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Archduke_Of_Beer

He beat Medicare dude. Not exactly a lightweight.


CCN1983

Medicare can get you a toe dude... there are ways. You don't even want to know.


IgnatiusJacquesR

With nail polish


DIYdoofus

Believe you?


Cheapsk8UnionMan

And yet his son is a fuckin dunce


Fuzzlord67

Government subsidized healthcare for seniors….worthy fuckin’ adversary…


Daddyfullload

We-well.. I u-u-u-uh… Look man, nothing is fucked here


Higglybiggly

Is this your health plan Larry, is this your health plan?!


ZestycloseChemist2

This is our concern dude.


Zarniwoooop

This dude will not stand, man (literally)


edselford

This guy fucking walks. I've never been more certain of anything in my life!


NanduDas

You stay away from me Mister!


ms_bear24

Calmer than you are


cipher446

I've seen spinals!


MotorbikeRacer

🤣


Jahrigio7

Amazing hahahahha


brejackal99

O it isn't it's the concern of simps! Look at what the man has don ether past three years and the choice or rapist dictator running this country like Russia.


physicsbuddha

The supreme court has ROUNDLY rejected prior restraint!


Efficient-Profit9611

And now the new USSC will overturn it


physicsbuddha

💯


hashtag-yuck

New shit has come to light. Shit man, he kidnapped himself


imjustmos

Calmer than you are


landsverka

Calmer than you are


newgodpho

Sir, this is a family establishment.


Embarrassed-Bet-4181

Finishing my coffee..


TikiTom74

He has health problems


audiyon

And a good day to you, sir!


moviequotebotperson

And yet his son is a fucking dunce


Jersey_F15C

This is a perfect sequence. 100/100 lol


mdrewd

Hunter is not on the ballot.


chromepaperclip

The Chinaman is not the issue?


Cheapsk8UnionMan

Is this ahhhhh… what day is this?


Zestyclose-Mud-4683

Shut the fuck up Donnie. V.I. Lenin, Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!


Additional_Look3148

Yeah that’s obvious. Edit: why are yall downvoting me? I’m right. Watch the debate.


Impressive_Math2302

Well dude, we just don’t know.


porn_syrup

Pilar?


Efficient-Profit9611

Larry, the President is here


PuzzlerMike

Oh, he doesn’t mean to give the impression that he’s a president, exactly


Efficient-Profit9611

Does he still govern?


UNHBCVTPSU

Oh , no, no. He has health problems.


marbotty

I myself dabbled in governance. Not in 2024, of course


khanmex

8 year olds, dude. 


snukebox_hero

These rich fucks...this whole fucking thing


_its_a_SWEATER_

OH PLEASE DEAR????!


Terrible-Guitar-8136

THERE ARE BASIC FREEDOMS!!!!


ForceOfNature525

This malarkey will not stand, man.


resjudicata2

You want a toe? I can get you a toe.


thedudeabides2022

You want a Joe? I can get you a Joe.


slamdanceswithwolves

With nail polish


Omegadimsum

Whats a Joe with nail polish walter?


Jahrigio7

Shut the fuck up AOC!


dream_monkey

I’m talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude.


utkuozdemir

I've seen a lot of seniles, Dude, and this guy's a fake.


Disastrous-Cry-1998

He has health problems


Zestyclose-Mud-4683

You are like a fucking child. Were you even listening to the dude?


creamcitybrix

The WH has already purchased the most modestly priced receptacle


huvioreader

The Americans say they had to eject you from their garden party, that you were senile and incompetent.


Fuzzlord67

America treats objects like women, man…


14domino

Eighty year olds, dude.


ltsmobilelandman

I'll just check with the boys down at the crime lab, they've got four more detectives working on the case. They got us working in shifts!


onlysurfblacksand

You don't go out looking for a job dressed like that? On a weekday?


aRiskyUndertaking

Is this a…what day is it?


fpaulmusic

There’s no reason.. THERES NO FUCKING REASON


bkuri

Maude says it's vanity


JayeNBTF

The Supreme Court has roundly rejected… well, basically you can do whatever you want


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treypage1981

Are these the Nazis, Walter?


rexter2k5

No, Donny, these are Christian Nationalists


DisastrousOne3950

Fuck me. Nationalists.


Appropriate-Ad3162

I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.


rexter2k5

They're something to be afraid about.


DisastrousOne3950

I'd rather deal with nihilists, but true.


NanduDas

You're a Lebowski, I'm a Lebowski. That's terrific.


creamcitybrix

These men are cowards


BlankSlate400

Could you slide your shorts down Mr. Lebowski, please?


