gotten from me.


313rustbeltbuckle

He helped slave owners.


BalonyDanza

Children who don’t know what to do with their feelings.


Anteater-Charming

Who just wander into the middle of a movie.


MegaDutchOven

Real reactionaries


Ready_Grab_563

Went alright. Dude’s statue got a little dinged up.


Nice_Marmot_7

My advice to you is to do what your parents did, get a job!


Freddy-Bones

This aggression will not stand, man!


Pure_Significance383

I give my thanks and respect to this ranger.


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Ok-Establishment369

That is giving the protesters too much credit. Far left latching onto a cause and turning everyone against them while not helping the cause at all. Then find a new cause to latch onto , rinse and repeat.


Delicious-Rest-8380

To paraphrase Matt Stone, “I hate conservatives, but I really fucking hate liberals”


Key-Contest-2879

Agreed. Fuck it dude. Let’s go bowling.


Imfrom_m-83

Fuck it! Yes! That's your answer. That's your answer for everything! Tattoo it on your forehead!


ShredGuru

These people are leftists, not liberals. Liberals are the ones mad at them. The south park guys offer criticism without solutions. They aren't better than anyone. One might say, they're fucking nihilists.


Repeat_Offendher

Agreed. Fuck these idiots.


Coyote_Roadrunna

Sorry, no nuance and tact regarding politics allowed on social media anymore. How dare you point out with reasonable explanation that not every existing voter in 2024 is an extremist?


ShredGuru

Sure got a fuck ton of international attention real fast for "not helping anyone". Maybe the most effective "not helping anyone" protest I've ever seen. The entire status quo basically shit a brick about it. College kids having an opinion was bigger news than the literal insurrection. Hope next time I fail to help someone I have such overwhelming success. No mass protest movement has ever had initial public support, not the labor movement, civil rights, or any of it. It being unpopular means nothing. They can still be objectively correct and have the powers that be hand wringing about it.


Holiday-Tie-574

That doesn’t mean they were right. Half of those ignorant children couldn’t point out Palestine on a map and don’t understand the first thing about the history of the conflict. They’re just rebels in search of a cause, the “current thing.”


Ok-Establishment369

Attention is way different than success. The only thing these clowns will succeed at is costing Biden an election because they cant see the forest through the trees. Biden has not shifted policy, the war in gaza is still going strong. blocking off streets , disrupting peoples graduations , not VOTING, all have much more negative effect on their cause than anything. Even the schools have not stopped collaborating with Israel, but the schools now have lost tons of funding that will hurt students donw the line.


liquidhotsmegma

Biden is costing himself the election. Sure, these kids are expressing their anger in unproductive means but Biden doubling down on Zionism and also not doing fuck all about domestic issues is going to cost him the election.


heucrazy

Guess if I’m going to support Gaza after you chuckle fucks help Trump win?


squidly-didly

This video can now be analyzed by AI using facial recognition and they can ALL BE denied employment, benefits. They will be linked to criminal behavior forever. Suck it up buttercup!


SlickLegJohnny

Morons. I love however everyone just throws the word fascist around like it’s a catch all term.


Zestyclose-Onion6563

They’re the fascists in this situation


SlickLegJohnny

Dang, they were protesting themselves all along.


Professional-Star416

I didn’t watch my buddies die face down in the muck so these incels could disrespect a fuckin ranger like that!!


Key-Contest-2879

They look like a bunch of losers to me.


Lafcadio-1

Crows Probably just used the country as a toilet and moved on


Altoidman33

Should have just Rochambeau'd him for the statue...


Tasty_Rip8851

There’s a lotta of ins a lotta of outs and a lotta what have yous


Kind_Structure6726

Also spray painting a statue on state park land, within the city, that ain’t legal either Dude


shrekcohen

Are these the Nazis, Walter?


MonitorNo6586

Park rangers should never. Ever. Get flak or grief. They protect the last bastions of sanity within our natural world


TaylorfreakinStout

Eight year-olds dude.


Gorky_ParkRenko980

Not getting paid enough for this abuse


ricefahma

Who is running all of the smoke shops?


Frio_Sanchez

Disgusting degenerates.


HeyMarty10thalready

Pieces of shit


diacachimba

Real reactionaries.


LetsHaveFun1973

The dumbest Americans.


h2k2k2ksl

He’s a conscientious objector man


b2036

Isn't this guy supposed to be a millionaire?


jarofgoodness

They're not wrong Walter, they're just a bunch of assholes.


drugstoremechanic

So what does Jean-Baptiste Rochambeau have to do with Gaza anyway?


LongjumpingInside229

What a shitty way to spend a summer, yelling at a fuckin park ranger lol, how fuckin lame is that??


stan_henderson

From a purely statistical standpoint I honestly wonder how many of them took a day off from some sort of prior engagement in order to have this free time. Whether they did or didn’t, imagine that being what you consider the best use of your time. Truly mind-boggling.


imnotreadyet

What are they protesting


Holiday-Tie-574

They’re not sure, but they’re really pissed off about it


No-Culture9352

what the hell is wrong with people


DrinkMysterious9806

Find the offenders charge them and lock them up


Jake-Old-Trail-88

Bunch of fucking amateurs. Now the man in the black pajamas, worthy fucking adversary.


Square-Commercial529

Not destruction of property, those people with spray paint should be charged it's not a peaceful protest at all, along with throwing bottles .


izeak1185

This is about the dumbest thing I've seen Palestinian protesters do. you want respect, so you vandalized a statue of a guy who led the army during the Revolutionary War. I don't think the guy from 1800 did anything to put them in their situation.


