I wish I had a lover to buy me Lego 🥺

I wish I have a lover to play Lego with :(

🫂

I wish I had a lover to play.

I wish i had a lover

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller

i wish i had a girl who looked good i would call her

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat And a six-four Impala

I wish I had a glock so I could shoot my alarm clock

W

W car ngl

I wish a motha f*#|?r WOULD be in my seat…

Come on don't be balla, just give me a dolla

I wish I had lego

Lego

Mine does. I am like “we don’t have space for this. I just want you to buy new socks so you stop stealing mine.”

I feel this in my soul. We did get some recently but we could probably get another pack.

Surely you mean "hoodies"

Oh we have progressed long past that.

Your non-existent bf is a gem.

I wish I had a lover 🥺

🫂

Step 1 - stop using the term “lover”

What term should I use then

Boyfriend, girlfriend, wife, husband, spouse, partner, significant other, romantic interest…. Almost anything is better…

Why is "lover" inappropriate? Can you explain ? English is not my native language

It's not inappropriate. Perhaps underused .

It’s kind of a dated term so it’s a bit cringey

No offense man, but I have not heard a single person yet say that it's a cringy term and it shouldn't be used

Yet no one says it ever…. Go ahead, use it in casual conversation today. Mention your lover to friends or coworkers or family. You can downvote all you want, but if you’re saying “lover” to people, they’re wondering what’s wrong with you.

Just wondering..... what's wrong , did your lover leave you?🫂

Yeah, back in the 70s when people used to say things like “lover”…. But seriously, no, I’ve never done the side-piece thing and I’ve never called someone my lover because I don’t want people to immediately start thinking of sex…

Literally no 😭

Seriously, introduce your significant other to someone as your “lover”. Go ahead, I’ll wait. Nevermind that one of the very literal definitions of the term is side-piece. Go ahead, I’m sure everyone involved would think that it’s a perfectly normal thing to say.

Ummm who cares if people think it's normal or not? You might be surprised to find that not everyone values other people's opinions as much as you.

I’m all for being yourself, but using weird cringey words can turn off potential romantic interests, and the poster seems to want to find one…. That was the whole point.

WTF. My non-existent girlfriend never gets me anything

break up with your girlfriend yeah yeah cause i'm bored

I never find any large sets by the local non-existent garbage bin either

I did step on a chewed up Lego that one of my kids left on the floor recently... Does that count for finding Lego loot?

You should buy a set for your non existent boyfriend as well ;)

He’ll be fine he get the lego set i found on a dumpster

Just give him the leftover/extra pieces. No need to ruin the nails doing dirty work 😏

https://preview.redd.it/d4cmrhlnlc6d1.png?width=889&format=png&auto=webp&s=c15cd4d2a3efb36c46822ad5925ab20c129a9e66 Great idea! I will let him have this piece

Is your boyfriend a dog?

sadly i dont have a non existent dog just boyfriend

The dog could buy you more lego

Explain how

https://preview.redd.it/5u2pv8ty1d6d1.jpeg?width=679&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6036fcfde9fb6a50bcf9856f037655fd08ec6666 My non existent girlfriend got me the EXACT same set!!

"We have Dungeons and Dragons at home" :p

I’m sure that’s not the exact one 😆

A Dragon, a Beholder, and a castle. Definitely the EXACT same set! 😁

Well since you put it like that I guess you are right 🤣

What in the name of biblically accurate angels is that

Omg, my nonexistent boyfriend bought me this set too... I just hope he's not two timing us

if he does trade him for a lego set

That is very thoughtful and oddly insightful of them 😛

Bless your boyfriend!

God bless him & my wallet

I got this and have been building one bag a day (it has been hard to have such restraint!). Today though is the last bag, #32 (which is the Dragon's head for those wondering!). I'm more than a little sad.

He’s a keeper!

How is someone who likes both LEGO and D&D still single? Oh wait, that includes me... 😭

I feel like this is the foundation for a new dating app.

There's already so many weird ones out there (I've heard).

Wholesome. He's a keeper

He’s a keeper.

Does he have a non existent brother? 😆

I think Is a Best Buy

Such an amazingly fun set to build!

yup it's worth every penny

He's got a good taste!

Such a good set! I had a ton of fun putting this together! Enjoy!

So sexy 😩💕

How did they know!!?

#RelationshipGoals

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Yeah, comments use [Markdown](https://github.com/adam-p/markdown-here/wiki/Markdown-Cheatsheet) for formatting. Quite easy to pick up.

How dare you put Mark down? Mark is a good man!

#OREALLY?

Is your non existent boyfriend still single?

I bought that same set not too long ago. About 75% done with it

Wish I had a non-existent boyfriend :(

There’s a reason why he’s non existing

Nonexistent… The best kind of boyfriend, especially when he spends money on you. 😂

Pretend marry him immediately!

My non-existent girlfriend bought me this set the other day! My wife was pissed

My nonexistent girlfriend just got this for me too 😍😍

My wife let me buy one 🥹

Is there a gelatinous cube?

🎶I can buy myself Legoooo🎶

I sure do wish I had an existing girlfriend I could make bad financial decisions with

What’s the point of the /s?

I wish me and my nonexistent boyfriend had enough disposable income to buy this set; I've heard that it's a super fun build!!

I wish I could afford a Lego 😭

He sounds like a keeper.

I was seeing this girl for a few months and when I finally brought her over to my house she saw all my lego scattered everywhere especially this massive medieval town moc which sits on 16 mils plates and she just laughed. Needless to say it didn’t work out

You are welcome 🥰

Dang can he buy me one too?

We know what the box looks like

Wish I had a non existent girlfriend. 😫

That’s what they make break ups for…

My existent girlfriend got it for our anniversary lol

Well, he's definitely a keeper! 😁

Geez, I should get a non existent boyfriend too ! I wonder if he would get me badur.

He's a keeper for sure!

Ur non existent boyfriend seems pretty cool let me borrow him i need some legos!

What a dream

My non existent girlfriend bought me the same thing. She also bought me the Dune Ornithopter for my birthday. So thoughtful of her. ;)

As someone who loves D&D and Lego this gift would make me go nuts

Phuck lovey dovey talk! Let's play LEGO!!!!!! :)))))))

Username checks out

Free Legos …. Are best

It’s a great build!

I bought myself the same set. It's a good one!

I love playing Lego with my boyfriend

Awesome

Receiving Lego must be like sex workers for the rich

Omg so cool 😊

The fact that i bought this on release but still havnt had time to build it :(

Bought*

My fiance bought me Venator and Avengers Tower. So, you know, I married her.

That's why your BF is non existent. I wouldn't want my GF touching my LEGO.

Aww how sweet of your nonexistent boyfriend now there's a keeper

Prepare to receive a large number of propositions in your DMs after posting this.

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