Key-Contest-2879

No, man. He hit me up here.


bkuri

I know. Please.


MarvelousVanGlorious

Finishin my nation…


liamchoong

Enjoying my covefe 


Alex_Sherby

I dig your style dude.


marbotty

Those are good hamberders, Walter


Johns-schlong

SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNY!


slamdanceswithwolves

Say, friend, you got any more of that good Sarsaparilla?


millsarrr

Is he, . . . Does he still write?


harriestbalsagna

Nothing is fucked?!


Appropriate-Ad3162

The god damn plane has crashed into the mountain


ganon2234

I see you rolled your way into the semi's man


big_galoot8759

Dios mio, man


Jahrigio7

It’s all a part of his sick Obama thing


turbopig19

First of all dude, you don’t *have* an ex


H-HarryRyan

Nothing is fucked?!?


2wheelsThx

![gif](giphy|yk8tRCZHCV0qY|downsized)


pepperguy22

Am I wrong?!


scottwolfmanpell

Sir this is a family restaurant


Zestyclose-Mud-4683

No, you are not wrong. You are just a fucking asshole


Hellament

80 year olds, dude.


CoolHandTeej

He sniffs 8 year olds, dudes.


Zestyclose-Mud-4683

That Epstein can roll, man


FluffheadIsDaMan

Must be exhausting.


digidave1

The other guy treats objects like women, man


Disastrous-Cry-1998

So you have no frame of reference here, digidave1. You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie


Zestyclose-Mud-4683

You are the walrus


Hagfist

Lotta ins lotta outs. Lot of shit going on in my head right now. This is a bummer, man. Duder is uh...ya know, I'm uh... concerned, here


NicksAunt

But sometimes there's a man, sometimes, there's a man.


MilaVaneela

Does he… does he still fulfill his executive duties? 


Disastrous-Cry-1998

He has health problems


Terrible-Guitar-8136

AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR!


Willie-Tanner

Don’t be fatuous Joseph.


Yepborntolose

Calmer than you are.


heebsysplash

I’m talking about drawing a line in the sand here dude


billyjoelsangst

![gif](giphy|gFjbkip9OIIuI)


Ordinary_Aioli_7602

Oh, please. Dear?


Gurneymonkey

He's a good man, and thorough.


Professional_Can_117

The Supreme Court has roundly rejected presumptive restraint on presidential power


hipchecktheblueliner

Fuckin fascists!


Professional_Can_117

Say what you will about the tenants of a living constitution, but at least it's an ethos.


greennewleaf35

Keep your old fuckin goldbrickn' ass out of the white house.


onlysurfblacksand

He’s like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know...


Gamestonkape

I’m stayin. I’m finishing my election loss.


juggdish

Flunkin’ Social Studies


Open-Illustra88er

![gif](giphy|F3G8ymQkOkbII)


nadamean420

Our lives are in his hands, dude.


Ghost-of-Sanity

Say what you want about the tenants of dementia, at least it’s an ethos. 🙄


so2017

OMG the tenants of dementia


Noobnoob99

This dementia will not stand


MrBlonde5

What the f--- are you talking about? Huh?


mrinsideoutski

Calmer than you are dude.


phillyb41

You see what happens Larry?


da_usual

Bunch of FUCKIN AMATEURS!…


jMyles

Living in the past, man.


KingOfTheKinkdom

You can imagine where it goes from here.


Admirable-Carpet4011

Obviously he's not a golfer


Zestyclose-Mud-4683

![gif](giphy|LOnp2BO5LFsKcTFcxn|downsized)


TheIgnitor

Bulk of the resistance dude, hardly a lightweight.


Mediocre-Catch9580

SHOMER SHABBAT!


PHANTASMAGOR1CAL

He’s out of his depth.


Intelligent-Ant7685

please leave


carlton_sand

he can get us a toe by 2:00 today, with nail polish


kernelpanic789

Excuse me, Dear!!


artsatisfied229

Am I the only one around here that gives a shit about the rules?!!


Jerseycrat

You’re entering a world of pain.


H-HarryRyan

He lives by the In and Out Burger


Payitupfront

He's just to damn old


Bx1965

He’ll still win. The media will fight tooth and nail for him.


Zestyclose-Mud-4683

SCOTUS, Billionaires, Putin, Saudi Arabians, gerrymandering republicans and Fox News enters the room…


Bx1965

Doesn’t matter. None of them can stand up to the power of The View, Hollywood, CNN, the Times, MSNBC, late night TV hosts and rock stars. People will be swayed by Beyoncé or Whoopi much more often than Saudis or gerrymandering Republicans.


