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That-DJ-Horse

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KORZILLA-is-me

There’s a stud in the next stall


Demovere_Xeno

*badum-tssssh*


a_sad_lil_idiot

I've always wanted to recreate this


ezzzzz53

had to be Australia


Gillbosaurus

Wait, we have killer crabs now too????


chawmindur

Yes, since the last update. Can't recommend though, farming's gotten a lot harder because of it, and players are panicking to downgrade to the last version.


Don_Quixote81

No, the spiders have just evolved to have pincers.


CordeCosumnes

Just wait til they start flying


VengefulOtaku

900 dollary-doos!!!!


Warcraft_Fan

Coconut crab aren't known to reach Australia. And those are huge crabs


acman319

He must be shitting bricks. *I'll see myself out.*


Airwolfhelicopter

No wait, come back


or0_0zh

Who takes his pants off all the way down when he's shitting?


canadard1

You don’t?!


Cyynric

Look, some of us are fighting demons.


smiledontcry

I take my shirt off too. Fight me!


or0_0zh

I'd really rather not to


rafaellago

Who doesn't?


Tornado4264

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Hand_banana85

Welcome to the dusty crab.


Banana_Pankcakes

Great, I just had a peace corps flashback. Thanks.


dketernal

Dude has crabs


wizzo6

How about a courtesy flush?


KORZILLA-is-me

Hey pal, could you pass me a roll of toilet paper?


abidelunacy

"Who does #2 work for?"


eadrik

What is the Verified Blue Stud Member flair?


SynthFrenetic

It's a flair they added during one of the April Fool's Day (2022 I think?). It was supposed to mock Elon Musk's Verified Blue Member from Twitter. Not sure when they removed (or if lasted only that day).


PbCuSurgeon

Ah yes, the piss crab


Training-Bee-8209

Why is this NSFW? I didn’t see anything bad


zelesbian

The piss crab is here ❤️❤️❤️


sugarray4three

Remember kids, crabs aint no joke! Get them pubes checked ✅


AchtungNow

It’s JD from Scrubs!


TheDeathHorseman

So this is how you get crabs


Any_Look9433

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Mountain_Man11

Poor guy's caught in a pinch.


Chexmixrule34

"hey crabman"


Scrollwriter22

Mans fighting for his life


tcholoss

Uhh wash those pants, they can stand by themselves:S