No-Culture9352

what the hell is wrong with people


Psycho_Pseudonym75

What's a trustafarian Walter?


mozz1

Wish he bear sprayed the offenders. These idiots need to go back to their mother's basement and continue whatever trolling they think means something. Bunch of losers.


313rustbeltbuckle

Well spoken...from your mother's basement.


Suspicious_Bend9419

Scumbags making their parents proud


GaGerNoog

Yea, fuck that peotest


mattingtonMe

Video them and prosecute them…


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Gnarly-Gnu

Enjoy your ban!


ArchetypeAxis

Typical Democrats. "Mostly peaceful protest".


illpilgrims

Washington's lover?


gracchusbaboon

Spray can beats rock.


marbotty

At one point he was making the hand motions of Walter “they’re gonna kill that poor woman”


Commercial_Pitch_786

I would love to comment but Reddit decides anything other then puppies and kittens are up for banning


Hairy_Driver1421

Bet that dude makes $15/hr out there doing that.


ltsmobilelandman

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!


Jagsoff

They should be throwing rocks, papers, and scissors.


OE2KB

This isn’t Vietnam Nam, Walter!


birdiebogeybogey

Classy


bachrodi

Wavin the fucking bottles around


eddietours1

🚶🏽‍♂️


Froopy-Hood

![gif](giphy|3ohzdGnD5vAud1NCZW)


Low_Trust_6624

![gif](giphy|5xaOcLGvzHxDKjufnLW)


headcanonball

They got them working in shifts.


Ok_Contest5872

Protest that are not peaceful should not be tolerated. I’m all for arrest or force to protect people or property


Fun_Brain4375

It's just gonna have to burn, then the strong will rebuild.


jakelaw08

Fucking amateurs.


Remarkable_Yak_8952

Erase history you stupid fucks


Frenchman84

Just doing his job. Protest for humanity yet treat the guy doing his job like shit.


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Frenchman84

….these are Americans….


Alarming-Iron7532

Park Rangers are usually the composers of genocide. Hitler's right-hand man was Ranger Charlie. Death to racist park rangers.


david8601

Looks like a bunch of fuckin losers.


NormalPreference3191

Jit bags.


markeydusod

These people are assholes posing as nobel purpose


Gnarly-Gnu

Nobel? LoL


Comfortable_Note_978

How dare an 18th-C. Frenchmen not support 21st-C. jihadists!


espositojoe

Where are the DC Metro police? Start breaking some heads and these vermin will scatter.


jdaburg

Whilst being violent. I love irony


merv964

This guy, Rochambeau, led 5,500 soldiers from France in an attempt to help the American Revolution. They sailed 70 days to Newport Rhode Island, waited 11 months, walked to the Chesapeake, got on another ship and sailed to Yorktown, attacked and defeated the British ending the War. Then they sailed home. I didn't know, thanks dipshit spray painter!


stealth_t

Disgusting excuse for humans.


pornserver-65

let me guess a buncha woke morons want to retroactively apply modern morals to people that existed hundreds of years ago? when these people look back at their shit 20 years from now theyre going to feel some immense embarrassment.


structuremonkey

If only Sebastian Bach was a park ranger...(obscure reference, I know.)


deejayee

Go to class losers


JayBachsman

Why aren’t the cops showing up to assist the ranger?!


Kavkaz87

That's what you get with these types of protestors, fuckin animals


PapaGordita

Anarchist Extremists, right? Yeah, bunch of assholes.


boukalele

There was never any money! The Park Ranger threw the bottle at himself!


dagui12

Rochambeau I go first ![gif](giphy|Rr7qHxZLZLCpy)


stan_henderson

These men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of.


WesternSafety4944

What year was this, it's giving 2020 energy


Weekly-Ad-6784

Real reactionary...


The_Triagnaloid

I bet this totally changed Netanyahus mind. “They littered a park Ranger”? Call it off!!! The cruelty of Americans to throw trash on the ground!!!


Renovateandremodel

I can never understand why people need to destroy symbols, when they really need to go after the law makers, politicians, and corporations that are creating the conditions.


Acrobatic-Plastic-11

If you will it, it is no dream.


Internal_Trouble_823

One man..out here, by myself..you ever go night night!?


Rag3asy33

They give pro Palestinians a bad name and I hate them for it..


liquidhotsmegma

I despise Israel but I have an equal disdain for these losers.


Rag3asy33

Samsies


No-Emphasis927

These asswipes are no better than the trump goons on 1/6.


Fantastic_Forever_69

Why are they destroying this statue? What's the big deal?


rustys_shackled_ford

Protecting a statue... ok...


Krofder_art

Attacking an unarmed park ranger! WTAF! Who are these clowns! I’ve had sympathy for the protester’s message, not this one. Arrest them, every single bottle thrower for assault and battery of a uniformed federal officer! Throw the book at them.


HermiticHubris

Those ignorant fucks! This whole fuckin thing..


Biff2112

Liberals/“progressives”/democrats are the worst human beings. Just garbage people.


dennisga47

I am not quite getting the reason for the protest. Can anyone enlighten me?


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Gnarly-Gnu

Your account is about to be banned. Have fun.


Warm_Echo208

Fascist liberals


SomewhereDue2629

Liberals doing liberal things.


IceColdCoorsLight77

Liberals at it again.