Zestyclose-Mud-4683

Hope you are right but everything indicates it will be a flip of the coin. Fox News draws a lot more water than CNN and MSNBC combined. And MAGAs believe what they are told. https://www.adweek.com/tvnewser/here-are-the-cable-news-ratings-for-may-2024/


Bx1965

Hollywood draws more water than Fox News ever dreamed of.


Zestyclose-Mud-4683

hoping it will succeed this time. https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/pictures/celebrities-who-support-hillary-clinton-election-2016/


WhatIsTheAmplitude

I’m going to have to ask you to leave


TheSandwichKing

"You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. I'll get you a toe by this afternoon--with nail polish. These fucking amateurs."


Wade_Sully

This aggression will not stand, man!


grimatongueworm

Calmer than you are.


SinfulSunday

![gif](giphy|r42HxBImuzoRxsRA14)


AroundGoesThe18

OUR BASIC FREEDOMS!


OE2KB

Helluva Caucasian…


bscepter

Say what you want about the tenets of Trumpism, at least it's an... OK, never mind.


yenozeno

Lady, I've got friends who died face down in the muck so that you and I can enjoy this little family establishment!


Marlbey

And this picture was taken when Dr. Biden was first lady of the nation, yes, yes? Not of Delaware. 


turbopig19

This is our most modest receptacle


ranch_brotendo

What in God's holy name were you blathering about?!


h2k2k2ksl

Calmer than you are


kor_the_fiend

He treats objects like women!


Fuzzlord67

You brought a fucking 80 year old bowling???


usernamechecksout67

you want a Joe? I can get you a Joe. There are ways believe me.


WhereAreWeG0ing

Excellent. Let thr Democrats get destroyed by infighting all the while Trump can hoover up all the votes from Republicans, fence sitters and maybe even a few Democrats who are tired of watching their party implode. Step down Don't vote Trump ... I dunno...send me a decent recipe for cornbread


bhd23

So, racially, he's pretty cool


No_Bee9524

Yeah in theory for sure! But right now the republicans no way vote for third party all it does is divide the democrats and make their vote not count its suicide to Trumpers currently! Future that could change gotta be a strong movement!


Dear_Concert_4825

He may be oldie but he not sex offender rape porn star fcuker 👌


drworm555

Ok, maybe we build him a cardboard white house and just have everyone tell him it’s the real one. He can keep beating Medicare every day.


Bunnys_Toe

Yeah, but he’s a pervert, dude.


Zestyclose-Mud-4683

That Epstein can roll, dude


cjboffoli

The Roberts court has probably overturned prior constraint. It won't be long before the Cheeto Dictator will send the brute squad to haul Walter out of the coffee shop.


Head-like-a-carp

I called my congressmen, the democratic ones, and asked them to get Joe to step down.


Zestyclose-Mud-4683

Now do the same for that Republican convicted felon and adjudicated rapist. You know the guy who says he can pull out a piece on 5th avenue. Ask them to set this round aside.


MorrisDM91

Maybe he’ll just do us all a favor and croak 🤷


Zestyclose-Mud-4683

We may ask to set aside the round


IronManDork

Booooo!


warriors_1811

Yes sir let him stay please 🤣🤣 We win easily


khanmex

Your revolution is over! THE BUMS LOST!


Civil-Pomelo-4776

This guy fuckin' walks I've never been more certain of anything in my life! But running, that's where things are less certain.


Av-fishermen

He’s a corpse


destrylee

Good! You got this, Biden.


Opening-Paramedic723

🤣 read from a teleprompter no doubt 👍


AlGeee

His [prosthetic forehead](https://youtu.be/Jp8znvfYbow?si=XbH6tV-Tl2lX04x3) is showing.


No_Bee9524

And we gonna vote him in again and prop his ass up like weekend and boernies!!!! Anyonebuttrump


Open-Illustra88er

RFK then.


No_Bee9524

Just split the vote allowing 4 years of the orange rapist


Open-Illustra88er

Just quit choosing the lesser of evils.


No_Bee9524

Explain how


Open-Illustra88er

I’m told you. 3rd party.


Grouchy-Chemical9155

Twelve year olds dude.


DAMON5280

This aggression will not stand man!


Jahrigio7

You want a sleepy cadaver? Amateurs. Haha you went a sleeping cadaver? Hell I could get you one by 3:00. With drool…