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Chopping_it_up

No, don't do... Not on the rug, man.


BOMBLOADER

Woo… wasn’t this guy supposed to be a millionaire?


Kitchen_Ad_5382

Fuck...... he looks like a fucking loser


Micturating-Fool-919

Hey at least I'm housebroken


gloriosky_zero

That rug really tied the car together, man


toomanycookstew

This was a valued… uh…


useless_modern_god

¡Que ridiculo!


2wheelsThx

The old man said to take any car seat cover in the house.


angry-peacemaker

Fuck you man! You don't like my fuckin' upholstered seats, get your own fuckin' cab!


Dylan_Is_Gay_lol

... leads? Yeah... We got three other detectives working on the case... They got us working in shifts! 🤣 Leads...


yeager

A good interior. And thorough.


carpetony

Could you slide your shorts down Mr. Lebowski, please?


HeyMarty10thalready

Leads?


abbeymad

Fuckin'-A, man. I got a rash, man.


PancakeProfessor

Maybe just used it as a toilet and moved on.


Apex-Predditor5981

Ah Jesus, what’s that smell, man?


carpetony

New carpet smell.


Pathetic_Saddness

It really ties the car together.


BortWard

You gotta get in on the other side


Kitchen_Ad_5382

Lodged against a what?


BortWard

You’re lucky she didn’t get chopped, Mister Lebowski.


Kitchen_Ad_5382

It turns out they weren't separate incidences after all!


MazingerZeta28

New shit has come to light


Pseudonymble

*Mr. Lebowski, this is Maude Lewbowski - I'M the one who took your rug*


Kitchen_Ad_5382

Guess we can close the book on that one!


rainy_day_naps

Dude's car got a little rugged up.


Gunner1Cav

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Relevant_Leather_476

It really ties the car together


2broke2smoke1

I wonder if every time you sat down hard a whooosh and dust cloud forms in the car


Zestyclose-Mud-4683

They stole my rug and upholstered the car seats with it. It’s a fucking travesty.


most_gracious_master

Nice place to keep your business papers


rpgnymhush

And what do you do sir?


DaddieTang

Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the car owner?


Jealous-Report4286

Far out man far freaking out


outfoxingthefoxes

Maybe a bum used it as a bathroom and moved on. Couldn't live with a little pee in the carpet...


CoercionTictacs

Yeh they’ve got 4 other detectives down at the station, they’ve got us working in shifts


cjboffoli

Does the owner of that car have a cleft asshole?


Key-Contest-2879

Oh, the rug was in your car?


absurdext

it's just mean to share this and not include a link to buy it.


Negative-Wrap95

Someone went down to TJ


MikeTheNight94

Are these seat covers? Where can I get these?


WhodatSooner

“The rug was in the car?”


MrPeepers1986

Not on the rug, man!


craigslist_hedonist

I would love these.